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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Almost Vomits After Harland Williams Does a Shoey' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-10. Transcript available.

i know socks harlan that's a little weird uh oh i didn't know you were looking
at down there
yeah that's one of my pet peeves when people don't wear socks how about you you
know do you
have stinky feet no let me smell your shoe well no take one off prove it
because otherwise i'm
going to find out if you got stinky feet or not yeah yeah yay or nay yeah i can't
do it i'll vomit i
almost threw up yeah is it bad yeah it got me what's it smell like my eyes are
watering yeah
what's it smell like yeah it's bad it's pretty bad tell me let me see big one
oh my god big whiff i
hate it i already did it do a big whiff no kidding there's no way what's it
smell like i don't corn
chocolate all of it your dead dad everything oh yeah it's bad yeah yeah oh wear
socks carland
jesus i know do you ever wear no socks you got to do a shoey now pour your your
drink into your
shoe and drink it that's that's that's what australians do it is that's what
they do they
don't do that yes they do shoey's you've never heard of a shoe shoe bring up a
shoe in australia
that's literally what they do so what do you do you pour a drink in it and you
chug it no don't
don't do it harlan harlan don't do it why not it's gross well no it's a seller
look it's a celebration
all right all right what do i do you put look at you pour it in and you chug it
a real oh my god yes oh my guzzies love you mate we love oh no
no i wouldn't i think i got a hangnail oh i got a toenail oh wow wow harlan are
you in love right
now yeah yeah because you seem like you're in love i do yeah you kind of are
bouncing i know that you are
really what do you mean he is i know that you are i know you personally i know
that you are
in love with what though a female a human uh define uh a woman with appropriate
genitals
what's in a bro you're in love with a person yeah you're a human being because
you've mentioned it a
couple of times you don't you don't probably notice it because you never go
well i have a girlfriend but
you've said like yeah the girl that i'm seeing and we're doing this and that
and it's it's fun
it's i can see a joy off of your you too well thank you yeah i do have a joy
yeah i don't talk about
my personal life like you do i don't we're opposites there are things about me
that no one knows you oh
you're an open book you're an open like collection of dictionaries or encyclopedias
yeah okay like what
don't we know about you okay no what there are some things that he yeah there
are things i hide
okay they're personal things like my recovery or like you know well you just
let it out no but
like personal things i do with my okay but there's just some things that i do
hide like what else i'm
not gonna say it well you know it's a trick now i understand your tricks well i
just drank out of a
shoe you did he's good at tricks yeah but there are things that uh about you
that you do hide a lot
i don't hide it's not like i'm hiding them it's just i choose not to divulge
everything about me
it keeps you close like but what what does it hurt if we ask you you can ask oh
god you are seeing
somebody and that you and we don't want to know specifics but we see a joy radiating
your body
i love i love that you feel that and sense that that's all i'm saying i love
that yeah
he wants more no i love you you gave me a ride home that night we talked deep
when you're in his
car i gotta tell you about this guy's car oh you think your old car was a mess
yeah this guy yeah
we're the same time it's unbelievable what was in my car everything i don't
know what what wasn't
in your car wow guy it was insane yeah there was there was uh a like a half-built
crib like a baby
crib wow doesn't have a baby yeah yeah uh there was a um you remember pegs on
on bmx bikes sure
had had four or five sets of pegs in the back seat yeah this is all real this
is all real hyper
like needles hype what hypodermic needle yeah i don't know did you have any of
those you yeah i don't
know what you saw i might have some it's just what you saw he had i'm not
kidding he had a paint
bucket like a a what are those like a few gallon bucket of elmer's glue yeah
well i have that
oh you do have one yeah no i have hundreds of bottles of elmer's glue do you
know why he has glue
uh well i know he doesn't like horses and glue is primarily made up of ground
up horse hooves
that's true yeah and so i don't like the hooves i like the horses oh yeah you
don't like horses hooves
yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so that's why he has all the glue get rid of the whole
the hooves
no but i why why would i have elmer's glue at home um the way that they seized
diddy's house and got
all that baby oil they could seize your house and have what was he doing with
all that hundreds of
bottles and who's elmer by the way i don't know but i do want to meet him i
mean it sounds like a short
story you would write yeah tell us who elmer is that's a good idea who is elmer
behind elmer's glue who
