Name: Japanese Pop vs Korean Pop?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Japanese Pop vs Korean Pop?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-27. Transcript available.

now you're obsessed with japanese culture what is i'm not obsessed but i i like
it
i would say upset i think that's fair i think you're more japanese than dominican
that's what
he listened to on the plane the whole way here i asked him he said j-pop what
is j-pop japanese
pop i know but like who's the famous group that you like not k-pop k-pop is
better now
what do you have a problem with koreans for that's what i believe
you have a problem with koreans yeah yeah because koreans we have the best pop
but i don't listen to it
it's not that i don't listen to it i just like j-pop better yeah but okay why
do you like j so you have
a specific fetish with japanese people haven't you heard like the way that they
speak the language
it's it's like so cool oh i think i think they got blessed they got the looks
the language the only
thing that they didn't got blessed with was with the pp the pp size the pp size
dude but that's not a stereotype no no no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold
on hold on hold on
chris is it a true stereotype yeah well tonight when you go to we spa you're
going to be able to
see yeah do i have to go naked in there no you can wear shorts and mccone knows
how to do it they
have shorts there and you'll be able to compare because there's a there's a lot
of naked asian men
there i mean to in my case i'm not uh i'm not a shower i'm more like a grower
ah yes yeah me too
we're all like that yeah we're all like that i look like the statue of the guy
with the michelangelo
can you google yeah that guy yeah so your penis is like that like that kind of
okay yeah yeah and
you're a grower is it a thick pubes you have thick pubes like that can i can i
say can you say
i mean i haven't done anything for like more than a decade so right yeah so it's
like a cambodian
jungle because i watch the the viral podcast you know chelsea lynn and page gym
chelsea lynn and page
gin yes yeah yes uh page has an only fans i'm not subscribed but she
i'm not i'm not it sounds like i should call page she mentions it a lot yeah
yeah let me see if page
picks up okay so so i'm keeping my bush yeah maybe we can make a collab later
ah i'm keeping it
so just page has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers is that what
you're saying
probably okay are you attracted to page is that why you're i mean she's good
looking yes but i'm
saying are you and she's funny too she's funny and she's good looking and she
she says in the podcast
that she's she's asian she is asian she is all she needs to do is to watch some
anime and play some
videos and we are good so then this is kind of like your dream girl and another
one is
olivia from the h3 podcast and that's your other crush yeah let's see could you
think we can make
this happen oh i know olivia can you yeah she's hot she's way out of my league
nobody's out of your
league no one's out of your league that's yeah they are no no they're not
listen to me they're not
that's the negativity in your head yeah there's no one out of your league no i
mean look at what
i've done i gotta tell you i don't even know what league you're in yeah yeah
yeah you're in a
league of your own you're in a league of your own yeah yeah and isn't that
beautiful the big nose
league if you work at bed bath and beyond you'll be the beyond department yeah
way beyond yeah way
beyond yeah the don domingo yeah we don't even know what they sell in that
section and no one does
yeah yeah floating orbs i don't know what they do lightning in a bottle can we
discuss the age first i
don't want to be what label as a what do you mean they're grown adults aren't
they page is an adult
she's an adult what do you mean she's a grown woman yeah but i'm kind of on the
older side you're 33
32 32 no that's not old that's not old no do you know how old bobby is 54 he's
54 years old i mean
they live longer so they do live longer they do live longer they do live longer
yeah yeah it's like
dog years yeah yeah yeah korean years i mentioned dogs yeah what's the average
what's the average
lifespan of a dominican republic of someone from the dr half of an age 73 years
what's the average
life span of koreans 40 more 83 or they got you by a decade yeah yeah a decade
i need to start doing
exercise you do need to exercise we all do yeah so i'm basically 44 you are in
white years white
years well no that's dr yeah what is the average lifespan of a of a white
person of a white american
78 oh 78 oh we're catching up to korea not too far off all they eat is mcdonald's
and burger king
that's not all we eat we eat what do you eat yeah i mean they created air one
dude yeah i mean
we and hopefully organic food what do you eat what dinner what do you eat plantains
i mean some
sometimes yeah see i believe you don't believe in the afterlife i i don't well
you think this is it
