Name: Rudy ROASTS Bobby Lee's Work Out Routine w/ Andrea Jin
Uploaded: 2025-09-16T19:35:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy ROASTS Bobby Lee's Work Out Routine w/ Andrea Jin' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy ROASTS Bobby Lee's Work Out Routine w/ Andrea Jin' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-16. Transcript available.

- You have workout gear.
- Yeah, we're going for a walk.
- You?
- Yeah, me!
- You never go on a walk.
- I've been on walks before.
- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
I go hiking all the time by myself.
- No, you don't! - Yes, I do!
- You just go to the entrance and then you go back home.
- No, I don't!
The last time I did it, I went all the way around.
- Oh my God.
- Are you guys going for a hike?
- Yeah, we're going for a hike.
- Around the reservoir, I don't know what it is.
- Are you really?
- Yeah.
- That's why I'm wearing these.
- Oh, your workout shoes?
- Yeah, this is my workout shoes.
- Those are the shoes you wear every day.
- I know, but the pants!
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, that's why I'm doing this.
- Wait, you're going to go around Silver Lake?
- No, the Hollywood Reservoir.
- Yeah.
- And he said, "Pick me up."
- Is it uphill?
- No, it's all flat.
- It's all flat.
- I can do it, I can do it!
- Yeah, he can.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Any incline, no way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There's no incline.
- There's no incline.
But can I just say this?
I woke up, I went straight here,
but I haven't had anything in my body.
- No, I've never heard this before.
- I need food.
- Bobby's mad today.
- Why?
- Because there's a guy in the show, Richie.
You know Richie?
Richie, pop your little stupid head in.
- Hey, what's happening?
- Oh, God.
So we did submissions for girls to take him out on a date,
or him to take them out on a date,
and he got some babes on there,
and Bobby's a little jealous.
- I wasn't jealous?
- A little.
- They're really hot.
- Yeah.
- Well, this girl was very attractive,
and she loves him,
and Bobby was a little upset about it.
- I wasn't mad.
- He was upset.
- I was not.
- He was a little upset.
- Yeah, anyway.
- Do you want her?
- Yeah.
- No, I was just like, I couldn't believe it.
That's all.
It was just the absurdity of it.
- He was mad.
- Yeah, Richie has no car.
- But do you find-
- Okay, he has no money.
- Do you find Richie attractive?
Is he attractive?
- There's like a cuteness.
- Yeah, like a boyish thing.
- Yeah.
- Not like a man though.
- Never.
- I would, like-
- No, you wouldn't.
- Like, I would take care of-
- You know what, you lying Chinese bastard.
You'd hate Hollywood directors.
- No.
- Oh, no, 'cause I'm tired of a Chinese attitude.
- But I will say-
- I would.
- Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't with Richie.
There's no way.
- I would.
- Richie, do not believe this communist liar.
- Yeah, she's a liar.
- She means none of this.
- I believe it.
- There's a cuteness.
- This is how they get you.
- Yeah, that's how they get you.
- You'll be working in a factory in a year.
- Your bank account is gone.
- It's gone.
- That's a cuteness, right?
Two days later, I have nothing in-
Yeah, she did it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Goodbye, he disappeared.
- And you get no action from it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He doesn't fucking-
- I mean, don't you think so?
I like his legs.
- Yeah, but you would never go out with him.
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Filipinos are fucking honest.
- Yeah, they are.
- That's what I love about Filipinos.
- We do like Filipinos.
- No, not at all, disgusting.
- Come over here and show your legs.
She likes his legs.
This doesn't make sense.
- You look sick.
- See, I don't understand this.
What is that?
- Oh, sick look.
- Yeah, oh.
- You get the fuck out of here.
- Look at his upper body.
Look at his upper body.
It's a creep show.
- He's a walking creep show.
- He's cute.
- Yeah, Andrea, don't lie.
- Yeah, why are you doing that?
- I'm not lying.
- Stop it.
- And then the last, can I just say this?
- What?
- That's pissing me off.
- Her last boyfriend, K-pop star.
- Yeah, K-pop star.
