Name: Bobby Lee was NOT expecting this joke... 💀
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee was NOT expecting this joke... 💀' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-12. Transcript available.

That is really interesting when you start dating a girl.
What do you show her first to see if she's on your wavelength of either music
or film?
I don't think girls like that.
Music and film?
What the f***?
It gives them the ick when guys are like,
you have to watch these three things or I don't like you.
Well, no, I don't like you.
You don't say it.
I know, but they know you're doing it.
No, but it's...
No, they don't.
They know.
No.
It's a test.
I'm on gay Instagram.
I know this.
No, no, no.
Here's the thing.
Can I say it?
All right.
It's your show.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm a producer.
All right.
Damn, dude, he's Tootie Rudy today.
Dude, you're Tootie Rudy before foodie.
You've got Rudy Tootie Fruity.
Yeah, I don't like it, dude.
You're a little meanie weenie.
What's going on with you today?
I'm not meanie.
What happened this morning?
What did you do this morning?
I had a bad night.
A girl texted me last night, like,
I'm never talking to you again and all this stuff.
And I was like, what could have happened?
Did you sleep with her?
Yeah.
That's probably what happened.
No, she texted me, y or n, and I wrote n.
And then she got really mad and two days later.
Why n?
Why n?
Because I was watching F1.
And then after that, I watched Top Gun.
And I didn't want to be into it.
It was a great race.
Yeah.
No, no, no, the movie with Brad Pitt.
Oh, I thought you were talking about F1 that just happened.
No, no, no.
I was watching movies and I didn't want to deal with it.
And then a couple of days later.
Wait a minute, you could.
Okay.
Well, yeah, dude, I think the response.
I've done that.
The response is not n.
The response is, I would love to.
I can't now.
No, I lied and said I was out of town and everything.
It was a whole thing.
You did like my grandma died again?
I said I was in Nashville partying.
I made like a really.
Can we go back to you?
Again, it's your show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can tell he was flustered, though.
I did.
You want to know the truth?
I got extorted twice in the past five weeks.
What do you mean?
Extorted.
By whom?
Once a gangster and another a girl.
Tell me the gangster extortion.
I got a call from a gangster and he was like, give me all this money or I'm
going to leak
all this stuff about you online.
And then he texted me on WhatsApp saying they were going to come to my house.
I had to call the police.
It was a whole thing.
I think McCone knows.
Yeah, he called me.
Yeah, I called him.
So I was like, I'd take like Xanax.
I was like freaking out.
It was crazy.
Oh, that's terrible.
Talk about burying the fucking lead.
Where the fuck is this?
The whole show.
It's so real.
It was too real.
He didn't want to talk about it.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
So how does somebody get your phone number?
And what do they have to leak about you?
Like, do you have nudes?
I think they thought I was married still.
No, I don't have nudes on the internet or anything.
They're even on my phone for this reason.
And they threatened to leak your information.
The word gangster is a little suspect.
Yeah.
It's just some troll.
You would know.
It was like a Mexican.
Was it Yakuza?
No.
It was like a Mexican dude.
If you don't, give me your money.
If a Mexican dude threatens to like harm you, that's a gangster.
Oh, so it was a Mexican dude.
Yeah.
You heard his voice.
Yeah.
He like read me my address.
Oh, give me the voice.
I'm not.
I can't do the voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm Mexican.
You can't.
Wow.
All right.
So it was a guy that you actually heard his voice.
Yes.
And he wouldn't let me hang up.
It was all the tells of someone trying to extort you.
So you got through it.
You got extorted by a gangster and then extorted by someone else.
I mean, you're so extortable.
A girl I went out with three years ago texted me a couple weeks ago with like
an Apple pay request
for like a couple grand.
And she was like, give me this or I'm going to lead gossip about you online.
And I don't know what that really means.
Like one time on Tiger Belly, I said, black people are oily.
I remember that.
Yeah.
You remember that?
I don't even know what that means.
I just said it.
Right.
Yeah.
And so then this black lady on my direct message is like, if you don't give me
this amount
of money, I'm going to put this out into the world.
I go, I just said it on my pod.
You know what I mean?
It's already out.
It's already out.
Like they're trying to use what I said already that I said out loud against me.
I'm like, it's already on the internet.
Do you get Venmo requests?
Oh, I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't?
You put your name on there.
I don't put my name on there.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
On Venmo, you're like asking for them to ask for money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I read their stories though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're long.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My Uncle Louie lost his toe.
You know what I mean?
And he's now living at my house.
My kids haven't eaten in two days.
I mean, it goes on and on.
And I'll just have like a moment.
Have you ever given money to a stranger like that?
I'll have a moment and I'm like, oh, anyway.
And I'll just talk for a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they are very sad and my heart goes out to them.
Well, I don't read the requests.
That's insane.
Okay.
You start, you're going to, because at some point you might get,
maybe you will get suckered into doing it.
Yeah.
And who knows how honest that is.
Yeah.
See, to me, I remember as a kid, you know, when someone's like,
don't give that homeless guy money.
He's fucking going to use it for drugs or whatever.
And then the old joke is like, I'm going to use it for drugs or whatever.
You know?
Yeah.
But I always give them money because they're out there asking.
If you have the balls to ask, I give you some money.
Yeah.
But the internet, who knows if they're fucking with you.