what happens when we die i will let you know once i hit the boat once you hit
the boat that's a term
i've never heard that dominican republic yeah yeah i mean once you hit the boat
that's it yeah yeah
that's it when you hit the boat that's it the boat gonna be that's it okay once
you hit it it's like
the green reaper when he comes to take your your soul the grim you believe the
grim reaper is real
no but you know that's what people say but when it's over nothing where do you
think you go you
think it's totally done i mean i don't know i know we don't know how am i
supposed to know
well no none of us know but what do you think happens no idea right it's a
mystery it's a mystery
yeah and that's what's exciting what would you like to see what what do you
think you'd like to have
happen according to the age range we should probably be asking bobby about that
oh
well he is the elder i'm the elder so what are you asking me like i don't you
think i'm gonna go
first probably if we if we go by age yeah yeah yeah yeah but judging my bet is
on carlos but okay um
yeah i was going to say that judging on like no i don't know yeah i think maybe
george yeah george
yeah george seems so stressed judging on like substances i don't know i'm yeah
in fact george george
feels like he's the father of greg and a goop and christopher this is kind of
that's yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah there it's see look at that's the dad that's the dad that's the dad
of it i'm super
chill come on no but it's the same kind of beyond good cell yeah yeah yeah i'm
super chill come on
yeah george you're old dad come on what are you talking no it's just
genetically okay
you know what i mean christopher yeah so you moved bodies for and then when did
you move to the states
again when you moved up to uh albany i came to the state when i was around 17 i
think okay wow
you finished high school yes college i did like two years and where did you go
again i think we asked you
the college yeah did you do college tech tech i went for computer science but
i wasn't comprehending anything you were bored kind of yeah because you're very
smart
i don't think i am
i think you are are you you know i think you're lying i think you are smart you're
smarter than me
for sure i wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and yeah how do you
build a panel
it's kind of easy they give you like a map so you just follow the map okay did
you do good in school
when you were young and i did good in math math right you are smart math is
very hard only with the
numbers or you're all good with numbers well math does involve numbers yeah so
you know anything about
history i did took one year of history here okay what did we learn high school
year what did we learn
then tell us about the industrial revolution i don't know i don't remember that
okay i think that the
thing that i remember the most was about the the cotton picking tell us about
that tell us about the
podcast i don't remember i i i've never heard of that have you doesn't ring it
doesn't ring a bell for
me yeah yeah slaves picking cotton what what what do you mean what do you mean
history yeah i know but
tell us about slaves and slaves did what pick cotton yeah when am i when when i
don't know the year okay
recently like 10 years 15 years now with ai probably more recent okay yeah
probably yeah yeah
interesting that's the only thing you know about history that's interesting
yeah was that fascinating
that that category is that why you got stuck on it maybe because i i came here
without knowing
how to speak english and oh i went my my senior year you know in like a super
white school high school
did you like that or not like it i i didn't mind imagine he has he doesn't know
to speak the english
i had a bunch of friends you did have a lot okay good do you still keep in
touch with friends from
high school no nobody zero well how would you have a group of friends back home
a tight group of
friends that you hang out with or play video games with uh when you do the one
piece card game maybe
you know i mean i i got a few friends from playing the one piece yeah and and
when you go in there
hey gilbert what's going on i think what's like let's say we're in the we're in
a room oh big c's here
hey big c what's up man what's up man yeah eugene i don't know if you remember
caleb it's caleb caleb and eugene man i just say hey guys want to play some
games too no no no no
today we want to talk about stuff yeah let's talk about stuff right now man
tell me dude how was
bad friends i heard you went to l.a man what was it like you want to know what's
funny what dude one
guy actually asked me like that he heard my voice because he's one of the
viewers yeah what are you
talking about man what do you think he's a beautiful uh a fan what was it like
in la man what did you
did you have fun with bobby and andrew yeah i i had a lot of fun what did you
do what'd you do man
i just talked in the podcast yeah but do you do anything afterwards man well i
mean we are planning
