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Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello, Uncle Louie?
I brought you five cheeseburgers.
Are you being real?
Thank you.
Wow. Did you really go to Bob's? Wow.
Let him sit in that blue chair. Louie.
Louie. Wow, Louie, this is
extravagant. This is great.
Yeah, so, it's kind of a fucked up
story because I
wanted a cheeseburger.
Yeah, so you brought five of them?
That's it. Yeah.
No, I was looking for, I don't know,
like an In-N-Out or something. Yeah.
I was kind of in a hurry and I needed to
eat before a certain hour I wake up
in a cold sweat if I eat too late.
Did you eat?
So, I went into Bob's. I was like, oh, this is
like a family burger. Like, cool, right?
So, I go in and I said, and I
pictured coming here with a bag, a paper
bag full of burgers.
Yeah. And just going, here everybody
have some burgers.
I sat down and I ate
Bob's Big Burger. Yeah.
And it was really disgusting.
And I got a vanilla shake
but I had a paper straw so I couldn't drink it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's...
And then they gave me the burgers in this
horrible, I thought I wanted it to be like an old-fashioned, like
cops, you know. Yeah.
Is it as bad as I...
Mine was? Yeah, they're bad.
Can I eat it later?
Once you leave? Can I eat it once you leave?
The whole thing was a mistake.
He has three over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, he will eat those.
I'm on Ozempic. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that being on Ozempic is like being kosher
or something.
Yeah. It is. I mean,
he did throw up for the first like two weeks he was on it.
It was tough. No, I had to switch from Ozempic to Wegovin.
We're on Wegovin. I'm on Wegovin now. Okay.
You wouldn't do that shit. You would never. Never.
Fuck that. Yeah. I don't know.
I would if it was a good idea, but I don't know.
It's not a good idea. I think it's terrible.
I think you're gonna die from that. You really do?
No, I don't. Of course not.
Being an asshole. No, I don't like...
I get nervous about things like that going, you know,
that change how you feel or that change you neurologically.
Oh, neurologically.
And also, I like the fight I'm in with weight and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
It's something to lean against, you know.
I think you lost weight, no?
Oh. Oh, thank you.
Dude, he was doing... You know, he was setting us up.
That's all he wanted us to say. That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look so slender. Yeah. Me?
Well, I've been working out and eating more.
Oh, that's good. Good. Yeah, yeah.
Eating... When you do, when you separate,
you start working out more and eating less,
you're really hurting yourself.
Mmm.
So, I'm just going like a more exercise. Yeah.
So, let's lay it on. Mmm.
What's the one exercise that you actually enjoy?
Because none of them are that enjoyable.
I kind of like the way it all feels.
You do? Yeah.
Fuck, I don't know.
I can't get through it lately.
I guess maybe it's also the depression exercise
is like I'm doing it because I know I need to do it.
Oh, yeah, no, yeah.
Not because I want to do it.
How old are you?
42.
Yeah, I mean, it just starts changing.
I'm 58, it starts changing.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What happens?
You start feeling different.
I mean, you just sort of like get philosophical about it
and you go like, I like the way it feels when my body heats up
because I'm going on like uphill treadmill or whatever.
I'm a stair master.
Mmm.
And if I don't want to do it, I just don't do it.
I never do it if I don't want to.
Oh, see, I do that all the time.
And I'm starting to eat whatever I want.
Like, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter.
Just eat it.
Because somebody is explaining this to me that if you prohibit,
you're in this constant tension that you then have to binge to release.
But if you just go like, whatever I want, I'm going to eat it when I want it.
What happens is your body goes like, that fucking hurt.
That actually hurt.
That was not a good idea.
And then that memory makes you go, oh, yeah, I don't want that this time.
I want less things than I used to.
You know what I mean?
Do you get hunger pains at night?
No.
You don't.
Wait.
He's still thinking about the old world.
What I'm saying is that late at night, sometimes I'm like, should I get a
sandwich?
No, well, here's the difference.
You're not explaining.
He stays up all night.
So he'll be up at four or five and it's now been seven hours.
It's important to me to go to sleep and stay asleep.
So if I eat too close to bedtime, I wake up at like three in the morning and it's
wet.
Oh, I see.
Because my body's trying to digest.
You think it's a white thing?
