Name: Bobby Lee's Flirting Goes Horribly Wrong
Uploaded: 2025-12-05T20:00:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Flirting Goes Horribly Wrong' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Flirting Goes Horribly Wrong' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-05. Transcript available.

on the flight to san francisco there was a attendant a flight attendant she was
beautiful
so i wrote her a letter oh yeah restraining order now
no more delta flight the guy next to me fancy is back yeah i was sitting next
to the a businessman
i go excuse me sir do you have a pen he's like yes young man i have a pen
gives me the pen so i take the um you know the throw up back barf bag the barf
bag love note right
and i wrote this like you're so pretty and you know here's my number this and
that my instagram
everything right yeah nothing what did you check your requests and all that
stuff i checked it i've
been checking it for days but did you get her name was her name on her name tag
no no that would have
been a i i looked at the you know when you do dms you're not a single guy but i
know
i i you know i go through it you know i mean you siphon through i siphon
through all the the profile
pitch pictures yeah nothing yeah and you know and you take a risk like that but
it was she was so
pretty andrew that i had to take a risk that's really she must have been this
much she must have
been a smoke show she was a smoke show what airline are we talking alaska oh no
was she alaskan no she
was just a white girl she was so attractive and i thought you know i mean you
know she smiled at
me and this and that so you know listen up alaska airlines wait wait wait you
didn't talk to her
you just wrote her a letter that's like high school stuff like wow and i put
check mark like
check boxes like do you like me yes or no that doesn't work self-sabotage yeah
and that thing with the
the hand that was like i gave her one of those yeah yeah yeah she uh well alaska
airlines this is
easily huntable anybody out there that works for alaska there's a flight out of
burbank that goes to
sfo she didn't find me attractive sure she did you're very attractive no there's
lots of rich famous
guys in first class and bobby's just one of them so she has a pick oh that
could be she's getting a
lot of barf bag love notes exactly she got a stack of barf bag yeah i mean you
you i mean right would
you take a risk like that or no no because i feel like you'd be called like
lame or something in a
group text after oh so what you're departing the plane there's no time to talk
they're at work it's
not time to talk to girls so you can you can never see her again no you got you
think people don't
you think that never happens i don't want to be a part of that that's you're
not interested no i don't
want like to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like look at this
guy asking this girl
out i'm afraid you don't want to end up on a tick tock yeah that's scary okay
so i'm a flight attendant
exactly get ready with me when i talk about a creep my grape and then they do a
breakdown of it
yeah i know that i've seen i've watched i've literally there's flight attendants
who do tick tocks
and i i see them sometimes and they talk about tick tock my fucking barf now oh
yeah oh my god that'd be
so embarrassing but you didn't say anything you all you said was i i find you a
trick well what did you
say i drew a a a a very detailed you know i mean swastika no of my penis no no
so here because 15
years ago i was i don't know what airport i was in but i was sitting there and
this lovely lady sat next
to me and i think this is before i met kalilah and we had a conversation and
she was very pretty yeah and
very nice and i never got her information i always felt i think about that and
then sometimes you know
you'll run through the airport you'll just see some of you guys you'll lock
eyes with a girl a little
smile and you're like oh that's a missed opportunity and so from now on i don't
want to miss those
opportunities if i if i feel like that's cool take them shoot that andreas what
shoot that shot what you're
smiling i don't like it well i'm just saying without your glasses that you don't
have right like you don't
see that well like two feet apart so i don't know if those smiles that you see
are directed at you you
know you do have tremendously dogshed vision you think everyone's smiling
everywhere bobby dude that
made me so angry it's so it makes me so angry i don't know what it is i mean
welcome back but i don't
know dude you know why don't that was a good one why don't you look up miss
connections because i
guarantee you there's there's a miss connections website you know this is that
craigslist that does
it yeah starbucks in santa monica let's zoom in i am the asian female that was
hesitant but talked
briefly over coffee about a month ago if around and still interested left to
have coffee again this is
like wildly sad it's it's beautiful but sad as this is what i'm talking about
this is why you have to
seize the moment you know i mean and maybe i am blind and i can't see the
smiles okay but it doesn't
matter because maybe one of them are a smile you know looking for sarah from
pasadena i think
oh we should respond to some of these yeah we should just be sarah well you
look you got to shoot your
shot yeah you're single and free you got to keep shooting your shot until you
find love and it's out
there yeah could it be on alaska airlines maybe this guy needs to apologize
asking the italian girl of
my dreams for an opportunity to apologize in lancaster my only sin was to love
you too much
i miss how it used to be you never you're never alone i'll always be there if
you need me i still
love you oh my god these are so heartbreaking well it's even sadder it's that
it's on craigslist i
don't even do people use craigslist heavily now i don't think anybody uses that
anymore facebook
marketplace took it over that's exactly what there's a lot of love loss and misconnections
in this
world right now well how do we how do we mend that how do we mend it i don't
know i'll tell you
where there's a lot of love san francisco holy man those gays go bananas they
have they have the
most fun i got hit on a bunch i got hit out not one time while i was there by a
gay and i was out
you got no guys i get no gay love no i'm i sit up at the bar to have dinner and
i'm oh yeah i didn't
go to any bars no a dinner i had dinner at the restaurant but i mean the hotel
bar there's another
thing that happened i have a couple things that happened but another thing
happened was i i get
a text from some random number saying hey can you speak at my meeting that's
cool right so i go
i didn't ignored it and then you know i mean he was kind of you know persistent
so i said okay i'll do
it you know and so i show up and so there's this one guy in in the program he's
a the biggest rock star
right and he's a guy that i've met for the last 20 years he has no idea who i
am it's almost you
know how you meet somebody and it you they act as if they've never met you
before you've met a bunch
yeah i mean i've always i've been introduced to him but it's just i mean he's
an older rock legend
okay and so now i'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his
wife in the second row
he's never seen me talk really and i have a 30 minutes i'm the main speaker
right and so i'm like
all right i'm gonna you know you're doing some time well but you know i was
like i i got i gotta hit
this yeah yeah what's your what's your opener my opener it's gonna so cheesy i
i can't i i don't
want to do it please because here's the thing is is that i have to um for the
fans oh i will so what
you're doing is it's not just you can't go up there because there's this other
comic that spoke once
and he did his act literally you know what i mean he did his stand up and he
lost the room half the
people walked out and people you know a lot of people know i'm a comedian so it's
like you can't
go in like and try to be funny right so you start with real so yeah so i said i
said i just first
thing is i say you know i have to say that aa is the greatest thing that's ever
happened to me true you
know and um when i was 17 years old i um luckily got you know a spiritual licking
or psychic change
you know and um and then move on from there you know me about helping others
and this and that
right and but then i go into i know my my my you know pitch is it i can get
funny you can talk about
my parents and stuff right right so i do start doing acts you know what i mean
you know what i mean
and i'm doing it and i'm doing pretty good yeah it's like 350 people there 300
people that's a big
it's a big a meeting i look over and the guy's oh he's dead yeah he looked like
he was dead yeah yeah
and i'm like oh he didn't hear a word you said yeah but anyway um yeah he but
you know i um
my fantasy would be you know i mean you know come over to my house you know
what i mean come over
yeah to the house yeah and then he you know and then it's like you know here's
an original
signs you know whatever i don't know thank you thank you you know you'll get i
think you keep
you know i want to have that moment of like you like you and taylor swift
you know like he says something funny and i'm like very funny i want that phone
everybody wants that photo right of just you and obama or somebody
Yeah, yeah, yeah.