- Whoa.
- He was not a star.
- No, he was like a rapper.
- A whatever.
- Indonesian rapper.
- Indonesian.
- He wrapped 30,000 people at his show.
- Do you know Rich Brian?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, nobody knows.
- I don't know who the fuck that is.
- Yeah, look up Rich Brian right now.
- People don't know.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I know this guy.
- Yeah.
- I do know this guy.
- Yeah, so, you know.
- He looks cool.
- You're gonna go from that to Richie.
You're not going from that to Richie.
- I think Richie is fine.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at him.
Richie will never be on a red carpet.
- So?
- It's just like Love on the Spectrum.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Rich though, I want to see you take that girl out
on a date and enjoy it.
Bad friends will take--
Yeah, bad friends will give you a budget.
We'll give him a budget.
But here's the deal.
Carlos, no, not Carlos.
McCone has to be your chauffeur for the night.
He's your Uber driver.
So he can, and McCone set up a GoPro in the car
so he can capture the interaction.
- Yeah.
I'm driving.
- No, dude.
- Yeah, I'm driving.
- No, no, I'm not going to sabotage her.
They want them to be safe.
- You're going to steal her.
- No, I'm not going to, what?
- You're going to steal her?
- That's crazy.
- She gets out of the car.
- I got to be the driver.
- She's like, what's up with that Chinese guy driving us?
- Yeah, yeah.
- You want her.
- Yeah.
- What?
- But you want her.
- I don't want nobody, dude.
First of all, you act as if that's owning human beings.
I don't want anyone.
- Oh, I get it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're free people.
- Oh, I get how you are, dude.
- They're free people, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, they--
- You're a pig, dude.
- You're a pig, dude.
- You're a pig person.
- No, no, it's a mutual.
- So women are below you.
Is that what you're saying?
- No, no.
- Interesting.
That's what Carlos heard.
Let me say this.
- Richie, go get me another Red Bull.
Richie, go get me another Red Bull, dude.
- I have an idea while he gets that.
- Yeah.
- I drive, I rent a Suburban, okay?
And it's you and him and her together.
It's a tri-date.
And I'm the chauffeur for the night.
- That's fun.
- I take you guys out and it's a competition to see
which one of you, it's not for me, babe.
It's for your enemy.
I see, it's a three-way and I'm like the moderator
and we see which of you guys lands the girl
at the end of the night.
That to me is more fun.
- It just depends on how old she is
'cause she's not over 30, I can't do it.
- All right, so look, maybe we'll set up a three-way date.
She might be down, ask her if she's interested in that, Carlos.
And it'll be like a, it'll be a dating show.
- That will be love on the spectrum.
We'll see you guys.
- Or it could be, you know, here's what it could be, okay?
It's me teaching Richie.
- Coaching.
- Like a coach.
- Yeah, love coach.
- I'd be like a love coach.
- Yeah, love coach.
- That'd be good, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna wear some threads.
- I know how you're gonna dress.
- I'm gonna suit it up, I think.
- Are you gonna dress nice, Richard?
- Oh yeah, I got it.
- What's nice, what's nice for you?
Like do you got, what do you, what do you do?
You do the collared shirt?
- Yeah, I do like a collared shirt.
- A little button down?
- A little nice pants.
- Slacks?
How are we going jeans?
- I'm gonna get a new suit.
- He's gonna go get an Italian handmade suit.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a new suit.
- You know he's gonna fuck you over.
He's gonna outshine you the whole date.
- Bobby's wearing and then just one up.
- You're gonna one up Bobby.
- I'm gonna try this.
- Oh, this is gonna be fun.
- You got a lot of nerve, bud.
I'm excited for this date.
If you train me, we could be like Anakin and Obi-Wan,
but not with the fighting at the end.
- No, no, the fighting at the end.
- Oh, the fighting at the end, yeah.
- Let's get you a Prada suit.
- Mr. Miyagi.
- Yeah, it's a karate kid.
- Let's get you a Prada suit, Bobby,
a $4,000 Prada suit.
- Yes.
- Let's get him a real nice suit.
