Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Kiss Under the Mistletoe
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Kiss Under the Mistletoe' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-26. Transcript available.

- I do, I wanna move to Scottsdale.
- I do too.
- Are you being serious?
- Yeah, I would move there.
- Let's move the show.
- To Scottsdale?
- I would love it.
I would love it.
I can golf every day.
- Really?
- Every day.
- Yeah, yeah.
I'd be closer to my mom.
- True.
- Yeah.
- We'd be closer to everything.
- Yeah.
You wanna go?
- It would make me so happy.
- I wanna make you happy.
- I wanna make you happy.
No, yes.
- What is this?
- You're having a moment.
- It's mistletoe.
- Dude.
- All right.
- He rigged it.
You rigged it.
- It's bad luck if you don't do it.
- You have to.
- Mistletoe.
- It's mistletoe.
- Can I grab your head?
- No, no, no.
- I think I'll be honest.
- Oh my God!
- I didn't like that one bit.
- What's this Kill Bill thing?
- The whole bloody affair.
- It was a family movie 'cause we all love Kill Bill
and I wanna see one and two.
- And he edited it together?
- I think there's some more footage.
- Extra back footage.
I think that.
- But it's gonna move seamlessly between two movies though.
- That's the whole goal.
- Wow.
- Yeah, I'm excited.
- I'm excited.
- It's gonna be awesome.
- I've never seen anything like that.
- It's funny because when I saw them both,
I've seen them both in the order that obviously
they were released, but I saw them so far apart,
I wanna see what it feels like when I'm back to back.
- Which one do you like, which one do you prefer?
- Two.
- You do?
- I think two is a better movie.
- Wow.
- I mean, I think one is great.
I just think two is just a, I don't know why.
I think maybe nerd wise, I think cinematically two
is more rad.
- Yeah.
- It looks-
- Some of the fight scenes in one is so good though.
- They are good.
- Like the bar, the go-go bar, is it right?
- That's great.
- That's an incredible.
- I just think two is, I don't know why I like it so much.
- The fight scene between Uma and I didn't move with her.
What's her name?
- She who?
- Vivica Fox.
- Vivica Fox.
- Yeah, Vivica Fox.
- So annoying when you think of her name.
She's so famous.
- Yeah.
And that house scene with Vivica Fox, that fight is,
that's in the first one, right?
Incredible.
- Fighting her while she's trying to like temper her child.
- Yeah, that's right.
- And then just sitting and having coffee afterwards.
- They fight first and then they see the bus drop her off.
- Yeah.
- And then they pause.
- They start fighting.
And then they stop and then they have coffee together,
which is fucking awesome.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's a great movie.
I just think two, I don't know, what's your vote?
- Two.
- Two.
- One.
- Both ones, yeah.
- I think one too, yeah.
Have you seen them?
- Maybe watch them.
- I mean, they're both great.
I don't know why, I mean, you know,
they're both awesome.
- I can't wait, yeah.
- Exciting, dude.
- It's pretty exciting.
- By the way, we went to the movie with my family
over Thanksgiving.
This is my favorite thing in the world.
You know, jokingly, my sister was like,
well, let's go see the magician movie you're in.
And I was like, I don't really wanna,
I don't wanna go to the theater with you guys and see that.
I don't want to.
And then my dad from the front of the house,
he goes, I got a movie.
I was like, what, what do you wanna see?
- Yeah.
- And he's like, Nuremberg.
I was like, we're not gonna go see the Nazi trials in Chicago.
It's dark at 3:30, gray all day.
I don't wanna go see the Nazi trials.
He goes, it's fucking history.
I go, I know.
He goes, it's important.
I was like, I know what happened.
- That's incredible.
- And he was like, what do you wanna see?
Then we all decided to go see "Rental Family."
And I'm not kidding.
- Masterpiece.
- I cried five times.
- Oh yeah.
- Masterpiece?
- Five times.
I cried five times.
- One of the best movies I've seen.
- Did you see, I put it up on Instagram.
I said, this is one of the best movies
I think I've seen in fucking years.
- I gotta see it.
- It's so fucking good.
- It looks good.
- And I'm gonna say something that sounds out of pocket.
- Yeah.
Japanese people are the best.
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
- They're not.
- They're not the best.
- They are.
- They occupy China, Korea, they're oppressors.
- Kings.
- What about Filipinos?
- Boo.
- Yeah, right.
Did they go to the Philippines?
What do they do to your people?
- They murdered, they killed everyone.
- Everyone.
- Japan.
- Yeah, you know.
- It's so good.
- Yeah, now you're seeing them in there.
Oh, we're sorry.
- No, they're not sorry.
