Name: Bobby Lee Can't Stop Playing Silent Hill f
Uploaded: 2025-10-21T18:05:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Can't Stop Playing Silent Hill f' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Can't Stop Playing Silent Hill f' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-21. Transcript available.

what should we be for halloween this year the girl from silent hill f oh that
looks like you
yeah yeah i've been playing that game no i haven't started yet i i have i've
been playing it i'm
gonna give up i've died 15 times i was gonna say it looks really hard i don't
want to deal with
that right now i'll tell you can i tell you what's hard hmm there's only two
modes story and hard
so story's like too easy no story's too hard oh i don't even know what hard's
like fat then all
right in the beginning of the game you're stuck in this small little japanese
town yeah okay and all
of a sudden there's these creatures that come out with a knife it's scary what's
the name of the game
silent hill f and um i'm ready for some halloween are we gonna go to a haunted
house oh yeah let's do
it you see you see that creature yeah they're like was that ali wong yeah ali wong's
that you play ali
wong and you're the first 20 minutes game you're just dodging like running from
them and you can hear
them chase you it's so petrifying scary and there's no it's all melee weapons
so you eventually you pick
up a pole like that yeah or yeah or something like that or like a pipe and you're
fighting these creatures
with the pipe it's so hard it's too hard it's so fucking hard but it is
beautiful and it's pretty
scary bad friends halloween what are we going to be for halloween yeah i was
just writing on my notes
okay bad bunny oh yeah people are mad at bad bunny for doing the super bowl is
that what it is he was
so good on snl yeah dude he's the man i don't know what's the issue go ahead
you're a spaniard
what's the issue with bad bunny playing the super bowl i think people don't
like that he speaks
spanish only spanish what percentage of america speaks spanish he speaks
english yeah like me
right bad english doesn't matter
fifteen percent of the fourteen percent of about 45 million people speak spanish
there's a lot of
people will get it me and come to bailar i think i think that funny is the
fucking
yeah we should do a bad friends spanish edition and try to speak only in spanish
good luck well how do
you say bad friends in spanish malos mano malos amigos malos amigos hey welcome
to malos amigos dude
that was one thing that leo did right in that movie was he got his he got the
spanish right right when
he when he was like vibing with those dudes you could tell he they loved him shaya
can do that too
with the mexicans he vibes with them oh yeah dude look at that yeah because shia
but shia is from
from where in la he's from echo park right yeah he can do it and leo yep didn't
leo grow up a little
bit nicer los filas area a little bit nicer yeah i i wish that we grew up like
in la not me why i like
being from chicago it would have been easier i think though well for the
business yeah i don't think
so but you watch a charlie sheen right documentary in malibu when sean penn and
all those guys
neighborhood kids were making films it it started then i know but that's a
dream that's a fantasy
moment in time in the same way that like what are the chances that like the
will ferrell class of snl
it's like these are fantasy moments in time these are i want to be in a fantasy
moment i didn't have
a fantasy moment we're living in it right now oh no yeah we made bad friends
together exactly this
is our this is our little fantasy moment yeah but you know it'd be cool that
you're in an avocado
field with young keanu reeves you mean what are you doing out there what
throwing that avocados with
each other yeah yeah you're like cut it out dude cut it out bro yeah and uh
well it's great those what
a great throw bobby you mean i thank you keanu i talk like that too i would
probably talk like that
too dude because keanu reeves would influence me yeah it's like bro dude
fantastic you got an a
in geometry now you just sound like your brother i know that sounds like stevie
yeah i think it
influences you right so it's like you know you you grew up with denaro right
right yeah you know if
you want me to help you tutor in that biology class i think i'll help you i
think you would have been
in goodfellas don't you think that's really good yeah i don't want to grow up
in l you're don't you
have to grow up in san diego i'm two-time nicky bob two-time nicky bob yeah two-time
nicky bob i see
nicky bob twice every time nicky bob nicky bob that's why they call me two-time
okay what do you mean no i like it nicky bob yeah nicky bob nicky bob nicky bob
that's right
that's two times nicky bobs you always say everything twice yeah it's
everything twice yeah what's your
name say it again what's your name what's your name i'm slippery santeens yeah
do the slides do the slide
cops never caught me slippery santeens yeah as i sneak through as he sneaks
