Name: Shane Gillis DESTROYS Bobby Lee!!!!!
Uploaded: 2025-12-18T19:25:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis DESTROYS Bobby Lee!!!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis DESTROYS Bobby Lee!!!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-18. Transcript available.

are you staying here i better oh yeah she can you want to go to the president's
suite
you can fix that yeah yeah yeah it's my mom a little throat
you're some bad friends my mom's here oh my lord bobby's mom my mom my mom's
here dude
she looks younger than you mom oh my god mom
you do what's going on mom who's the lucky guy
plural guys guys guys i didn't know my mom was gonna be here it's really nice
all right is this
yeah so beautiful should we bang a gong or anything should we bow hold on nice
to meet
you nice to meet you yeah yeah hello yeah yeah my friend mark
hi mike yeah yeah nice to meet you mrs lee yeah yeah yeah miss lee yeah why
because dad died
dad died yeah yeah that's right yeah you were there we were there remember that
was a bad day
you ever thought about uh remarrying getting back on the horse yeah yeah no did
you ever have any
fantasies after dad died with other men or no okay oh why why can we up front
like yeah when we were
growing up when i was growing up right i would tell her everything too old all
right i don't like old
men okay you're like a pts younger yeah but they're not gonna go out with me
well how about 37
that's a tall 20 20. yeah okay okay mom what do you but what how about like
height you want do they
have to be tall do they have to be tall and big poor tall tall gotta be tall
like how tall like
i'm six to six two six james tall six three right yeah remember those nasty
things you said about me yeah
it's all come crashing down now yeah i'm 20 and i'm yeah good good 26 yeah yeah
do you like would
you stay at the hotel are you staying here i better oh yeah she can you want to
go to the president's
suite what are you doing you can fix that throat yeah yeah yeah it's my mom you
know what i mean
a little throat coat yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you want to pick korean oh yeah
yeah oh you do yeah
you see this snl audition yeah say something pull it up how how you say i love
you in korean
i think he says neuter how do i say it how you say i love you in korean i don't
know how racist
i don't want to actually no my mom can take it okay well what do you say uh i
love you in korean is
that sounds like the same that sounds like the same rhythm when you walk into a
sushi joint
you know when i when it's you it's the same thing okay i love you that means i
love you city
are you okay with the white man the round eye or do you prefer no problem with
me no problem what's
that go to metal colors oh really yeah even black oh yeah whoa you better watch
out bobby spanish you
know spanish yeah well did you ever date a black guy yeah did you ever date a
black guy or a spanish man
did you ever date a spanish man no no no no you have no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no it sounds
like a little family secrets about to come out yeah that's dreaming just
dreaming i think you've only
been you've only been with dad right yeah what yeah shane come on kashi
did you get work done on your face did you get any botox or anything are you
kidding you didn't give
me money for that yeah oh okay you gotta pay for it buddy you look great all
right yeah 82 what do you
expect wow wow 82 dude you look amazing yeah yeah i'm gonna live up to 100.
yeah i hope so mom i hope so
no no me no i want you to yeah yeah you won't no no no no no 90. you think i'll
die in 90. 100. you
want to go 100. yeah but how old will he he'll be 90 when he dies no he gonna
be 102. wow
oh 30 more years in our general in our dna so oh we have long livers yeah my
father lived up to 96
years yeah but but not on dad's side of the family
they die early yeah they die you are my line oh yeah you're such a nice mom she's
cool yeah
wonderful yeah yeah she put me through three rehabs three rehabs yeah whoa
remember the rehabs yeah oh my god
those are good the girl days we have too yeah but you know i'm sober now again
yeah for what for what
drinking yeah i don't smoke no i'm saying i'm sober you are yeah i don't know
how long about you almost
four years again what four years almost again how come it's always four years i
relapse every time
every four years it does feel like four years yeah every four years i relapse
yeah it's almost time the
witching hour yeah it's coming yeah do you think i will and i hope not i'd like
to be around there for
that i would see that i would hell yeah oh really please god down yeah tell
them what i'm like it's
really not were you really were you yeah sober when you drove me home from that
comedy club that time
i don't think i was i don't think i was because we drove for like three hours
yeah yeah yeah i don't
think i was a comedy club and i didn't want to say anything yeah i was watching
him just miss
every exit on the gps asian i know i couldn't i couldn't tell and then oh yeah
no you were definitely
not sober because you were like we better hurry hurry up and get home because
these pills are
