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dude would you ever want to be famous big c me well if you were famous what
would change then
you think that you would nothing i would be the same the same guy same guy well
i mean this this
podcast is dedicated to you right i mean this is just your episode right so it's
going to get out
there right and some people are gonna probably you're not gonna become famous
but probably like
the viral podcast of or h3 i need to meet page and olivia so we're a stepping
stone you're a stepping
oh we're a stepping stone to get to a better show you want to get to h3 and the
battle podcast
wow you and the what podcast the viral podcast chelsea lynn you think chelsea
lynn and paged in
are bigger than us no but they are like my they are not bigger bigger than yeah
they are they are
you're calling hello beautiful you're on the podcast real fast i i and we can
cut it out and
we can cut it out if you want but bobby and i are sitting here is there any
chance under the sun can
can i say something let her know that i'm not wrong shut the up is there any
chance under the sun that
you're with page right now oh god i left her about 10 minutes ago damn okay so
there's a guy that's here
who we have on the show we flew out to be a replacement for andres for fancy b
and he is and i
mean in love with page like and i mean it's he's obsessed he's shut the fuck up
shut up cut his mic
off so chelsea is there any way can you can you text her if i can call her
because so we can introduce
them at least yeah i just dropped off at the airport oh oh all right well yeah
well well send us it send
me a text and we'll figure something out for another time just with her number
is that's okay she needs to
here i'm doing it right now and good luck i love you so much nice to hear thank
you okay bye
you you need tell her that i'm no it's over
okay what did you want to say though
i just i just wanted to tell her that i'm uh they call their viewers uh rock
focus so i want i want
hey paige are you um at the airport yes i'm at the airport can you talk for a
second or no
oh yeah no problem okay so we've we've we found this guy on the internet i mean
a guy applied to be an
intern you know oh you're live on the bad friends podcast by the way oh cool no
problem okay and he's
uh he's not only a gigantic fan of yours but he kind of has a crush on you
now oh yeah now are you seeing anybody right now paige no oh you're not because
you know he follows
your only fans we didn't know you had one i don't follow oh really even though
i've told you huh
i know i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah you've you've never seen wait christopher
you've never
seen her only fans i i i don't follow it she mentioned it but you've never seen
it i've never
seen it okay what's what's what's on your only fans page uh i do pube updates
let me walk away from
these people real quick okay uh we can do i do some pube updates because i have
foreign pubes yeah
uh love i play i play i spy my little brown eye i hide my butthole that's fun
and it's kind of and it's
kind of like where it's game though yeah yeah it's a kid's game i used to play
it yeah yeah but for
adults so you look for my bunghole yeah what else do you fart on it you i love
your farts yeah got some
farts christopher you like you like page's farts i i'm not sure but i'm okay
with what no no no no no
oh you're nervous no don't be nervous man okay it's just me i'm just there i
got it i'm just
i follow the podcast okay i'm a rock like you guys right i haven't called a
single time and i have a mickey mouse voice i don't know if you are okay with
that
oh yeah no choice huh i'm kind of nerdy too so oh don't be nervous no nerdy nerdy
nerdy
don't be nervous to talk to me do you want to say anything else sir no really
you shut the this is your opportunity man
she's waiting for you to talk to her chris where do you live far away from here
i'm not close
he lives in albany oh i'm in albany well i live in albany new york new york
okay cool
uh it's decent what you want to talk about you know what we're going to do we're
going to teach
him how to talk to ladies and we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks
okay we'll set it up
yeah yeah so have a safe flight page thank you so much for picking up hey thank
you guys for calling
i love you shout out bad friends i love your guys's podcast we love you love
you too bye love you love
santino love you babe bye chris chris chris you dropped the ball drop the ball
you fucking failed he wasn't meant to be no no no you didn't what happened you
you clammed up you shut
down shut down i i don't like you said i don't know how to talk to you yes you
do yes you do you
you don't want to talk to us you have this brooding confidence you on me for 25
minutes straight
and then you can't even close when it comes to friendship i i can do that but
oh we're friends
oh we're friends you dumped on me the whole show we are bad friends we are bad
friends
he's the name oh my god he's got to stick around for a while
i do i i do think you blew that you blew it yeah you shut down yeah it was bad
