Name: Rudy's Mom ROASTS Bobby Lee!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Mom ROASTS Bobby Lee!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Mom ROASTS Bobby Lee!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-07. Transcript available.

- Don't do the, don't do the.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Come sit down.
- No, honey, just real quick.
Honey, no, just listen to me.
I know, but just real quick.
- All right, so your other, your daughter Issa did this.
We love Issa, we love what you've spawned.
Yeah, hello.
- Oh my God, what a moment for the show.
- Yeah, what a moment for the show.
- To see the beginning, the person who made the person.
- You got to talk into the mic.
Can you bring it closer to your mouth?
- It's it.
- McCone could have done it.
- Hey, you don't need to be.
- McCone could have done it.
See, McCone gets nervous and then he fumbles.
And there's no reason, that's the reason you didn't play sports
because under pressure, you're terrible.
You are so bad under pressure.
It is crazy to watch him do that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of the great Rudy Jules,
Honey is here.
- Yeah.
- By the way.
- What? - The beginning and the end.
- No, no, don't say that.
- No, no, don't say that.
What do you say?
- This is your mom.
- Yeah.
- Biological mom.
- My age.
We're the same age?
- I don't know how old are you?
- 42.
- Oh, you're very young.
Yeah, I know your age.
He mentioned.
- No, we're the same age.
- I'm 50.
- Wow.
- Yeah, 50.
- She, that looks good.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That looks good for 50.
- To me.
- Oh, dude, to him?
- Yeah, no, no.
- Yeah, he calls me monkey.
- Dude.
- But we're friends.
- No, no, no.
- What do you say I never called her that?
- Yeah, you did.
When your eyes dart all over the place?
- Yeah, you do.
- I know it's true.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
- No, but nothing's wrong with that.
I love Bobby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't call you that at all.
- Stop lying to the fucking fans.
Mr. I share it all with the fans.
Go ahead, tell the truth.
Go ahead and tell the truth.
- Oh, that's not the worst I called her.
- What's the worst?
- What's the worst?
- He bullies her every day.
- What do you call her?
- Like what, how do I bully her?
- You just start screaming at her.
And you just start--
- No, like the other day,
the other day I got,
'cause we have this snack cabinet.
- Yeah.
- Like a little room.
- Everybody has a snack cabinet.
- What do you call it?
Not a snack cabinet.
- Snack drawer?
- Pantry.
- A pantry.
- What do you call the place where the food is?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm thinking it's a separate thing.
That's where all the food goes.
- Yeah, yeah.
In the food pantry.
- Correct.
- Right.
And I walked in there and I go,
hmm, you like these friends?
You collecting these friends?
And she's like, what do you mean?
And I go, and there was these ants.
- Oh.
- You know what I mean?
Just all about stacking.
Anyway, so you're, are the ants gone?
- They're gone.
It's your fault.
It's not mine.
- How is it my fault?
- It's because you keep buying things
and you open them and you don't finish them
and you put them back in the pantry
and the ants come in.
- God, I want her around all the time.
- Perfect.
- It's really not my fault.
It's his fault and he blames me for it.
And I keep killing them, all of them,
and it comes back the next day.
So I have no idea what to do.
Okay, how about this, let's make a rule, okay?
Let's throw away all the unused food
that are open packages.
- Yeah, but you only get a few of them in a big pack.
He gets very little and then he closes them back
or doesn't even close them and puts them in a pantry
and ants come in.
And it's a waste of food.
- Cheez-Its.
Is it Cheez-Its?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a waste of food.
- I get every flavor.
- It's so easy to not have ants.
It's like, do you not close up stuff when you're-
- You know, it's just very much like you to do this.
- Well, I'm on her side.
You keep blaming her for some reason.
- All right, you're right, I apologize.
- She has nothing to do with it.
- That is my fault, that is my fault.
- Say I'm sorry genuinely.
- I'm sorry, honey.
- I'm sorry, Bob.
- What are you saying I'm sorry for?
- Yay.
- Yeah.
- I just feel like when you're gonna get home,
there's gonna be a different conversation.
- No, no, no, no, she's, honestly,
it's a blessing to have these two in the house.
- Gotta be.
- Because, you know, I want life in there.
- Yeah.
- You know, because there are times when they're not there
and I'm alone in the house and I get really depressed.
- Mm-hmm.
- When I, like sometimes I'll like, you know,
at three and four in the morning, I go,
I need a cookie, right?
And I'll just go and then, you know what I mean?
She's just, she sleeps anywhere, this girl.
On the ground, she doesn't care, you know what I mean?
And I'll just be walking in the dark
and then I'll just, you know what I mean?
She'll say something, I'll go,
right, on that couch when you sleep there?
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I like the life in the house.
- They breed.
- And we have the dogs and the cats,
it feels like there's life there.
- That's healthy.
- Yeah.
- But you're not alone.
- You know,
I say, I, I savor my sovereignty.
- Is that an AA quote?
What is that?
- No, it's not.
- No, it's not, no.
- It should be.
- Yeah, I, I think that's true freedom.
- Savoring your sovereignty.
- Of my peace of mind.
- Good.
- Because all I do is, you know, chase, chase, chase.
Dopamine hits, dopamine hits.
And I have to just stay in the moment and just know that
everything that I have in my life is perfect.