Excuse me for saying.
Well, you mean white versus you?
You mean white in a way that you're not?
I think our bodies are different.
That's all.
They are. That's true.
Yeah. Yeah.
But you stay up all night.
Yeah, I do.
But because, you know, I am an Asian thing or I think it's an Asian thing.
Are you Korean?
Whoa.
I don't know anything.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's a good guess.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Because when white people guess, they never get it right.
You could be Chinese.
Yeah.
Could I be?
I almost said you could have Chinese.
Yeah.
But that was a really good guess.
Korean, yeah.
I mean, it's like four.
I mean, what's...
There's a bunch!
There's Thai, Cambodia.
I know, I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That was really good.
You have a gong, so it's fair to talk about this.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
You have a gong and a fortune cat.
You have a fortune cat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His father made this before he died.
That's why we...
This is an homage to his father.
Really?
Yeah, no.
But...
Did he make it as a weapon or...
Yeah.
We think about it every time.
When we...
This is when we remind...
Yeah.
He feels his father...
Stop doing that, dude.
It's fucking weird.
If you wanted a good burger, you should have taxed us.
We would have told you where to go.
Yeah.
That's not where to go.
I really regret it.
Yeah, that sucks.
There's so many good burgers too.
Are you single right now, Louis?
No.
Oh, you're seeing somebody.
Yeah, I'm with somebody very much.
Oh, very good.
Very in love with someone.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, somebody I want to be with.
Wow.
He's looking for love.
No, what I'm saying is...
I was curious.
Does Louis ever date Asians?
Have you ever dated an Asian in your life?
Yes.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Very good, very good.
I dated a Korean woman for a little while, yeah.
And what did you...
What was that experience like?
Because I've been dating a Korean woman for six years now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And...
So you are Korean.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
That's why I said you got it right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought he...
Yeah.
Yeah, very good.
Yeah, yeah.
Because she told me...
The woman I dated told me she...
I asked her, "What's your last name?"
And she was like, "I mean Guess.
You're going to get it in two guesses."
All right.
Because it's like Lee or Park.
It's true.
Like it's only one of the...
There's some Cho's.
Cho's.
There's some Cho's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's envious of a couple Cho's.
That's why.
But what was it like?
So she was...
I really liked her very much.
And she was...
She had an interesting...
She was...
A different...
She talked about being Korean without my asking her.
You know?
It was part of her...
She said that it was...
There wasn't many...
Also, she was Korean of my generation.
There was nobody.
She was like in a desert of Koreans in her...
Raised in New Jersey.
Mm.
And she said that she had like two friends and they are still very close
because they felt very isolated.
Yeah.
There just wasn't many people from their culture.
Same with him.
But she told me interesting things like that when Korean people say hello,
they say, "When have you eaten?"
Or like they say, "Have you eaten?"
Yeah.
That's their "How you doing?"
What is that?
What's it?
Your mom says that when we see her?
Beko-pa?
Beko-pa?
Beko-pa.
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Yeah, yeah.
His mom does say that.
And then pebulo is I'm hungry.
I'm full.
I'm full.
Yeah, yeah.
And I know gochu, which is penis.
Okay.
Pussy.
That's all I know.
That's all I know.
That's all.
I think that's all I know.
Plural for tit.
You can only say them.
Yeah.
Bo-jee's maybe.
Bo-jee-bo-jee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bo-jee-bo-jee.
That's like titty-titty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then here's another thing.
I learned juk-juk.
No.
Yeah, no.
Let me finish.
What?
Go, go, go.
You know what juk-juk is?
Yeah, isn't that jizz?
No, no.
Juk-juk isn't jizz.
Trying to start a Korean car.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Yeah, yeah.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk is slang for sex.
Juk-juk.
So I asked a Korean guy, I go, I've never, like, why juk-juk?
He goes, that's what sex sound like.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Lots of pussy farts in Korean.
Yeah.
I guess they're queefing a lot over there.
You know what I mean?
But yeah.
They are.
Yeah, I've never heard juk-juk when I'm having sex.
No.
Well, I always hear a Korean guy in the room going, juk-juk.
Yeah.
Sitting in a cock chair.
Yeah.
So you're in love.
That's great.
Yeah, she's great.
She's awesome.
