Name: Bobby Lee and Carlos Get HEATED!
Uploaded: 2026-01-06T19:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Carlos Get HEATED!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Carlos Get HEATED!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-06. Transcript available.

hello hello i'm trying you know what i'm doing because she doesn't knows
nothing about music
what do you mean because today i woke up and she's playing her like you know
what i mean
japanese pop music or whatever whatever it is you mean japanese spanish
you know i'm listening to this stuff right and then go do you know the history
of music
and she goes i'm open right so i'm going to make her a playlist yeah of things
that i like
throughout history okay but can you listen to her too yeah i already that's her
yeah now you like her
i like her a lot yeah yeah i like her a lot yeah i like her eyebrows how does
she do that with her
is that like shape she shaves them like that yeah that's just a worm on her
head is that a worm
that's what the kids are oh that's her trademark oh it is okay um yeah she's
hispanic
she's spanish yeah spanish that's hispanic what do you mean spain oh you draw
the line you're drawing
yeah wait a minute she's hispanic yeah is that not true no it's but different
than
the other kind of hispanic means spanish so yes okay yeah people from spain are
considered hispanic
yeah but not latino not latino latino yeah latinos as we know are the true america
true america
yeah that's a latino right there yeah actually you're latinx because you're
being excommunicated
from this podcast pretty soon what i do here's what latino i was in the
hospital this week here's
what latinos are like my dad's a doctor i'm gonna get into comedy
i'm 40 years later glory hole my dad went to medical school and became a doctor
i'm gonna go to glory
holes have prostitutes do drugs you're a drug addict you got lucky you are so
lucky you were born to be
famous in the 90s whoa you are so lucky oh how am i lucky if you were born in
1987 you'd be like
working at a laundromat right now what if he was born in like that what if he
was born in like
the the 90s what do you think his career would be he would have tried to be a
writer on parks and
wrecked and never would have happened whoa whoa yo what's up at best at best
whoa slam you're fired
slam fest 2025. wow you just got personally huh yeah i had to fight back on
that yeah yeah well i'm
still here there's a lot of people who are funnier than me that are doing
nothing in la now i would
argue there's nobody funnier than you how about that yeah i think you're one of
the most talented
people the reason why i made fun of you is because i respect your talent right
manipulate it it's
emotional abuse that's emotional abuse now you know what you sound like right
now what a truck backing
up no dude i'm not beeping dude well then go forward well no you're not you
just backed out yeah yeah
hit hard not true
all right is it not true right that your father's a physician that yes your
honor that's
true was okay good was isn't he retired now no he's in he's like barely older
than bobby
yeah okay that's another slam all right that's fine that's fine okay uh kind of
sometimes will
you slow down slow down what are you in heat right yeah yeah relax yeah yeah
stepmom yeah dude how
funny if she became carlos's stepmom what funniest things on earth i would just
have you know i mean a
jacket bomb at the wedding and i would just pull everyone dies al-qaeda is that
your closer
jacket bomb yeah anyway so let's go back to court okay yeah your dad's not a
physician yes he is right
yeah um a very highly respected one correct correct what kind of physician is
he cancer
cancer the merchant that cancer surgeon that's incredible and he still smokes
right
no he doesn't oh that's that's top that's top doctor cancer surgeon yeah i don't
even know if
there's someone above him yeah i know man who owns hospital who's above that
guy that guy yeah yeah
and who owns hospital so respected this and that went to how how many years you're
like the dentist of
that world yeah yeah dude orthodontist for junior high kids are you saying are
you saying he's like a
dental hygienist he's not even a dentist is that what you're trying very mid-level
damn yeah by the way
shout out to my dental okay if i'm a dental hygienist you're what are you you
you wash the tables in the
lobby in comedy yeah no i'm like the the assistant or something okay in the or
okay yeah i'm doing
you know what i can't wait for my special to come out and prove you wrong oh
here we go this is gonna
be the whole motto all 2026 when it comes out you'll see yeah all the reviews
yeah yeah no it might
some people might not like it but i'm just saying you know i mean you're
against me i'm yeah you're
against no this he's against me you're making a false ghost in front of you to
chase andrew is he
against me andrew when the attack before right yeah was truths oh only truths
yeah yeah and so it's
like i don't think that i was you know i mean i think you're a very complex
dynamic artistic guy
right that script that you wrote was amazing the one you didn't read i did read
it i read it oh yeah
andrew read it i know i read it too oh i didn't know you read it yeah i loved
it why did i tell abby
i like this oh yeah that's right got it wrong okay so what i'm saying is is