through as he sneaks
it's actually pretty good it's pretty good they're pretty good pretty good
you would have grown up in la okay you would have grown up in koreatown here's
your life yeah yeah
you're working you're bussing at at uh at seoul park yeah you're bussing tables
you're you're still going to take your same route you're going to get mad tv
like nothing's going to
change oh you think that no matter where i was you were going to be always
going to end up here or
are you going to be on a roof during the riots yeah i'm a rooftop korean for
sure for 100 yeah
and i'm at that carl jr drive-through like what is going on yeah yeah you would
have been bobby lee
no matter where you were placed in the world you were born to be bobby lee yeah
you were going to
be you and that's what we love about you oh i said those fantasy fantasies aren't
real they're
you're living a fantasy you live a dream we get to talk to our fans and do
stand-up and like
this is the best dream it's the best dream we've ever lived yeah i don't ever
want to wake up but it'd be
great like you're in echo park like shia is like hey let's go duck hunting you
think he's gonna be
friends with you you think you would have been his clique i think shy would
have liked me because
he liked me okay he likes you now all right chances of becoming famous are
extremely slim
said is less than 0.01 of the global population and he's still not happy he's
still not happy the
likely i'm so happy and so grateful you just wish you were from la no but when
you when you watch
that movie charlie sheen's it's just like it's a what an exciting life yeah i
mean he lived under the
guise of famous parents so it it like ushered him into the world naturally yeah
right like i told
you that documentary i love battered bastards of baseball it's great better
best is your paper
better bad best of people there it is there's nikki two times no but it's great
because it tells
the story of of bing russell kurt russell's father oh right doesn't denote the
fact that kurt
russell is a natural is a beautiful born talent but as he was surrounded by his
father and his father's
talents and already being birthed into the business right you and i if we were
birthed in the business
would have changed something i don't know what it would have changed but it
would have changed
something i'm happy we made it from the bottom oh that i could be that for halloween
yes yeah that's
great shave my beard like that a little little uh fu manchu yeah where did the
name fu manchu come from
i don't know man asia it's a real guy is fu manchu a real guy it's a guy yeah
come on you don't know
that to be a fact we're just guessing the new fu fu manchu was invented by british
author arthur wilde
writing as a sex sax romer 1913 a series of novels about a sinister chinese
villain bobby lee
becoming the embodiment of the yellow peril bobby lee uh the specific name
likely comes from
the generic chinese surname fu historical ethnic group manchu creating an
exotic and threat and
threatening identity for the character so is fu manchu gonna be x out of our
vernacular now because
it's on pc it's funny because people still call it fu manchu like isn't that
called a fu manchu what
yeah right those guys probably just aren't people who would change how they
talk
the character name originated from arthur ward i like yellow peril yellow peril
is a great name for
your special yeah yeah yellow peril yeah that's good when are you ready to tape
are you getting close
no come on i'm not you're not at all close but when when um when hula goes it
this is the amount of
time we expect i'm like okay i got it it's an hour right no what do they expect
out of you 40 minutes
you're doing just 40. i'm gonna do more but i mean that's i mean that's the i
have 40 so then i'm like
okay you want to do the least possible yeah i'm doing least possible smart yeah
yeah bang for your
and then the next one is gonna be great because i'll clean slate i'm gonna walk
on and see i just
could figure it out i genuinely think you'll never do another one i think one
is good no i'm gonna do
another one i have to why because there's no more personal things i want to
talk about about how i
really feel that i i don't do and i want to go in why are you smarking because
it's all like uh a pipe
dream because you were trying to show off for louis like oh after this special
i promise i'll really
get into the depths of comedy and you know okay you know my whole life has been
this i believe in you
no this is what i'm being real my whole life has been you can't do it no no no
listen my whole life
has been this don't say me you can't do it it's not going to happen this and
that and i always do it
and i always prevail and i can't wait and then when that happens i would love
that i could look
at you and go what's up i would love that and then you're gonna be like well i
never said that
right and then we're gonna have another conflict all right you'll see moment it's
actually just
you'll see is my whole the whole reason why i i'm even where i'm at
you