Name: Rudy Is Mad At Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2025-09-28T16:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Is Mad At Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Is Mad At Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-28. Transcript available.

- What's a late night text from your mom say?
- You up?
- No, what?
No, she'll go, "Rest in peace."
You know what I mean?
- Rest in peace?
She sends you death texts?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, rest in peace.
You know, and she'll go,
she'll have some sort of poem sometimes.
- Give me a poem.
- Yeah, I'll give you, yeah.
Yeah, she'll have some sort of like wisdom
or some sort of wisdom.
- New weird day.
- Yeah.
- Oh, what the heck?
Hope you sleep well.
- Yeah.
- What's been going on in your world?
- Nothing.
- Nothing at all?
You're not doing anything?
Are you dating someone right now?
- No.
- Stuff like this.
- But little Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now.
- Soft night.
- Soft night.
She texted you soft night.
- Yeah, that's not really a quote.
- No, that's cute.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Soft night.
- Oh, here's another one.
"Good night, sweet dream of me loving you
under the same moon and stars and beyond always."
- That's beautiful.
What did you respond?
- What?
- Let's see.
Just like nine hearts.
- Just hearts?
- Yeah.
- That's it?
Say something nice back.
- I'll send her photos.
- Is she a Raya girl?
- What?
- It's like you're texting with me.
- Like I'll send her photos like this.
- Of just you in front of thousands of people?
That's very funny.
- You know why?
Do you know why?
- Why?
- In the beginning they were like, you know what I mean?
- Never believed in you.
- Yeah, don't, you know, you're not gonna make it, right?
And so it's my way of just going, "Good night."
- That's so funny.
Vindictive still after all these years.
- Yeah, sleep tight.
- You don't need to do that.
- I just do it every once in a while.
And then sometimes, I'll just send another thing I sent her.
- I'll make her a collage of like, you know what I mean?
All my apps of her-
- Of her face.
- Of her when she was young.
You know what I mean?
- Just a reminder she's not young anymore?
- No, just to go, "I'm thinking about you."
I send her a photo of me, you, and Guy Fieri.
- That's a good photo.
- You know what I mean?
- What did she say to that picture?
- She has no idea who they are.
Anybody.
So I'll send her stuff and yeah.
What was the question?
- Why do you think she's a lesbian now?
Are you dating women at all?
- Well the other night, she doesn't know.
But I found out.
- What do you mean I don't know?
- Let me finish!
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
- No, yeah, what's going on?
- My birthday.
- It's your birthday, you're emotional.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm a little emotional, okay.
So the other night, I go, "Goodnight."
She goes, "Goodnight," right?
So I go upstairs, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- And I barricade my door, so no one gets in.
- Who's coming in?
- The cats, Gunnar.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and then the outside, remember Gunnar escaped.
Anyway, so I go, "Goodnight."
And then at like three in the morning, I'm like,
"God, I want a Choco Pie."
- Everybody does.
- Yeah.
- Who doesn't want a Choco Pie at three in the morning?
- Do you like those Choco Pies?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I want a Choco Pie.
But then to unbarricade my door,
and then I have another thing that I had to unbarricade
to get to the Choco Pie.
- Imagine if like something happened to you,
somebody needed to get to you.
- Oh, I'd be burned alive.
- Yeah, I'd be done.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm like, I laid there for like a bit,
going, "No Choco Pie, no Choco Pie, Choco Pie."
And then Choco Pie won.
- Choco Pie always won.
- Yeah, so I go out.
And then when I'm gonna Choco Pie,
obviously in my living room, I'm like,
"Oh, I should just go out in the balcony
and have a cigarette."
Right, so I Choco Pie, cigarette.
Great combination.
- Why not?
- And look, it's three in the morning.
Choco Pie, puff.
Choco Pie, puff, right?
Choco Pie always first, okay?
I look at the driveway and there's another car
in the driveway that wasn't there before.
- Interesting.
- Interesting, right?
- Interesting.
- It's interesting.
And I'm not, you know, I'm not the Pink Panther.
I'm not an investigator.
I'm looking at the car, I'm like, who the fuck, right?
So I texted her and she, I'm not gonna say her name,
but she goes, my friends, let's just make it up.
- Lulu.
- Lulu's over.
- Yeah, Lulu's over.
- And I go, oh.
- At three in the morning.
- At three in the morning.
- And I go, that's fine.
- She's down here eating a Choco Pie, too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We're just friends.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's how, that's what they say.
- But they were out partying.
- He's my roommate, dad.
- But they were out partying, I think.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You guys were drinking?
- Yeah.
- You're being bad?
- We went to a gay bar.
- Which one?
- I mean, it's all lining up.
You went to a gay bar?
Where'd you go?
- I forgot what it's called,
but I gave a male stripper $1 and then he grinded on me.
- Hmm, very good.
- Wow.
- So you went to a gay bar.
By the way, can we say this in all seriousness?
No, no, no, at gay bars, you gotta be careful.
A lot of spiking of drinks.
You know that, right?
That's a big deal in WeHo.
- Yeah.
They got busted again, that place.
- What do they spike?
- They spike girls' drinks.
- With what?
- So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay bars,
spike girls' drinks.
So straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars.
They spike their drinks and then they take them home.
- Wow.
- Yeah, it was, what's it?
It was happening all the time at the Abbey.
They got in trouble for it.
- Wow.
- They got caught.
The guys were out there.
So be careful of the drinks that you get, please.
Be very careful.
- Yeah, be careful.
They're drinks.
- Yeah.
- Just be careful at all bars, not just gay bars,
but all bars of your drinks because you young ladies
going out, some creepo, you know what I mean?
Be careful.
Do you ever drink beer?
- I hate beer.
- Damn, 'cause that's what you do.
You get a bottled beer, that way they can't,
it's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer.
What do you drink when you go out?
- I just close it.
- With your hand?
- There's no lid?
- With her hand.
- I just cover it with my hand.
- You do?
Good.
What do you drink?
- Just like a, well, I just do a tequila shot,
so it's over.
Oh, that's good.
- Okay.
- Just take a shot and get it over with.
- Be careful.
- But also be careful, please.
- Yeah.
- Are you, how are you getting home?
Is she driving?
- Uber.
- Lulu didn't drive?
- No, Kaila says not to drive.
- Yeah, don't drive.
It's so stupid.
- So I know the mattress that we're,
'cause the mattress that she uses.
- We're friends.
We can see.
- I'm not done stalking.
I'm not done talking.
- Okay.
- The mattress that they use is this big.
- It's this table.
- The size of the table, right?
- Yeah.
- So you guys are just like sardines
in there.
- Yeah, and we even showered together.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- I mean, we've done it.
- Yeah.
It's so funny.
For a second I was like,
that's, that's, yeah, we do that.
We do.
Okay, that's fine.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But wait a minute.
This is your best friend or just a friend?
- I feel like we're best friends.
- You are.
- Okay.
And she sleeps over.
- Yeah.
- I've met her, right?
- No, you haven't.
- Oh.
- But she's coming tomorrow too.
- So you sneaked.
- Is she white?
- No, she's Honduran.
- She's Honduran.
- Honduran.
- Oh, Honduran.
- Honduran.
- And how'd you meet her at college?
- School, yeah.
- Yeah?
- When she was in a class?
- Yeah.
- Who initiated?
- What do you mean initiated?
- Well, who says hi first?
Who became, becoming a friend is a thing.
- I think I did.
- So I'm her, I'm Lulu.
- Yeah, there's Lulu.
- God, this test is so hard.
It's like the curriculum.
- Yeah.
- Tell me about it.
- The curriculum is difficult.
- Tell me about it, Lulu.
- Jimmy, you're the best.
- You ever wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
- No.
- Why not?
- Because I like other genders.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- Anyway, let's go back to this thesis.
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
- My name is Jules.
- Gross, be careful with that.
- I know.
- My name is Jules.
- She's a jungle girl.
- Yeah.
- My name is Jules.
- I thought it was a baby orangutan at first.
- What's your name?
- Yeah, what's your name?
- Jules.
- Hi, I'm Lulu.
This is Jimmy.
- What's up?
- He's on the football team.
- I just wanna talk to Lulu.
- He's on the football team.
- You don't wanna talk to me?
I'm on the football team.
- I don't care.
- Wow.
Gay.
- Yeah, that's so gay.
Anyway, what's up?
- What's up?
- You wanna share this book
so we can work together on the lab?
- That's how it starts.
- Yeah, that's how it starts?
- That's how it started.
- Oh, and she was a gal?
- Yeah.
- Oh, cool.
And does she know who you are?
- A big podcaster?
- A big podcaster?
- Just a little bit.
- A big podcaster?
She knows about a bigger podcast of fame?
- No.
- Yeah, she does.
- Do you feel famous?
- No.
- You are though.
- I don't feel it.
- Really?
No one ever says, "Hey, aren't you on Bad Friends?"
- No, when we hang out, no one.
- That's not what your sister and your mom says.
- I don't know.
- When you walk around LA, people don't say hi to you?
- No.
- All right, well, everybody in LA,
please run up to her and say hi.
- Yeah, every time you see her, don't be shy.
- Don't be shy.
Take a photo. - She loves people.
- She loves photos.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She always wants to take a photo.
So this new friend of yours, there is nothing there.
You're just friends.
- Yeah, we're just friends.
But then Tito Bobby tells everyone in the family
that I'm a lesbian.
- Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian.
It means that you-
- And I would encourage it,
and I would love it in my life, if you're honest.
- I know, and then when I-
- If you wanna disrespect the Lord, that's on you.
- Yeah.
- That is on you, if you wanna disrespect the Lord.
I won't stand for it.
Won't be having that in my house, pal.
Don't bring her over.
I'm gonna meet, we're gonna meet her tomorrow?
- Yeah.
- Exciting.
- Yeah, what's your, okay.
- Imagine they pull up on a Subaru.
What car was in the driveway?
- I don't know what it was, it was so dark.
- Should've clocked it.
- I know.
- Then we would know.
- Really, if it's a Subaru, why?
- I think it's a Honda. - Subaru's dead giveaway.
It's a what?
- Honda?
- Honda, very vague, good.
- It could be anybody, yeah, it really could go any way.
- They, them, he, she.