Name: Bobby Lee's BIGGEST PROBLEM with AMC Movie Theaters
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's BIGGEST PROBLEM with AMC Movie Theaters' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-15. Transcript available.

I went down to watch a movie in Englewood.
Yeah.
They run a different pre-roll down there.
What is it?
Different pre-roll.
What is it?
They're like, take out your cell phone,
turn that on, text and FaceTime
the whole time the movie's gone.
Talk as loud as you can.
Talk as loud as you can.
The vital moment.
Walk out to pee four or five more times.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was different down there.
Start a riot, start a riot, start a riot.
You know what else I'm tired of?
Actually, wait, this reminds me of the first time
I went to go see Belly in the movie theater.
Remember Belly?
Bring up Belly.
He probably doesn't even remember Belly.
Look at this movie.
I went to go see this in a tough neighborhood.
Yeah.
And DM, spoiler alert, DMX gets killed pretty early on.
And a black dude in front of us stands up.
He goes, oh, hell no.
And they walked out.
They wanted DMX in the whole movie.
That's what I do when Michelle Yao dies early.
Oh, hell no.
I go, oh, no.
No, so I'm tired of...
God, Belly was such a good movie.
...the Coca-Cola commercials with the two people.
Yeah, get it.
Right?
And then all of a sudden they're race car driving.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden they're dancing.
Yeah.
Right?
And then all of a sudden they're basically just in love
on the middle of a New York street
and they hit the Cokes together.
I hate that one.
And it has nothing to do with it because they're black.
Okay, good.
It has nothing to do with it.
If they were white, it would annoy me too.
I don't know.
Maybe it wouldn't.
No.
Well, I met this girl at the Comedy Store.
It was Thursday.
Okay.
Pretty.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then she was like...
Then she just kind of made out with me in the hallway.
Just started making out with you?
Well, we talked a little bit.
Had a cigarette, right?
I bought her a drink.
Like the Coke commercial.
Just like the Coke commercial.
And then we raced cars and we started dancing.
It was crazy.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah.
One battle after another, though.
That's one of the best movies I've seen.
Best movies I've ever seen.
Also, underrated as far as comedy goes.
It won't be considered a comedy, but it absolutely is a comedy.
It's an action movie, but it's a comedy for sure.
Yeah, I find Leo, because of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, too,
I think he was very funny in that at times.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just think that it's...
Because he plays it real as well.
It's interesting.
They're funny situations, but he's such a good actor.
And when you play it real...
That's when it's funny.
That's when it's super funny.
It's not like a...
It's not like a Will Ferrell character that he's supposed to be...
He is just being funny.
Because this one, the situations are very honest,
but the reaction is funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and Benicio was great in it.
So good.
The best.
How old is Benicio del Toro at this point?
Let's take a guess.
Okay.
50-something.
I thought maybe almost 60 by now.
60 gotta be.
62 is my guess.
Do you want to guess, Bob?
Well, I remember when he first came...
When he did Usual Suspects, I was at the Mondrian.
I was a doorman.
But how old was he then?
30?
But he's seen my age, but he was like on fire.
Because it was him and Michael Rappaport were in the Mondrian.
And I see them like dancing with these hot chicks.
And I remember just sitting there by myself with a Diet Coke, sipping, going,
oh my God.
That's the new Hollywood.
Oh, I want to ask you this.
This is interesting.
These newer theaters, these nicer movie theaters now, it's not just the old
school snacks.
The upgrade is crazy.
Crazy.
Bro, they had...
We had...
What's it?
Raisinets.
That's old school.
Oh, fuck.
Come on.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
No, no, no.
This is just insane.
They had those high-end dark chocolate bars with mixed in raspberry flakes and
all that stuff.
And I was like, I'm not getting at the fucking movie theater.
And she was like, let's just get it just with your popcorn.
I can't go back.
Yeah.
The dark chocolate with like the raspberry.
Like the, you know, like the lint chocolate bars, you know those?
They had those on display.
They had 10 different flavors.
I was like, come on, get three or four.
How do you get the butter at the bottom of the bucket?
Say it again.
How do you get the butter at the bottom of the bucket?
Well, you're going to think I'm a psychopath.
No, but because I don't know how to do it.
Because I squirt a cup of butter.
I get a side cup for a fountain and I put butter in it.
And then I eat the popcorn and I sip the butter.
Like a chaser, a chaser, a butter chaser.
A butter chaser.
Wow.
But how do you do it?
Do you move?
Sometimes I try to move it.
Or you put the butter on top and you do a shake.
Like what do you do?
How do you get the butter on the bottom?
Do you want my secret?
Yeah.
So you get the bucket.
You can't get the bag.
The bag is an issue, right?
You get the bucket and you go, hey, can you fill that up just below the line?
I know, don't overflow it.
And they fill it up just below the line.
And you go, can I get a second bucket?
I'll pay for it.