is that guy because he's got to be someone significant we've all used his glue
elmer was
a no elmer's glue is elmer the bullet character who is a husband of elsie the
cow oh see hoofs
that's almost a slap in the face to our hoofed friends yeah why would you make
your logo of the
thing you're killing to make the product yeah wow is that ketchup always has a
tomato on it okay well
yeah good point good point thank you great point like one of the best what i do
with elmer's glue
is i dry them onto my hand and i peel them oh so it looks like you have that
aging disease no but i do
no i do like 40 layers with a with a blow dryer yeah oh wow and then i put a
complete glove
oh that's so cool well you know that right and that stuff that's so cool i
stuff cotton in them
and i draw on them oh that is so cool yeah yeah yeah so it's like an art thing
i get it i can relate
what i do is i sit in the bath for about two hours yeah i get my fingers prune
wrinkled
and then when i get out of the tub i touch myself with the wrinkled fingers and
pretend i'm getting
molested by an 87 year old priest oh so i can't have my thing i just yeah yeah
that's good whoa whoa dude
do you love the movie spotlight what is it okay do you ever see it yeah it's a
great yeah it's a great
movie what's it about it's about some of the the some of the the boston globe
the church oh right right
with michael keaton yes whoa it's a good movie spotlight what is the quote that
people yell at
you the most in public the quote yeah like something that you said in movies
and stuff what is something
oh i thought you meant more on the live or on the pod yeah no no in real life
do people ever say a
line to you in public uh well in real life they say hey no chin i get that a
lot because i have no chin
yeah you do not really turn it oh yeah look at that yeah yeah one piece like i
get hey no chin a lot
the good news is when because it's connected like that it's you know you don't
ever it's always
protected yeah yeah you're not going to get knocked out easy yeah it says i'm
like almost an instant
shadow like punch yeah in fact could i ask you i don't want to be critical no
please i i i can take
anything you could be as critical i can take i have one thing my father's death
taught me is life goes by
fast and anything can bounce off you so you can be mega critical all right well
i'd actually like a
gigantic canvas but i only drew a little face on the bottom half of the camera
oh so like like one of
those cartoon guys that like a caricature yeah so my face is big and my body's
small or my it's just a
longer but it's i like it it's dimensional my face is long yeah what about mine
well let's stick with
this no i want to i want to get to the bottom of your hatred there's no hatred
i thought you said you
hated my face did i say hate did i say hey no you snow i observation i said
what is it again say it
what do you think i said okay long face yeah it's like you know i mean this
half of the face is where
all the this thing it's like antarctica like if you looked at the earth like
earth and tyler got
nothing going on okay yeah yeah he's saying you know how you look at it keep
going oh like when you
look at a map yeah yeah of like of like cities and the and and way down below
there's all the city
like hold on and everything else is hold on shh sorry got it yeah walk off yeah
yeah i was kidding
dude you're i know i mean i don't know you know no i i got no problem with your
face no but i don't
mind criticism i i like it it's the only way i can grow criticize me hmm like
physically or just even
in terms of my attitude sometimes you're
a little bit elusive and distant that's being a ninja i know but it's i have
ninja to behaviors okay
if that's the answer i accept that as a friend yeah i think you're deflecting
if i'm being honest
but oh so if you want to play the ninja game i know what you're saying this is
what you're talking to me
guy guy i'm here and i'm listening well i said talk to me don't listen talk
talk to all right
right now are you getting a little aggressive i sure am you too about guy okay
all right so what i
want to say i know what it is what you're saying talk it's like i did your
podcast and then the you
know and then like six months later you want me to do it again and i don't
return your phone call
is that what it is no oh oh fuck i just think sometimes when buddy hey bud
buddy yeah tries to
get close to buddy buddy doesn't always let buddy all the way in yeah and maybe
buddy's a little
guilty of it too what do i do what did i do i know what did i sometimes i feel
like there's
little barriers with you two between us or no with me like buddy tries to get
in and you guys will
open the door so far but then buddy you kind of put a foot in the door and
buddy can't get all the
way in and be buddy buddy i'm sorry buddy can i say this every time i see you
on the lineup
what do i do you're sitting there in the booth in the back i always walk up
beside you and i always
say hello but a hello is fleeting i always try to engage i try to get a
conversation going with buddy
and buddy sort of flirts with it entertains it but never fully engages with
buddy and so buddy ends up
feeling alone and sad when he walks away and turns his back on buddy i see well
