Name: Andrew Santino CANNOT STOP LAUGHING After Bobby Lee Gets Roasted by Bad Friends Crew
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I just learned something about dating.
There's this new trend called Shrek-ing.
He's trying to segue into a clip that, you know what I mean, to rip on me.
I respect.
I don't like it.
I respect.
Okay, what's Shrek-ing?
Shrek-ing is going viral now.
What is Shrek-ing?
Shrek-ing describes the act of dating down on purpose.
The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you
because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on
and never hurt you.
They're saying that the girls are Shrek-ing you.
You're Shrek, my G.
You're a little Asian Shrek.
Shrek-er.
There you are, Shrek-er.
Okay, well, you know what?
Fiona, I have waited so wrong for this moment.
Dude, Asian Shrek was way better than Scottish Shrek.
Donkey.
Donkey, stop playing around the donkey.
That's you.
You're Shrek-ing.
You do.
You get Shrek-ed.
Okay, let me just get this straight.
All right, stop it.
Guys, first of all, the bit is over.
That's not funny.
Let me get this straight.
Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and so is he.
So that's not funny.
So you're saying that, okay, let me just say, let me get this straight.
You're saying that human women, right, think that I'm some sort of mythological
creature.
Kind of.
Yeah, and they're dipping down.
They're not dipping down.
They're choosing lower.
They're choosing lower.
Lower.
So because they know you'll be wonderful, grateful, appreciative.
But I believe that women are attracted to me, though.
That's what Shrek says.
That's what I'm saying.
What I'm saying.
How do they get juice?
What do you mean?
How do they get juice?
How does the juice occur?
It's worth the squeeze, baby.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Money.
Money.
Yeah, he's got the money.
Well, you know what?
Okay, I'll date down there.
I'll date my across.
And I will date fling fling.
You know what I mean?
Some four foot two, you know what I mean?
Ugly.
Fling fling?
Yeah.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever you say.
Yeah, whatever you say, dude.
Because you know what?
We got off on the wrong foot.
I'll tell you that.
I came in here positive, dude.
So did I.
I mean, supporting your philosophies, you know what I mean?
Listening to your last meal.
I asked you a couple of times, what was your last meal?
You ignored me.
And now you rip on the way I look.
And it's not a really good way to begin.
First of all, I can't talk about the last meal.
The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out.
Second of all, I didn't rip on you.
The guys in the booth did.
You laughed like when I fell on those fucking blades.
It was funny.
Yeah.
It was funny.
Okay.
The guy brought up a funny beat.
It was a funny beat.
What is this?
Is it not a comedy show anymore?
It is.
Why are you being so sensitive?
What's going on with you right now?
Because maybe I'm ugly.
Maybe I'm going through a spout where I'm looking in the mirror.
Do you think?
Yeah, I'm thinking about getting work done.
I'm thinking about getting work done because of this kind of fucking shit, dude.
All right.
I'm going to get Botox, my eyes bigger.
You know what I mean?
A chin thing like Brad Pitt.
I'm going to do the whole thing.
Now you did that.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to look all fucked up.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks.
You know what I mean?
I got onto a zimpy because people said I was fat.
Now you look great.
Yeah.
Now I got to do something with my face.
And you'll look better.
Dude, you're proving the point.
We're bullying you into being better.
All right.
I'll do it.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to do it all.
I think you're good the way you are.
No, I'm doing it all.
I'm doing what you-
The point is, I never called you fat.
Roll the clip.
Yeah, you roll the clip, dude.
I never called you fat.
Yeah.
I don't want you to get work done.
And if I don't think I'm a fucking hot person-
Let's have a little penis, you say.
You say that.
No, you've said that to me before.
It is.
No, it's not.
It's fine.
It's very good.
It's dumb.
Very good is a little rude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're out of pocket.
You have a regular ass dick.
Yeah, but to call it, you know what I mean?
The way you call it, Toki the Fung-
That's your-
Dumb-dumb, Toki the Dumb-dumb.
You call it Toki the Dumb-dumb.
Okay.
Number two, so no, you've called me fat before.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, wow.
A conspiracy.
Oh, bro.
