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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Goes Full Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-22. Transcript available.

you're a charm charm charmer dude dapper when you get a little buzz my friend
you get like
good evening hello and you get um extremely charming because i well that's
better than
jekyll and hyde i don't like start getting angry and fighting people when i
have a couple of
cocktails you introduced me to a friend i was trying to be polite and nice and
ingratiate
myself to her and i was like hey how are you and i gave her a hug and she
actually said oh we're
hugging i know but she said that she goes oh we're hugging it was a 50 50 like
we were in the car
we had dinner and then andrew calls me we're over at so-and-so right and i go
okay and he's like
derosa's here i can say that yeah yeah so i go okay and he goes you said come
on by i wanted you to come
by so i brought it was 50 50 so i said to her i go weed you know because i know
that you're doing a
little drink drink drink right you're doing drink drink with him it's bad yeah
it got bad
yeah i heard it got by later but um i was drinking yeah yeah i heard you got
wild what did i do no i'm
gonna let's recap okay okay so then um i go you know i don't know what are you
gonna say jekyll or hyde
it can't get hide when does it get high and it can also get jekyll when have i
hide it with you
hide is the good one right i don't even know yeah which was the bad one i don't
know yeah it's it
i think jekyll is the bad one jekyll sounds like the bad jekyll yeah like a
jackal so you might get
jack jekyll and she's like what do you mean i go we're we'll see we we come and
as soon as i say
it i go it's hide because you stood up and you have this like little smirk it's
very um casablanca
hello hello my dear you know i mean like good evening maybe not today maybe not
yeah yeah it's
very like that yeah so i'm like oh thank god it's hide so we no i'm being real
i've never sit down
and then what hide does is he just becomes very like a lot of questions i'm
interested in her
too many questions okay okay but is that a real thing you meet someone for the
first time i'm i want
to know i'm interested in her there are memes about this where your friend all
of a sudden becomes a
comedian around your girl i was being i was too charming asking someone like
hey what what is
this about that i've heard about you can i say it yeah but just the whole the
way you hold up a
prosciutto yeah i don't like chicken wings we were eating chicken wings
whatever it was what if it's
just the way you know i mean the way i was eating everything your pinkies are
out all three fingers
are out it's very like you told me she's a witch and then you're asking salem
witch like you know
i mean like the salem witch trials witch how do i know that there's a
difference yeah it's like saying
that it's it's not like she's a vampire that that's why you were asking her
that kind of line of
question no i didn't yeah i mean what's it like at the coven you asked about a
coven i said what's
up did you ask about a cover i said what's up with yeah yeah yeah how is it she's
one of those like um
burning man you know i mean you know um holistic you know i mean shangra la the
witches the witches
that i hang out with yeah are at the coven okay they're coven witches right so
she does it double
double boil and trouble it's more of a um boil boil it's more of a self-help
you know i mean you know
spiritual thing no she's very nice right and then you guys fucked off but
asking about the coven and all
that stuff was a little i didn't ask about that there was there was a coven
question i don't even
know what the coven is either it was you or your friend your friend he goes
well is there a group
and i looked at him i go when you say group do you mean coven yeah you and then
he goes yeah that's
what i meant that's on you no that's on him that's a part of you he said is
there a group yeah but the
way he said it was i know what you're leading there's a pot you mean but he had
boiling green
whatever whatever does she have a toad feet does she have a pot no she has none
of that no spells crystals
i did do a spell on you fuck you then yeah he told me he did a spell on me
i did a spill on you i remember yeah what did i what did you put my name in the
freezer you wrote
my name on a piece of paper and put it in the freezer yeah i put your name on a
piece of paper
i put it in the freezer and guess what it worked what is this you've been chill
since i've been
i'm always chill you weren't chill oh my god when did you put it in the freezer
when we got back from
europe no cool yeah yeah yeah i put your name in the thing i wish i did it
before we went to
would have helped me out yeah yeah but so yeah i do some of her suggestions
yeah and i think they work
yeah they must yeah and then i hear i have lunch today with andrea jen
and the person that i'm hanging out with and um andrea says andrew was there
last night at the store
and i go yeah she goes one word guess what it is what did she say he's like you
know wild wild i was