maybe if buddy didn't
wear corn shirts we'd have a better conversation my father was killed yeah yeah
let me tell you i am
marlon oh so can i just say something buddy yes bud if you call me be i'm so i'm
so emotional i can't even
speak do it let me let me calm down i think we're getting somewhere yeah yeah
stay stay am yeah this
is where the real stuff comes up all right when you see me in public right why
don't you call me by my
name you don't you call me sarah silverman yeah it's a term of endearment do i
call him sarah silverman
no what do you call him that's special for you what do you call him calls me
earthquake
the big black comedian he calls me earthquake that's what i'm saying well yeah
that's why buddy we can't get in
with you but yeah but why let a title get in the way of our intimacy because
when you scream it across
a room hey there's sarah silverman the whole room turns around and it's me it's
a little awkward well
can't you get around it and engage with me and and be intimate and have a real
conversation for once in
your life well how can i have a real conversation with you when you don't call
me by my name well
get over yourself sarah
and then i call you johnny meatloaf fine i love it okay slap me with the gravy
okay i'm in all right
it's just a title but beyond the title and again you're deflecting all over the
place he can see it
i'm not looking at him you're not looking at me no when does the real buddy
conversation happen between
us three we try you want to sit around all day and eat styrofoam peanuts great
i can party you know what
i would but when does the talk happen let's go to joshua tree okay airbnb airbnb
a house get a fire going
i love i love s'mores oh you know i love s'mores the jewish s'mores have you
ever had s'mores yeah
yeah s'mores are unbelievable they're unbelievable you know what a s'more is i
sure do yeah i'll get
them allish more yeah i'll get the marshmallow and i'll and i'll get the gefilte
fish and we'll have
ourselves isn't it interesting isn't it interesting that you want to drive
three hours into the desert
to open up to your buddy and i want to open up right here and now while we're
right in proximity
i want to live in the moment and you want to create some fantasy getaway in the
desert where
maybe we can talk but you know when there's a crackling fire it's hypnotic and
you can't talk to
anyone because you're hypnotized by the crackling flames and this is all part
of your deflection so
that you don't have to look buddy in the eyes and talk and get to know the real
me and i get to know
the real sarah that get to know you yeah okay all right let's get real here we
go finally um
i love you okay how there's a lot of layers of love yeah but as a comedian um
you're one of the
ones that i feel safe with and trust love i feel like you're an ally i love
this yeah i've always had
a fun playful relationship with you like we're two kids in a schoolyard jumping
with glee don't you feel
that i do there's a childlike banter that you and i both have but in that schoolyard
and thank you for
opening up yeah yeah the janitor built a wall right and i need you to get over
that wall okay and come
to me okay i'll break maybe your friend little red over here too yeah i'm the
janitor i'm building the
wall yeah someone's got to clean up this mess and no no no since i was on the
hot seat you talk to
harlan about how you feel harlan i i don't get you come and don't make a joke
all right get real
it's a comedy show i know but get real for a second he made it real thank you
you

Bobby Lee Almost Vomits After Harland Williams Does a Shoey

i know socks harlan that's a little weird uh oh i didn't know you were looking
at down there
yeah that's one of my pet peeves when people don't wear socks how about you you
know do you
have stinky feet no let me smell your shoe well no take one off prove it
because otherwise i'm
going to find out if you got stinky feet or not yeah yeah yay or nay yeah i can't
do it i'll vomit i
almost threw up yeah is it bad yeah it got me what's it smell like my eyes are
watering yeah
what's it smell like yeah it's bad it's pretty bad tell me let me see big one
oh my god big whiff i
hate it i already did it do a big whiff no kidding there's no way what's it
smell like i don't corn
chocolate all of it your dead dad everything oh yeah it's bad yeah yeah oh wear
socks carland
jesus i know do you ever wear no socks you got to do a shoey now pour your your
drink into your
shoe and drink it that's that's that's what australians do it is that's what
they do they
don't do that yes they do shoey's you've never heard of a shoe shoe bring up a
shoe in australia
that's literally what they do so what do you do you pour a drink in it and you
chug it no don't
don't do it harlan harlan don't do it why not it's gross well no it's a seller
look it's a celebration
all right all right what do i do you put look at you pour it in and you chug it
a real oh my god yes oh my guzzies love you mate we love oh no
no i wouldn't i think i got a hangnail oh i got a toenail oh wow wow harlan are
you in love right
now yeah yeah because you seem like you're in love i do yeah you kind of are