Everything is a conspiracy, man.
So anyway, talking to the crew outside.
And I won a little debate there outside.
What was the debate?
Well, they had some Lord of the Rings tattoos on their bodies, which is nerdy.
You like nerd shit?
What are you talking about?
So I'm nerdy too, and I gave them some trivia questions.
About Lord of the Rings.
And they answered them quickly.
Oh, they all knew the-
They were hot on the L-O-T-R, huh?
Yeah, the first question I asked was, what was-
I can't even fucking talk right now because of the Shrek thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Shrek hit you that hard?
It's one beat.
Yeah, it hit me.
It's one joke.
Yeah, but when you're going through like, I'm ugly already in my mind-
You're not ugly.
I know, but when I'm saying in my mind, you know what I mean?
Shrek-a.
Tuna.
So I asked the guys outside.
Get the donkey.
What was Aragon's-
We have a good goal to the Kesso.
Stop!
Bullying!
Donkey.
All right.
What are you talking about, the Shrek-a?
The donkey is also-
Did you see Drewski in white body?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Drewski, who we love, who's trying to get on this show, he did white body.
Not white face.
He became a white dude, went to NASCAR, and was like, God bless America, dude.
He looks white there.
It's unreal.
That's Drewski.
That's amazing.
He's honking at people.
Dude, a black guy walked by, he spit on him.
He spit in front of him.
Really?
This guy, he's so funny.
Drewski maybe is the funniest guy on the internet right now.
Yeah.
Can I do white?
You can.
Yes, you should do white body.
Honestly, we should, and you should be a different color.
Yeah, yeah.
A color that's not going to get-
A little bit harder to sell.
No, I don't know.
A color that's not going to get in trouble.
Okay, what's that?
Just a tan Mediterranean man.
Okay.
Too close.
What?
You're right on the line.
I know, but you could just say, I'm from Monaco.
You're walking on a lake in April.
That's Africa ship, my bad.
You're walking on a frozen lake in April.
And it's just a little too late.
Too icy.
It's too late.
Too late.
The ice is going to crack.
Right.
Yeah, like get off of the, get off.
April is a little too late for us.
Well, if I go white, what can you do?
I can be like a, well, I can be your white best friend.
And we can say wild shit to people.
Yeah.
When we go out in public.
Well, what's wrong with our society where you can't dress up?
In blackface?
No, you could be an Indian guy.
You want to, I should give you a history book.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to blow your mind.
I could give you, you could be, how about this?
You can be Korean.
And I'll allow you to do it.
If I'm with you, I could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but also.
That'd be, that'd be funny.
If he was Korean face?
Well, we'd have to, we'd have to have you set up the clip.
Like you'd have to be like, this is my best friend.
My best friend.
We're doing the thing.
I am forcing him to do this.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to quit the podcast.
You just got my mom at gunpoint.
You're like, do it.
Yeah.
Do it.
No, we don't need to do that.
Okay.
That's for him.
He did a great job.
I've just always wanted to do white face, but I'll-
Give me the L-O-T-R trivia you wanted to divulge.
I'm so excited about it.
Okay.
I feel like the time has passed.
No, time is now.
Okay.
Well, I asked, uh, what was, uh, um, Aragorn's street name?
Oh, it's-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know the answer?
Do I?
Yeah.
Do I?
Yeah, what is it?
No, what the fuck?
Uh, uh, Strider.
Strider Road?
I don't know his last name in it.
Oh, street name.
I thought you meant like what street he lives on.
I was like, I don't fucking know where he lives on.
Where's his house?
No one knows where Aragorn lives.
Well, that's a big flaw this year.
He lives on, in Gondor now.
What part of Gondor?
Because there's two nice-
Main street next to the McDonald's behind the Starbucks.
That's actually a bad part of the city.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, um, the second-
We're sending in troops to Gondor.
We've got to clean up Gondor.
The second question I asked was, um, what did, what did, um, um, Gollum say to
Frodo and
Samwise Ganshee when they're going through the swamps?
What did they say?
Don't follow the lights.
Okay.
And then-
That's for all six listeners.
So then they asked me some, and then they-
And then they stopped me, right?
