Name: Why Did Rudy Leave Bad Friends?
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Did Rudy Leave Bad Friends?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Did Rudy Leave Bad Friends?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available.

Yeah, um, before we bring in, um, your mom, okay, um, how's it going?
Good.
Hmm, interesting.
Came with a fire, huh?
She brought the heat.
She's out on prowl.
Well, here's what she's also doing.
She's on every other podcast on earth.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.
Oh, really?
The cute young handsome guy.
Who's the young handsome guy?
Zach Justice.
Zach Justice, you're with that f***ing mega babe.
I see you with that guy all the time.
How many times have you done it with him?
Maybe, like, 12 times.
Jesus.
Okay, yeah.
Trash Tuesdays, how many?
I don't know.
Weekly.
Weekly.
Yeah, weekly.
Not weekly.
A lot.
Sometimes she pops into belly.
Sometimes, yeah.
Sometimes.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's like a family podcast.
So is this.
Yeah.
And this is your original family.
Now you went off.
You know what?
This is what happened.
You got to college, just like all these little brats do, and you abandoned your
original family
that grew you, that nurtured you, the ones that raised you, that cared about
you, and you
floated off to a cool family to hot Zach Justice.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you changed.
Yeah, you changed.
He changed.
So Bobby told me to do it, so I said I'll do it.
What?
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
You were on call when we-
Well, I'm your lawyer.
He's your lawyer.
Okay?
Okay.
I was just like, pump it up.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
She deserves more.
She deserves more.
Pump it up.
I don't know the fucking lingo.
Yeah, no, pump it up.
I'm not going to do that.
That's solid legal stuff.
Pump up the jam.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's been going on with you?
Life's good?
She's been going on dates.
You drove all the way to what?
Redondo?
Where'd you go to Laguna to meet the guy that you like?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The handsome young half African-American boy?
Yeah.
Is he a surfer?
He's learning.
Yeah.
You like that guy.
You like the surfer guy.
He's cute.
He's like-
Pull up a photo.
No!
I don't want-
Yeah.
I don't want-
He's like a Jaden Smith kind of a-
Oh.
You know what I mean?
One of those.
Artsy.
Artsy.
Yeah, yeah.
There he is.
There he is.
He's right there.
Is that Leonard Robinson?
Who is that?
That's like Thierry Henry.
Wow.
Look at that.
But you like the surf life.
You like guys that are beach guys.
It's too beachy where they're just like so dumb and like white.
No, when you went on a date with them recently, where'd you guys go?
You went to the beach.
Okay.
See, he's a beach guy.
Yeah.
Do you think that like black surfers talk like this?
I have met a couple black surfers.
I mean, I know a couple black skaters that talk like that.
They're very like, what up, dawg?
Yeah, what's up, dude?
What's up, bro?
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah, fuck.
Yo.
Yeah.
You gonna fucking shred the gnar, dawg?
Yeah, dude.
I just did a laser flip, dude, off the bank, dude.
Are you fucking tripping right now, dude?
No, I did, dude.
I nollied it, dude.
You didn't hard flip Cove Avenue, dude.
I didn't hard flip.
I actually did a laser flip.
Yeah, but I hard flipped it, dawg.
So come see about me.
Oh, you did a hard flip at Cove Avenue?
First of all, dude, first trick at Cove.
I was one that broke Cove.
Bro, dude, check out my-
Everybody knows Cody broke Cove.
Dude, dude, dude.
Check out my Baker video, dude.
Your Baker session is so weak, dude.
Chris Cole just said it was fucking dope, dude.
I'll call him right now.
Call Chris, dude.
First of all, okay, what year did you do that, dude?
When you hard flipped the bank, dude?
88, dude.
Everybody knows.
Oh, fuck.
I remember that.
That was sick.
That was sick.
Thank you, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My guy.
Yeah, you did that for zero skateboards, dude, when you were signed by them,
right?
I was signed by zero and I got dropped.
And I don't know why you want to bring it up because you're being a fucking
punk-ass bitch.
Yeah, dude.
How come you're not signed now, dude?
Aren't you still riding Flow?
I heard you're riding Flow.
I'm sponsored by-
No, you're not, dude.
I'm sponsored by Flow.
You know what I mean?
Killer wheels.
No, you're riding Flow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're getting floated for shit.
Don't trucks, dude.
They gave me four new trucks, dude.
Okay, dude.
All right, dude.
And also, I'm still kind of like co-sponsored by BakerCon at some time.
How about this, dude?
I saw your fucking board in Pacific Sunware.
Pretty sick, dude.
I saw your complete for sale.
Bro, I told them to yank that board from Pacific Sunrunner, dude.
It's still there, dude.
Yeah, still there.
I know it is, dude.
But you know what, dude?
It's selling well, dude.
It would be, dude.
Hack, sell out, fart now.
Oh, where's your board, dude?
What, dude?
Oh, yeah.
I just forgot to tell you.
What?
I wanted to take a picture.
I met Yuki Sonoda yesterday.
Oh, my God.
Who is that?
Seriously?
Yeah, I don't know who Yuki is.
Oh, my God.
One of the greatest F1 drivers in the world.
Oh, fuck.
You know that stereotype that Asians can't drive?
Look at this man.
He's crashed three times this year.
Really?
No, no, no.
He's literally one of the best F1 drivers.
Yeah.
In the planet.
Yeah.
And I'm not kidding when I say this.
Yeah.
120 max pounds.
Look at how much he weighs.
They are all tiny, tiny men.
I didn't know they were that small.
Like jockeys in a way.
119.
That's what I said.
120.
I'm heavier than him.
You're bigger than him.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
These guys.
That's him?
