Name: Bobby Lee FREAKS OUT After Richie Gets a Hot Date
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee FREAKS OUT After Richie Gets a Hot Date' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-17. Transcript available.

Bobby Lee FREAKS OUT After Richie Gets a Hot Date

- Don't you want, do you have a savior kind of a thing or no?
- Savior mentality?
- Yeah.
- I think we want to help people a lot.
- Yeah.
- I don't think we can save most.
- Yeah.
- Like we want to help Richie.
We want to try to get Richie laid.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Richie, do you-
- We have some-
- We got some girls.
- We have some girls.
Do you want to do that now?
- Yeah, let me see.
Let's see if you go put on your hands there
so you can hear some of these.
- I'm excited.
- This girl says, Serena says, "I'm chill, I'm cool."
- I want to say this before, I know you're, I'm sorry,
but Carlos said beforehand that I'm going to be mad
because these are some of the girls,
these girls I wouldn't be able to get.
- That's not true.
- Yeah, yeah.
So let's just see if you're right, Carlos.
- This girl said she'd drive tonight for you.
This is Serena Nicole Mann.
- I mean, I'm pretty flattered.
She'd drive right down, pick me up.
I don't have to call the Uber or nothing.
I mean-
- Is this her?
- That's her.
- Wow, cute.
- Beauty pie, what do you think, Rich?
- I'm pretty flattered, I like her.
- This is up your alley?
- Up your alley.
- How old is her, she, Serena?
- She doesn't say.
- But hold on.
- What does she do for a living?
I got to know the deal.
- Yeah, there's not enough information on this one,
I feel like.
- Just based on looks though, you would do it.
- Based off of looks, yeah.
But based off of, I don't know her.
- Slow investigating tells you she lives in Vegas
and I'll tell you why.
- Why?
- Why do you think, how did I guess that?
- Let me see, based on this photo?
- No, I based it on something else.
- Okay, go get all the photos.
I want to see, I want to be an investigator.
The sun.
It's extra sunny there.
- It's extra sunny?
- No, why?
Why based on that?
- Let's go back to the email.
- Oh, on the email.
- 702.
702 is the area code for Las Vegas.
- Whoa.
- And I put this together knowing,
because when she said, when she said,
I'll drive to Cali tonight,
I thought it's got to be a close enough place.
It's got to be Nevada, 702 is Vegas.
- Bro, what are you doing in this job, dude?
There's crimes that need to be solved, bro.
- I don't do that anymore.
I told you. - Hey, Billy.
- I don't do that no more.
- Why are you talking, Jabron, without gook?
- You're the FBI column?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
We got some murders.
- I can't do that no more, I told you.
Not after my brother died.
- I'm sorry for saying gook.
I know he's your best friend.
- He is, I love him.
Oh, a date with Richie.
This is a milf from Cincinnati.
- Woo!
- Whoa, milf it out.
Let me see the photo.
- Well, zoom in first.
Wait, what do you, oh my God.
- Oh, hello.
- Oh my God, wait, I'm selling her more.
Pass the last one.
This one's up.
- Dude, dude.
- This one's up.
- Richie.
- Richie, what about this one?
- Bad friends, I hear you're looking for someone
to take Richie to the Weird Al concert.
I think I'm your girl.
I'm a real life milf with a pretty awesome personality,
sense of humor, and a soft spot for nerdy guys.
I just so happen to be an expert,
which means I know how to make the date feel
like the most fun guy in the room,
and I have the wardrobe to prove it.
Picture Richie walking in with me on his arm.
He gets to look like the king of nerds.
I come to party with said king and everyone wins.
I keep it playful, classy, totally unforgettable,
just naughty enough to make a story.
He'll never stop telling.
Candy.
- We're flying her out.
Let's do this.
We're gonna fly her out. - Candy's telling me.
- We're gonna fly her out.
- She's gotta be careful with that kind of shoes
on that kind of slippery.
- Yeah.
- I mean, that's slippery out there by the water.
- What if a tsunami comes?
- Yeah, be careful, Candy.
So Candy's an escort and would love to take you out.
I'm interested in sending you out.