Mm-hmm.
Forgot even what they were as, but then I said that Dominic Monaghan texted me
this morning.
Did he really?
Yeah.
What'd he say?
I win.
So you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity.
With knowing celebrity.
Hey.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Hey.
Dominic Monaghan texted you.
Yeah.
Huge.
Yeah.
Right?
Famous actor.
So whenever these fans do this bullshit about me in Hollywood, it's like, dude,
you guys
don't even know.
This guy's just quiet about his bullshit and he brings it out on me.
So what I should do is start investing.
Nerds, they try to bury me.
When nerds try to bury you, what do you have to, you have to fight back with
Hollywood.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
What are you-
That's monkey philosophy too.
Oh, that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Okay.
Stop putting your hand up like that.
It's weird.
It's not this.
No, stop it, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
You're so close.
I know, but you deserve it, dude.
Stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dominic Monaghan.
Shut up.
The people that you hang out with?
Oh, really?
Dominic Monaghan.
Really?
Oh, Dominic Monaghan.
Who do I hang out?
I don't hang out with anybody.
Jimmy Kimmel last night.
I did his television show.
How was it?
How did that go?
Jimmy Kimmel last night.
How did it go?
Fucking great.
Was it fun?
He loves you.
He literally loves you.
That guy fucking loves you.
That was you last night?
That was me.
Amazing.
You didn't do the big suit thing?
It's funny.
You know what the biggest joke of this is?
So we bought the big suit.
McCone, you got to return it for me.
Okay.
We bought the big suit,
and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work.
So then I called Blake Griffin.
A true bit.
Talk about Hollywood.
Yeah.
I knew.
That's the comments.
Hollywood.
Yeah.
They're going to make you do this when you do a fucking special on Hulu too.
I will not do it.
I will not do it.
Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel?
I will not do any legacy media.
Why?
Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem.
Good for you.
Because I'm the man of the people.
Man of the people?
Yeah.
And you will see.
You're a man of the people?
I'm a fucking cult leader.
What are you talking about?
You're a man of the people who complains about not getting the perfect first
class seat
on a fucking flight and bitches about the hotels that we stay at when they're
not as fancy as
they should be.
And that went out on the internet.
That doesn't mean it, Bobby.
Right?
I mean it.
Fuck you.
That went out on the internet, right?
You're a man of the fucking people.
You liar.
McCone?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
An ogre of the people.
Ogre of the people.
You know how much shit I've been getting about that?
What?
Being an ogre?
No.
About all that.
What are you talking about?
Oh, being in 52B?
Yeah.
Well, we put it out.
We did it on this show, didn't we?
I know.
You know how much fucking shit I've been getting about that?
So you're not a man of the people.
Stop lying.
I lied.
Okay.
Stop lying.
All right.
I'm not the man of the people.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm a liar.
No legacy media for you.
Well, I want to do Jimmy Kimmel.
It's here in Los Angeles.
I had a wonderful time.
Tell me what happened.
Well, the reason I did it.
Well, look, that was Blake Griffin's suit.
I thought it'd be funny to borrow a 6'9 guy suit
because that was funnier than the one we bought.
It ended up kind of fitting.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's the suit?
That is a Blake Griffin suit.
Oh, wow.
Actually a suit.
And that pin I'm wearing,
why this was special to me, very truthfully,
is that was an Uncle Frank pin who died,
passed away, his Uncle Frank, who was on the show.
And Uncle Frank saw me 18 years ago do stand-up
and told me I was dog shit,
but I was going to be good one day.
And I told the story on the show
and he invited me to see Kimmel when I was a kid
and I met him 18 years ago on the show.
And his Uncle Frank, who now has passed away,
who was a big piece of the show,
is the first time I ever got to go there.
It was like a beautiful, it was actually.
It was a beautiful moment.
Everyone clap.
I mean, it's not being facetious.
It was a beautiful moment in time.
And I thought it was a really cool full circle moment for me
to be able to do that.
Yeah.
I know you're mocking it
because you don't take anything serious.
because, you know,
that's why you're a sad little fucking troll,
you little Shrek.
That's why you're a sad little fucking fat Shrek.
Do it.