- Yes.
- And then Richie will go take you to men's warehouse.
You pick out anything you want.
- So Andrea, go back to her, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- She's moving up in the world.
She's now, she opened for Bilbo.
- I know, right, Ronnie Chang.
- I know.
- Right, Whitney Cummings now.
- Okay.
- And John Mulaney.
- Yes.
- Yeah, so you're on the rise
and she flaked on a gig with me.
So am I a tier below them?
- No.
- No, be honest, listen, this is bad for,
you haven't been on bad for,
this podcast is all about honesty
and being real and authentic.
- That was a mistake and I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have flaked on that.
- She tried to give me shit.
She was like, who are you taking on those new dates?
And I said, Devontre Coleman.
She goes, oh, I guess anti-woman.
- That's what she said.
- Yeah, that's how you get your gigs.
- Anti-Chinese.
- No, I said anti-Chinese.
I did say anti-Chinese.
It's something to do with female.
- Let me ask you a thing.
If Devontre, right, two days before a gig says,
I can't go, what would you do?
- I got to get another black guy.
- Yeah.
- I got to get another black guy.
- Exactly.
- My show is for young black men.
- Yeah, I know it is.
Mine too.
- That's what I put out there.
- Mine too.
There's no black people in the audience,
but no, I get two or three.
- She was like,
how come you wouldn't take me on any of those dates?
You get so much work.
- Oh, so you ask.
- She did.
- Well, I asked.
- That's sneaky Chinese shit.
- She did.
- She opened for me and then you asked my partner?
- She did.
- Yeah, I want to open for everyone.
- She wants to open for every single headliner.
And I was like, no, you already get so much work.
You opened for Burr and then Mulaney.
No, no.
We have to spread it around.
- I'm greedy Chinese.
- She's greedy Chinese.
- Oh, she's the greedy kind.
- Which is what I respect them.
- But you know what she's not?
- At least they know they're greedy.
- She's not the cut in the line kind.
- No, she'll wait.
- I've waited in lines with you.
- She'll wait.
That's why we love you.
You're going to wait.
But I will say, man, the Chinese are good.
- They're so sneaky.
- They're so good at what they do.
- God.
- No, but you're getting so much work.
You don't need it.
You're cruising.
- Bobby, I'm sorry.
I was a mistake.
- Let me say something, okay?
- But can I say something?
One of the fastest, funniest, rising comics.
- She's doing great.
- Yeah, I think you're so funny and original
and all that stuff, right?
- Thank you.
- I just don't let your sneaky chopstick moves.
- I'm not doing that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's so sneaky and chopsticky.
- What am I doing that sneaky chopstick?
- Yeah, you just do.
- What?
- Coming to the stage.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Wait, that was a miscommunication with the date.
- I know what it was.
- So you bailed on a date.
- And I thought it was one day only.
- No, that's insane.
Okay, so all right, you wanna get back into it?
Let's do it, all right?
- Okay.
- The year before, right?
If I'm doing standup live.
- Yeah.
- In Phoenix.
- Yeah.
- One of the best rooms in America.
- Sure.
- Right?
She did it a year before.
It was four shows.
- Yeah.
- I asked her to do it again.
She thought it, stop.
- Okay.
- Stop.
- Okay, okay.
- A Korean's talking.
- Okay, but can I say something?
- Oh, dude.
- Wow, you're about to start another war.
- Of Korea's, Koreans talking.
- I mean, I respect you because of your age,
not because of Korea.
- Oh!
- This is racist shit.
- That's racist shit.
- I love it, dude.
- Our movies are elite.
Our K-pop is unfathomable.
Unfathomable, okay?
Okay?
I just wanna say that.
- We have stuff, we have-
- Samsung.
- Tariffs.
Bring up the tariffs.
- Tariffs.
- Tariffs.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And also Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
- That, I'll give you that.
- Okay.
- All right, well, Ginzers,
I'm happy that you're here.
You guys go take the boy on a walk.
- All right, anyway.
Go, thank you for being a bad friend in there,
both of you.
- Thank you for being a bad friend.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.