wild yeah you and de rosa were wild we were having fun man yeah mccone was with
us we were having a
great time of course you're um my son not just your son what do you call it he
was drunk he got you know
what i called mccone a familiar yeah he's a familiar what is a familiar in the
in the mythological world
like vampires have familiars you just you just hang around you're about that
that help the vampire get
blood that's right you go get me blood what do you give me the division uh the
definition of a familiar
it's a supernatural entity exactly it is an animal exactly that serves as a
companion and helper to a
witch sorcerer or other magical practice really stuck on this witch stuff
lately yeah yeah you're
definitely a familiar you're familiar yeah and you're a warlock wizard and a
warlock wizard and a warlock
i love it we went out me and de rosa went on stage together twice and we had so
fun they do that in
new york sometimes like you see guys at the cellar do it they don't do that
here and so de rosa was
like i'll go on stage with you and i was like that could be fun yeah because i
was like i'll get you
a spot he was like no so he took my spot he took yours and who else can someone
else dropped out
yeah yeah i dropped out i wanted to you know just i know i know you're gonna
talk about it but i wanted
sometimes i'll just go i'm not gonna do it i'm gonna hang out i watch lord of
the rings their friend
spots yeah yeah i get it yeah i canceled last minute but thank god de rosa took
my spot
it was great people uh did he go so he went up at 10. we went to the first spot
together and then we
went to the store and then we i went up solo in the main and then we went up
together in the or
but what i'm saying is is that on stage i heard you were extra i went off a
little
that's all i had a night yeah yeah i was having fun but i heard it was very
funny i haven't let
the band-aid rip in a long time yeah yep no sometimes i want to have a couple
of cocktails
let the band-aid rip you gotta let the band-aid rip sometimes i don't when's
the last time you saw
me like that god it's been a couple years it's pretty rare but you but i but
you do it when it's like
i'm i'm but you know i mean charles bakowski and i i'm gonna just go to a bar
by myself
and you know i mean write poetry or whatever
what what what in the are you talking about i mean i'm not literal poetry i
like to go oh you're
making fun of when i you're making fun of when i go to my spot in new york and
write yeah i like that
no no that's not what i'm saying oh at dollywood yeah oh no that was a mental
breakdown i know but
that's what i'm saying the bakowski i'm gonna go to a bar by myself yeah and
not literally wrote a
write a poem but you go into yourself and write poetry in your mind i'll tell
you what i did at
that bar at that tommy bahama or whatever no margaritaville i bought everyone
food and drinks
i turned into hide oh i was jackal with you bud yeah yeah you're jackal with me
a lot
well yeah why do you think that is because i'm 100 hide no you think i'm jackal
sometimes
no let's be real get you you you think i'm jackal sometimes you are you're
doing it right
now look at the shirt you're wearing too this iron maiden run to the hills such
a good song
it's great the trooper a great song i want to anyway i want to say this though
can you get more
lighters what are you doing with all this okay i'll tell you why yeah why there's
nothing worse
in the world when you're in your car how many smokers are here three richie
right isn't there
nothing though you have cigarettes you're in the car you smoke i know yeah
you smoke cigarettes yeah yeah he does look at how long have you been smoking
well i actually
i started probably like sophomore year high school and what do you know a
senior
now um yes no how old do you know 24. yeah wow he had some time he doesn't look
like a smoker yeah
i just realized who he is every generation buddy holly close maybe maybe yeah
but the generation after
that is who he is is robert crumb who the fuck who's that look up robert
robert crumb dude the cartoonist the cartoonist there lies the man he's around
dude that's robert come on dude you're young robert crumb dude you're young robert
crumb dude
that is a fact dude it's a fact dude that's very funny and you don't draw so
that's not that's not
good that's not good you can draw like a motherfucker so my panic is when you're
in the car
and you don't have a lighter and then you're just kind of looking around for
one so what i do is i buy
three or four i just scatter them around the the car smart that's what i'm
saying being mindful yeah
when i used to smoke pot what i would do is i would buy a lot of lighters and
then i would
give them to my friends because i know they'd get back to me what do you mean
by that because when
you smoke weed with people you're always like giving lighter carlos knows yeah
you're giving
your lighters away and then they come back to you eventually they come back to
you in the mail what
are you talking about so when you smoke a lot of pot with your group i've done
it of pot friends yeah
yeah but you weren't like alone i did alone yeah it wasn't your thing like we