There you go.
Bigger, bigger.
Do it.
Bigger.
Your insecurities are so fucking bleeding
through your little eyes.
You can't tell one sweet story
without this little fucking filthy noodle
being like,
let's mock it.
It's so funny, dude.
You're funny.
Fake laugh.
Fake laugh.
Oh.
Oh.
Get over it.
Oh, it was so fun.
Oh, I'm so good.
It's so good.
I'm so good.
That happened.
Yeah.
Did I tell a sweet story about something?
No, it really is sweet.
It was.
Yeah.
Wow.
Do you have any?
Do you have any?
Want to go toe to toe?
Let's go.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
You want to go fucking stroke for stroke?
Dude, I'm on fire.
I'm in sixth gear.
Your car doesn't even go this fast.
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
I'm sorry.
We're back.
That was bad.
That was bad.
Yeah.
God, I love.
Fuck, sorry.
Fuck.
That was, you know?
Come on.
Okay.
I love you so much.
I love you.
I love it.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.

Andrew Santino CANNOT STOP LAUGHING After Bobby Lee Gets Roasted by Bad Friends Crew

I just learned something about dating.
There's this new trend called Shrek-ing.
He's trying to segue into a clip that, you know what I mean, to rip on me.
I respect.
I don't like it.
I respect.
Okay, what's Shrek-ing?
Shrek-ing is going viral now.
What is Shrek-ing?
Shrek-ing describes the act of dating down on purpose.
The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you
because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on
and never hurt you.
They're saying that the girls are Shrek-ing you.
You're Shrek, my G.
You're a little Asian Shrek.
Shrek-er.
There you are, Shrek-er.
Okay, well, you know what?
Fiona, I have waited so wrong for this moment.
Dude, Asian Shrek was way better than Scottish Shrek.
Donkey.
Donkey, stop playing around the donkey.
That's you.
You're Shrek-ing.
You do.
You get Shrek-ed.
Okay, let me just get this straight.
All right, stop it.
Guys, first of all, the bit is over.
That's not funny.
Let me get this straight.
Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and so is he.
So that's not funny.
So you're saying that, okay, let me just say, let me get this straight.
You're saying that human women, right, think that I'm some sort of mythological
creature.
Kind of.
Yeah, and they're dipping down.
They're not dipping down.
They're choosing lower.
They're choosing lower.
Lower.
So because they know you'll be wonderful, grateful, appreciative.
But I believe that women are attracted to me, though.
That's what Shrek says.
That's what I'm saying.
What I'm saying.
How do they get juice?
What do you mean?
How do they get juice?
How does the juice occur?
It's worth the squeeze, baby.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Money.
Money.
Yeah, he's got the money.
Well, you know what?
Okay, I'll date down there.
I'll date my across.
And I will date fling fling.
You know what I mean?
Some four foot two, you know what I mean?
Ugly.
Fling fling?
Yeah.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever you say.
Yeah, whatever you say, dude.
Because you know what?
We got off on the wrong foot.
I'll tell you that.
I came in here positive, dude.
So did I.
I mean, supporting your philosophies, you know what I mean?
Listening to your last meal.
I asked you a couple of times, what was your last meal?
You ignored me.
And now you rip on the way I look.
And it's not a really good way to begin.
First of all, I can't talk about the last meal.
The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out.
Second of all, I didn't rip on you.
The guys in the booth did.
You laughed like when I fell on those fucking blades.
It was funny.
Yeah.
It was funny.
Okay.
The guy brought up a funny beat.
It was a funny beat.
What is this?
Is it not a comedy show anymore?
It is.
Why are you being so sensitive?
What's going on with you right now?
Because maybe I'm ugly.
Maybe I'm going through a spout where I'm looking in the mirror.
Do you think?
Yeah, I'm thinking about getting work done.
I'm thinking about getting work done because of this kind of fucking shit, dude.
All right.
I'm going to get Botox, my eyes bigger.
You know what I mean?
A chin thing like Brad Pitt.
I'm going to do the whole thing.
Now you did that.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to look all fucked up.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks.
You know what I mean?
I got onto a zimpy because people said I was fat.