yeah
what happened i dropped the ball bobby did you ever i i know i know what it is
it's because i don't
have a cover here it has nothing to do with it you're a good looking guy you're
tall i'm decent
yeah i'm not good looking i'm you're tall the middle yeah if i'm 11 tall yeah
it's decent well
like a young f murray abraham you know i got are you wearing a is that shirt a
fucking deciduous is that that it is oh i forgot to show you guys i'm not going
to break it because
he's wearing they told me not to to do it he's wearing one of fancy's favorite
is that fancy shirt
we gave him george has one oh my god but i have a one piece t-shirt it's on my
superman when i rip it
i get superpowers and the pussies dried up all across the land
that's why yeah yeah no but that shirt looks good that is a how do you say it
say it how fancy says
it the shirt the name of the shirt the brand unicolor no it's isn't that isn't
that dizzy you well
that's that's what he calls it right that's the brand this is you well that's
what this is you will
this is this is you will this is you will this is you will this is you will
this is you will he says
this is you will this is you will this is you will this is you will yeah
clothing yeah they only
make sure they they they this this is this is right there
what are you doing uh that's what i said seven times i think
that's what he calls it we call it we call it desidual so the thing with page
is not happening
anymore no that's i can only say when she's not i'm i'm kind of like well she's
gonna watch this
so why don't you pitch into that camera pitch pitch page for a round two yeah
maybe you can earn
something with her in this right page if you are watching this i'm kind of a
nerdy guy
you mentioned that you like nerdy nerdy guys and do i have to say more of that
very good i think
that should close the deal no i think you should say more what do you what can
you offer in a
relationship she was looking what could you offer in a relationship go ahead
honestly i don't think
i can offer too much you have a good job you have a great family you're a good
looking guy that's not
decent looking okay okay okay yeah but she she can still if she's interested
she can this guy has my
phone number in my gmail okay yeah just let me just send send a message yeah
yeah i i i don't i i think
i don't want to put her in harm's way i'm a cool guy i can say that i mean you
should have pitched
that you know you shouldn't say i can't offer anything that's what you said i
can't offer anything
you want to round two it go ahead we're still rolling yeah round three i'm a
rock i'm a cool
guy kind of nerdy uh i'm a i'm a cool guy did i say that
you fuck hard you fuck hard i don't think i could go past you soft fuck soft
you fuck soft i don't
think i can go past 30 seconds is she okay with that ask i know you say they
call their fans rock
fuckers yes oh that's awesome yeah and you said i'm a rock fucker yeah because
i'm a i'm a fan you
may correct the cut off the 30 seconds the 30 seconds cut out that cut that out
you know what
i mean no i think okay i think i can do better in round round two oh so you do
a nut fast and then
the second round you can last a minute but don't blame me don't blame me if he
goes the same way okay
wow i i need i need practice how's this episode been for you i don't think the
hand is
good enough to practice you want other women to warm up to page you need
another girl to warm up to
page no no i'm i'm talking about myself oh yeah well carlos is going to search
for an escort in albany
right now yeah they're not expensive but no it's not pretty i i feel the asian
one right there they're
number one i i don't think like ex-co because i i need i need to have that
connection you're right
right you want to fall in love i i want the you know the connection of knowing
the other person
right that's great but she doesn't know about me though well she's got to get
to know you and you're
a get-to-know guy we can eat we can go eat sushi on a date okay i mean i can
tell her about some
animals yeah i think that's that's that's that's that's yeah you know what i
mean yeah yeah she says
that she's half asian so yeah you drop the ball it's on her yeah i think it's a
dead i think that
yeah yeah can we go what about we can we can't just call celebrities yeah yeah
yeah
he's not celebrities what do you i mean if i call ethan what would you say
because i'm a little nervous
because this not let him do it you might as well i can talk to ethan because he's
he's a guy but
what are you going to ask him because i don't want to call him and then have
you like i i already know
that olivia is not on the show at the moment because of the stuff going on
right now
i'm afraid to call him shake hollow i think you should okay i will just tell
him that i love the podcast
he's my number two
hello ethan's bobby yeah how are you you're on the bad friends podcast right
now i just want to let you
know okay great how's everybody doing we're doing great we have a super fan
here and he wants to talk
to you if that's okay i'm i'm i'm i'm expecting something odd let's hear it no