right now i mean we plan to do it but let my my past it's like i love it you do
i think it's so funny
a piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately you think so uh-huh i'm not
trying to oh you think it's
the andy kaufman yeah kaufman he's gonna walk outside smoking cigarettes and be
like man that
shit was no i met him before yeah we met him before yeah yeah yeah i don't like
to tell lies
yeah good well this show is unless unless it's for like comedy purposes that's
what this show is that's
what this show is the whole show we lie all the show yeah but i i don't know
how to invent these
stories or tell me how one piece card game because we don't know what it is i
know one piece is based
on the anime right so it is it like um is is it like regular cards with like
king queen i mean with
yeah what is it what is it it's like you it's like pokemon cards oh oh look at
that so if i have
the monkey zoom in on that one's monkey luffy yeah you have the monkey what
nothing if i have the monkey
d luffy card is that good you can run four copies of each character card okay
so you can have four monkeys okay i have four monkeys okay if i have three
monkeys is that bad
it depends on the range that you want to have your deck okay well we know how
to play the game
there it is i guess we got it we got it 2800 good god is that expensive that's
the first set it's like
the pokemon so it's a deck it's like a bunch of cards right do you have
anything like this
that's like two thousand something yeah do you have a one piece deck like that
that's like a whole set
uh okay but if we got you that would you be happy the 2001 yeah don't get it
why it's a waste of money
okay give me the one that you would want not that i would get it i can buy my
own you guys don't need
to buy it in your face in my face really there's not a you can afford these
card card decks yeah
he's got a job he's got a good job is there something that you've always wanted
it's not good
it's not that good is there something you've always wanted that you can't
afford in the card
game that because bob and i would buy it for you is what he's saying no okay
good wow you don't like
getting gifts i i i don't mind this guy's a wonky contradiction i can't figure
it out i can't figure
it out in one of in each card set box there is a special card that is called
the manga rare yeah and
since the set number three i've been opening one pack i mean one box of each
set to
now they are in set 13 i think it is or 12 and i haven't got a single manga
once
that's what it is oh my luck is super bad oh you know what i'm thinking about
right now
and don't don't get it don't get it we're not going to get it do i hear your
mind okay you are going
to get me one get me the sanji sanji don't that's 100 don't get it don't get it
well it's a hundred
thousand dollars no it's not that one that's a yamato all right it's in the
cart don't don't
don't buy it we're not gonna buy that for you don't buy that carlos get out of
that
if you buy it i'm never coming back to the podcast buy it now wow
you

Japanese Pop vs Korean Pop?

now you're obsessed with japanese culture what is i'm not obsessed but i i like
it
i would say upset i think that's fair i think you're more japanese than dominican
that's what
he listened to on the plane the whole way here i asked him he said j-pop what
is j-pop japanese
pop i know but like who's the famous group that you like not k-pop k-pop is
better now
what do you have a problem with koreans for that's what i believe
you have a problem with koreans yeah yeah because koreans we have the best pop
but i don't listen to it
it's not that i don't listen to it i just like j-pop better yeah but okay why
do you like j so you have
a specific fetish with japanese people haven't you heard like the way that they
speak the language
it's it's like so cool oh i think i think they got blessed they got the looks
the language the only
thing that they didn't got blessed with was with the pp the pp size the pp size
dude but that's not a stereotype no no no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold
on hold on hold on
chris is it a true stereotype yeah well tonight when you go to we spa you're
going to be able to
see yeah do i have to go naked in there no you can wear shorts and mccone knows
how to do it they
have shorts there and you'll be able to compare because there's a there's a lot
of naked asian men
there i mean to in my case i'm not uh i'm not a shower i'm more like a grower
ah yes yeah me too
we're all like that yeah we're all like that i look like the statue of the guy
with the michelangelo
can you google yeah that guy yeah so your penis is like that like that kind of
okay yeah yeah and
you're a grower is it a thick pubes you have thick pubes like that can i can i
say can you say
i mean i haven't done anything for like more than a decade so right yeah so it's
like a cambodian
jungle because i watch the the viral podcast you know chelsea lynn and page gym
chelsea lynn and page
gin yes yeah yes uh page has an only fans i'm not subscribed but she
