Name: Bobby Lee Meets "Uncle Machete"
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Meets "Uncle Machete"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-09. Transcript available.

- We should go to Cebu because she has a store there.
- I have a store in the Philippines who sells bread.
- What's it called?
- It's Lola Fez Bakery.
- You sound like you just made it up.
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Talk in the mic.
- Lola Fez Bakery.
- Lola Fez, what street is it on?
- In the Philippines.
- It's in Marigundun Beach.
She don't know.
- Marigundun Beach.
- He knows about it.
He's trimmed to the place.
- Wait, wait, Andres.
Andres, you were at Marigundun Beach?
- Yeah, Lola, L-O-L, yes, and space.
- Just put Cebu, not the Philippines.
- Oh no, you just put Honey's Bakery.
'Cause we just changed the name, Honeys, H-O-N-E-Y.
- I'm sorry.
- Rebranding.
- Honey's apostrophe-Z Bakery.
See, that's the brand.
That one, that one, second.
There, there, that's the one, yes.
That's my bakery.
- Wow.
- It's so funny.
She's been living with my house in three months.
She hasn't baked me shit.
Not one thing have you baked me.
- I'm not a baker.
- She's not the baker.
- I'm the owner of the bakery, not the baker.
- What's the baker's name?
- I have many baker's names.
- Well, name it after one of them.
- Is that you, Beyond the Counter?
- No, that's my cashier.
- Oh, that's cashier.
- This is false marketing.
Honey's not even there,
and she's definitely not baking any of that shit.
- And that's your store next to it, right?
- Yes.
- I've been in there.
- We had a tiger belly.
- We did a tiger belly there,
and also we ate balut there.
- Balut, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
Do you sell balut at your store?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- God, the worst.
That day was one of the worst days of my life on the show.
Do you sell cigarettes at that store next store?
- Yes, yes.
- Yeah, I just hope so.
- Have you been to Cebu?
It's so beautiful.
- Look at that.
The name of the store looks like it's Marlboro.
- See, Lola Fae store.
- Lola Fae.
- What does Lola Fae mean?
- It's a Granma Fae.
- Wow.
- That's the name.
- Yeah.
- That's great.
Why the big Marlboro sign?
- Because we sell the cigarette.
- Everybody smokes.
- Yeah.
- Does everybody smoke in the Philippines?
- Yeah, almost everybody.
- Wow.
- You don't smoke.
- I used to.
- Rudy, you don't smoke.
Look at you, you can get all kinds of stuff.
- Yes, chicken, rice, everything.
Name it, you have it.
What's the weirdest thing you have there?
Like sulfate?
- Yeah, probably.
Why sulfate?
- I don't know.
- There's birth controls too in condoms.
- Yeah, birth, condoms, birth controls.
- Is the birth control also in those rice pins
on the floor?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's just a stack of them.
- Do you have like a plan B?
- What plan B?
- No, that's not legal.
- We don't have it there.
- Is abortion illegal in the Philippines?
- No, it's not.
It's illegal.
- It is?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's why you have so many kids.
- Yeah, that's why we have a lot of kids.
- Yeah.
- How many times do you see the man
who slices his brother in half with a machete?
- Oh, Giancarlo.
- Oh.
- Yeah, do you see him often?
- All the time, often.
- Yeah, yeah.
- There's a man that slices his brother in half
and he walks the streets.
- He's my uncle.
- Oh.
- I've met him many times.
- Yeah.
- Sliced him in half.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- That was scary.
- And now he's just walking around.
- My family's evil.
- Yeah, but I remember, so when I first went,
I knew about this uncle and he was at the airport.
- You were hugging him.
- Immediately, 'cause I don't wanna get sliced.
- Yeah, the machete man?
- Well, you know somebody has sliced somebody
with a machete, but you hug them immediately.
- Uncle Machete!
Hi!
- Yeah, yeah.
And I think I said something like,
"Hey, you know I'm a scoundrel."
- Yeah, you are.
- And I'm a survivor.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I'm like, "Hey, whatever your family needs."
- Anything you need.
- Anything you need.
- Do you want me to sharpen your machete?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can buy you a brand new machete.
- I can buy you as many as you want.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many, yeah.
