Name: Carlos Gets DESTROYED By Shane Gillis
Uploaded: 2026-01-02T21:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Gets DESTROYED By Shane Gillis' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Gets DESTROYED By Shane Gillis' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-02. Transcript available.

we got a guy in our crew that uh you have to do us one little favor at some
point is
let um carlos is a big is a massive fan and take off your hat so you can see
you think that guy
couldn't work in a mechanic holy hell that scared the we think you need to put
him just walking
through the background of tires at the shop because he's a mechanic i mean that's
a born
mechanic right there brother um i'm balding and i keep saying i'm gonna be man
enough to not fix it
damn damn dude that's wild i respect it yeah i respect you know how women have
that thing about
like the hat guy the hat game guys that are like what are they without the hat
put the hat back on
yeah look at how handsome this man is with a hat it's unbelievable yeah i mean
that is the greatest
chameleon i've ever seen in my life yeah you look like movie director without
the hat your your bus
station yeah child yeah and i know the shame that you offered me a roll in
tires yeah and i didn't
do it because i just at that time i didn't want to do an asian accent but now i'm
doing asian accents
again so if you want you know what i mean hey let me do his asian accent i do
it on this thing all the
time yeah i mean if there was ever a part in there you know i mean i'll do it
for free no don't give him
anything i think your character was going to have a american accent boo it was
going to be you were
going to be the interpreter for uh an asian entire company that's not what my
agent said my agent said
that you're doing you have a thick asian accent we've it's fluid we'll finish
the script day of
this guy's got such a good team they're always keeping him abreast on
everything they're the
worst they're the worst he's a business manager that's 105. i'm not kidding i'm
not kidding
right in high school dude he is he i'll call that guy sometimes i'm like hey we
need to put money in
the account so we can for our tour and he's like we'll get around to it i'm
like no we need it like
now he also does stevie wonders manager and stuff like you know i mean he does
other people
he does not do stevie wonder his manager not at stevie
just the matter all right so yeah let's get shane will give you a new part let's
can you let's see
you do a scene then to to pitch yourself to shane what are you talking about
what are you doing
that's good i had no idea you were foreign yeah yeah yeah that makes sense well
he's an american
citizen now we got him naturalized this past year yeah so back off ice yeah
give him go ahead let's
hear it here you go just give it to bob oh are we are you being real yeah that's
your audition for
tires whoa all right are you being real dude what part am i playing uh it's jing
jong bing bong
yeah i'll be o'connor i'll be the lady yeah i'm gonna be o'connor all right
here we go let's do
it go all right hey you're finally back where'd you go your car's ready we were
watching the penn
state game at the diner very good playing cut cut cut it's not good who's that
voice yeah i was
sucking up a character just be you yeah be you all right a little more sucking
up to shane
i know i was i had made it you know what you did at the beginning of the
podcast yeah just do that here
all right you ready can i just i need to resolve this what are you doing guy
just giving you i'm
trying to get you the i know but you're making it really uncomfortable i just
want to get you on the
show listen dude all right i was just kidding it's so funny to be like i have
an aside with someone but
in front of the people okay come on all right get on the show don't interrupt
me though you got it i
won't okay yeah sorry about that hey you're finally back where'd you go your
car is ready
we were watching the penn state game at the diner it's the same place that's
the exact same voice
that you did before you didn't even change it a little bit all right well i'll
just do it like
this and the way i'm talking now no no no hey a little bit come on maybe you
you're making me nervous
what first of all i'm actually absolutely nervous right now dude no why i don't
want to do this right
now i actually i'm drowning i don't like trying to read yeah dude i'm drowning
right now dude i feel
like i'm sweating you're gonna kill it no i'm not kidding i'm drowning dude
come on all right so
good all right acting so come on it's getting better thank you it is getting a
little bit better
no i can't do it anyway hey hey you're finally back where'd you go your car's
ready we're watching
the penn state game at the diner very good playing do you like what they uh
they play on saturdays
oh must have been a rerun all right uh anyway your car's ready here's the total
cash or card
840 dollars i only got one tire an hour yeah that's good i recommend you get uh
three more since uh
one won't solve your hydroplaning problem why is it so expensive dude is that
your daughter
yeah i'm his american daughter don't worry we're not ice you guys love that ice
joke that's the guy
okay yeah okay oh yeah we're that cheap who's cal you you just did it oh i
thought it was will
yeah you're doing both yeah you're doing both okay that's the guy you're sick
dude can you ask your
american daughter to step away sir let's have a private conversation you're scaring
me guys what's
going on what did you didn't do the uh korean it probably speaks in korean
clicks his tongue at jules
okay uh you go i don't know i don't know how to say this in korean
oh you're you're scaring me guys what's that korean
yeah i don't think you got the show can you speak korean i don't think you got
it who wrote
this by the way you do carlos really good stuff it's good carlos is a screenwriter
oh no it was good
really former appetite writer assistant was he hard to work with yes thank you
who's that
my mom's here oh bobby's mom my mom my mom's here dude she looks younger than
you mom oh my god mom
you do what's going on mom who's the lucky guy
plural guys guys guys guys i didn't know my mom's gonna be here oh it's really
nice all right is this
the bukkake surprise yeah so beautiful should we bang a gong or anything should
we bow all right
hold on nice to meet you nice to meet you yeah yeah hello yeah yeah my friend
mark
hi mom yeah yeah nice to meet you mrs lee yeah yeah yeah miss lee yeah why
because dad died dad died
yeah yeah that's right yeah you were there we were there remember that was a
bad day
you ever thought about uh remarrying getting back on the horse yeah yeah no did
you ever have any
fantasies after dad died with other men or no okay oh no why why can't we up
front like yeah
when we were growing up when i was growing up right i would tell her everything
too old all right i don't
like old men okay you're like a bts younger yeah yeah yeah but they're not
gonna go out with me well how
about 37. that's a too old oh yeah about 20. 20 yeah okay get mom
Woohoo!
Yeeeah!