get we would
get high with uh sitting around a couch well go to some guy's house or go to a
car and so what
ends up happening is you smoke pot with the same like 10 to 12 people that's a
lot of people
well i mean like it's a big pot group no no i would call it a coven your core
your core pot group is like two to three people but then there's a chunk of
people you would run
into in high school and we'd smoke pot with that group of people and then that
group like the hippies
if i went over to uh uh paul's house hey i'm paul dude um bro you want to come
over dude we're
having a pot coven yeah you do it's gonna be about 12 of us dude yeah 100 yeah
bring your lighter dude
i'll bring it yeah okay and guess what guy what eventually you'll get it back
okay yeah and that's what you do bring one lighter hand i have a bunch of lighters
i just hand them
out to friends and then i go this is going to come back to me and eventually
you'll be smoking a bowl
stoned and you'll go this is my lighter man years later or how long sometimes
it's months sometimes
it's a full year oh right and someone will be like that is your lighter man
right i right you gave
it to me at paul's garage yeah i just handed it to you to like the bowl yeah
but but this is what
happens when you're smoking pot right i'm making is you you give someone a
lighter to get high they put
in their pocket you all get stoned you forget it existed so if you buy
strangers lighters that you
get high with you will get them back right but you know what i do now i buy the
ones with a symbol on
it what is that chinese no i'm just saying anything because this green one
somebody can go no dude
that's mine i just bought this right i go but this one the cherries come on
dude that's my lighter
that's your lighter yeah cherry boy lighter yeah anyway well i didn't yeah now
i get why it comes
around it always comes back are you drinking coffee iced coffee yeah why you
never have coffee this late
what's the line of questioning pal you got something going on later tonight i
have a couple of shows
tonight guy you're gonna cancel those too no i'm gonna be there i'm gonna be
there because if i don't
want to you know they cry and one of them who the fans no it's guys the promoters
oh the promoters yeah
you know if people don't know about the la comedy game now 70 of it is promoters
i'd say so you'll get
like six guys there's like six guys there's one girl that's really good sarah
mellow oh she's the best
she's the best yeah but there's a couple of guys that are a little um they're
like um student loan
people loan sharks loan sharks yeah like or if you leave the mormon church
right they constantly call
they're gonna come get you yeah yeah like how come you haven't back to the
sermon buddy
been two years where are you and why are you not here yeah and but and here's
here's 17 dates can you
please do one of them yeah and then if you don't which i don't text them back
pretty much 99 of the time
i don't well you get flooded with texts every day i'm not lying you get five to
ten yeah can you do
my show can you do my show can you do a lot yeah it's a great problem to have
it's a no i'm grateful
for it i'm grateful for it but um it's a little there's some boundaries that
need to be that is
interesting because it i thought about next time i do set up shows like this i
think i'm gonna just
give them carlos's phone number and he can just do it for us
you

Andrew Santino Goes Full Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

you're a charm charm charmer dude dapper when you get a little buzz my friend
you get like
good evening hello and you get um extremely charming because i well that's
better than
jekyll and hyde i don't like start getting angry and fighting people when i
have a couple of
cocktails you introduced me to a friend i was trying to be polite and nice and
ingratiate
myself to her and i was like hey how are you and i gave her a hug and she
actually said oh we're
hugging i know but she said that she goes oh we're hugging it was a 50 50 like
we were in the car
we had dinner and then andrew calls me we're over at so-and-so right and i go
okay and he's like
derosa's here i can say that yeah yeah so i go okay and he goes you said come
on by i wanted you to come
by so i brought it was 50 50 so i said to her i go weed you know because i know
that you're doing a
little drink drink drink right you're doing drink drink with him it's bad yeah
it got bad
yeah i heard it got by later but um i was drinking yeah yeah i heard you got
wild what did i do no i'm
gonna let's recap okay okay so then um i go you know i don't know what are you
gonna say jekyll or hyde
it can't get hide when does it get high and it can also get jekyll when have i
hide it with you
hide is the good one right i don't even know yeah which was the bad one i don't
know yeah it's it
i think jekyll is the bad one jekyll sounds like the bad jekyll yeah like a
jackal so you might get
jack jekyll and she's like what do you mean i go we're we'll see we we come and
as soon as i say
it i go it's hide because you stood up and you have this like little smirk it's
very um casablanca
