Name: Fancy Takes a Shot!
Uploaded: 2025-10-01T19:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy Takes a Shot!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy Takes a Shot!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-01. Transcript available.

- Do you, how many of your friends have pronouns like that?
Does anybody say, "Hey, please call me they."
- I think just two.
- Two, that's a lot, it's more than zero, just two.
What do they say, are they?
- They/them.
- They/them.
Do you have trans friends?
- No, just gay, lesbian.
- That are bad at grammar.
- Yeah.
- They're bad at grammar.
- By the way, coming from you, broken English guy?
- That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah, can you write a complete sentence?
- Yeah.
- I can't.
- I doubt it.
- Did your students have fun at that show
that you brought 'em to?
- They love it.
- They did?
- Yeah.
- He wants to bring more students back over here,
but I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show,
so maybe we should get one or two.
- No, but they came to the comedy store.
- Oh, really?
Was I on the, no, I wasn't there.
- No, it was Leno, right, Jay Leno?
- Jay Leno.
- Yeah.
- Leno was on at the store.
- What a legend.
- And did they, did they like the whole show?
- Yeah.
- Why is McCone going back and forth like that?
It's really driving me crazy.
- Birthday stuff, you know?
- Oh, birthday stuff.
- Oh, birthday stuff.
- Well, how about, let's give you your gift.
Let me give you a gift.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
- It's Korean.
I'm Korean.
- Happy, happy birth, birth, birthday.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, this is what I like to see.
This is what I like to say.
Happy birthday, Bobby, the Bad Friends gang.
Already, it's great.
- It's like sunglasses.
- I don't know.
- I love it already.
- What if you don't, what if it's not?
- It doesn't matter.
- If it's a, I know, you've done this before, right?
Where you used to, you filled this bottle with tap water.
- Sink water, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, so this could be from like,
you know what I mean?
- You never know.
- Pay less shoes.
- It'd be raw stress for lesson there.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But sometimes you have to learn a lesson.
Other side, don't ruin the box.
- Okay.
Oh, it's already legit.
- What is it?
- It's glasses.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
- Let's see.
- Yep, glasses.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Let's take a look.
- High end.
- Highest of the end.
- Whoa.
- What do you think, kiddo?
- I have to see 'em first.
- Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it.
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Put 'em on.
- Look at these.
- Oh.
- Oh, those are pretty.
- Your eyes look normal now.
- You got me round glasses just to do that joke?
- It did work.
I mean, it landed.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause imagine, look at you look skinny and cool.
- Let me look at it in the mirror.
- Wow.
- Those are sick.
- Wow.
- Wow.
It's pretty cool, man.
- You like 'em?
- I do like 'em.
- So we're not gonna return 'em?
We can't 'cause we bought 'em on sale.
- Did you really?
- Yeah, we can't return 'em.
- I mean, it's not really my style, but I'll try.
- Oh, okay.
So we missed.
See, that's the thing about gifts.
- Is that you're not good at receiving them?
- Oh, here we go.
You're gonna start a fight with me?
I just wanna be honest.
I'm being authentic myself.
- It's okay if you don't like 'em.
- No, I like them a lot.
- Who picked out the style, do you think?
- Not you.
- Who did?
- Andreas, because this is his style.
The round, you know what I mean?
- You think it's Andreas?
- Yeah.
- Who do you think picked those glasses out?
- Carlos?
- Carlos.
- That's his style.
- I like the same Louis Vuitton round style.
I thought it was the--
- He said those were the best.
- But the bigger ones were too like gay Tim Dillany.
- Oh, I see.
- Less sunglass.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If you don't like 'em, we'll take 'em back.
- Okay.
- We'll take 'em back.
- They look good though on you.
- Yeah, they're good.
- He doesn't like 'em.
- I love 'em.
Thank you.
- The hardest person to buy a gift for.
It's all, I'd say that's all--
- That's what cash!
- No one's gonna give you cash.
If you don't like 'em, we'll take it back.
- No, I really appreciate it.
What a pleasure.
- That's all we wanted to hear.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
- I really, really appreciate it.
And okay.
- Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
- Wow.
- Happy birthday, senior Bobby.
Happy birthday to you.
Whoa, did you make a fucking wish?
- I did already.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yay.
- Yay, thank you so much.
Is there ice cream inside?
- We'll find out.
- Oh, not the dressing.
The fucking icing is great.
- The dressing is good.
- All right, good.
Well, we have another gift for you.
- I'd love to see another one.
- We have one more gift for you.
- And I'll be very grateful for this.