Is there a limerence involved?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, okay.
I mean, both of us are single.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But is there one person more, like, you know what I mean, obsessed with the
other person?
No, I think we feel pretty equal.
Whoa.
And it's nice, you know?
Like, I heard somebody talking once about, like, you know, I don't want to be
the kind
of guy who picks girls up at the airport.
Like, I heard that said is a bad thing, picking them up at the airport.
Right.
And I've picked her up at the airport.
And you like her.
Well, how did that-
That one time I was coming home and she goes, "Hey, I could pick you up at the
airport."
I'm like, "You don't have to."
And she said, "Can I please pick you up at the airport?"
And I was like, "Good.
We're equal.
We're met."
Oh.
It depends on what airport, to be honest.
I mean, that is a big piece of it.
What?
It depends on the airport.
Oh, for sure.
My wife has never, never.
I mean, but I don't, I would, it's such an annoyance.
Like, I don't even want her to.
Yeah.
Because I'm pissed off when I get to the airport.
Right.
She's gonna show up annoyed.
Yeah.
It's like, I'd rather you just be chill at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause I, yeah.
I don't like it when they don't do the full thing.
What do you mean?
What?
Let me finish.
All right.
Let me finish.
He speaks in limericks.
Let me finish.
Okay.
All right.
Kalilah, my ex-girlfriend, she goes, "I'll pick you up from the airport.
Right.
But when I would land, she wouldn't be there."
She's like, "I'm stuck in traffic."
No go.
You're right.
Be at the, when the escalators go down, where the baggage claim is, be there
with a sign.
All right.
And then sometimes it's like, come to the parking lot because I'm not gonna go
in.
You just have to find my car.
No, fuck you.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You come to me.
You come to me.
Yeah.
I think it's fair.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I mean, well, it's not a full endorsement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just being polite.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just, I'm doing my best to travel better now to have a better attitude
because it's
such a nightmare when you get that far.
But that's why whenever she used to do it, when we were younger and broke, she
was like,
you know, you can get a fucking cap.
Yeah.
Like you make money out when you-
Yeah, but you're married.
Yeah.
But I'm saying before we were married, when we were dating, she was like, get a
fucking
cap.
How long have you been married for?
Almost 10.
Fantastic.
It's fantastic.
Yeah.
You have kids?
No kids.
Can't have kids.
No.
No.
Okay.
I don't know.
No, she doesn't.
I just, yeah.
No.
No, she doesn't.
Is it worth it?
What?
Having children.
You have some.
I have two.
Yeah.
That's two.
That's some.
That is some.
I think some is three or more.
Do you really?
A couple is two.
Some is three.
Wow.
Is some three?
I think some, it's like a series is three or more.
It's crazy to teach an Asian math.
That's like the wildest shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some is two.
Some is three.
It's more cultural, social math though.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's bad at all of them.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
So that you have a couple.
I have two children.
What?
It's worth it.
I think anybody who's on the fence about it should just do it.
Really?
It's never a mistake.
It's impossible for it to be a mistake.
Okay.
A person.
Yeah.
For whatever happens.
Wow.
Well, your kids are grown, like grown, grown, right?
20 and 23.
Wow.
Wow.
Out of college, any of them?
College, yeah.
Yeah.
That's fucking great.
Cause I remember your first HBO special, The Half Hour.
I think that was your first on HBO or no?
I did one back in the nineties that was just goofy jokes,
but the one I did that was a half hour was all.
You talked about your kids and stuff.
Yeah.
That was a great special.
Thanks.
Amazing.
Thank you.
I met you.
I don't, you don't remember when I met you.
I think I brought it up the last time I saw you.
It was on MADtv with Lauren Abrowski.
Yes.
I remember.
You don't remember meeting me.
I do because my friend Dino wrote for you guys.
Oh yeah, Dino.
And I was on the lot doing something else.
I don't remember.
Maybe Cedric The Entertainer's show.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
And so, yeah, I do.
I used to see you around.
I didn't really, we didn't like hang out.
Hang out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you write for Cedric's show?
I did.
You did?
The Entertainer Presents.
It's a pretty great moment.
You wrote on that show.
I was a writer and co-executive producer, yeah.
Wow.
Give us some good Ced bits.
Cedric?
Yeah.
