Name: We Know Every Single Oasis Song
Uploaded: 2025-09-12T16:04:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Know Every Single Oasis Song' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Know Every Single Oasis Song' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-12. Transcript available.

what what what a pleasure to be here what a pleasure to be here to be back in
the studio
andrew's been gone for so long one month we don't even know how what he looked
like anymore
i look the same was what no you're pinkish oh i got a sunburn yesterday yeah
you're pinkish
and your attitude is a little aggro i'm aggro now you spit a gum at me and
guess what i did
do you have any proof that this happened no but what did i do headbutted i headbutted
it away
you are a soccer man like george what like what george bush did with the shoe
right i i i locked
in at the gum you're good and i saw it in slow motion i headbutted it let's see
yeah yeah here
yeah here i have a packet here ready go well you can oh sorry you gotta put it
toward i gotta get
another yeah yeah let me get one more yeah baseball use the baseball but don't
throw it lob it this is
softer okay go really good look at that really good did you see that dude wow
did you see that jules
rudy jules is back yeah at the korean spa when i see nuts in my face i'm korean
nuts i can do it dude
rudy what's going on welcome back to the show hello hello energy through the
roof god oh my god hi
hair top hasn't washed your car since you gave it to her i know not kidding we
were right next to each
other and i was like that is as dirty as you left it as soon as your mom left
this morning i woke up in
shivers and and as you know sweat why our house is going down i think her mom
if anyone listening right
now you want filipino in your house her mom she's cleans everything can we put
up the website get a
yeah you had a kid filipino do it the the way you fold the you know the socks
and the underwear yeah
next future where did your mom go back to the philippines back she's gone wow
ice huh got her
well she was worried about it i called twice yeah what for the challenge yeah
welcome to ice
to get someone deported press one yeah dude yeah you are 36 in line please hold
and people hold for hours they can't wait you know
oasis tickets they'll hold on for five hours how much of those tickets going
for right now oasis what
do you think what's the average let's guess what the average resale tickets are
all sold out if we
want to go to the rose bowl what do you think that costs for like an average
ticket i'm guessing like
300 400 for shitty can i say something controversial yeah yeah they have five
good songs you're you're
so out of pocket right now that's insane they have five good songs you think
wonder wall keep going um
bring up their album you're telling me they only have five good songs i think
so that whole album was good
what's that main album don't look back at anger good song super wonder wall
supersonic great song don't go champagne supernova cigarettes and alcohol never
heard of that song
i'm definitely maybe sing me singer right now boom send me cigarettes and
alcohol right now
fight me in this school yeah sing me roll with it roll with it just roll with
it just roll with it
how about digs digsby digsby digsby digsby digsby digsby digsby what are you
gonna do we're gonna roll
with it yeah you don't know any of this shit how about in the bushes
oh you like morning glory supersonic okay morning glory okay my point is is
that five electric
she's electric she's electric she's electric
in the morning she buzzes with electricity actually the importance of being
idle is one of their best
bristol let me hear it the importance of being idle is one of their best songs
and he actually said
that's his favorite song let me bring up something that's wild yeah because i
learned something this
week those conjoined twin girls had a baby no abby and britney is that their
names britney and abby
they had a baby there's no way britney and abby they did dog look at conjoined
twins abby and
britney i've seen carrying their baby so the guy's only married to one of the
girls yeah how does that
work and we had to google it they share a vagina yeah so she the other ones has
to look away when
they're hooking up the other one doesn't get the name it she has no say is that
what it is yeah yeah
what if one of them is like come inside me the other one's like god please don't
yeah yeah
because they might have mixed feelings about it now it'd be wild if their baby
is conjoined
oh my god conjoined control what do they do three it's three conjoined and then
they one-upped
right whoa their parent or went up their mom mom dad yeah wow because i learned
that this there's a
pitcher that plays in mlb and he's what's called a mirror image identical twin
look this up this is
insane i thought i thought identical twins was it i thought mirroring is like
the same
no a mirror image identical twin yeah look at that taylor and tyler rogers are
both baseball players
so his left side is his right side so if you looked at each other it would be
like looking exactly in a
mirror is that i don't get it explain it to me mirror image meaning like i'm
looking at you my right
side is your left side so it's mirror it's not it's not flipped yeah but if i
was at your left
side people would think that you had a stroke why is his eyes squinting my left
side is korean stroke
yeah but they're mirror image identical twins which which happens when the it
splits at a certain
time and if it splits a second later they become conjoined so they just miss
becoming conjoined
whoa by a millisecond i think wow isn't that crazy that's crazy what would you
would you ever date
would you ever date an identical twin i feel like i'd be down yeah it's kind of
just like a threesome
but like with just one dick no she goes right for it wait wait wait what do you
mean
threesome with one day she says she's getting two for one all right oh you mean
two it's conjoined twins
oh no i'm talking about identical identical you were like conjoined yeah yeah i'd