- Hey, we do bad things, we're sorry.
- Yeah, no, we never forget, right?
And never forget.
- The reason that it's so good.
And I'm gonna, this is, don't take this the wrong way, world.
The movie's so strong.
- I bet it is.
- Story-wise, structure-wise, Brendan's a great actor,
but he doesn't like, he doesn't need to be.
Do you know what I'm saying?
The movie's fantastic.
So it's not like he doesn't need to overact.
He doesn't need to like.
- And does he?
- No, no, I'm saying his emoting is good.
It's just, a lot of times in this kind of film,
it's so emotion-driven.
You like, you see the actors like overact the thing.
He doesn't need to, he kind of stays level.
And your heart, I cried like a fucking bitch multiple times.
- So he does deliver.
- He slant, it's a home run.
- Oscar.
- Unfortunately, no, because it's not getting enough attention.
Don't you agree?
I don't think anyone's-
- I mean, on my TikTok, it's every other commercial.
- I know, but that's, internet-driven is not gonna be
the same as the business.
The business is gonna want something, you know, like-
- Why don't you do the Predator Badlands?
- I don't wanna.
- Yeah, it's everything that I ever say to watch,
you haven't seen.
- That's not true.
I've seen everything that you want me to see.
- Right? No.
- Nothing. - Nothing.
- That's right.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, nothing.
- Stand my ground.
- And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things.
- I trust your taste wholeheartedly.
You have phenomenal taste.
- Then why won't?
- Because I just wanted to see what I wanna see.
I'm a very, like, I wanna see this, right,
this is what I wanna see.
And my dad was mad for an entire week
that we didn't go see.
He cried.
- Nuremberg.
- And walked out being like,
you should've fucking saw Nuremberg.
Like he was-
- But did he like Rental?
- Loved.
- He loved it.
Your whole family, it's a family movie.
- It's so fucking good.
- And honestly, dude, Japanese.
Goddamn, they're rad.
- Would you see the Japanese currently
do better films than Koreans?
- Koreans right now are leading the film industry.
- Thank you.
- 100%.
- That's all I wanna hear.
- But that's just a fact.
- Yeah.
- Well, that's not inarguable.
I think that's objective.
- But best movies.
- Come out of Japan.
- Historically.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, they do.
- They cursed out.
- The best directors, yeah, yeah.
But right now, Koreans, I mean, K-pop demon hunters.
- Korean dramas.
- Yeah.
- K-drama.
- K-drama.
- That one's in Now You Can See Me, part three.
- Who, me?
- Yeah, yeah, you.
- I was in it.
I think I'm in it for like five tenths of a second.
I think it's like a frame.
- That's not true.
- No, it's longer.
- It's longer.
- Well, you didn't see it.
- No, my parents didn't.
They told me it was longer at the beginning.
It wasn't just a scene at the beginning.
- I love your mom.
- They made me see Nuremberg.
- You saw it?
- Yeah.
- How good is it?
- I got in trouble for vaping in the theater by my dad.
- Oh my God.
Oh, your dad did?
- No, he got mad at me for vaping.
- I thought he said the staff got you in trouble.
You're like, what is this, Nazi Germany?
- I can't vape in the theater.
- What kind of, oh, so you still spend wholesome time
with your family.
- He just went back.
- Yeah.
- That's so nice.
- It was fun.
- Tell him about Texas.
Who did you see?
- I saw Tony.
- Him and Tony hung out.
- I saw Tony.
- You were in Austin?
- Yeah, I saw him.
- When was the last time you guys hung out?
- Last time I saw Tony was Benji's wedding, like 2021.
- Yeah.
- It was a while, but I saw him.
- What'd you guys do?
- I just went to Mitzi's a couple of times.
- Oh, that's nice.
- To meet up with people there.
- It's fun though, right?
- What were you doing in Mitzi's?
- Just hanging out, smoking weed.
- It's a late night bar.
- I got it.
You know why I really went?
It's 'cause Red Band hit me up and said
there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me.
- And?
- I went and talked to her.
- And?
- She drove me home.
- And?
- We made out.
- And?
- Guava.
- Guava dick or no?
- Guava.
- No guava.
- How did her dick taste?
- There was no guava, no nothing.
- Yeah.
- No hookup?
- No, no hookup.
- Good boy.
- Yeah.
And also 'cause my mom was inside.
I was like, "Oh, you can't come in, it's loud.
My dog will be a whole thing."
- Why couldn't you go to her place?
- 'Cause she's staying with her brother in Austin.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, so yeah.
- Let him join.
- White?
- White?
No, actually, not white.
- Good.
- I think maybe kind of Indian.
- Ooh.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!