Going to the next bathroom photo,
first thing I noticed here has-
- Oh my God.
- She has one of those chalk writing bathrooms.
You can write on the wall there,
but that's a hotel.
How do I know that's a hotel?
The tiles above the tub, that's a hotel.
And also the pre-established soap dispensers.
- Jimmy, you're the best investigator of yours.
- Look at the soap dispensers.
This is a hotel.
So this is a Holiday Inn.
- How do you know that's Jimmy?
'Cause she was murdered-
- She was murdered at a Holiday Inn.
- Two hours after this photo was taken.
- Right.
- Explain to me, Jimmy.
Jimmy, how do you know this is a Holiday Inn?
- Because I've been to a lot of Holiday Inns.
- Oh, I see.
What else, Jimmy?
How did the intruder get coming into the bathroom there?
'Cause she was murdered in the bathroom.
- The intruder knock, knock, knock, then said housekeeping.
She said, go away.
They continue to knock.
- You probably went through the door, right, Jimmy?
- Front door.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like one door there in the bathroom.
- Oh, with her, you could use the back door.
- Oh, you can't.
Oh, I see.
- You made it very clear.
- I see, Jimmy.
- Very clear.
- All right, anyway.
- By the way, Richie, let's get a poll of this.
Is this, would you go out with this lady?
- Oh, 100%.
- This is another young lady.
Let's see what she said.
- Dad friends, I'm Bella.
- Push pause, push pause, all right?
Already right now.
- What?
- High teeth functionality.
- High teeth functionality.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And do you know what that means?
- No.
- It means that she has great teeth.
- It's just a scientific way of saying it, right?
- You never heard that?
- Beautiful eyes, right?
- Wow.
- Nails, right?
Healthy.
- They're natural.
- Natural and healthy.
- Nice lips.
- No dirt, nice lips, no dirt between the nails.
- And can I say something about the eyes?
Not a ton of makeup.
It looks natural and nice.
- It's natural, yeah.
- Not cake face.
- All right, let's go.
- I'm submitting my video to share why, potentially,
Richie may be interested in taking me to Weird Al.
I just pulled up to my waitressing job,
so I am covering up the restaurant's logo.
- Pause.
Go ahead, you go.
- We have to guess.
- The waitress?
- We have to guess the place that she works at.
She's the waitress.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Tarantino.
- Hey Jimmy.
- Yeah.
- This lady, we found her dead body.
Yeah, where does she waitress?
Because, you know, we can't figure that out.
- I don't really know.
I know the color, the maroon of that shirt.
It's a dead giveaway.
- It seems like a chain.
- It's Arby's.
She's got the meats.
- She's got the meats, okay.
Thank you, Jimmy.
- What is it?
I wonder where she waitress.
It's either, you know, my instinct was either,
'cause it is maroon.
- It's a high-end, it's a, it's a,
hey, Jimmy.
- Stop, don't Google it yet.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I will say, it can't be high-end.
High-end restaurants don't make you wear polos.
- Look at how nice, though, that, it's not a,
it's not like a.
- They don't make you wear polos a high-end.
- Not high-end, a chain.
A high-end chain.
- Correct.
- It could be like Chili's.
- It's not Chili's.
- It's not Chili's.
- I know their outfits.
- It's black.
- Chili's is all black.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hef, idiot.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Applebee's might be, Applebee's actually might be.
- You know what I'm gonna say?
Islands.
- No, Islands is the Hawaiian shirts.
- Oh, I didn't know.
- Yeah, Hawaiian shirt.
Red Robin is a no, 'cause that's the old one.
I'm trying to think, is that even around anymore?
- Yeah.
- She could also be at a golf place, like at a.
- Oh, that's right.
She could work at the country club.
- Country club.
- Yeah, that's also very good.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Or, timely, Cracker Barrel.
- Cracker Barrel.
- I don't know Cracker Barrel, man.
- I don't know, but.
- They wear the white,
'cause that last time they wore the white t-shirts
with the Cracker Barrel.
- Well, they went through a big DEI change, apparently,
so now everything is different.
- I refuse to go in the changed version of that.
- Yeah, we won't go back.