I mean, Cedric was like Jackie Gleason.
He was like a great performer.
He's fascinating.
He's so fascinating.
Yeah.
He really, like, and now, because now he's on like a, like a traditional sitcom
and it's
massively popular, right?
Yes.
Neighbor?
The Neighbor?
Something like that.
Yeah, I've never seen it.
That's still there?
I don't think it is.
They'll just, they keep riding.
He was one of the most natural performers I ever worked with.
That guy could make anything funny.
Fucking eight seasons.
Wow.
We had this bit that I wrote called, um, Texas versus Maine.
And it was some like local access cable show in Texas that he's, and he's a Texan.
And it's about how much better Texas is than Maine.
And he hates Maine.
And he does this kind of like, kind of like, uh, what's his name?
The, uh, cartoon character with the cowboy hat.
Yes.
I know.
I can't think of his fucking name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yosemite Sam.
Yosemite Sam.
And I used to love watching him do it.
He was, he was really something.
Yeah.
He's a good guy too.
Like really good guy.
Yeah.
You know, you haven't talked to him in years.
Oh, I haven't.
No.
You haven't talked to him in years.
I can tell.
I can tell.
It's been a few years.
Well, cause you're talking about him in past tense, like he died.
Like he died.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, we just still, we didn't, we didn't stay friends.
I mean, not, not actively, but I'm always happy when I do see him.
*outro music*

Louis C.K. Guesses Bobby Lee's Ethnicity

Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello, Uncle Louie?
I brought you five cheeseburgers.
Are you being real?
Thank you.
Wow. Did you really go to Bob's? Wow.
Let him sit in that blue chair. Louie.
Louie. Wow, Louie, this is
extravagant. This is great.
Yeah, so, it's kind of a fucked up
story because I
wanted a cheeseburger.
Yeah, so you brought five of them?
That's it. Yeah.
No, I was looking for, I don't know,
like an In-N-Out or something. Yeah.
I was kind of in a hurry and I needed to
eat before a certain hour I wake up
in a cold sweat if I eat too late.
Did you eat?
So, I went into Bob's. I was like, oh, this is
like a family burger. Like, cool, right?
So, I go in and I said, and I
pictured coming here with a bag, a paper
bag full of burgers.
Yeah. And just going, here everybody
have some burgers.
I sat down and I ate
Bob's Big Burger. Yeah.
And it was really disgusting.
And I got a vanilla shake
but I had a paper straw so I couldn't drink it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's...
And then they gave me the burgers in this
horrible, I thought I wanted it to be like an old-fashioned, like
cops, you know. Yeah.
Is it as bad as I...
Mine was? Yeah, they're bad.
Can I eat it later?
Once you leave? Can I eat it once you leave?
The whole thing was a mistake.
He has three over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, he will eat those.
I'm on Ozempic. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that being on Ozempic is like being kosher
or something.
Yeah. It is. I mean,
he did throw up for the first like two weeks he was on it.
It was tough. No, I had to switch from Ozempic to Wegovin.
We're on Wegovin. I'm on Wegovin now. Okay.
You wouldn't do that shit. You would never. Never.
Fuck that. Yeah. I don't know.
I would if it was a good idea, but I don't know.
It's not a good idea. I think it's terrible.
I think you're gonna die from that. You really do?
No, I don't. Of course not.
Being an asshole. No, I don't like...
I get nervous about things like that going, you know,
that change how you feel or that change you neurologically.
Oh, neurologically.
And also, I like the fight I'm in with weight and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
It's something to lean against, you know.
I think you lost weight, no?
Oh. Oh, thank you.
Dude, he was doing... You know, he was setting us up.
That's all he wanted us to say. That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look so slender. Yeah. Me?
Well, I've been working out and eating more.
Oh, that's good. Good. Yeah, yeah.
Eating... When you do, when you separate,
you start working out more and eating less,
you're really hurting yourself.
Mmm.
So, I'm just going like a more exercise. Yeah.
So, let's lay it on. Mmm.
What's the one exercise that you actually enjoy?
Because none of them are that enjoyable.
I kind of like the way it all feels.
You do? Yeah.
Fuck, I don't know.
I can't get through it lately.
I guess maybe it's also the depression exercise
is like I'm doing it because I know I need to do it.
