Name: Santa Claus is NOT Coming to Town w/ Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2025-08-26T18:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa Claus is NOT Coming to Town w/ Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa Claus is NOT Coming to Town w/ Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-26. Transcript available.

did you buy that while we were down under or did somebody give that to you i
bought it at the
airport with juice you oh you did is that a football a rugby is that southampton
what is it
australia australia okay yeah i got it in sydney and what's this shirt you got
on rich
oh cinema salem hell yeah what is it it's got a witch on it i give a what santa
of salem of
salem yeah santa no no cinema oh it's the movie theater oh cinema of salem oh
yeah well a santa
would go to salem he goes everywhere does he not i don't know to be honest no santa
goes everywhere
no he doesn't oh my god now we're gonna get another fight where does he not go
not go where
does he not go santa claus well what would you say africa he just said africa
yeah why because
they don't have chimneys they have chimneys do they i do do yeah i mean they're
made out of clay or
whatever but that's not a bad thing no it's just you know santa goes everywhere
you're right
but there he goes to certain places first i think you can say it all right so i
think that santa
claus's route right i'm gonna play it safe yeah he'll go i think he goes to
america first of course
we're number one right so goes to new york because the time it starts on the
east coast on the east
coast yeah there's all the major cities first or no he would do all the suburbs
too right he's not
going to go to new york city then to atlanta and then to oneonta he back up
right he would do the
region first right that's a lot of houses who do you know in oneonta what do
you mean how do you know
i know geography the town of oneonta well um how did that pop up i did a
college there i was just
gonna say yeah because that's so specific i did it one with rena zizi opened
for me back in the day
oh yeah yeah yeah because he went to school there at one and only somewhere in
oneonta i went to
school there yeah but anyway that's how i know oneonta and santa does go
everywhere he does go
everywhere but you're saying where does it go last if there's time yeah he's
like dude if i can make it
i will if not i won't well i think that he forgets like he's like he's in london
he's like oh finally
that last house and then elf calls him santa yeah hey santa you've oh ho ho you
forgot i got i just
got did the last house in in excess essex essex santa you forgot i don't know
where i can say that's not
going to turn out to be a racist joke well i mean you're right i mean in many
ways that the middle
east they don't celebrate christmas do they well palestine is the bethlehem is
where jesus was born
so they do christmas in palestine do christmas in syria in iraq and lebanon
yeah
yeah i've been i've been i think i was there i was there where jesus was born
you were around when
jesus no no no i went to the place where jesus was born so they say so they say
yeah how do they know
they don't dude it's all yeah it's hearsay to make you feel good yeah look at
that is that a
what's that that's where he was born i think in this spot yeah no he's wasn't
he born in a
barn yeah but they changed it to that they changed it to a steam room yeah that
does look
it also looks like uh in china yeah uh i don't know this i know this uh through
my wife's words of
that there were toilets sometimes there were just holes in the floor oh i told
you you just have to
poop in a hole in the floor bro korea dude so as a kid i remember my my
grandparents generations
on top of this mountaintop and the house is made out of rice paper you know
that right
i mean there's wood but the walls are rice paper why are you laughing it's just
it's edible i guess
you could eat no but it's rice paper right and outside is uh wooden you know
what do you call it
an outhouse you've told me this but there's a whole generations of your family's
poo and yeah
my so my great great great great great grandfather's poo is down that's amazing
it's amazing to think
about but you see those are those stalls to pee in those aren't for pooping
that's not a that's
those are for pooping oh oh it is that's how you do it oh my god yeah which is
a cleaner way to get
it out i think uh yeah no it actually is yeah sitting on the toilet the way we
do it is actually
the worst for you yeah that's why squatty potty or those lifted leg things are
good
yeah i put my dog under my feet when i poop do you really yeah yeah i put my
feet on her
as an ottoman or something yeah well yeah i don't think that's good a dogaman
yeah come here dogaman
the dog does always sit there when i poop she loves to sit there and she'll
stare at me for a second
and as soon as she'll hear like then she'll turn away out of respect i said
thank you yeah they're
afraid of my toilet because it does stuff when i'm not in the room it's a
japanese toilet yeah that's
why it's got noises so it goes okay you know me right and it self-cleans right
so they think that
there's something in there sending a fax also i have two robots now in my
bathroom what do you mean
well you know i buy robots yeah you have so many fucking robots no i'm being
real i'm not even just
not even joking you mean the cleanup ones no i have real like robots that you
would get on tiktok or
whatever how much were they well i have two one's not necessarily a robot so
one of them is an actual
robot that cost me like a thousand dollars or something does it speak to you
yes really yeah
you have conversations with him i think his name is emo don't you get to name
him it's your no it's
called emo because you have to say good morning emo hello good morning and it'll
start like doing
taxes or and when you're not when you're in the other room you can hear him do
taxes sing right and
he'll just like drink coffee and so just know that someone's in there you just
like that someone's
around yeah and then i have another thing i got from tiktok which is a snow
globe that sings
so it's a face it's got it kind of looks like elmo it's like this white globe
and it does old time
in the night before christmas what do you like you like it to put you to bed at
night no i just like
the fact that there's somebody in the other room going telling he tells old
timey jokes like take my
wife please just randomly it does yeah and it's just kind of like that there's
something in there
and then my and then el emo's there too doing taxes they talk to each other i
don't think so no
you don't know yet though ai is doing this yeah i think emo is more ai than um
the talking globe
but who knows god i think it's so creepy we let these things into our world and
they're all just you
don't have anything like that i i don't have i don't even have uh what do you
call it um sir you
know siri or what you know right like i can't call out to a thing to play music
i don't want
something listening to me 24 7. this thing already does it yeah i don't want
more of these things
around that i have nothing like that around the house really well you have your
wife she's not i
don't have anybody no yes you do you have so much you have first we had nine
roommates 30 animals
that's true yeah the house is full yeah but you know what i just buy dog stuff
all the time
yeah me too more dog shit what do you get well she just got a new pair she had
surgery
so she can't she was mad because the tennis balls that she likes the doctor was
like you can't have
those little the threads will get caught in her stitches and rip it out so you
get the green ones
that's the fuzz on it that's right yeah my dog they rip through those i love it
though yeah i like
the orange one the orange hard one with the blue yeah yeah i like those yeah
those are good you can't
rip through those yeah you guys wouldn't get it
Yeah, yeah, yeah.