Now you look great.
Yeah.
Now I got to do something with my face.
And you'll look better.
Dude, you're proving the point.
We're bullying you into being better.
All right.
I'll do it.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to do it all.
I think you're good the way you are.
No, I'm doing it all.
I'm doing what you-
The point is, I never called you fat.
Roll the clip.
Yeah, you roll the clip, dude.
I never called you fat.
Yeah.
I don't want you to get work done.
And if I don't think I'm a fucking hot person-
Let's have a little penis, you say.
You say that.
No, you've said that to me before.
It is.
No, it's not.
It's fine.
It's very good.
It's dumb.
Very good is a little rude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're out of pocket.
You have a regular ass dick.
Yeah, but to call it, you know what I mean?
The way you call it, Toki the Fung-
That's your-
Dumb-dumb, Toki the Dumb-dumb.
You call it Toki the Dumb-dumb.
Okay.
Number two, so no, you've called me fat before.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, wow.
A conspiracy.
Oh, bro.
Everything is a conspiracy, man.
So anyway, talking to the crew outside.
And I won a little debate there outside.
What was the debate?
Well, they had some Lord of the Rings tattoos on their bodies, which is nerdy.
You like nerd shit?
What are you talking about?
So I'm nerdy too, and I gave them some trivia questions.
About Lord of the Rings.
And they answered them quickly.
Oh, they all knew the-
They were hot on the L-O-T-R, huh?
Yeah, the first question I asked was, what was-
I can't even fucking talk right now because of the Shrek thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Shrek hit you that hard?
It's one beat.
Yeah, it hit me.
It's one joke.
Yeah, but when you're going through like, I'm ugly already in my mind-
You're not ugly.
I know, but when I'm saying in my mind, you know what I mean?
Shrek-a.
Tuna.
So I asked the guys outside.
Get the donkey.
What was Aragon's-
We have a good goal to the Kesso.
Stop!
Bullying!
Donkey.
All right.
What are you talking about, the Shrek-a?
The donkey is also-
Did you see Drewski in white body?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Drewski, who we love, who's trying to get on this show, he did white body.
Not white face.
He became a white dude, went to NASCAR, and was like, God bless America, dude.
He looks white there.
It's unreal.
That's Drewski.
That's amazing.
He's honking at people.
Dude, a black guy walked by, he spit on him.
He spit in front of him.
Really?
This guy, he's so funny.
Drewski maybe is the funniest guy on the internet right now.
Yeah.
Can I do white?
You can.
Yes, you should do white body.
Honestly, we should, and you should be a different color.
Yeah, yeah.
A color that's not going to get-
A little bit harder to sell.
No, I don't know.
A color that's not going to get in trouble.
Okay, what's that?
Just a tan Mediterranean man.
Okay.
Too close.
What?
You're right on the line.
I know, but you could just say, I'm from Monaco.
You're walking on a lake in April.
That's Africa ship, my bad.
You're walking on a frozen lake in April.
And it's just a little too late.
Too icy.
It's too late.
Too late.
The ice is going to crack.
Right.
Yeah, like get off of the, get off.
April is a little too late for us.
Well, if I go white, what can you do?
I can be like a, well, I can be your white best friend.
And we can say wild shit to people.
Yeah.
When we go out in public.
Well, what's wrong with our society where you can't dress up?
In blackface?
No, you could be an Indian guy.
You want to, I should give you a history book.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to blow your mind.
I could give you, you could be, how about this?
You can be Korean.
And I'll allow you to do it.
If I'm with you, I could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but also.
That'd be, that'd be funny.
If he was Korean face?
Well, we'd have to, we'd have to have you set up the clip.
Like you'd have to be like, this is my best friend.
My best friend.
We're doing the thing.
I am forcing him to do this.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to quit the podcast.
You just got my mom at gunpoint.
You're like, do it.
Yeah.
Do it.
No, we don't need to do that.
Okay.
That's for him.
He did a great job.
I've just always wanted to do white face, but I'll-
Give me the L-O-T-R trivia you wanted to divulge.
I'm so excited about it.
Okay.
I feel like the time has passed.
No, time is now.
Okay.
