Name: We Messed Up Andrew's Birthday....
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Messed Up Andrew's Birthday....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Messed Up Andrew's Birthday....' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-24. Transcript available.

43 i'm 42 this is wrong and oh my god look at this guy he's got his kneecap uh
kneecap balaclava on that's pretty cool man i just had to teach carlos how to
say that word
he couldn't do it i like that you're covering your face baklava balaclava no
balaclava a baklava
i love baklavas it's so good i love the greek dessert and also give it up for
the return we
haven't seen him in a long time of richard yeah i had to coerce him to come
here get on i was at
seven eckies today i saw richie just you know i don't know what he does there
but he was just
kind of wandering around and i go you got to come back to bad friends like well
if george allows me
george george doesn't own you you can do whatever you want well i he took his
passport so yeah i take
my order for seven eckies technically i mean my loyalty is to andres to be
honest your loyalty is
not to us well no but it's 200. without us no seven eckies that's right it crumbles
what without him
no me yeah but without us no anybody hey man it all comes back to us okay well
today is uh what a
glorious day because um our pal here you know the paul simon of the group no i'm
the gar funk no i'm
the garfunkel who are they both still alive yeah they are well then we're you
know what you know who we
are if we were motley crew that's right you're tommy for sure tommy and who am
i i don't know
i'm the i'm the roadie you're the roadie dude loading it in just loading in
that's all i do i'm
loading it in loading it out is nikki six in it yeah nikki six yeah yeah yeah
you're nikki six
i'm nikki five okay you're nikki 43. johnny five stay alive yeah i re-watched
blow last night by the
way yeah never one of the best never seen it what yeah please watch it is
cocaine driven oh yeah yeah
you had the wrong dream george yeah who's in blow it made johnny depp and penelope
cruz it made me
forget how dope penelope cruz was it reminded me i'm sorry she's unbelievable
anyway i was having a speech
prepared oh i'm sorry give a speech yeah yeah sorry our honey baby here um what
a voyage and what a
journey and what a adventure that you've been on for 42 years yeah from the
projects from yeah from
the bottom from the chicago projects from the hood yeah to elite status good
man good man yeah um athlete
athletic yeah yeah comrade comrade yeah um destroyer yeah and healer and healer
i'll do both yeah yeah i
like that uh cambodian freedom fighter cff yeah that's right dude and you know
um you mean so much to
me um you're one of my best friends in the whole world and you know we've had
our differences oh yeah
big differences big big differences big differences but um we've had our
moments as well i think that's
what makes a good friendship exactly and so why don't we give um my comrade
here a happy birth i like
it i'm really enjoying it a happy birthday yeah right so um yeah come on hurry
what the are you doing
man he's always slow yeah anyway always slow on the upswing that kid he's the
bind the binder the creator
trapper keeper i'm trying to fill you know fill time i like it no you're good
at this you can
fill time yeah you float distance you do hell yeah you float distance hell yeah
and you create havoc
within two means and the two means are two buttons the two buttons are life
yeah baby
mcone mcone um he's the order you're the order your order of all smiths oh he's
the order and you're
the chaos yeah but you know um you'd be the head smith in some village i'll
tell you that right now
really yeah where you get the best axes and where do you get you know what i
mean the clogs for the
horses i don't know what you call them no clubs yeah they were clubs stirrups
dude you go to andrew
right i'm the uh i churn butter in that village but i come to you for the
arrows i come i don't know
what else do they do there you're doing good yeah and um you're a locksmith as
well i really i fix
everything you can break into houses as well really yeah dude you make the best
locks picks in the
village the best locks picks in the whole village yeah and the wizard the
wizard that lives there
of oz your best friend i'm friends with the wizard yeah you're friends with the
wizard wow you're
friends with the um the ladies that sing the songs in the church the sirens
exactly the sirens yeah
that's you so i'm yeah important to the village you're important to it all yeah
yeah and guess
what guess what you're gonna be mayor of this village and then the emperor he