there's not gonna be
anything odd no he's odd he's odd for sure okay so i'm not hot yeah you're
gonna you're gonna talk to
him for a second he's had some questions to ask you okay okay yeah go ahead i'll
hold it for you ethan
i'm a big fan i'm a big fan of the podcast i've been watching since the
babe nation days big super big fan and i i just want to tell you that i i love
the the show
i don't miss a single episode
get to the point you you can you can talk now no get to the point
well that that's very sweet i really appreciate that who are you i'm just just
a random guy no no
no no just say your name man what the why are you in their studio i i got lucky
tell him your nickname they call me go ahead go ahead i'm listening they call
me the he called me the big
c because my name is christopher
okay very interesting
i'm just calling because you know i i think i like olivia a lot
you said you weren't gonna go ahead you see so so are you okay so you're a fan
and you like olivia
yeah okay you said you think like do you want what do you want me to
that's great i mean you don't like her it's okay it's okay to like her yeah
yeah yeah yeah good for
you yeah lots of people like her i like her too she's super nice can i take her
on a face
it didn't work out the way i thought it got really uncomfortable
i'm like okay listen um i'm like tell and hold on stop hold on yeah first you
wait hold on tell
big c yeah okay yeah that um that i'm gonna do everything in my power
yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't thanks for picking up i wouldn't i i want to see you
soon i love you i
miss you and thank you so much for picking up and watch the h3 podcast it's one
of the best podcasts
in the world okay thank you all right thank you bye ethan i love you andrew you
there yeah buddy
how are you nice to hear from you great to hear from you i know it's uh i'm a
little uh today was
weird yeah today was weird on the show and and big c is here and i i don't know
if this was a good
idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about olivia but he is very excited
so are you like a
stalker big c or no no no i'm not casually interested i'm not i'm actually
interested in
he's a nerd he's a sweet guy sweet guy just to be clear you haven't like googled
her address or
anything right no no no no no i don't know all right well i don't know i mean
it sounds kind of
like serious i know i know i know that's why i got uncomfortable so uh please
what do i need to call
the police no no no no no no no no we'll take care of it on our end uh i
apologize for bothering you
thank you for picking up we love you so much and i love you bye bye bye bye bye
i keep dropping balls
we're not calling i'm not calling anybody up yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not
working out i got
uncomfortable quick yeah yeah yeah don't you think yep yep yeah um but you know
i think i ran out of
options those are the two of the ones that i like so yeah yeah you know i don't
know i don't know either
yeah yeah i don't know i don't know we created a monster yeah yeah but now i'm
i'm out there now so
yeah you're out there thank you both for for the opportunity okay can you look
in the camera and say
thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend was i looking
at the camera
you

Bobby Lee's Phone Call w/ Ethan Klein Goes VERY Wrong...

dude would you ever want to be famous big c me well if you were famous what
would change then
you think that you would nothing i would be the same the same guy same guy well
i mean this this
podcast is dedicated to you right i mean this is just your episode right so it's
going to get out
there right and some people are gonna probably you're not gonna become famous
but probably like
the viral podcast of or h3 i need to meet page and olivia so we're a stepping
stone you're a stepping
oh we're a stepping stone to get to a better show you want to get to h3 and the
battle podcast
wow you and the what podcast the viral podcast chelsea lynn you think chelsea
lynn and paged in
are bigger than us no but they are like my they are not bigger bigger than yeah
they are they are
you're calling hello beautiful you're on the podcast real fast i i and we can
cut it out and
we can cut it out if you want but bobby and i are sitting here is there any
chance under the sun can
can i say something let her know that i'm not wrong shut the up is there any
chance under the sun that
you're with page right now oh god i left her about 10 minutes ago damn okay so
there's a guy that's here
who we have on the show we flew out to be a replacement for andres for fancy b
and he is and i
mean in love with page like and i mean it's he's obsessed he's shut the fuck up
shut up cut his mic
off so chelsea is there any way can you can you text her if i can call her
because so we can introduce
them at least yeah i just dropped off at the airport oh oh all right well yeah
well well send us it send
me a text and we'll figure something out for another time just with her number
is that's okay she needs to
here i'm doing it right now and good luck i love you so much nice to hear thank