bouncing i know that you are
really what do you mean he is i know that you are i know you personally i know
that you are
in love with what though a female a human uh define uh a woman with appropriate
genitals
what's in a bro you're in love with a person yeah you're a human being because
you've mentioned it a
couple of times you don't you don't probably notice it because you never go
well i have a girlfriend but
you've said like yeah the girl that i'm seeing and we're doing this and that
and it's it's fun
it's i can see a joy off of your you too well thank you yeah i do have a joy
yeah i don't talk about
my personal life like you do i don't we're opposites there are things about me
that no one knows you oh
you're an open book you're an open like collection of dictionaries or encyclopedias
yeah okay like what
don't we know about you okay no what there are some things that he yeah there
are things i hide
okay they're personal things like my recovery or like you know well you just
let it out no but
like personal things i do with my okay but there's just some things that i do
hide like what else i'm
not gonna say it well you know it's a trick now i understand your tricks well i
just drank out of a
shoe you did he's good at tricks yeah but there are things that uh about you
that you do hide a lot
i don't hide it's not like i'm hiding them it's just i choose not to divulge
everything about me
it keeps you close like but what what does it hurt if we ask you you can ask oh
god you are seeing
somebody and that you and we don't want to know specifics but we see a joy radiating
your body
i love i love that you feel that and sense that that's all i'm saying i love
that yeah
he wants more no i love you you gave me a ride home that night we talked deep
when you're in his
car i gotta tell you about this guy's car oh you think your old car was a mess
yeah this guy yeah
we're the same time it's unbelievable what was in my car everything i don't
know what what wasn't
in your car wow guy it was insane yeah there was there was uh a like a half-built
crib like a baby
crib wow doesn't have a baby yeah yeah uh there was a um you remember pegs on
on bmx bikes sure
had had four or five sets of pegs in the back seat yeah this is all real this
is all real hyper
like needles hype what hypodermic needle yeah i don't know did you have any of
those you yeah i don't
know what you saw i might have some it's just what you saw he had i'm not
kidding he had a paint
bucket like a a what are those like a few gallon bucket of elmer's glue yeah
well i have that
oh you do have one yeah no i have hundreds of bottles of elmer's glue do you
know why he has glue
uh well i know he doesn't like horses and glue is primarily made up of ground
up horse hooves
that's true yeah and so i don't like the hooves i like the horses oh yeah you
don't like horses hooves
yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so that's why he has all the glue get rid of the whole
the hooves
no but i why why would i have elmer's glue at home um the way that they seized
diddy's house and got
all that baby oil they could seize your house and have what was he doing with
all that hundreds of
bottles and who's elmer by the way i don't know but i do want to meet him i
mean it sounds like a short
story you would write yeah tell us who elmer is that's a good idea who is elmer
behind elmer's glue who
is that guy because he's got to be someone significant we've all used his glue
elmer was
a no elmer's glue is elmer the bullet character who is a husband of elsie the
cow oh see hoofs
that's almost a slap in the face to our hoofed friends yeah why would you make
your logo of the
thing you're killing to make the product yeah wow is that ketchup always has a
tomato on it okay well
yeah good point good point thank you great point like one of the best what i do
with elmer's glue
is i dry them onto my hand and i peel them oh so it looks like you have that
aging disease no but i do
no i do like 40 layers with a with a blow dryer yeah oh wow and then i put a
complete glove
oh that's so cool well you know that right and that stuff that's so cool i
stuff cotton in them
and i draw on them oh that is so cool yeah yeah yeah so it's like an art thing
i get it i can relate
what i do is i sit in the bath for about two hours yeah i get my fingers prune
wrinkled
and then when i get out of the tub i touch myself with the wrinkled fingers and
pretend i'm getting
molested by an 87 year old priest oh so i can't have my thing i just yeah yeah
that's good whoa whoa dude
do you love the movie spotlight what is it okay do you ever see it yeah it's a
great yeah it's a great
movie what's it about it's about some of the the some of the the boston globe
the church oh right right
with michael keaton yes whoa it's a good movie spotlight what is the quote that
people yell at
you the most in public the quote yeah like something that you said in movies
and stuff what is something
oh i thought you meant more on the live or on the pod yeah no no in real life
do people ever say a
line to you in public uh well in real life they say hey no chin i get that a
lot because i have no chin
yeah you do not really turn it oh yeah look at that yeah yeah one piece like i
