Name: Bobby & Andrew React to the Diddy Trial Verdict
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew React to the Diddy Trial Verdict' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew React to the Diddy Trial Verdict' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-17. Transcript available.

oh man i saw a funny meme online of the kid of of uh
ron weasley i don't know i can't remember the actor's name yeah of yelling uh
it was like he
was holding gasoline in the air yeah what did he say expensive petroleum
expense yeah what does he
say this is a great dude that is he's ron weasley 24 7 that guy dude that's
amazing killer that's so
funny but that's almost almost like a wand he pulled up there yeah that's why
he did it wow
that's so fun expensive petroleum god he's so good what a brilliant thing to do
play into the bit
though yeah so good man so funny oh i got bad news for you too your boy diddy
just got 50 months i
know does he go to your meetings at ron weasley or no he hasn't been in years
yeah he doesn't
who's been showing up to your meetings lately kathy griffin's there she yeah
caratop look at the look
at the picture that they put up of diddy bending over on the stool did you see
that they're like man
they did diddy wrong they drew him like bent over the stool crying 50 months
yeah that one that
second one yeah yeah they were like they did him wrong in the court drawing isn't
that a good time
though i mean he was gonna get way worse right he should have gotten he should
have got like 40 years
i think four years he got off you say 50 50 months is that the truth is that
what it was four four months
they cut that in half he'll get out earlier yes time served time served and all
that stuff yeah yeah
probably get out in two and a half years yeah and then would you go to the next
diddy party when
he gets out oh yeah yeah how good it's gonna be how do you get invited to those
i've never been to
one how do you get invited to those yeah i don't know yeah i don't yeah you
know let me who who would
get invited first you or me oh brother you carlos oh carlos first buddy you and
i don't get invited
to any i know parties but i wonder what i would wear to a diddy party yeah get
a suit easy you want
easy access to your tush maybe one of those assless chaps yeah you know with a
little flap i
would be nervous to a diddy party yeah imagine he is going to throw a party
when he gets out you do
know that it's gonna be sick it's gonna be carlos it's gonna be sick sick it's
gonna be would you
rather go to a diddy party or a cosby party oh no diddy because i want to
remember it
a cosby party and no recollection of the yeah i just woke up in my car the next
day i didn't like
it when he made those kids walk to Brooklyn for cheesecake that's like the
first time i actually
hated him you don't even know the reference i'm making it no i don't diddy did
a show called uh
was it making the band or whatever the what was the name of his show the band
making the band and he
he would make them go on these missions right and they had to go do for him
and he had to make it one time he made them walk i want to say it was across
brooklyn bridge for
cheesecake making that's not like that's not a proof of that your loyalty
cheesecake though it was
phenomenal cheesecake yeah i did it depends on what kind of cheesecake it is no
there's no cheesecake
that good now if it was tiramisu we have a totally different conversation yeah
but tiramisu is
undoubtedly the best are they being televised yeah it was on mtv well then yeah
do it i don't do it i knew
you would agree i know see tv guy i knew you'd agree with this method of well
no it's basically
like this it's like when when leo was on the revenant right he was out there in
the cold
yeah that's so different than this it's not it's not that it's not leo you do
the job leo was in
character yeah and these kids are in the character they're not in character i'm
playing the cheesecake
guy oh you're the cheesecake guy oh okay you are you're the cheesecake guy dude
no you are okay
what do you mean by that what do you want on it yeah i don't like cheesecake
well then why would i be the
cheesecake guy well exactly what i'm saying though is if the cameras are
rolling and they're playing
a role right you're a reality show show guy if the cameras are rolling you know
what i mean it's
like get the cheesecake haven't you done this with someone where you made them
get you breakfast
burritos at like five in the morning yeah but i pay them good okay yeah who got
you breakfast
still slightly demeaning like alex and stuff i'll get i'll call alex and go
because um there's
some breakfast burritos that don't deliver so you say go get it for me yeah and
they get it yeah
crazy what do you get a hundred bucks lucky boys in pasadena oh you've been
there lucky boys pasadena
has the best breakfast burritos in la look it up i want to see and they don't
they don't deliver so
times sometimes i'll call somebody and go yo i'll give you a hundred dollars go