Oh, yeah, no, yeah.
Not because I want to do it.
How old are you?
42.
Yeah, I mean, it just starts changing.
I'm 58, it starts changing.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What happens?
You start feeling different.
I mean, you just sort of like get philosophical about it
and you go like, I like the way it feels when my body heats up
because I'm going on like uphill treadmill or whatever.
I'm a stair master.
Mmm.
And if I don't want to do it, I just don't do it.
I never do it if I don't want to.
Oh, see, I do that all the time.
And I'm starting to eat whatever I want.
Like, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter.
Just eat it.
Because somebody is explaining this to me that if you prohibit,
you're in this constant tension that you then have to binge to release.
But if you just go like, whatever I want, I'm going to eat it when I want it.
What happens is your body goes like, that fucking hurt.
That actually hurt.
That was not a good idea.
And then that memory makes you go, oh, yeah, I don't want that this time.
I want less things than I used to.
You know what I mean?
Do you get hunger pains at night?
No.
You don't.
Wait.
He's still thinking about the old world.
What I'm saying is that late at night, sometimes I'm like, should I get a
sandwich?
No, well, here's the difference.
You're not explaining.
He stays up all night.
So he'll be up at four or five and it's now been seven hours.
It's important to me to go to sleep and stay asleep.
So if I eat too close to bedtime, I wake up at like three in the morning and it's
wet.
Oh, I see.
Because my body's trying to digest.
You think it's a white thing?
Excuse me for saying.
Well, you mean white versus you?
You mean white in a way that you're not?
I think our bodies are different.
That's all.
They are. That's true.
Yeah. Yeah.
But you stay up all night.
Yeah, I do.
But because, you know, I am an Asian thing or I think it's an Asian thing.
Are you Korean?
Whoa.
I don't know anything.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's a good guess.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Because when white people guess, they never get it right.
You could be Chinese.
Yeah.
Could I be?
I almost said you could have Chinese.
Yeah.
But that was a really good guess.
Korean, yeah.
I mean, it's like four.
I mean, what's...
There's a bunch!
There's Thai, Cambodia.
I know, I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That was really good.
You have a gong, so it's fair to talk about this.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
You have a gong and a fortune cat.
You have a fortune cat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His father made this before he died.
That's why we...
This is an homage to his father.
Really?
Yeah, no.
But...
Did he make it as a weapon or...
Yeah.
We think about it every time.
When we...
This is when we remind...
Yeah.
He feels his father...
Stop doing that, dude.
It's fucking weird.
If you wanted a good burger, you should have taxed us.
We would have told you where to go.
Yeah.
That's not where to go.
I really regret it.
Yeah, that sucks.
There's so many good burgers too.
Are you single right now, Louis?
No.
Oh, you're seeing somebody.
Yeah, I'm with somebody very much.
Oh, very good.
Very in love with someone.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, somebody I want to be with.
Wow.
He's looking for love.
No, what I'm saying is...
I was curious.
Does Louis ever date Asians?
Have you ever dated an Asian in your life?
Yes.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Very good, very good.
I dated a Korean woman for a little while, yeah.
And what did you...
What was that experience like?
Because I've been dating a Korean woman for six years now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And...
So you are Korean.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
That's why I said you got it right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought he...
Yeah.
Yeah, very good.
Yeah, yeah.
Because she told me...
The woman I dated told me she...
I asked her, "What's your last name?"
And she was like, "I mean Guess.
You're going to get it in two guesses."
All right.
Because it's like Lee or Park.
It's true.
Like it's only one of the...
There's some Cho's.
Cho's.
There's some Cho's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's envious of a couple Cho's.
That's why.
But what was it like?
So she was...
I really liked her very much.
And she was...
She had an interesting...
She was...
A different...
She talked about being Korean without my asking her.
You know?
It was part of her...
She said that it was...
There wasn't many...
Also, she was Korean of my generation.
There was nobody.
She was like in a desert of Koreans in her...
Raised in New Jersey.
Mm.
And she said that she had like two friends and they are still very close
because they felt very isolated.
Yeah.
There just wasn't many people from their culture.
Same with him.
But she told me interesting things like that when Korean people say hello,
they say, "When have you eaten?"
Or like they say, "Have you eaten?"
Yeah.