sees your good deeds and your
good works thank you sir and he promotes you to clergy i'm now you're part of
the clergy i feel like
that's down no but you move up i move it up yeah i like to the bishop is there
very happy birthday thank
god but to you happy birthday dear andrew thank you happy birthday to you so
much more
yes success what is this tiramisu oh it's my let's get the gifts out it's my
favorite thing the gift
out oh my god do i love tiramisu thank you very nice this is the best tiramisu
in los angeles as they
say is that true fancy yep bishop santino yes my son you were once a smith i
was once a smith defeated
the wizard in the old battle of ages you created um axes and swords and horse
clogs you mean best smith
in the business thank you and you you were clergy you moved yourself up to
bishop thank you and we would
like to say happy birthday to you my my bishop bishop santino thank you wow an
envelope an envelope
inside is a card with a little golf club exactly this is from tacomo spa wow
happy birthday from
your pals at bad friends bobby carlos fancy mccone and sometimes rudy and this
is to the spa this is
incredible it's incredible thank you so very much you guys i would like a
little spa and this says
mccone much love carlos love you happy birthday from richie felice coplanos jefe
el jefe am i el jefe
did richie sign it and this is beautiful richie didn't and i got to tell you
happy he didn't
i don't want his signature happy birthday pal thank you i love you and i have
to say this is all i want
just a little massage a little spa time for the i have some things coming i
know you do you're you're
the best the best gift giver yeah i'm the best gift giver so um anyway well hurrah
hurrah
hurrah hurrah hurrah happy birthday hurrah my favorite thing about our
birthdays going back to
back like this yes is that the whole episode is about your birthday and mine is
less than two minutes
mine is literally no no hurrah hurrah yeah yeah he's bored already bravo
mm-hmm good tourism okay you know let me reflect on birthdays real fast yeah we
don't give a
shit thank you exactly yeah it is a very good tourism is phenomenal it's
phenomenal what's the name of
the place giovanni's giovanni's very nice um a good birthday it will be you
know what you want to know
what i'm doing for my birthday i'd like to know bishop please i'm going to uh
of all places albuquerque to
go see the hot air balloon festival and go on a hot air balloon have you ever
seen this no but be
careful yeah it's one of the it's one of the most beautiful events i think i've
done a buckle look
at how pretty that is what'd you say what'd you say what'd you say don i'm back
i'm back okay
but it's beautiful it's right it's early in the morning you go at dawn and you
see all the balloons
arise have you really done this before i'm about to go do this you've never
done it before i'm no i'm
gonna go do this but it looks incredible yeah hundreds of balloons in the sky
yeah you're not
scared at all why would i be do you have a high quality balloon we got a mid-level
okay okay okay
a mid-level balloon yeah it was on discount now how does that work let's bring
up some accidents
that's you that's me yeah now if that happens what what would you do 2025 santa
katarina hot air
balloon crashed june 21st hot air balloon caught fire crashed okay yeah look in
look inward
killing eight of the 21 people come on that's not bad good chance i think i'd
be one of the others
don't you think five non-fatal i don't know non-fatal so they okay so honestly
yeah a couple
people got dinged 2013 luxor hot air balloon crash all right so that's been a
long time so
yeah you know what in 2013 that's a long time to 2025 they were due yeah and
they got it out of
the way this year yeah what's the old old school one from the black and white
what was that
that's the hindenburg the hindenburg yes i remember that one yeah the hindenburg
hate to tell you that
was not a hot air balloon oh yeah how many people died on the hindenburg hindenburg
hindenburg
uh the hindenburg was down in in uh may 6 1937 manchester 36 deaths let me
guess all white all
white yeah yeah all white yeah well you know what that thing was filled with
right what black sadness black
sad what is it what is that can i just precaution i'm ready to go no precaution
i'm 42 this says 43
i'm ready to go yeah is it couldn't even get that right mccone you stayed at my
house it wasn't mccone
who was it it was me yeah you think i'm 43 i i heard you say 42 exactly that's
you did say the other day
you're i am 42 because it's my birthday i see yeah 41 pretty good wow what
incredible you know what i'm
i'm looking forward to what 43 43 43 yeah you're looking forward to 43 yeah
you