down to pasadena
give me lucky boys breakfast burrito do you get cheese fries with it yeah i get
the whole thing
that looks good the best thing about see that's the key you get you have the
breakfast burrito right
to your right it's the perfect amount of everything dispersed eggs cheese bacon
sausage hash browns and
that's it yes and look at to the left the best ranch sauce with the best hot
sauce and you duck them
together yeah i know you don't get the cheese chili cheese fries that's no i
don't get that i i can only
eat one lucky boy one lucky boy burrito burrito yeah yeah and that's 900
calories my second favor
that's a big burrito yeah is the um corner cottage where the fuck is that in
burbank they deliver get
the corner cottage breakfast burrito that's my second second favorite my third
favorite is
cofax cofax is good yeah they've been good for years yeah and if you don't have
an opinion about
breakfast burrito don't be my friend all right do you have an opinion about it
i'll tell you who's
got a pretty good ass breakfast burrito is uh right here um up at sportsman's
lodge it's called uh
everyone has a good one no no what's the what's the spot that's civil coffee
they have a good
fucking breakfast burrito i like derek you know why i like that they have
chunky potatoes i like those
big cute i don't know man oh look at that thing yeah yeah
mm-hmm oh look at the big chunky i like big chunky fucking potatoes baby give
me chunky potatoes
look at that thing stop making that fucking noise and look wait and look at it
but zoom in and look
yeah and look at and look at the fry oil because you can still see through the
burrito yeah
by the way as soon as i eat but lucky boy with the lucky boy i'll kiss the burrito
i'll
the burrito no yeah yeah yeah you want me to a burrito dude i don't okay that's
your all right
my bad dude youtube but i get it oh my god dude did you see that video of that
girl that
fucking had a panic attack parasailing and then unclipped her shit did she die
oh big time oh oh
big time big time big time dies look at it her what the fuck that's not it oh
there it is there's
the footage so she's like she's freaking out she's freaking out and then she unclips
the
harness why because she's having a panic attack you don't see anything gruesome
here you just she just
disappears but look she gets out of she takes off the jacket she must be having
a severe look at how
high she is this poor girl she gets out of the harness and is like no i don't
want to be here
anymore and then gone it's like tom cruise yeah well that that turns out that
mission was possible
i mean mission complete that's insane i don't know why she would do that she
must have had a crazy
panic attack by the way these things are all these things are fucking atrocious
how many times a year
do you hear these accidents they go down kids go down to mexico and he's seeing
some wild happens
with parasailing it's it's a terrible they're so dumb can you see if she died
she did die dude it
just said that in the article oh my god but did she know she was gonna die i
think if you're 200 feet
up you'd know you're gonna die then why would she do that i think she had a
penalty 60 accidents
injuries and fatalities over one death for a hundred thousand trips let me tell
you something if
one in one every that that's not that's not no one in 100 000 is worth it there's
no exact number of
parasailing deaths per year you know why because they all happen in mexico yeah
and they don't
fucking report it if there was a roller coaster and they go one in every 100
000 people die on this
would you not interested that's why i do roller coasters because it's not one
in a roller coaster
is probably like one in every hundred million yeah they never did never happen
but it puts more
fear into the roller coaster that's what makes it funner right carlos come on
that's not what makes it more
funner i mean two to four that's not enough to get my blood going that's not
even fatalities half the
time just accidents health the fatalities from these accents are often guest
health issues right like
heart attack people have heart attack or stroke you should drive fast on the
freeway and turn your
lights off for two seconds yeah exciting okay yeah i do that sometimes because
i've always like these
girls they have all this dash footage of these girls texting and flipping their
cars
that is some of the funniest because i have a morbid morbid fantasy of creating
a water park but it's
everyone dies on each ride oh like i have a water wait till word gets out about
it i have a water slide
where you go in a tube but it gets smaller and smaller oh my god that's like my
nightmare you get
stuck right but the water's still flowing oh other people you know me hop you're
right oh yeah yeah so
that's one of them death trap water slide yeah welcome to death trap you don't
have thoughts like
that absolutely not what's wrong with me i don't know yeah well you know nate
bargazzi's making
a theme park maybe you can pitch this theme park yeah