- Did you get him a gift
or are you gonna bring it tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Put the mic close to your face.
It's been so long since I've said that.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What?
- You're quiet.
- Yeah, get closer to the mic.
- Hello.
- Just pull it closer.
- Yeah.
- There it is.
And here comes your other gift.
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Do I know her?
- No, take a seat.
She's, this, yeah.
- She's a psychic?
- She's the, this is the first woman you ever dated.
No, she's a psychic.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She's a psychic.
She's gonna, you don't have to put on the headphones
if you don't want to.
- If you want to, you can.
- Do I hear myself in there?
- You can do, yeah.
- I don't want to hear myself.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- That makes sense.
That's why some people don't like it.
- Yeah, thank you.
- You smell so good.
- Oh, thank you.
- What's your name?
- My name is Ashley.
- Ashley.
- Are you Gypsy?
- God, right away.
- I want it, what?
- Right away?
- I want Gypsy.
- Okay, bro.
- Okay, sorry.
- That's insane.
- Can I ask, can I ask Turkish?
- No.
- Okay, damn it, that's my second one.
- She smells good.
- The whole Gypsies and Turkish people,
they smell so good.
- I'm Yugoslavian.
- Yugoslavian?
- Yeah.
- We love Yugoslavia.
- Love it.
- That's one of our fans.
- I love Yugoslavia, I love Yugoslavia.
Okay, were you born in Yugoslavia?
- No.
- I don't even know the language.
I don't speak any other thing.
- You were born here in California?
- Yeah.
- Are you an LA person?
- Yes.
- Wow, let me guess where you grew up.
- Go ahead.
- Oh, I know.
- Well, you do first.
- I know where all the Yugoslavia are.
That's what we call them.
- Yeah, yeah, where are the Yugoslavia?
- The Yugoslavia.
- She's Western Valley.
She's the West Valley, so she's-
- North Glendale.
- No, West Valley, no, not?
- Damn it, can we get a second guess?
- Malibu.
- Close.
- Santa Monica.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- Did you go to Santa Monica High?
- No, I didn't go to high school.
- Good for you.
- You didn't go to high school?
- She almost didn't go to high school either.
- No, I didn't.
- Did you go?
- I didn't.
- Good for you.
- What's four times two?
- I don't know.
- She said she didn't go to high school.
- Oh, okay, sorry.
I know, I was just seeing-
- Well, no, that's how it works.
No, she's telling you, she doesn't know.
So tell us your specialty, Ashley.
- So I specialize in psychic readings,
tarot card reading, and spiritual healing.
- And we think you need for your birthday,
psychic reading, spiritual healing.
- Yeah.
- So do you need to get closer or can you do it from there?
- I can do it from here.
- Okay.
- I don't need spiritual healing.
- Yes, you do.
- No, no, no, I want psychic.
I don't need spiritual healing.
- I want her to do all of it.
- Okay.
- Will you run the gambit on this guy?
- I can't do a spiritual healing today,
but we could definitely set it up.
- We can set it up.
- Okay, thank God.
- Okay, so let's do what you do.
I'm curious to see, what do you need to do?
- So we're gonna be doing a full life psychic energy,
reading on you.
We're not gonna do the palms, but we're gonna do-
- Look at me right now.
- Huh?
- Look at me.
Do you feel it?
- He's about to fart.
- No, no, do you feel it?
Okay, damn it.
- You're trying to send her messages?
- I think we're too far away.
Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy.
- Can they?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Whoa, I feel it.
Oh my God.
- Okay, good.
- Okay.
- So first off, we're gonna be looking into your cards
and your psychic energy at the same time.
- I'm Korean.
- You're Korean?
- Yeah, does that help?
- It's probably, do you have a Korean deck there?
There's gotta be a different deck for them.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Probably, but I don't have it.
- Okay, we don't have it, okay.
- So is there anything specific that you would like
to look into and have you had a reading done before?
- I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got a reading there.
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
- Okay, how long ago was that?
- What?
- How long ago was that?
- About four months, three months ago.
- Three months, two months.
- Two months ago.
- It was last month.
- It was last month.
- Very nice.
- I went to the Renaissance Fair and I don't know,
whenever, I think over the years I've done them,
but in my mind, I'm like, yeah, it's not even close.
- Well, you said at the Renaissance Fair,
that she got one thing right.
- Yeah.
- She helped you with one thing,
but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert.
She can help you even more.
- I would love to know.
I think my career's okay.
I think more love.
- I think your career's, yeah, sure, it's good.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, I think.
- It could be better.
- Just let her do her job.
- All right, okay.