Name: Bobby Lee Goes to the Gym
Uploaded: 2025-10-22T18:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes to the Gym' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes to the Gym' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-22. Transcript available.

it's a good thing to bring up you'll see because that was my favorite phrase
when we were in
australia bobby's the first thing i was mouse i'm gonna be jacked i'm gonna get
so jacked and i go
and you'll see and i go no you won't you go you'll see yeah but we're past the
year you lost it
it doesn't matter the sea hasn't happened okay yeah yeah i'm excited for the
sea when the sea
happens you'll do it when the tides change all right so i i went to that um um
gym next to my
house planet fitness i swear to god i walked in there and i and i go can i join
and they're like
well we need your bank account why i don't know why i go i just have a credit
card and they say we
don't do it that way we need your bank account no no no that's what they said i've
never heard of that
before in my life that's i've never heard that before in my life too bank
account right equinox
what go to equinox so then what i know but there's too many hot people there
what's wrong with that yeah
i don't want to be slothy in front of those people you know what i mean just
get a personal trainer then
yeah so then i brought my friend alex over there you know my friend alex yeah
for me yeah and um i
didn't know how any of the machines worked either right so once we go we
already went once he's
gonna teach me how those machines you don't even know how to get in them it's
like a pole away and
you don't know how to put the stick in and i don't know what it works it's like
that japanese game show
where they got to go through those cardboard cutouts on the thing that's what
it's like yeah yeah and
then then every machine works on one thing like i don't want this muscle to be
this is a good muscle
look at this though yeah i know you don't want that yeah but i don't want that
you don't want
that yeah yeah or like you know my elbow is like gigantic and i'm like i did
this machine too long
all you really need to do is like push-ups sit-ups and then you know some squatty
stuff no but i want
to learn how to do this one the butterfly one what the is that there's one
where there's sticks above
and you do this wait what will you do flies yeah and then you do this one like
flies like this right
yeah i want to be able to do but even this machine is different the bench press
yeah just get on a
free just go to plant famous fitness it's evolved oh they've changed yeah i don't
know what the
machines do look at the machines that are so complex sound like i'm the kimmy
schmidt who has
like been buried for like 50 years yeah yeah is he on all the machines see that
machine right there
i didn't sit on that i went reverse and my knees were on that thing right i was
staring backwards
it would be funny to see a bobby lee workout video trying the machines for the
first time yeah
like i don't know how to get into that she's in it right now just like that
well now i know after
seeing her squat and press yeah so you're not going to be going to plan if it
why don't you have
someone to come to your house to train you from your house i don't have weights
you don't need much
you can do bands you can do you can do exercise with so little today yeah maybe
i just decided
just now no i just literally decided because i have i have my pod tomorrow at
four
and then alex will be there afterwards i'm going to give him a little money go
right to
and i'm going to go right to planet fitness i'm going to finish the training i
thought you couldn't
get in without your bank no you can do a day pass oh yeah that's what i'm going
to do yeah i'm
going to get two day passes i'm going to figure out how all the machines work i'll
even video it
okay no i'm being real i want to do it i want you to because i'm just i i think
my thinness isn't
good what do you what do you mean i still look fat what's the tone you don't
look fat
no if you take my shirt off it's not good what do you mean it's just it's just
lumpy it's andres
like i'm so no offense we don't know what he looks like without a shirt i do i
do no offense dude and
none taken no it's so much offense he's taking it i know what i'm saying is
that it's can i be honest
with you no i'm a pork too yeah you're more like a flan yeah yeah yeah i'm flanny
dude yeah you're
like a flan yeah what's dessert name if we're all desserts he's flan what's car
what's carlos
what is it he's like a churro no he's like a baguette oh yeah yeah a baguette
yeah yeah nobody
wants it nobody wants it yeah i'm flaky and yeah you have a great body it's
fine yeah it's up and down
yeah but it's pretty you can see the muscles it can be if they're supposed to
be if i work out with
me and andreas no we don't know what muscles what that's what i'm saying you
get what he's also yeah