Just an empty bucket.
And I put the bucket on top of the bucket and I shake it like a salad.
And I mix it all up.
And I just throw away.
You really do that?
Yeah.
I throw away the second bucket.
That's ingenious.
It's that or the bucket or the butter shot.
I'll do a butter shot too.
I'll take a little couple.
Yeah.
Okay.
Take a little butter back.
Yeah.
A little popcorn butter back.
What kind of butter is it?
It seems like oil.
It's oil butter.
It's oil butter.
Yeah.
Well, it's also been sitting in that vat for about 40 days.
Yeah.
There's no way they clean it.
It's not good for you.
You know that's how I got sick in college, right?
What?
Oh, I got butter.
My buddy Colin and I, I could call him.
My buddy Colin and I got food poisoning during finals week of college.
We went to go see a movie with our buddy, Colorado John.
And John was the only guy that didn't eat popcorn.
He's like, nah, I don't want popcorn, man.
And we shared a bucket of popcorn and we got so fucking sick.
How do you get food poisoning from popcorn?
From the butter.
From the butter.
The butter spoiled.
The oil butter.
The butter spoiled.
Oh my God.
The doctor was like, what did you eat?
I went down the list.
I was like, dude, I had ramen, which literally doesn't go bad.
Ramen lasts about nine million years in that packet.
Yeah.
I go, I had ramen for lunch.
That's all I ate until we got to the theater.
And then Colin had a totally different meal.
We both were sick for two full days.
I lost like nine pounds.
It was insane.
Wow.
I looked good for finals.
I wasn't getting my shirt off.
A, B, C.
Yeah.
Dude, I was sick.
That's the sickest I've ever been food poisoning.
And the doctor concluded.
He was like, well, it had to have been, did you put butter?
I said, yeah, of course we had butter on the pot.
He goes, brother, that's 100% what it was.
It's also a college campus movie theater.
The fucking goons work in there are stoned to the bone like us.
They're not paying attention and cleaning shit.
Yeah.
Dirty, dirty, dirty.
So if you go to Major Domo, they used to have cave butter.
And there's a cave somewhere in California where they get the butter.
What are you talking about?
Butter comes from cows.
No, there's cave butter, dude.
So it just organically grows in the cave?
You know, there's like a bat in there.
I don't know what it is.
Major Domo cave butter refers to cave aged butter from crown finish cave served
at David Chang's restaurant.
That's what I'm saying.
Right.
Right.
So what I'm saying is.
Crown finish.
And you can taste the difference.
Because it's from a cave.
Yeah, it's definitely cave butter.
No cave butter when I see it.
It's just they store it in a cave.
That's all it is.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't say it's from the cave.
There's not one cow and they're going.
How funny if there was just a cow in the cave.
He's exhausted.
They're milking him all day long.
Yeah.
Leave me alone.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is you take fancy butter like that.
Right.
And you put that in popcorn somehow.
Ah.
This is.
Like level it out.
No, level out.
Because the oil butter is fucking bad for you.
Of course.
And cave butter is so flavorful.
Why don't we just take it to the next level?
Take it to the next level with the cave butter, please.
How do you do it?
Do you condense the cave butter into a liquid form?
I don't know.
You have to judge more.
Of course you have to.
Well, it can't be that much more.
How much is cave butter very expensive?
That's like $1,000 a bar.
Fancy cave butter.
Yeah, yeah.
Like elevate the popcorn.
We must.
At this point it is.
Yeah.
Frank's Gourmet Popcorn Butter Flavored Coconut Oil.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's a substitute.
No, these are all substitutes, my guy.
But still not elevated enough for me, dude.
Okay, but how about this?
When you get a candy like an M&M's,
you sprinkle that in the popcorn, yes?
No.
Insane you don't do that.
Do you do that?
Everybody does that.
You sprinkle them in there,
then you get to grab a couple handfuls,
then you get some,
you'll get one popcorn with some of the M&M's.
Because the M&M's don't go all the way through.
They stick halfway in some of the crevasses.
Okay, I know I got a good idea.
You just,
you make it so it's like a fucking yogurt chop.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's just not just cave butter, right?
Right.
But you put graham,
the graham crumb.
A little bit of graham crumb.
Right?
From some toffee,
some sort of toffee thing.
You know what I mean?
Maybe, maybe candied pecans.
Exactly.
If you're getting nuts,
candied walnuts,
if you're getting fucking insane.
But you put the butter in first
so that all the other stuff sticks to it.
I like this.
Right?
What do you think?
Maybe a blueberry.
You know, it's a stretch,
but I like it.
I like it.
One blueberry?
One blueberry.
In the bottom of it,
you have to try to find it.
And your partner goes,
you got the blueberry?
Yeah, yeah,
there's only one in there, you know?
That's good for good luck.
That's for, yeah.
That's actually a good idea.
But elevate the popcorn.
Yeah.