get hey no chin a lot
the good news is when because it's connected like that it's you know you don't
ever it's always
protected yeah yeah you're not going to get knocked out easy yeah it says i'm
like almost an instant
shadow like punch yeah in fact could i ask you i don't want to be critical no
please i i i can take
anything you could be as critical i can take i have one thing my father's death
taught me is life goes by
fast and anything can bounce off you so you can be mega critical all right well
i'd actually like a
gigantic canvas but i only drew a little face on the bottom half of the camera
oh so like like one of
those cartoon guys that like a caricature yeah so my face is big and my body's
small or my it's just a
longer but it's i like it it's dimensional my face is long yeah what about mine
well let's stick with
this no i want to i want to get to the bottom of your hatred there's no hatred
i thought you said you
hated my face did i say hate did i say hey no you snow i observation i said
what is it again say it
what do you think i said okay long face yeah it's like you know i mean this
half of the face is where
all the this thing it's like antarctica like if you looked at the earth like
earth and tyler got
nothing going on okay yeah yeah he's saying you know how you look at it keep
going oh like when you
look at a map yeah yeah of like of like cities and the and and way down below
there's all the city
like hold on and everything else is hold on shh sorry got it yeah walk off yeah
yeah i was kidding
dude you're i know i mean i don't know you know no i i got no problem with your
face no but i don't
mind criticism i i like it it's the only way i can grow criticize me hmm like
physically or just even
in terms of my attitude sometimes you're
a little bit elusive and distant that's being a ninja i know but it's i have
ninja to behaviors okay
if that's the answer i accept that as a friend yeah i think you're deflecting
if i'm being honest
but oh so if you want to play the ninja game i know what you're saying this is
what you're talking to me
guy guy i'm here and i'm listening well i said talk to me don't listen talk
talk to all right
right now are you getting a little aggressive i sure am you too about guy okay
all right so what i
want to say i know what it is what you're saying talk it's like i did your
podcast and then the you
know and then like six months later you want me to do it again and i don't
return your phone call
is that what it is no oh oh fuck i just think sometimes when buddy hey bud
buddy yeah tries to
get close to buddy buddy doesn't always let buddy all the way in yeah and maybe
buddy's a little
guilty of it too what do i do what did i do i know what did i sometimes i feel
like there's
little barriers with you two between us or no with me like buddy tries to get
in and you guys will
open the door so far but then buddy you kind of put a foot in the door and
buddy can't get all the
way in and be buddy buddy i'm sorry buddy can i say this every time i see you
on the lineup
what do i do you're sitting there in the booth in the back i always walk up
beside you and i always
say hello but a hello is fleeting i always try to engage i try to get a
conversation going with buddy
and buddy sort of flirts with it entertains it but never fully engages with
buddy and so buddy ends up
feeling alone and sad when he walks away and turns his back on buddy i see well
maybe if buddy didn't
wear corn shirts we'd have a better conversation my father was killed yeah yeah
let me tell you i am
marlon oh so can i just say something buddy yes bud if you call me be i'm so i'm
so emotional i can't even
speak do it let me let me calm down i think we're getting somewhere yeah yeah
stay stay am yeah this
is where the real stuff comes up all right when you see me in public right why
don't you call me by my
name you don't you call me sarah silverman yeah it's a term of endearment do i
call him sarah silverman
no what do you call him that's special for you what do you call him calls me
earthquake
the big black comedian he calls me earthquake that's what i'm saying well yeah
that's why buddy we can't get in
with you but yeah but why let a title get in the way of our intimacy because
when you scream it across
a room hey there's sarah silverman the whole room turns around and it's me it's
a little awkward well
can't you get around it and engage with me and and be intimate and have a real
conversation for once in
your life well how can i have a real conversation with you when you don't call
me by my name well
get over yourself sarah
and then i call you johnny meatloaf fine i love it okay slap me with the gravy
okay i'm in all right
it's just a title but beyond the title and again you're deflecting all over the
place he can see it
i'm not looking at him you're not looking at me no when does the real buddy
conversation happen between
us three we try you want to sit around all day and eat styrofoam peanuts great
i can party you know what
i would but when does the talk happen let's go to joshua tree okay airbnb airbnb
a house get a fire going
i love i love s'mores oh you know i love s'mores the jewish s'mores have you
ever had s'mores yeah
yea