you okay bye
you you need tell her that i'm no it's over
okay what did you want to say though
i just i just wanted to tell her that i'm uh they call their viewers uh rock
focus so i want i want
hey paige are you um at the airport yes i'm at the airport can you talk for a
second or no
oh yeah no problem okay so we've we've we found this guy on the internet i mean
a guy applied to be an
intern you know oh you're live on the bad friends podcast by the way oh cool no
problem okay and he's
uh he's not only a gigantic fan of yours but he kind of has a crush on you
now oh yeah now are you seeing anybody right now paige no oh you're not because
you know he follows
your only fans we didn't know you had one i don't follow oh really even though
i've told you huh
i know i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah you've you've never seen wait christopher
you've never
seen her only fans i i i don't follow it she mentioned it but you've never seen
it i've never
seen it okay what's what's what's on your only fans page uh i do pube updates
let me walk away from
these people real quick okay uh we can do i do some pube updates because i have
foreign pubes yeah
uh love i play i play i spy my little brown eye i hide my butthole that's fun
and it's kind of and it's
kind of like where it's game though yeah yeah it's a kid's game i used to play
it yeah yeah but for
adults so you look for my bunghole yeah what else do you fart on it you i love
your farts yeah got some
farts christopher you like you like page's farts i i'm not sure but i'm okay
with what no no no no no
oh you're nervous no don't be nervous man okay it's just me i'm just there i
got it i'm just
i follow the podcast okay i'm a rock like you guys right i haven't called a
single time and i have a mickey mouse voice i don't know if you are okay with
that
oh yeah no choice huh i'm kind of nerdy too so oh don't be nervous no nerdy nerdy
nerdy
don't be nervous to talk to me do you want to say anything else sir no really
you shut the this is your opportunity man
she's waiting for you to talk to her chris where do you live far away from here
i'm not close
he lives in albany oh i'm in albany well i live in albany new york new york
okay cool
uh it's decent what you want to talk about you know what we're going to do we're
going to teach
him how to talk to ladies and we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks
okay we'll set it up
yeah yeah so have a safe flight page thank you so much for picking up hey thank
you guys for calling
i love you shout out bad friends i love your guys's podcast we love you love
you too bye love you love
santino love you babe bye chris chris chris you dropped the ball drop the ball
you fucking failed he wasn't meant to be no no no you didn't what happened you
you clammed up you shut
down shut down i i don't like you said i don't know how to talk to you yes you
do yes you do you
you don't want to talk to us you have this brooding confidence you on me for 25
minutes straight
and then you can't even close when it comes to friendship i i can do that but
oh we're friends
oh we're friends you dumped on me the whole show we are bad friends we are bad
friends
he's the name oh my god he's got to stick around for a while
i do i i do think you blew that you blew it yeah you shut down yeah it was bad
yeah
what happened i dropped the ball bobby did you ever i i know i know what it is
it's because i don't
have a cover here it has nothing to do with it you're a good looking guy you're
tall i'm decent
yeah i'm not good looking i'm you're tall the middle yeah if i'm 11 tall yeah
it's decent well
like a young f murray abraham you know i got are you wearing a is that shirt a
fucking deciduous is that that it is oh i forgot to show you guys i'm not going
to break it because
he's wearing they told me not to to do it he's wearing one of fancy's favorite
is that fancy shirt
we gave him george has one oh my god but i have a one piece t-shirt it's on my
superman when i rip it
i get superpowers and the pussies dried up all across the land
that's why yeah yeah no but that shirt looks good that is a how do you say it
say it how fancy says
it the shirt the name of the shirt the brand unicolor no it's isn't that isn't
that dizzy you well
that's that's what he calls it right that's the brand this is you well that's
what this is you will
this is this is you will this is you will this is you will this is you will
this is you will he says
this is you will this is you will this is you will this is you will yeah
clothing yeah they only
make sure they they they this this is this is right there
what are you doing uh that's what i said seven times i think
that's what he calls it we call it we call it desidual so the thing with page
is not happening
anymore no that's i can only say when she's not i'm i'm kind of like well she's
gonna watch this
so why don't you pitch into that camera pitch pitch page for a round two yeah
maybe you can earn
something with her in this right page if you are watching this i'm kind of a
nerdy guy
you mentioned that you like nerdy nerdy guys and do i have to say more of that