- If I look and there's that old white Cracker Man
with the barrel.
- I'm in.
I am out.
- No, I'm in.
That's the old way.
- Yeah, yeah, if that's on there, I go in.
- Yeah.
- If it's off, I do not go in.
- We don't go in.
- I do not go in.
- You heard it here, Cracker Barrel.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway.
- We took you to Cracker Barrel for the first time
on the road.
- That was amazing.
- And remember how much shit you bought from the store?
Right?
- It was, I couldn't believe what they had there.
- Shocking.
- Shocking.
- They had everything.
- Oh, you're gonna say this?
You turned me on to something there.
- What did I do?
- The fucking licorice.
- Oh, yeah.
- Wallabies?
- Yeah, Wiley Wallabies.
- I had never heard of Wallabies.
That's the fucking place.
I was in it for hours.
I had a shopping bag, everything.
- That's so cute.
- He bought about 150 bucks worth of
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And you go, you pointed at Wallabies
and you go, "Man, back in my day,"
or something like that.
I go, "What do you mean?"
- I eat them today.
I had two today when I left the house.
I bought them at the airport again.
- Yeah, I get every flavor.
- They're so good.
- They're so good.
- Green apple, the Wiley Wallabies.
- You know Wallabies?
- Licorice? Are you a licorice fan?
- These are so fucking good.
What's the one below it?
Is that star anise?
Black licorice?
- Are you a black licorice guy?
- I don't like black licorice.
I don't think almost anybody likes black licorice.
- Yeah, I don't know why they keep making them,
but I don't know. - It's awful.
You don't like black licorice?
- No, definitely not.
- Have you had black licorice?
- No. - Oh, the flavor is weird.
- What does it taste like?
- Tastes like NyQuil.
- It does taste like shitty NyQuil.
- Yeah, like shitty NyQuil.
- No, but I kind of like NyQuil sometimes.
- Yeah, because you know you're going to get a little buzz.
- A little buzz.
- Have you had the DayQuil?
Not DayQuil, what's the other one?
- Z-Quil?
- The Z-Quil.
Brother, I can chug this stuff.
- Really?
- Dude, it's so good.
Z-Quil is a non-habit forming NyQuil,
and it's if you're not sick,
if you just need to pass out.
- Yeah.
It's fucking awesome.
- Let me ask you something.
- I should not be promoting it.
- Do you get horny after that?
- I get so horny on NyQuil.
So fucking horny.
- No, Z-Quil I mean.
- Any Quil.
- Yeah, any Quil.
- Any Quil.
- You get horny, right?
- I get horny on the Quil.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Dude, I do get horny on the Quil.
- Because my therapist and I have a deal.
You know, like Unisom?
I can't take Unisom anymore.
Do you know why?
- Why?
You get too horny?
- I masturbate to porn.
It's a red flag for me.
- Yeah, you can't do that.
- If you take three or four extra ones,
you get extremely horny.
- But see, this says NyQuil has found no ties.
Boredom from being sick,
the altered mental state for medication,
the potential orgasm to temporarily relieve pain
might play a role in the perception of increased horniness.
But the dizziness and drowning,
none of this stuff they say attributes,
but I think you're right.
Every time I do take drugs like this,
also in the morning,
I'm so much more morning hard, like morning horny.
- I get horny hard.
- Horny hard.
- Horny hard.
- Yeah.
- Horny hard.
- I've been getting a lot of morning wood lately.
- I just had it today.
- And I can't get it.
And then you have to pee and it's still up.
- Yeah, you piss all over the phone.
- Right, so you have to push it down, right?
- I hate that.
- You have to do some sort of like arch to it.
- Well, I lean against the wall.
I put my hands against the wall and lean down to the toilet.
- I just stick my fucking dick in there like that.
- That's why I want a urinal at the house.
Eric Andre has a urinal at his house
and I was always jealous of that.
- A standup urinal?
- Yeah, he's got a urinal
and then he's got a toilet in his bathroom.
He built like a little nook where there used to be
a cabinet and he put a urinal there.
I was like.
- Yeah, why doesn't that come in a house?
- I don't know.
I don't unde