about to kick oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did you know your mom was
coming no we should
have told you no you know what no you should have told yeah it was a good
surprise got it thank you
i think that so many times yeah yeah yeah what yeah he does it all the time oh
all right he loves it
yeah yeah yeah yeah once it starts they're plotting our demise yeah yeah you
smell it mom
i have a nose like a dog i can smell you know yeah yeah that was that was for
your dad
for the dad that was rapa yeah what's his name rickshaw all right
319. that makes sense because you'd have to have the
mom what have you been doing though what you've been doing with yourself i
assume yeah yeah a lot of
things like tell me i do i i pad all day i have two of this yeah yeah you have
two ipads yeah yeah
yeah because one you bought for me one steven bow for me okay see that's all
you take him all day yeah
yeah yeah she's the ipad cream she loves the ipads like i play you know games
solitaire solitaire
and war game you know yeah war game war game well korean war yeah no english
well i don't talk well
tell us about the korean war you're a kid right oh during the korean war seven
seven whoa what was
the worst thing you saw at the korean which is fun you know there's the people
on the street what
there's the people on the street oh yeah yeah we live by the mountain right
yeah a lot of people you
know on the mountain yeah dead mountain people huh yeah yeah it's like la yeah
yeah yeah and did
you what did you poke their bodies and what'd you do you stole their shoes what'd
you do i mean when
you walk by dead head i should i have to i don't have to poke them oh was it
scary because i was so
young you know yeah yeah seven most like the games you know yeah yeah i don't
have a bad memory about
war okay so how'd you get out i never fight with them yeah yeah yeah yeah so we
invaded to start in the west
and south yeah we know how it went yeah yeah yeah you don't do you like north koreans
i don't have a reason to hate them yeah good answer mom except you know
politics yeah yeah but they're
the same people they are the same people yeah they speak the same they look the
same you love all asians
you love all asians no not the japanese not the japanese i love you know what
do the japanese do to us
they uh they are they are conquered i mean they uh the occupied yeah 40 years
they're mean no 37 years
yeah 37 years yeah you know what dad told me once we couldn't eat because they
took all
our rice today you don't take the right you don't take the rice yeah that's why
we you know take everything
you leave the rice yeah the korean is the tallest one in asia yeah but then at
during that time we
couldn't eat yeah there's like a shrink then after korean war they grow up so
now they are kind of
average yeah yeah you think i'm average i think i'm small you think i'm average
for being korean i
don't think so in my family in your family yeah they'll be family wherever i'm
average yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah i think i am no eddie my cousin oh yeah yeah yeah okay okay yeah
yeah you know
what dad said once you know what dad said once about the japanese long time ago
long time ago they used
to tie us a korean by ankle with a rope right hang us upside down yeah i'm like
okay dad and they took
out the nails yeah right and then he said is that why you guys own those salons
is that how it started
that's a good question that's actually a fair yeah it's a fair question yeah
that's actually maybe true
and he said um they used to dunk us in boiling water whoa yeah so they would
you pop in a layer of
skin you know what i mean and then eventually you would die but i was eight
years old when dad told me
that's cool they had to like you know expert from they put this you know
experience you know what
for korean like the jewish oh oh the tattoo oh the tattoo chemical things all
the chemical things yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think not the people don't they
don't know yeah
it's the military the military yeah yeah yeah that's why we had to drop a bomb
on them twice
yeah he just we dropped the bomb on them twice twice hiroshima and nagasaki
once no twice one would
be enough but yeah yeah yeah they didn't learn they didn't want four again yeah
yeah i think we did drop
they did the first they did the two they started it they started it those
bastards yeah they deserved it
oh they're gonna hate me you know who i cannot go japan anymore if you say one
thing like that yeah
shane any questions about my mom or no no well you're nervous
you know don't tell me any questions yeah you like dennis rodman is that your
name no
yes yes yes yes that's 20 yeah yeah he played with the bulls yeah yeah sure who's
that guy that
knocked up your mom dennis he's selling out arenas all over the country doing
stand-up yeah it's wild
mom he's um the biggest comedian on earth planet earth oh really yeah yeah i'm
sorry i don't know what
what's that's okay yeah yeah yeah he's he's what's his name shane gillis shane
gillis saying yes
exactly saying yes shane shane gillis yeah shane oh my god it's harder than my
name yeah what's your
- What's your name?
- Jung-ja.
- Jung-ja, whoa. - That's what I guessed.