- Any guy that cuts someone in half,
you really stay on their side.
- You stay, yeah.
It's just, I've never seen anyone walk around in society
who's sliced somebody in half with a machete.
- And he didn't serve any time at all?
- He served.
- How long?
- 15.
- 15 years?
- Yes, he got paroled.
- I was gonna say.
- He got paroled.
- Yeah.
- So in the Philippines, you can kill somebody and then--
- Got paroled.
- And you can get paroled.
- We do that all the time here in the States.
- Oh, that's true.
- People get out for murder all the time.
- Yeah.
- In fact, a lot of people here kill people
and they don't even fucking get, they don't,
nothing happens.
- Yeah.
- It's, that's the craziest part.
Then you hear of his case where someone will do something
like stupid and small and they'll get nine years
and you're like, what?
That's the same as the guy who killed somebody.
- Yeah.
- Last, can I have another, may I ask some more questions?
- Please.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can go now?
- No.
- No, no, no, no.
- No.
- Not if you said I was cute, you're staying.
- Yeah, yeah.
Talk more on the mic and that's, you know, that's--
- The mic is here.
- I know and you move over like this.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She's doing fine.
- How do you feel, 'cause in Cebu, beautiful island,
I've been there a couple of times.
I might go back in a couple of months with the family.
- Yeah.
- We hate the Koreans there, we hate the Koreans there,
but we hate them.
They're fine.
- Why, why?
- They help the economy, so they're fine.
- The Koreans there are so cocky.
- They're trying to keep the land.
- Yeah, but they're mean.
- They're owning all the buildings, all the hotels.
- I'll tell you what, they're mean here too.
It's not just over there.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Philippines.
- Yeah, but I see their behavior there.
They look down on me.
- Why, 'cause you're an American Korean?
- I think so.
- They don't respect you.
- They don't respect shit from me, dude.
- Wow.
- You know what I mean?
- They're bland, what's up, dog?
You know how I do it, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're always bland, dog.
- With my sway, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, your sway?
- Yeah.
- Your swag?
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, what's up, dude?
- So what, you guys get, is it a large contingency of Koreans?
- Large.
- There's a lot down there.
- Large.
- Yeah, and the pale ones.
- The pale ones, and they hate us there,
'cause we're just brown.
- But it's your land.
- Well, they have money, so they can put up
a lot of businesses so that they can hate us,
and we can't do anything about it.
- This is very dark.
- Why?
- I don't like that.
- I don't like it either.
- That's so fucked up.
- It's fucked up.
- Well, they're richer than we are, so.
- Yeah, but that doesn't make it right.
Imperialism.
- It's imperialism.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bye, bye.
That's not good.
- Maybe a form of colonization.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is it?
- No, it's not.
- Okay.
- Filipinos think that they are superior,
'cause, you know, they have paler skin,
and we always praise them, they're more money,
and we just think that they're, like, so beautiful.
Yeah, the white skin.
- You don't feel that way.
- No, I hate them.
- They're good.
- Wow, I love that.
- Yeah.
Do you hate Korean Americans or just Koreans over there?
- Just Koreans over there.
- But Korean Americans, how about them?
- I'm okay with them.
- Most of them.
- Most of them.
- What about Koreans in Korea?
- Should I start charging rent?
- I'm not saying, I'm not saying you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm not saying you.
- Should I start charging things?
- I'm saying Koreans in the Philippines.
- I'll give you a birthday present today.
- Oh my God.
- Right?
Would the Cebu Koreans do that?
No.
- No.
- Okay?
Watch your mouth.
- So funny.
- Yeah.
- You're not even Korean.
- Yeah, you're not even Korean.
You're Sandy.
- What do you mean by that?
- She's right.
- You're not Korean.
- What am I?
- Look into those eyes.
- You're an American.
- Oh, if you can.
You're an American.
- I'm an American.
- I'm an American.
- God bless.
You're about as American as it gets.
You're born in San Diego.
You did live the white American life.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I guess so.
- And that's why you don't want me to go out with you
and the other Koreans,
'cause you're embarrassed about the lack of your own culture.
This is really what it's fancy.
- Fancy.
- I love it.
- That's what this is.
- Yeah.
- Because you don't go to church like all those Koreans did
when you're not a church Korean.