hello hello my dear you know i mean like good evening maybe not today maybe not
yeah yeah it's
very like that yeah so i'm like oh thank god it's hide so we no i'm being real
i've never sit down
and then what hide does is he just becomes very like a lot of questions i'm
interested in her
too many questions okay okay but is that a real thing you meet someone for the
first time i'm i want
to know i'm interested in her there are memes about this where your friend all
of a sudden becomes a
comedian around your girl i was being i was too charming asking someone like
hey what what is
this about that i've heard about you can i say it yeah but just the whole the
way you hold up a
prosciutto yeah i don't like chicken wings we were eating chicken wings
whatever it was what if it's
just the way you know i mean the way i was eating everything your pinkies are
out all three fingers
are out it's very like you told me she's a witch and then you're asking salem
witch like you know
i mean like the salem witch trials witch how do i know that there's a
difference yeah it's like saying
that it's it's not like she's a vampire that that's why you were asking her
that kind of line of
question no i didn't yeah i mean what's it like at the coven you asked about a
coven i said what's
up did you ask about a cover i said what's up with yeah yeah yeah how is it she's
one of those like um
burning man you know i mean you know um holistic you know i mean shangra la the
witches the witches
that i hang out with yeah are at the coven okay they're coven witches right so
she does it double
double boil and trouble it's more of a um boil boil it's more of a self-help
you know i mean you know
spiritual thing no she's very nice right and then you guys fucked off but
asking about the coven and all
that stuff was a little i didn't ask about that there was there was a coven
question i don't even
know what the coven is either it was you or your friend your friend he goes
well is there a group
and i looked at him i go when you say group do you mean coven yeah you and then
he goes yeah that's
what i meant that's on you no that's on him that's a part of you he said is
there a group yeah but the
way he said it was i know what you're leading there's a pot you mean but he had
boiling green
whatever whatever does she have a toad feet does she have a pot no she has none
of that no spells crystals
i did do a spell on you fuck you then yeah he told me he did a spell on me
i did a spill on you i remember yeah what did i what did you put my name in the
freezer you wrote
my name on a piece of paper and put it in the freezer yeah i put your name on a
piece of paper
i put it in the freezer and guess what it worked what is this you've been chill
since i've been
i'm always chill you weren't chill oh my god when did you put it in the freezer
when we got back from
europe no cool yeah yeah yeah i put your name in the thing i wish i did it
before we went to
would have helped me out yeah yeah but so yeah i do some of her suggestions
yeah and i think they work
yeah they must yeah and then i hear i have lunch today with andrea jen
and the person that i'm hanging out with and um andrea says andrew was there
last night at the store
and i go yeah she goes one word guess what it is what did she say he's like you
know wild wild i was
wild yeah you and de rosa were wild we were having fun man yeah mccone was with
us we were having a
great time of course you're um my son not just your son what do you call it he
was drunk he got you know
what i called mccone a familiar yeah he's a familiar what is a familiar in the
in the mythological world
like vampires have familiars you just you just hang around you're about that
that help the vampire get
blood that's right you go get me blood what do you give me the division uh the
definition of a familiar
it's a supernatural entity exactly it is an animal exactly that serves as a
companion and helper to a
witch sorcerer or other magical practice really stuck on this witch stuff
lately yeah yeah you're
definitely a familiar you're familiar yeah and you're a warlock wizard and a
warlock wizard and a warlock
i love it we went out me and de rosa went on stage together twice and we had so
fun they do that in
new york sometimes like you see guys at the cellar do it they don't do that
here and so de rosa was
like i'll go on stage with you and i was like that could be fun yeah because i
was like i'll get you
a spot he was like no so he took my spot he took yours and who else can someone
else dropped out
yeah yeah i dropped out i wanted to you know just i know i know you're gonna
talk about it but i wanted
sometimes i'll just go i'm not gonna do it i'm gonna hang out i watch lord of
the rings their friend
spots yeah yeah i get it yeah i canceled last minute but thank god de rosa took
my spot
it was great people uh did he go so he went up at 10. we went to the first spot
together and then we
went to the store and then we i went up solo in the main and then we went up
together in the or
but what i'm saying is is that on stage i heard you were extra i went off a
little
that's all i had a night yeah yeah i was having fun but i heard it was very