That's all.
- You believe that?
- No.
But I want to believe it.
I mean, I've listened to a lot of Alan Watts
and different things.
I want to believe it.
- You can want anything.
You have to take action.
- The way he came, the way he did that.
There's a lot behind that.
- It was, uh.
- What's your body count, honey?
'Cause she wouldn't tell me earlier.
- No, you promise you won't.
- Just be, just say it, ma.
- Body count?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like sex.
- I know that.
- I don't know, Bobby.
I don't want to count.
- You don't count?
That was one.
That was a two.
- She said 15.
- What?
- Mama said he has a, she has a crush on you.
- No.
- You have a crush on me?
- No, I've never seen you, I was, I, Jules.
You said that, no, she's handsome.
- You have a crush on me?
- Talk in the mic.
- She does?
- I'm with the mic.
- So people can hear you.
- Okay.
- It's a show.
- Like mother, like daughter.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I like that.
- Yeah.
- You have a crush on me?
- No.
- Yeah, she thinks you're really cute.
- Honey, who's better looking?
- Um, I love you, Bobby, but you're amazing.
- You're amazing?
- Oh, but then I was, uh.
- Why does this bother you so much?
Is it because I might move in?
- No, I mean, I remember one time you were on stage
of our big shows.
- Yeah.
- And I went in the audience to see you,
and this hot chick next to me, she goes,
your friend is so hot.
- That's a lie, this is a made up story.
- I'm not gonna, I swear to God on my mother's life
that happened.
Okay.
And I looked at her, I went, yeah.
And I just, that's the, you're a handsome guy.
And I'm, I love it.
- You're a very handsome boy too.
- I'm cute for a specific demographic.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- For good looking women.
- Okay.
Anyway, um, you have a crush on Andrew?
- I love this.
- No.
- Go ahead, Rudy, tell us all about it.
- I just think you're very intelligent.
- So Honey was, um, early on in our life,
was a meth addict.
- Hmm.
- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How many years did you do meth?
- Just not even years.
- How many years?
- It's been a year.
- Like a year?
But I heard it got bad.
- That's a year, but.
- Is meth, it's called shabu in the Philippines?
- Yeah, shabu.
- Shabu.
- Shabu, like sabu.
A little convenient to name it after the city.
- Yes, it's the cheapest.
- Yeah, it's the cheapest.
What does it consist of chemically?
- I don't know.
- Do you snort it?
- Yeah, not snort.
You use, I don't think a plastic?
- Smoke it.
- Yeah, no, I think you use a pipe.
- You piped it.
- You pipe it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How old were you when that happened?
- Uh, 20.
- 20, you know, and then you know what happened?
- Kalilah's dad, right?
Shaved her head.
- We really need to.
- Yeah, yeah, shaved her head
and tied her to a radiator and it worked.
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
- For like a month though, I heard.
- Yeah, it got bad.
- Yeah, it got bad.
- America needs to handle its drug problem like that.
- I know.
- Tie these guys to a fucking radiator.
- I know.
- That worked, right?
And you never thought about drugs again?
- Never again.
- Yeah, she doesn't even drink.
- I don't drink.
- Yeah.
- I don't do anything.
- What do you do to get loose?
- Yoga.
- Yoga, exercise.
- Yeah.
- You love to exercise.
- Yeah, a lot.
- Wow.
- She doesn't even eat bread.
The kind of stuff in my house is like-
- Yeah, I'm on a keto diet.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- God, that's crazy.
- Low carb.
- Yeah, no carb, yeah.
- That's crazy.
- It's crazy.
- To live in your house 'cause it's all filled with shit to eat.
- Candies.
- Candy and bullshit.
- Yeah, all kinds of exotic candies.
- Yeah, and he orders things for me and I don't eat it.
He gets mad.
- I get mad.
Like I'll go, like I'll get a breakfast burrito from-
- He just gets it like that.
- And I go, you gotta eat it.
But what they do is, you know, you go,
I'm gonna go to Jersey Mike's.
- Yeah.
- You get him the sandwich.
- Right.
- And then all of a sudden they're taking it apart,
taking the innards and putting it on a different bread.
- Just get the sub in a tub.
- What's that?
- Sub in a tub.
They do Jersey Mike's.
You get the sub without the bread.
Sub in a tub.
- Yeah, you can get it.
- But she'll put it on keto bread.
- Oh, you want it on bread, just not-
- Yeah, just not normal bread.
- Oh.
- Yeah, stuff like that.
- What is keto bread?
I'm not smart.
I don't know what the-
- Slow carb, no carb, or they put,
they use some other ingredients.
- It's a low carb bread alternative made with ingredients
like almond flour, coconut flour,
asylum husk eggs, and healthy fats
instead of traditional wheat flour.
- Does it taste the same?
- Tastes good.
- But does it break apart differently?
- It's good.
They make it good here.
- Oh, they do?
Oh, what in the Philippines?
- Yeah, but the Philippines don't make anything good.
- Yeah, but do you eat a lot of bread in the Philippines?
- No.
- Yeah, there's a lot.
- I have a bakery,
but I don't eat the bread in the Philippines.
- Yeah.
- I feel in traditional Filipino food,
is there bread involved?
- Yes, a lot of bread,
as in really good bread.
They would know.