be down to conjoin
they don't have two dicks yeah no they have one dick yeah yeah but four balls
oddly enough yeah
that's fine yeah a lot more to play with i guess now if they had two dicks
right would you sometimes
suck the brother's dick or no maybe just caress yeah yeah yeah because you feel
bad because you have
empathy yeah you feel bad yeah if i was the other if i was the other brother i
would play i get a switch
dude i thought of you today at the airport yeah a guy had a handheld and it was
going through his
glasses what is that well what do you i'm not the fucking president of sony you're
a video game
aren't you samsung yeah yeah yeah no a guy had a pair of glasses yeah hiroki i'm
not hiroki
that's you yeah that's not you yeah yeah a guy had a pair of glasses at the
airport he was sitting
waiting for the plane and he was like this he had a controller and he was
looking up just with his
with glasses wow what is that what console is that i've never seen that in my
entire
richie kind of knows richie do you know no i don't well then get the fuck out
of here then god
damn it richie don't nod your head like you know richie's back did we not build
him a cage i thought
we were going to build yeah yeah richie's back he's been working out too look
oh you know how it is
yeah yeah yeah there it is baby oh my oh my god richie richie go sit in that
chair go sit in that
chair well you like you love the rich i love rich dog yeah yeah jules you know
richie i've met richie
yeah yeah how seven yeah yeah richie's got his um his let's judge his legs i
didn't know you were
that hairy i wouldn't have assumed he was that hairy dude you have hugh jackman's
legs it's kind
of hot yeah yeah wait that's hot legs you think he's got hot legs do you think
that hugh jackman
would have those legs i'll get that no that's more gerard butler that's jerry
butler yeah that's jerry
but it's like really nice manly it's the upper body you need to work on
okay no yeah i don't know you have michael phelps upper body
yeah yeah usually i'm like the upper body's the cell yeah no no you have a
school shooter's face
you do you think the upper body is is your best i think it's all kind of the
charm i think my face is
sort of the i think it's a little i'm a whole package you know right you're
like a package that
they threw over the fence yeah now um did you go to the weird l show of course
i did i got my shirt on
right here it's the best thing ever was it a good show oh my god it was amazing
he did costume changes
like every single time he had the fat suit for fat he had the whoa the amish
paradise beard it was
whoa and he plays all the hits he doesn't play new songs no i mean a couple new
but like all the
hits everything you wanted to hear everything was in there it was crazy wow did
he how many people
a lot uh um what was it it was at kia forum oh oh it felt like not sold but
like pretty sold out
might have been sold out a lot of people in the forum dude he's yeah yeah there
he goes he killed
he's the man god weird al is the man we love you weird al we love weird now you
think weird al is
better than oasis yeah more hits he does have more hits huh yeah the
yoda song i mean just eat it yeah just eat it um gangsters uh amish paradise i've
met him before
he's super nice white nerdy polka face i mean i can these are all bangers my
baloney my balona
so good yeah it's amazing you know this is one of those guys he will last
forever and ever and
ever forever right because it's clean family family you know who he is no okay
no no no
oh my god you've never you've heard of weird al yankovitch wow well he's um a
guy who does parody
songs yeah he does popular songs he started in like the late 90s and he would
do popular songs then
remake them like there's a song called beat it by michael jackson just beat it
down down and he wrote
a song called just eat it eat it eat it down down down eat it eat it yeah and
he he got sued no less than
a thousand times right over the years no he would always get the artist
permission oh he did i thought
he got sued for a couple of times by people i'm pretty sure like for uh is it i
might have been
amish paradise i'm pretty sure he's pissed at him weird al settled a lawsuit uh
sony music for
undisclosed amount in 2013 ending a five million dollar claim that the record
label had unpaid
underpaid him royalties oh that's for him for him but amish paradise look that
up wasn't cool
one yeah i think he was not a fan yeah coolio hated it yeah there's like parody
loopholes or
something like that they're always you can parody anything that's true way
around it it is true
there's loopholes to everything the controversy i was heard a misunderstanding
between coolio and weird
al regarding permission to parody his gangsta's paradise he coolio initially
felt disrespected and
publicly stated he never gave permission yankovic believed he had received
approval through the record
label dispute ultimately cooled down coolio later admitted his reaction was
wrong because he probably it only
probably sold more albums for him that's the irony i bet you that just resells
more albums for the
original oh totally i only knew amish paradise for years you never knew
gangster i didn't know
gangster paradise for a while weird i was like my introduction to half of these
songs so disrespectful
insanely disrespectful wow it's in honor to weird al though well you're weird
you're a weird alien
i am you're a weird alien what does he call his fans something weirdos i'll
take a weirdos kind
of a cool one i kind of like that weirdos if he's not doing that he should yeah
well he jumps on every other
uh bandwagon thing i should i'm surprised what is it the ironic thing about
gangsta's paradise it's uh
it's kind of a parody of pastime paradise by stevie wonder so he stole it too
well every rap song has samples from other things right this one's pretty
heavily sampled including
the title so what does stevie wonder have beef with coolio he just might wow
didn't see that coming
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