Name: Andrew Santino's HILARIOUS Alternate Ending to 'Predator: Badlands'
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino's HILARIOUS Alternate Ending to 'Predator: Badlands'' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-11. Transcript available.

I just saw Predator Badlands.
Dude, that movie, dude, last night, what a movie.
So good.
So good.
But the movie is, because you never watch the movies I recommend.
You never saw weapons.
I couldn't.
Why?
I wasn't allowed.
Yeah, yeah.
It's rated R.
Yeah, but...
I am not allowed to...
What Predator movies have you seen?
The original.
That's the only one?
That's the best one.
Did you see Prey?
No.
Prey?
Awesome.
Incredible.
Same director.
I've only seen the original.
You gotta watch Prey.
You gotta watch this.
It's incredible.
You saw it?
Yeah.
Incredible, right?
So funny.
What do you think it's about?
Tell me.
Predator Badlands?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, give me a photo.
Give me an image and I can tell you a story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very easy.
You're very good at this, by the way.
This is probably one of my best qualities.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's go to...
Yeah, that one.
That photo.
Oh, it's about immigration.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is all about immigration.
Yeah, but it's the reverse.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, because in this time, America's going real bad.
Yeah, it's dark.
And Mexico's thriving, right?
So, yeah, Mexico's in this movie.
Which one is the Mexican?
Fancy.
Fancy.
Watch it.
Fancy.
Watch it, pal.
Yeah.
And right there, you know where they are?
El Paso right there.
That's El Paso.
Yeah, and they're trying to get into Juarez.
Right?
Right.
So, to make it easier, he slices her in half.
No, it just rips her body off.
Yeah, yeah.
In half.
Well, because that's probably easier to get her across.
Yeah.
And her name is Karen, for some reason.
Yeah, why?
I don't know why.
But her name is Karen, and she's like, you know what?
Hey, Raul, or, you know.
That's Raul?
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever your name is, this is one of her lines.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, dude, I'm not, like, climbing any fences, okay?
I'm not gonna go in any body of water.
Find a way.
Is that Elle Manning?
Yeah, she's great at it.
This girl is so fucking good.
She's so good.
She's good in everything now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's almost like her career has flourished the most
the last, like, five years, right?
Complete unknown.
She was killed in that.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
And who's the actor playing the Predator?
Is that Jacob Elordi again?
No, I've never seen him before, but he's very good at it.
So this is the problem.
Look at that.
Zoom in.
Look at how handsome this guy is, and they put him in that mask.
Right.
So you don't even get to see how handsome he is.
Yeah.
So pick an ugly guy for that.
This is my problem with Hollywood.
Just let Ano go do that.
You can't give that to us.
It's in a mask.
Well, you have to have the body.
What do you know you don't?
What do you mean?
It's just a fucking suit.
No, he's not wearing a...
I mean, he's wearing, like, probably latex stuff onto the arms.
You're telling me that's...
Let me see the full body.
You can see the armor behind him.
Can I give you the premise or no?
It's not about immigration, I guess.
Is that what I was wrong?
Yeah, I think you're a little wrong.
I think the premise of this is Predator.
Okay.
Be real.
I got it.
I got it.
Be real.
I got it.
I got it.
So Predator is, there's a new regime taking over, and he is against it.
He's like the renegade.
And she is...
He falls in love with her, and he's trying to protect her because they're going
to kill her.
Because she's white.
They're killing off all the Karens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The killing of the Karens.
And he loves her, and he says, the only way for this to work is if I cut you in
half, I'll
reassemble you later.
Yeah.
Because they need to think you're dead.
And now they're on the run.
He's reassembled her, and they're on the run from the regime.
Pretty close.
Am I close?
Nope.
All right.
What is it?
What is it?
Well, should I be real about it?
I don't want to give any spoilers away.
Well, you don't have to spoil it when you give the premise of the movie.
I'll give you the premise of the movie.
What is it?
So he's, you know, here's what I like about the movie, right?
You never get insight in terms of the culture of whoever the Predators are,
right?
Do you see the movie?
I haven't seen it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're talking like the original Predator.
Right.
It's just some alien who can camouflage, you know what I mean?
Cool weapons, and they're difficult to kill.
I mean, that's pretty much all the Predator movies.
And now in this, you see, you know, the family dynamics.
Ah, of the Predator family.
Of the Predator family, and it's very North Korean, I believe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is he the young, is that young Predator?
Like, is he the baby of the family?
He's the baby of the family, and because he's smaller than all his brothers,
right?
Yes, he's dating a white girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, man, look, Predator can't get himself a nice little girl.
No, no, he's gay.
You know, all gay minorities have, like, this white girl that's, like, sticking
up for them.
Oh, right.
Yeah, like, yeah.
The Yautja.
It's called the Yautja.
Yeah, and so, basically, he's the runt, and the father is, like, he needs to
die because
he's a shame on the family.
Ah.
Right.
So, he, the little Yautja goes, well, can I go to this planet to kill that,
this monster
that no one can kill?
Because they like to hunt.
Right.
And the father's like, you can't kill that.
I'm afraid of it.
Oh, wow.
And he goes to this, he goes to this planet, Badlands, I don't know what the
planet's
called, and that's where the movie begins.
That's the beginning of the film.
And she's, she works for a corporation.
She works for, like, Black Rock?