that i think that you're
talented thank you right but you're telling everyone that i'm like a loser
because no i didn't say
that headlining i didn't say that's so unrealistic if that's what i was saying
is is that it was more
toward andreas because because the latino thing no let's let's keep it here
stop backing up the truck
all right i i came in a little hot i'm sorry but i'll be honest with you your
knives are so sharp
today yeah i don't think i've seen you this keen you what is it you went to the
hospital on monday
night i went to the hospital and i've been in my place for like how come i didn't
get a phone call
what's going on i didn't want to stress you out what happened what's going on
acting concern okay
take two oh like just give me just give me a sec just give me that you can't
even fake i can't fake
it and three two one what is going on no be loud ready one more day one two
three what's going on
i got a stomach virus and i was it it was shut the shut the up you're ruining
the moment i have health
insurance i can go to the hospital did you eat something bad yeah i think i did
and it
fucked me up and i had to go get ivs all night are we talking like blood and
stool again no it wasn't
blood which is great all right yeah probably come let me tell you something i
was embarrassed we're
on a buddy system on this show everyone has to call someone when something
happens we're on a buddy
system so never again exactly we have to buddy system yeah i've always said
that yeah we're on a buddy
system dude how are you what's going on you were embarrassed yeah why were you
embarrassed he's
going to the hospital every week yeah i didn't want you to think i was up to no
good what what is
going on with you health wise we've got to fix that i think i'm too thin and i
don't eat enough so
when i get sick yeah it fucks me up and um and you're wearing amish clothing
where do you get that
shirt that's an old umpire yeah yeah what do you do do you work in xanadu like
what do you get that
mccone love yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't ever wear that again that shirt is
what it's what fire
it's not fire we don't say that word on the show yeah yeah yeah yeah it's anderson
cooper yeah yeah
that's not anderson cooper that's otherworldly that's jake jake trapper or
whatever yeah jake
capper i gotta tell you something yes you gotta call buddy system but you do
need to get your health
in check yeah i haven't been eating a lot brother you gotta wake up take a walk
get something to eat
get your system back i mean exercise i think i definitely want you to do but
eat you gotta eat dog
i know i know you gotta live more like andrew and not like bob no no no no no i'm
not you're not
listening you're projecting on what you would do in this situation you're not
listening i'm not
saying i'm the i don't know i'm not saying i know better i'm saying but for you
as your friend you do
have to eat better you do have to like you've got to change your diet you can't
eat once every other
day yeah that's how i eat yeah that's not smoothies and i chill dude that's not
good no i'm not
depressed i like my life you're afraid of getting fatter and older you're
afraid of turning into
andres older than me as a hot wife older yeah has a hot wife has a beautiful
child i kind of want to
be like on dress one day got new hair i mean everything is working damn well so
this so maybe
it's being in the booth booth with him that's like you up or should should we
move you out of the booth
and get your own section i could i was andres is thriving he really is yeah
yeah he's grown into
i don't look at him like a porg anymore what do you look at him at now like the
baby version of the
state puff marshmallow marshmallow cutest thing on earth yeah it's the cutest
thing on earth you know
what i mean thank you yeah my favorite thing is when your glass is fog that's
probably one of the my
eyes sweat i don't know eyes could sweat i've never seen that before yeah yeah
that's great
i thought that was only cambodians yeah speaking of cambodians rudy jules is
back in the studio
thank god everybody and you know who else she brought who'd she bring her mom
but let's get
her later we'll get her later that's fine your mommy's here your mom's here are
you excited to see
your mommy here well they live together they live here in the studio here in
the studio yeah yeah but
she's scared shouldn't be shouldn't be yeah she should be yeah she should be
scared because i know
things scared of me hell yeah oh have you met her no yeah i think didn't i meet
her once i don't think
so oh yeah i have to limit my brown people that i meet every year i think i'm
up to like seven i
might be at the roof yeah you're at the roof you're too too too much i think
too too over yeah yeah you
gotta you gotta cut two of them out i will that's fine yeah i better be not
being one of them no of
course you're not brown buddy i'm not yellow you're actually more you know what
you are
you know what you are because of your new health newfound health and body style
yeah i think
you're more like uh you're ombre i'm hispanic now no not an ombre ombre an ombre
ombre means
like a the the color that like um changes into another one right i like ombre
like hair
like you shift colors you're not all one unified color thank you thank you like
a mixed person like
100%. You're hombre.