i'm not i'm not it sounds like i should call page she mentions it a lot yeah
yeah let me see if page
picks up okay so so i'm keeping my bush yeah maybe we can make a collab later
ah i'm keeping it
so just page has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers is that what
you're saying
probably okay are you attracted to page is that why you're i mean she's good
looking yes but i'm
saying are you and she's funny too she's funny and she's good looking and she
she says in the podcast
that she's she's asian she is asian she is all she needs to do is to watch some
anime and play some
videos and we are good so then this is kind of like your dream girl and another
one is
olivia from the h3 podcast and that's your other crush yeah let's see could you
think we can make
this happen oh i know olivia can you yeah she's hot she's way out of my league
nobody's out of your
league no one's out of your league that's yeah they are no no they're not
listen to me they're not
that's the negativity in your head yeah there's no one out of your league no i
mean look at what
i've done i gotta tell you i don't even know what league you're in yeah yeah
yeah you're in a
league of your own you're in a league of your own yeah yeah and isn't that
beautiful the big nose
league if you work at bed bath and beyond you'll be the beyond department yeah
way beyond yeah way
beyond yeah the don domingo yeah we don't even know what they sell in that
section and no one does
yeah yeah floating orbs i don't know what they do lightning in a bottle can we
discuss the age first i
don't want to be what label as a what do you mean they're grown adults aren't
they page is an adult
she's an adult what do you mean she's a grown woman yeah but i'm kind of on the
older side you're 33
32 32 no that's not old that's not old no do you know how old bobby is 54 he's
54 years old i mean
they live longer so they do live longer they do live longer they do live longer
yeah yeah it's like
dog years yeah yeah yeah korean years i mentioned dogs yeah what's the average
what's the average
lifespan of a dominican republic of someone from the dr half of an age 73 years
what's the average
life span of koreans 40 more 83 or they got you by a decade yeah yeah a decade
i need to start doing
exercise you do need to exercise we all do yeah so i'm basically 44 you are in
white years white
years well no that's dr yeah what is the average lifespan of a of a white
person of a white american
78 oh 78 oh we're catching up to korea not too far off all they eat is mcdonald's
and burger king
that's not all we eat we eat what do you eat yeah i mean they created air one
dude yeah i mean
we and hopefully organic food what do you eat what dinner what do you eat plantains
i mean some
sometimes yeah see i believe you don't believe in the afterlife i i don't well
you think this is it
what happens when we die i will let you know once i hit the boat once you hit
the boat that's a term
i've never heard that dominican republic yeah yeah i mean once you hit the boat
that's it yeah yeah
that's it when you hit the boat that's it the boat gonna be that's it okay once
you hit it it's like
the green reaper when he comes to take your your soul the grim you believe the
grim reaper is real
no but you know that's what people say but when it's over nothing where do you
think you go you
think it's totally done i mean i don't know i know we don't know how am i
supposed to know
well no none of us know but what do you think happens no idea right it's a
mystery it's a mystery
yeah and that's what's exciting what would you like to see what what do you
think you'd like to have
happen according to the age range we should probably be asking bobby about that
oh
well he is the elder i'm the elder so what are you asking me like i don't you
think i'm gonna go
first probably if we if we go by age yeah yeah yeah yeah but judging my bet is
on carlos but okay um
yeah i was going to say that judging on like no i don't know yeah i think maybe
george yeah george
yeah george seems so stressed judging on like substances i don't know i'm yeah
in fact george george
feels like he's the father of greg and a goop and christopher this is kind of
that's yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah there it's see look at that's the dad that's the dad that's the dad
of it i'm super
chill come on no but it's the same kind of beyond good cell yeah yeah yeah i'm
super chill come on
yeah george you're old dad come on what are you talking no it's just
genetically okay
you know what i mean christopher yeah so you moved bodies for and then when did
you move to the states
again when you moved up to uh albany i came to the state when i was around 17 i
think okay wow
you finished high school yes college i did like two years and where did you go
again i think we asked you
the college yeah did you do college tech tech i went for computer science but
i wasn't comprehending anything you were bored kind of yeah because you're very
smart
i don't think i am