funny i haven't let
the band-aid rip in a long time yeah yep no sometimes i want to have a couple
of cocktails
let the band-aid rip you gotta let the band-aid rip sometimes i don't when's
the last time you saw
me like that god it's been a couple years it's pretty rare but you but i but
you do it when it's like
i'm i'm but you know i mean charles bakowski and i i'm gonna just go to a bar
by myself
and you know i mean write poetry or whatever
what what what in the are you talking about i mean i'm not literal poetry i
like to go oh you're
making fun of when i you're making fun of when i go to my spot in new york and
write yeah i like that
no no that's not what i'm saying oh at dollywood yeah oh no that was a mental
breakdown i know but
that's what i'm saying the bakowski i'm gonna go to a bar by myself yeah and
not literally wrote a
write a poem but you go into yourself and write poetry in your mind i'll tell
you what i did at
that bar at that tommy bahama or whatever no margaritaville i bought everyone
food and drinks
i turned into hide oh i was jackal with you bud yeah yeah you're jackal with me
a lot
well yeah why do you think that is because i'm 100 hide no you think i'm jackal
sometimes
no let's be real get you you you think i'm jackal sometimes you are you're
doing it right
now look at the shirt you're wearing too this iron maiden run to the hills such
a good song
it's great the trooper a great song i want to anyway i want to say this though
can you get more
lighters what are you doing with all this okay i'll tell you why yeah why there's
nothing worse
in the world when you're in your car how many smokers are here three richie
right isn't there
nothing though you have cigarettes you're in the car you smoke i know yeah
you smoke cigarettes yeah yeah he does look at how long have you been smoking
well i actually
i started probably like sophomore year high school and what do you know a
senior
now um yes no how old do you know 24. yeah wow he had some time he doesn't look
like a smoker yeah
i just realized who he is every generation buddy holly close maybe maybe yeah
but the generation after
that is who he is is robert crumb who the fuck who's that look up robert
robert crumb dude the cartoonist the cartoonist there lies the man he's around
dude that's robert come on dude you're young robert crumb dude you're young robert
crumb dude
that is a fact dude it's a fact dude that's very funny and you don't draw so
that's not that's not
good that's not good you can draw like a motherfucker so my panic is when you're
in the car
and you don't have a lighter and then you're just kind of looking around for
one so what i do is i buy
three or four i just scatter them around the the car smart that's what i'm
saying being mindful yeah
when i used to smoke pot what i would do is i would buy a lot of lighters and
then i would
give them to my friends because i know they'd get back to me what do you mean
by that because when
you smoke weed with people you're always like giving lighter carlos knows yeah
you're giving
your lighters away and then they come back to you eventually they come back to
you in the mail what
are you talking about so when you smoke a lot of pot with your group i've done
it of pot friends yeah
yeah but you weren't like alone i did alone yeah it wasn't your thing like we
get we would
get high with uh sitting around a couch well go to some guy's house or go to a
car and so what
ends up happening is you smoke pot with the same like 10 to 12 people that's a
lot of people
well i mean like it's a big pot group no no i would call it a coven your core
your core pot group is like two to three people but then there's a chunk of
people you would run
into in high school and we'd smoke pot with that group of people and then that
group like the hippies
if i went over to uh uh paul's house hey i'm paul dude um bro you want to come
over dude we're
having a pot coven yeah you do it's gonna be about 12 of us dude yeah 100 yeah
bring your lighter dude
i'll bring it yeah okay and guess what guy what eventually you'll get it back
okay yeah and that's what you do bring one lighter hand i have a bunch of lighters
i just hand them
out to friends and then i go this is going to come back to me and eventually
you'll be smoking a bowl
stoned and you'll go this is my lighter man years later or how long sometimes
it's months sometimes
it's a full year oh right and someone will be like that is your lighter man
right i right you gave
it to me at paul's garage yeah i just handed it to you to like the bowl yeah
but but this is what
happens when you're smoking pot right i'm making is you you give someone a
lighter to get high they put
in their pocket you all get stoned you forget it existed so if you buy
strangers lighters that you
get high with you will get them back right but you know what i do now i buy the
ones with a symbol on
it what is that chinese no i'm just saying anything because this green one
somebody can go no dude
that's mine i just bought this right i go but this one the cherries come on
dude that's my lighter
that's your lighter yeah cherry boy lighter yeah anyway well i didn't yeah n