Yes, sort of like Black Rock, but she's, you know, an android, and she was
split in half
from that creature.
So, she's a humanoid.
She's half human, half.
No, she's fully android.
Oh, she's no human at all.
There's no humans in the movie.
Should be.
Anyway, really good movie.
So, it's worth it, though.
Yeah, can you do this?
Because I just, before I can get, I want to get this off my chest real quick.
Can you stop telling me to send me, send you my dead, dead photos?
What are you talking about?
I was in Mexico with some friends.
Yeah, so, one in the morning, this guy calls me.
He goes, yo, he goes, send me photos of your dead, dead, dead, send me photos
of your
dead, dead, dead, dead.
I go, what, why?
He's like, my friends want to see it.
I was telling the story.
I was telling the story of how this podcast was kind of birthed, and at the
beginning,
what had happened with your dad, and how Daddy, Why You Die became a thing.
Yeah.
And then, one of the guys was like, that's crazy, though, the picture thing.
And he was like, that's not real, though.
I was like, that's very real.
Yeah.
And he was like, no.
I go, okay.
And I called you.
I was like, will you send me a picture of your dead dad?
Yeah, and then you showed it to him.
What happened?
By the way, this guy's a big star.
Yeah.
I sent it to everybody.
Really?
I airdropped it to all of them.
They all have it now.
They're going to blow one up and put it in their house.
So, when you showed it to them, what happened?
I was the king of the party for a couple minutes.
Yeah.
Nice.
Did they laugh?
Everyone was shocked.
It wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be.
Obviously.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not funny.
Well, the second photo of your dad is weirder because one of them is like a
selfie with your
dad and the other one, your mom's crying, but you're straightforward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not in that photo.
The second one you're in.
Yeah, but that was like a camera setup that the timer thing.
So funny.
And I had to run around, which is always, you know.
I imagine you set the timer and your dad's body moves a little bit and you're
like, hold
on, set it again.
Yeah, yeah.
But the first one I sent you is the most tragic one because right when my dad
dies, I catch
my mom crying and my brother's just like, he makes a face that he's like.
Yeah, he's in shock.
Yeah, he's in shock.
That's Steve shock.
That's Steve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's a brutal photo.
But I like that you sent it and I appreciate you.
I needed to show everyone.
Well, you ruined whatever party you were at, I think.
Pretty hard.
Yeah.
It was pretty bad.
Nobody liked it.
No, they loved it.
No, they loved it.
They thought it was funny.
Yeah.
Well, when I sent it to the Hudson's, they didn't like it.
Remember?
That's weird.
They didn't like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was in Mexico.
You got to show something fun in Mexico.
We were scared in Mexico.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Walking the streets of Mexico.
Yeah.
Late at night, getting some tacos.
I love Mexico.
Is it good tacos?
So good.
Tell me about the tacos.
Oh, and we had birra.
What is that?
And they were shaving it off in front of you.
I was like, oh, God, dude, it was so good.
Oh, I love when they do that.
When they shave it.
And the cheese is on top, so they cut a little slice of cheese, throw it in
there.
Yeah.
The guy was a fucking magician, and then the little woman next to him was hand-making
tortillas.
Oh, dude.
It's so good.
I love Mexico.
Oh, my mouth is watering.
It's so delicious.
Yeah.
Right off-
What town?
What town are you in?
Spit.
Right off the spit.
That's the town?
Spit, Mexico?
No, I'm sorry.
Where is it?
It's called Noice.
Nice?
Noice.
Oh, Noice.
Noice.
Noice, Mexico.
Noice.
Yeah.
Noice.
It was called Noice, Mexico.
Noice.
No, we were in Cabo.
You're in Cabo.
Cabo was fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Cabo's so fucking rad.
And it's actually, I haven't been in like a decade.
Yeah.
Loved.
Really?
Oh, dude, I love Cabo.
Yeah.
Although the ocean-
I've been to Tulum.
Tulum's great.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm always afraid in foreign countries.
Why?
Because they're going to steal my organs.
I don't know why I have that fear, but I'm going to wake up.
You look like them.
They don't want you.
I was going to say something like that.
No, because you-
No, no, that's not the right-
No, I'm going to argue against that.
Oh, like your liver's American?
No, no, no, I don't think that.
No, that's-
No, no, no, no.
I don't know if they want your organs, man.
Like in Mexico, they would be like,
hey, this guy, you know,
he has the same kind of body we do.
Maybe his liver will fit in Uncle Pedro's body.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
With yours, it's like,
no, this one is going to be too big for Uncle Pedro.
Too big.
Yeah.
It's like five times more too big,
he's not going to be able to get in there.
He has a lump on the side like,
eh, Santino's pancreas.
Yeah.
They don't want-
Look like I have a tumor.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're not going to-
$50, like, you know, $2,000.
A couple grand.
Yeah, yeah.
No, what?
Yeah.
My liver is $50?
No, wait, his liver's worth way more than mine.
Yes.
I have a bunch of alcohol running through mine.
They don't know that about looking.
Well, he's got a GLP-1 in his, though.
Yeah.
You've got-
They'll lose weight.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Take your organs to lose weight.
Yeah, there's benefits for my organs.
On the black market,
a human liver can be worth
anywhere from $50,000 to $550,000.
That's what I'm saying.
Vote down below, fans.
What's our liver worth?
Yeah.
Yeah.