he's a father now he has less time to work out yeah dads have way less time he's
busy he's either
editing taking care of his kid or editing dad bod dad bod life and dude his i
his dude the chicks
especially in our age range they love dad bods they do yes they'd fucking do
you ask any girl
of of a of an age that's our range right i'm sure girls in their like 20s don't
like
dad bods they want young but like 30s and up those girls love dad bods i'm
doing it i'm doing it oh i
can't wait i'm inspired today you are oh yeah i'm doing it because you're right
i did say that by
now i would oh yeah and i didn't yeah i did lose the weight yeah five weeks no
i don't well i'm gonna
start tomorrow what can i in five weeks do you think if i start tomorrow in
five weeks do you think you'll
be able to see to see the difference if you have to if you go every every like
other day yeah you would
you have to go like literally three four days a week yeah yeah you're gonna do
it yeah yeah i'm gonna do it
god i think it's a great day i love this yeah yeah and that who are you doing
it for though that's
the real question what who are you doing it for spite no i'm doing it because
when i when because
women find you attractive yeah i get giggles when i walk into the wee spa steam
room from who little
asians no from all the everybody would they giggle because they know who you
are i don't know
if that's the case that's in my mind i think it's it but it could be my porgy
andreas like body
you know he's gonna go home and be like i'm gonna quit the show
yeah you are are you a member at a gym no yeah your wife is though yes she's in
your wife's in
phenomenal shape she works she works full-time is a full-time mom and still has
time to go work out
damn dude how did you get her okay he's funny yeah you're a funny guy sorry you
know what i love
you you're right i see your skill set no take him yeah yeah hopefully not
the amount of none taken he has to none taken he's building all this up to like
shut us down
are you offended right now no i love you yeah you know that deeply okay fans
fancy does not yeah
does not buy it it's emotional abuse yeah yeah is it an emotional abuse yeah i
think if you were
doing this to like your partner they could like record it and like show all
their friends they'd be
mad at you right like that like that mel gibson you should just shut up and
blow me andres is gonna
have this on loop in the courtroom pork pork pork you know i apologize dude i'll
use a different
reference next time okay yeah i think it's just because he loves you yeah we
all are mean to each
other because we love each other thank you that's the only reason we do it that's
the only reason have you
you ever hooked up in the movie theater no have you oh yeah well the movie's
empty right no people were
there you have to watch a bad movie right no i've got i got a hand i got a hand
tug over over a coat
underneath a coat like gremlins five yeah you couldn't it it would be
impossible i don't think
so dude where are you unless no one's in there like in germany there's like on
pornhub videos of
like germans that that's a that's a casted porno it's not hidden camera no so
it's like a real movie
playing in the background yeah but germans are fucking lunatics they're lunatics
yeah yeah when you
fuck me in the theater they created two girls one cup bud oh yeah yeah yeah
when are they gonna add
another cup yeah they can't just share that one forever yeah no i got a i got a
handy tug in a
movie theater i thought that was kind of tight was there a one girl one cup i
mean why'd you go to the
second movie first elevated dude it went right to two do part one anyway you
know that reminds me of
every time every time somebody brings up two girls one cup i always think about
cake farts do you
remember cake okay farts was great one of the best it's so good that was when
the internet was really
finding itself yeah now it's just evil and dark and sad and nasty and you're
like you want to see a
guy get killed live on twitter well look we're going to create our movie
theater of uh indian uh corn
and uh cave butter native corn and native corn so please come to our new movie
theater and yeah it's
called they're going to be called fancy corn what what's the name of our
theater chain we're going
to make a chain of theaters oh yeah you're good at naming things yeah you've
always been good it's
gotta go there's gotta be a la la there's gonna be like make it french you know
what i mean la crochet
la crochet profile yeah that's what it's called the preferred crochet the
preferred crochet yeah that's
it yeah yeah yeah so please come see the la prefer crochet yeah we'll have
fancy native butter not
indian sorry i said yeah yeah yeah we'll have cave butter cave butter all the
fixins right no smart
water you don't like that it's bullshit yeah it's bullshit okay and we'll have
filtered water no
charge no charge no charge and you can pee at your seat there's a little yeah