On the street, it's like, yeah, dude, here, have some fucking money.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I've had ex-girlfriends ask.
For money?
Yeah.
What's the most amount of money?
Yeah, that is, well, no, it's not, it's not that they ask for money.
They're just saying, can I have money?
But if they say, give me money or else.
Like girls I had seen like for four months or whatever.
And it's like, and they just, they're just out, you know, it's tough out there.
And that, I can't say no, no.
What's the most amount of money you've given someone?
Oh, they're not much.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like an electrical bill.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's actually a clever, I'll pay your bill.
Yeah, I'll pay your bill.
Instead of giving you cash.
No, I get, I, Venmo, whatever the electrical bill is, I don't give them.
They're not using that for the electrical bill.
Whatever the, whatever the thing is.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the way, electrical bill is such a random.
Do you pay my trash water and power?
Yeah.
Remember, I gave you head one time.
Yeah.
You owe me trash water power.
So you've never loaned a stranger money?
I don't loan friends money either.
You don't?
No, what I will do is give you money.
It's not a loan.
I refuse.
And I learned this years ago from an, from an older gentleman who said,
don't ever loan people money.
You either give it to them or you don't.
Right.
It doesn't, it will not come back.
It should not come back.
It does not exist.
Yeah.
So do not loan.
It'll ruin a friendship.
It will.
Yeah.
I would give a friend money before I'd ever be like, I want it back.
Yeah.
You get one though.
No, you get one.
Yeah, you get one.
Better be good.
Yeah, it better be a good one.
Yeah, yeah.
Or I get people work.
That's, if somebody says to me, I need money, I'll get them a job.
I'll find them a job to get them money.
Yeah.
Because then it's easier to go, how about I cook you up with something that'll
give you money?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I just did.
I did a gig I didn't want to fucking do just so someone else would get paid.
I had this girl.
It's too dark though.
I can't.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Please.
There was this girl that I met 25 years ago and she's, she's very hot, but she's
like,
I need money to, I need money.
I don't have any money.
I go, you can clean my apartment.
So she would once a week, twice a week, come over to clean my apartment.
Oh no.
What?
And you hooked up with her?
Yeah.
This is a Seinfeld episode.
Yeah.
Then I, you know what I mean?
One day I was taking a nap while she was cleaning and then I wake up and she's
literally in my bed.
And I'm like, oh my God, this is amazing.
And then we started seeing each other and then months later she disappears.
Stopped cleaning, huh?
What?
Stopped cleaning.
What do you mean?
When she started sucking, she stopped cleaning.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, uh, place was a mess.
And then I would get calls from her mom, like, have you seen this person?
Are you being serious?
I'm being serious.
So she went missing?
She went missing.
She cleaned herself out of existence.
You weren't a suspect?
What?
You weren't a suspect.
No.
Key, key, key suspect.
No.
Yeah, I mean.
And then months after that, um, I get a call and they found her in a, an
abandoned house.
I'm not kidding you.
In a bathtub, completely naked with heroin holes all over her arm.
And she had OD'd.
How dirty was your house?
She'd rather do heroin than clean your fucking house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She'd rather do it.
Damn.
You know, Pauly's, like, pretending to be mad at us.
I know, it's stupid.
You know this whole bit?
It's bullshit.
You should pretend like you're fucking mad at the guy.
No, I'm not mad at him.
You don't want to start a false war with a false person.
That's an old proverb my dad, my grandfather used to tell me.
Never start war with a fake person.
Fake person.
Yeah, yeah.
Never start a fake war with a fake person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That should be on everyone's wall.
That's right next to live, laugh, love.
So everyone listening, Pauly's trying to start a fake war with us.
There's no tension.
Okay.
When we see, no, this is the game we play.
No, it's fine.
I thought you wanted to play.
No, we're not playing the game.
All right, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
You never play with it.
Now this will start a real war with Pauly.
He'll be mad that you did this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here's the deal, okay?
I don't know what he's trying to do, but he's trying to start something.
We're not even aware of it.
We don't, whenever we see him, it's all hugs and kisses.
He's taking a note from the book of, uh, Howie Mandel.
Oh, Howie Mandel, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's how he loves this kind of bullshit.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He loves it.
Yeah, and then Mandel, the last time I saw him, like, four days ago, apologized
profusely
for the, remember the, the, him waking me up incident?
Oh, yeah.
We talked about that, right?
Did we never talk about it on the show?
No.
Oh, I'll tell everyone, this is what happened.
This is my war with Howie Mandel.
This is real.
Well, it's not a war anymore.
Inside, still a little.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So I, I did this movie, you know, and, um, it was like,
all the scenes are with me and Howie.
And a lot, a lot of people are in it, but, um, and so, um.
This is Jim's movie, no?
No.
No.
No, not Karate Ghost.
It's not Karate Ghost, no.
I, I'm so excited for that to come out.
Same.
Steve Howie's in it, Karate Ghost.
Where are you?
Oh, dude, please.
Stop.
Show yourself.
All right.
All right.
Show yourself.
Did you feel that?
All right.
Go ahead.
Anyway, um, and so we're both chefs in this movie.
Anyway, um, so we're working all day.
We're on every fucking scene.
And also it was two days of, you know,
Will you stop with the Karate Ghost, man?
Oh, man.