That's their "How you doing?"
What is that?
What's it?
Your mom says that when we see her?
Beko-pa?
Beko-pa?
Beko-pa.
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Yeah, yeah.
His mom does say that.
And then pebulo is I'm hungry.
I'm full.
I'm full.
Yeah, yeah.
And I know gochu, which is penis.
Okay.
Pussy.
That's all I know.
That's all I know.
That's all.
I think that's all I know.
Plural for tit.
You can only say them.
Yeah.
Bo-jee's maybe.
Bo-jee-bo-jee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bo-jee-bo-jee.
That's like titty-titty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then here's another thing.
I learned juk-juk.
No.
Yeah, no.
Let me finish.
What?
Go, go, go.
You know what juk-juk is?
Yeah, isn't that jizz?
No, no.
Juk-juk isn't jizz.
Trying to start a Korean car.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Yeah, yeah.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk is slang for sex.
Juk-juk.
So I asked a Korean guy, I go, I've never, like, why juk-juk?
He goes, that's what sex sound like.
Juk-juk.
Juk-juk.
Lots of pussy farts in Korean.
Yeah.
I guess they're queefing a lot over there.
You know what I mean?
But yeah.
They are.
Yeah, I've never heard juk-juk when I'm having sex.
No.
Well, I always hear a Korean guy in the room going, juk-juk.
Yeah.
Sitting in a cock chair.
Yeah.
So you're in love.
That's great.
Yeah, she's great.
She's awesome.
Is there a limerence involved?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, okay.
I mean, both of us are single.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But is there one person more, like, you know what I mean, obsessed with the
other person?
No, I think we feel pretty equal.
Whoa.
And it's nice, you know?
Like, I heard somebody talking once about, like, you know, I don't want to be
the kind
of guy who picks girls up at the airport.
Like, I heard that said is a bad thing, picking them up at the airport.
Right.
And I've picked her up at the airport.
And you like her.
Well, how did that-
That one time I was coming home and she goes, "Hey, I could pick you up at the
airport."
I'm like, "You don't have to."
And she said, "Can I please pick you up at the airport?"
And I was like, "Good.
We're equal.
We're met."
Oh.
It depends on what airport, to be honest.
I mean, that is a big piece of it.
What?
It depends on the airport.
Oh, for sure.
My wife has never, never.
I mean, but I don't, I would, it's such an annoyance.
Like, I don't even want her to.
Yeah.
Because I'm pissed off when I get to the airport.
Right.
She's gonna show up annoyed.
Yeah.
It's like, I'd rather you just be chill at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause I, yeah.
I don't like it when they don't do the full thing.
What do you mean?
What?
Let me finish.
All right.
Let me finish.
He speaks in limericks.
Let me finish.
Okay.
All right.
Kalilah, my ex-girlfriend, she goes, "I'll pick you up from the airport.
Right.
But when I would land, she wouldn't be there."
She's like, "I'm stuck in traffic."
No go.
You're right.
Be at the, when the escalators go down, where the baggage claim is, be there
with a sign.
All right.
And then sometimes it's like, come to the parking lot because I'm not gonna go
in.
You just have to find my car.
No, fuck you.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You come to me.
You come to me.
Yeah.
I think it's fair.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I mean, well, it's not a full endorsement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just being polite.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just, I'm doing my best to travel better now to have a better attitude
because it's
such a nightmare when you get that far.
But that's why whenever she used to do it, when we were younger and broke, she
was like,
you know, you can get a fucking cap.
Yeah.
Like you make money out when you-
Yeah, but you're married.
Yeah.
But I'm saying before we were married, when we were dating, she was like, get a
fucking
cap.
How long have you been married for?
Almost 10.
Fantastic.
It's fantastic.
Yeah.
You have kids?
No kids.
Can't have kids.
No.
No.
Okay.
I don't know.
No, she doesn't.
I just, yeah.
No.
No, she doesn't.
Is it worth it?
What?
Having children.
You have some.
I have two.
Yeah.
That's two.
That's some.
That is some.
I think some is three or more.
Do you really?
A couple is two.
Some is three.
Wow.
Is some three?
I think some, it's like a series is three or more.
It's crazy to teach an Asian math.
That's like the wildest shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some is two.
Some is three.
It's more cultural, social