Well, I asked, uh, what was, uh, um, Aragorn's street name?
Oh, it's-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know the answer?
Do I?
Yeah.
Do I?
Yeah, what is it?
No, what the fuck?
Uh, uh, Strider.
Strider Road?
I don't know his last name in it.
Oh, street name.
I thought you meant like what street he lives on.
I was like, I don't fucking know where he lives on.
Where's his house?
No one knows where Aragorn lives.
Well, that's a big flaw this year.
He lives on, in Gondor now.
What part of Gondor?
Because there's two nice-
Main street next to the McDonald's behind the Starbucks.
That's actually a bad part of the city.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, um, the second-
We're sending in troops to Gondor.
We've got to clean up Gondor.
The second question I asked was, um, what did, what did, um, um, Gollum say to
Frodo and
Samwise Ganshee when they're going through the swamps?
What did they say?
Don't follow the lights.
Okay.
And then-
That's for all six listeners.
So then they asked me some, and then they-
And then they stopped me, right?
Mm-hmm.
Forgot even what they were as, but then I said that Dominic Monaghan texted me
this morning.
Did he really?
Yeah.
What'd he say?
I win.
So you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity.
With knowing celebrity.
Hey.
Carlos.
Carlos.
Hey.
Dominic Monaghan texted you.
Yeah.
Huge.
Yeah.
Right?
Famous actor.
So whenever these fans do this bullshit about me in Hollywood, it's like, dude,
you guys
don't even know.
This guy's just quiet about his bullshit and he brings it out on me.
So what I should do is start investing.
Nerds, they try to bury me.
When nerds try to bury you, what do you have to, you have to fight back with
Hollywood.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
What are you-
That's monkey philosophy too.
Oh, that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Okay.
Stop putting your hand up like that.
It's weird.
It's not this.
No, stop it, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
You're so close.
I know, but you deserve it, dude.
Stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dominic Monaghan.
Shut up.
The people that you hang out with?
Oh, really?
Dominic Monaghan.
Really?
Oh, Dominic Monaghan.
Who do I hang out?
I don't hang out with anybody.
Jimmy Kimmel last night.
I did his television show.
How was it?
How did that go?
Jimmy Kimmel last night.
How did it go?
Fucking great.
Was it fun?
He loves you.
He literally loves you.
That guy fucking loves you.
That was you last night?
That was me.
Amazing.
You didn't do the big suit thing?
It's funny.
You know what the biggest joke of this is?
So we bought the big suit.
McCone, you got to return it for me.
Okay.
We bought the big suit,
and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work.
So then I called Blake Griffin.
A true bit.
Talk about Hollywood.
Yeah.
I knew.
That's the comments.
Hollywood.
Yeah.
They're going to make you do this when you do a fucking special on Hulu too.
I will not do it.
I will not do it.
Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel?
I will not do any legacy media.
Why?
Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem.
Good for you.
Because I'm the man of the people.
Man of the people?
Yeah.
And you will see.
You're a man of the people?
I'm a fucking cult leader.
What are you talking about?
You're a man of the people who complains about not getting the perfect first
class seat
on a fucking flight and bitches about the hotels that we stay at when they're
not as fancy as
they should be.
And that went out on the internet.
That doesn't mean it, Bobby.
Right?
I mean it.
Fuck you.
That went out on the internet, right?
You're a man of the fucking people.
You liar.
McCone?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
An ogre of the people.
Ogre of the people.
You know how much shit I've been getting about that?
What?
Being an ogre?
No.
About all that.
What are you talking about?
Oh, being in 52B?
Yeah.
Well, we put it out.
We did it on this show, didn't we?
I know.
You know how much fucking shit I've been getting about that?
So you're not a man of the people.
Stop lying.
I lied.
Okay.
Stop lying.
All right.
I'm not the man of the people.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm a liar.
No legacy media for you.
Well, I want to do Jimmy Kimmel.
It's here in Los Angeles.
I had a wonderful time.
Tell me what happened.
Well, the reason I did it.
Well, look, that was Blake Griffin's suit.
I thought it'd be funny to borrow a 6'9 guy suit
because that was funnier than the one we bought.