That's him again with an NBA player.
Yeah, with Porzingis.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That looks like a fucking.
That's me and Brad Williams.
That's insane.
So how tall is he?
The tall guy?
Seven, seven, three.
Seven, three.
And then Yuki is how tall?
Five, three.
Oh, wow.
So I would look like that in front of him.
A hundred percent.
You and Yuki would be, could see eye to eye.
Dude, me?
I'm not kidding.
Really?
You're almost the exact same height.
Because I went to.
I'm taller than Yuki.
Well, I saw him from behind.
I almost hugged him thinking it was you.
This guy's the fucking man though.
Did you say hi to him?
Yeah, but I was nervous.
Because like he's, like, it's so funny.
I don't know enough about F1.
All right, so I'm Yuki.
What happened?
Yeah, you are.
Tomorrow I have to.
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me the voice.
It's not guttural.
It's high pitched.
Because he's fine.
Tomorrow I have to.
That's good.
Tomorrow I have to do the F1 race around Nashville race course.
It's in Vegas.
Exactly.
God, I hope he doesn't see this.
Go ahead.
Are you going to interrupt me?
Because you're meeting me.
I'm letting you fly, Yuki.
Anyway, the carburetor in my engine is not good.
What's wrong with your...
Let's start this the right way.
Okay, I don't know the fucking terminology.
Hey, Yuki, I'm a huge fan.
I just want to say good luck this weekend.
I think you're going to kill it.
I love you too.
Oh.
Yeah, I love Cocoon.
Oh, the movie Cocoon.
Yeah, yeah, Apollo 13.
Love.
Great director, you.
Oh.
Very good director.
Rahawa, Y?
Yes, I am Rahawa.
Rahawa, yeah.
Yeah.
Your daughter, Bryce?
Dallas.
Bryce Dallas, yeah.
Yeah.
Very good.
Yeah, she from Dallas?
No, she's not from Dallas.
Oh.
Why Dallas?
It's where JFK got shot.
Oh, and that's my favorite assassination.
Me too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.
Very good one, right?
Because who did it?
No one know, right?
But let me ask you something, right?
Where was your daughter born?
Where?
Yeah.
She was born in LA.
Why not Bryce L.A.
Howard then?
I mean, Dallas is so arbitrary, and you know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck?
No, no, no.
People are around here.
Well, it's one of my favorite cities in the United States.
Oh, why?
Because of the JFK?
JFK shooting.
I tell you now why it grew.
Huh?
I tell you now why it grew.
I'm sorry?
Yeah.
Baby doll strip club, yeah.
Oh, baby dolls.
Yeah.
I love baby dolls.
They were good.
Very good?
Very nice.
Oh, good boy.
Yeah, I like a roast beef.
I'd like to leave the party now.
Oh, what?
Goodbye.
No, stay with me.
No, please, God.
I want to talk about Apollo 13.
But seriously.
Yeah.
Seriously about it.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
How hard was it to direct Kevin Bacon?
Bacon was pretty great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tomohanko.
Hmm.
Tomohanko.
Yeah, Tomohanko.
Very good.
You never, you know, when he do, you know, I don't know how to run.
Oh, Tom Hanks.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We love Tom Hanks.
What's that movie called?
Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump.
Yeah, Forrest Gump.
Yeah, very good, very.
I can't run.
I don't know, you know.
And then you got the leg, clamp.
Yeah.
Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Very good movie.
You know what I mean?
No?
Yeah.
Very good.
Yeah.
You didn't direct that though.
Did not do that.
Yeah, Mr. Zemeckis.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's how you set up Zemeckis.
Zemeckis.
Zemeckis.
Yeah, anyway, what are you working on now, Rao?
I am working on Shrek 5.
We're redoing.
Oh, I love it, Shrek 5.
Thank you.
Yeah, very good, very good.
You do the donkey?
Do the impression of the donkey?
You do first, I do second.
I never see movie.
Oh, come on.
Come on, Shrek.
Oh, come on, you go, Shrek.
Pretty good.
Very good, right?
Yeah, we cast you.
Could we have donkey in Japan?
You do?
Yeah.
Am I Japanese?
You are?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and the donkey.
You have a lot of donkey?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what do you do with them?
Ramen, you know ramen?
I love ramen.
Yeah, we will put donkey ramen.
You never had donkey ramen?
No.
Oh, it's really good, very good, very good, very good.
After that, I did donkey ramen,
I go around the track.
And you drive faster?
Yeah, yeah, the carburetor and the combustion, very good.
Very good.
Anyway, bye.
Bye.
Okay.
I gotta tell you,
I feel like I was back in MADtv.
Like you were going for it.
The most racist accent.
You were going for it.
That's what you used to do on MADtv.
Some of it, yeah.
I loved it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's when you just put your foot on the gas and let it rip.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I took my people back about 100 years.
Maybe two or three.
A couple hundred.
I feel bad about it.
No, worth it.
I'm just doing an impression of what I think the guy sounds like.
Yeah, he does not.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so I'm you.
You're the guy.
I'm Yuki Shinoda.
You're me.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Well, can I, I gotta play you, right?
Yeah, be me.
I knew it.
Let me do it, though.
Yeah, go ahead.
Taylor, very good.
Very good, Taylor.
Let me do it, right?
Travis, huh?
Well, oh, Yuki, big fan.
Thank you very much.
Whoa, whoa, man.
Didn't know you didn't have an accent.
That's a little racist.
I was born in Dallas.
Oh, you were?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right, bye, Taylor.
I don't know.
You didn't do an Aggies accent.
Yeah, the bit was that you did it already.
Oh, I liked it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you already nailed it.
That was the bit?
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.