very good i think
that should close the deal no i think you should say more what do you what can
you offer in a
relationship she was looking what could you offer in a relationship go ahead
honestly i don't think
i can offer too much you have a good job you have a great family you're a good
looking guy that's not
decent looking okay okay okay yeah but she she can still if she's interested
she can this guy has my
phone number in my gmail okay yeah just let me just send send a message yeah
yeah i i i don't i i think
i don't want to put her in harm's way i'm a cool guy i can say that i mean you
should have pitched
that you know you shouldn't say i can't offer anything that's what you said i
can't offer anything
you want to round two it go ahead we're still rolling yeah round three i'm a
rock i'm a cool
guy kind of nerdy uh i'm a i'm a cool guy did i say that
you fuck hard you fuck hard i don't think i could go past you soft fuck soft
you fuck soft i don't
think i can go past 30 seconds is she okay with that ask i know you say they
call their fans rock
fuckers yes oh that's awesome yeah and you said i'm a rock fucker yeah because
i'm a i'm a fan you
may correct the cut off the 30 seconds the 30 seconds cut out that cut that out
you know what
i mean no i think okay i think i can do better in round round two oh so you do
a nut fast and then
the second round you can last a minute but don't blame me don't blame me if he
goes the same way okay
wow i i need i need practice how's this episode been for you i don't think the
hand is
good enough to practice you want other women to warm up to page you need
another girl to warm up to
page no no i'm i'm talking about myself oh yeah well carlos is going to search
for an escort in albany
right now yeah they're not expensive but no it's not pretty i i feel the asian
one right there they're
number one i i don't think like ex-co because i i need i need to have that
connection you're right
right you want to fall in love i i want the you know the connection of knowing
the other person
right that's great but she doesn't know about me though well she's got to get
to know you and you're
a get-to-know guy we can eat we can go eat sushi on a date okay i mean i can
tell her about some
animals yeah i think that's that's that's that's that's yeah you know what i
mean yeah yeah she says
that she's half asian so yeah you drop the ball it's on her yeah i think it's a
dead i think that
yeah yeah can we go what about we can we can't just call celebrities yeah yeah
yeah
he's not celebrities what do you i mean if i call ethan what would you say
because i'm a little nervous
because this not let him do it you might as well i can talk to ethan because he's
he's a guy but
what are you going to ask him because i don't want to call him and then have
you like i i already know
that olivia is not on the show at the moment because of the stuff going on
right now
i'm afraid to call him shake hollow i think you should okay i will just tell
him that i love the podcast
he's my number two
hello ethan's bobby yeah how are you you're on the bad friends podcast right
now i just want to let you
know okay great how's everybody doing we're doing great we have a super fan
here and he wants to talk
to you if that's okay i'm i'm i'm i'm expecting something odd let's hear it no
there's not gonna be
anything odd no he's odd he's odd for sure okay so i'm not hot yeah you're
gonna you're gonna talk to
him for a second he's had some questions to ask you okay okay yeah go ahead i'll
hold it for you ethan
i'm a big fan i'm a big fan of the podcast i've been watching since the
babe nation days big super big fan and i i just want to tell you that i i love
the the show
i don't miss a single episode
get to the point you you can you can talk now no get to the point
well that that's very sweet i really appreciate that who are you i'm just just
a random guy no no
no no just say your name man what the why are you in their studio i i got lucky
tell him your nickname they call me go ahead go ahead i'm listening they call
me the he called me the big
c because my name is christopher
okay very interesting
i'm just calling because you know i i think i like olivia a lot
you said you weren't gonna go ahead you see so so are you okay so you're a fan
and you like olivia
yeah okay you said you think like do you want what do you want me to
that's great i mean you don't like her it's okay it's okay to like her yeah
yeah yeah yeah good for
you yeah lots of people like her i like her too she's super nice can i take her
on a face
it didn't work out the way i thought it got really uncomfortable
i'm like okay listen um i'm like tell and hold on stop hold on yeah first you
wait hold on tell
big c yeah okay yeah that um that i'm gonna do everything in my power
yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't thanks for picking up i wouldn't i i want to see you
soon i love you i
miss you and thank you so much for picking up and watch the h3 podcast it's one
of the best podcasts
in the world okay thank you all right thank you bye ethan i love you andrew you
there yeah buddy
how are you nice to hear