i think you are are you you know i think you're lying i think you are smart you're
smarter than me
for sure i wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and yeah how do you
build a panel
it's kind of easy they give you like a map so you just follow the map okay did
you do good in school
when you were young and i did good in math math right you are smart math is
very hard only with the
numbers or you're all good with numbers well math does involve numbers yeah so
you know anything about
history i did took one year of history here okay what did we learn high school
year what did we learn
then tell us about the industrial revolution i don't know i don't remember that
okay i think that the
thing that i remember the most was about the the cotton picking tell us about
that tell us about the
podcast i don't remember i i i've never heard of that have you doesn't ring it
doesn't ring a bell for
me yeah yeah slaves picking cotton what what what do you mean what do you mean
history yeah i know but
tell us about slaves and slaves did what pick cotton yeah when am i when when i
don't know the year okay
recently like 10 years 15 years now with ai probably more recent okay yeah
probably yeah yeah
interesting that's the only thing you know about history that's interesting
yeah was that fascinating
that that category is that why you got stuck on it maybe because i i came here
without knowing
how to speak english and oh i went my my senior year you know in like a super
white school high school
did you like that or not like it i i didn't mind imagine he has he doesn't know
to speak the english
i had a bunch of friends you did have a lot okay good do you still keep in
touch with friends from
high school no nobody zero well how would you have a group of friends back home
a tight group of
friends that you hang out with or play video games with uh when you do the one
piece card game maybe
you know i mean i i got a few friends from playing the one piece yeah and and
when you go in there
hey gilbert what's going on i think what's like let's say we're in the we're in
a room oh big c's here
hey big c what's up man what's up man yeah eugene i don't know if you remember
caleb it's caleb caleb and eugene man i just say hey guys want to play some
games too no no no no
today we want to talk about stuff yeah let's talk about stuff right now man
tell me dude how was
bad friends i heard you went to l.a man what was it like you want to know what's
funny what dude one
guy actually asked me like that he heard my voice because he's one of the
viewers yeah what are you
talking about man what do you think he's a beautiful uh a fan what was it like
in la man what did you
did you have fun with bobby and andrew yeah i i had a lot of fun what did you
do what'd you do man
i just talked in the podcast yeah but do you do anything afterwards man well i
mean we are planning
right now i mean we plan to do it but let my my past it's like i love it you do
i think it's so funny
a piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately you think so uh-huh i'm not
trying to oh you think it's
the andy kaufman yeah kaufman he's gonna walk outside smoking cigarettes and be
like man that
shit was no i met him before yeah we met him before yeah yeah yeah i don't like
to tell lies
yeah good well this show is unless unless it's for like comedy purposes that's
what this show is that's
what this show is the whole show we lie all the show yeah but i i don't know
how to invent these
stories or tell me how one piece card game because we don't know what it is i
know one piece is based
on the anime right so it is it like um is is it like regular cards with like
king queen i mean with
yeah what is it what is it it's like you it's like pokemon cards oh oh look at
that so if i have
the monkey zoom in on that one's monkey luffy yeah you have the monkey what
nothing if i have the monkey
d luffy card is that good you can run four copies of each character card okay
so you can have four monkeys okay i have four monkeys okay if i have three
monkeys is that bad
it depends on the range that you want to have your deck okay well we know how
to play the game
there it is i guess we got it we got it 2800 good god is that expensive that's
the first set it's like
the pokemon so it's a deck it's like a bunch of cards right do you have
anything like this
that's like two thousand something yeah do you have a one piece deck like that
that's like a whole set
uh okay but if we got you that would you be happy the 2001 yeah don't get it
why it's a waste of money
okay give me the one that you would want not that i would get it i can buy my
own you guys don't need
to buy it in your face in my face really there's not a you can afford these
card card decks yeah
he's got a job he's got a good job is there something that you've always wanted
it's not good
it's not that good is there something you've always wanted that you can't
afford in the card
game that because bob and i would buy it for you is what he's saying no okay
good wow you don't like
getting gifts i i i d