You're not one of them.
- Yup.
- Oh, wow.
- Wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Your dad owned businesses.
- Yeah.
- What's the one thing the Philippines has
that you just can't get here,
that you miss more than anything in the world?
- The Filipino delicacies.
- Like the bud bud.
It's a rice cake.
- Bud bud?
- You wrap it in-
- What is the repeating of things that you guys-
- This is how it is in Philippines.
- They want to make sure that you heard them.
- Bud bud, B-U-D, B-U-D.
- Bud bud, car, car, sing sing.
- Correct, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bang bang.
- Correct.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Correct, correct, correct, correct.
- Let's say a couple of just, you know what I mean?
- Bud bud.
- Yeah, it's so good.
- Rice cake.
- Is this something?
Toc, toc.
- Toc, toc is knock.
- Yeah.
- See, they just say it, yeah.
- Yeah, but that's elementary.
- Yeah, yeah, all right.
- Toc, toc, it's, toc, toc, it's like-
- All right.
- That's where they got it from.
- How about ping ping?
- You can say that.
- But is there anything that's-
- But there's no such thing as ping ping.
- What about bokti?
- What?
- Bokti.
- Bokti.
- Bokti.
- Bokti, no, nothing.
- No, no bokti.
- Okla.
- Yeah, okra.
- Okra the vegetable?
- Yeah.
- I'm just naming things that are-
- Yeah, potato.
- Yeah.
Broccoli, broccoli.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, it's interesting.
- Well, how do you say mango?
What's mango?
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, but it's manga, right?
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- So there's a difference between manga and manga?
- Manga.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, but it's manga, right?
-
- The manga is just manga.
- Manga.
- There's no S.
- Manga, manga.
- And the other thing is what?
- Mangas.
- Mangas.
- Mangas.
- Have you ever seen that on TikTok sometimes?
The guy will say, how do you say frog in Japanese?
And how do you say that?
And it'll all be the exact same word like five times.
Have you ever heard?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I don't even know how to explain this video,
but he'll say it.
Oh, there, it's the second video.
Second one down.
Second.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, this guy.
Watch, this is fascinating.
- What's rain in Japanese?
- Ame.
- How about candy?
- Ame.
- Ame.
- Ame.
- Okay.
- Oh.
- I have another one.
What's frog?
- Kaeru.
- Kaeru.
- And to change?
- Kaeru.
- Okay, stop.
Push pause.
AJ, are you gonna frog?
- Kaeru.
- No, it's like change.
- What?
- Wait, is that what I'm saying?
Like frog and change is the same word?
- Yeah.
- But the longer version of this is-
- I don't like those pants.
You should frog it.
- That's actually kind of cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Frog it.
- Frog those pants.
- Yeah, frog those pants right now.
He says, there's one compilation where he's like,
The longest one is like nine times of him saying the same word with like little
tiny inflection.
And it's saying,
They say they're hard workers, but they're kind of lazy.
They're kind of lazy.
They got lazy with their language a little bit.
It's insane.
It's crazy.
Is that it?
It might be.
This is 6.1.
How do you say shoulder in Japanese?
Kata.
How about stiff?
Kata.
How about I bought a shoulder massager?
I bought a shoulder massager because my shoulder was stiff,
but it was hard to use on my shoulders.
I mean, isn't this basically the thesis of this show?
Yes.
That's like this show.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys both mean it.
Translate that in English.
Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.
My back shoulder.
He's actually saying,
I bought a shoulder massager,
but it was hard to massage my shoulders.
Oh, wow.
That's incredible.
Wow.
Well, we're going to get you some
bad, bad, and pup, and snark, and tak, tak.
We're going to get you all that good shit.
What's sinigang?
Sinigang, it's a soup, sour soup.
Oh, I like sour soup.
Yeah, it's so good.
There's a bread that's called burikat.
Burikat.
It's red.
English, English definition is a slut.
What's the grossest thing you could eat
in the Philippines?
Balut.
Balut is by far, thank you.
I keep saying that.
I don't like balut.
You love it.
That's the grossest thing you can eat there?
I don't, I think.
I mean, it's like a half alive bird.
Yeah.
It's not alive, it's fermented.
I know.
But it's like half birth.
You would try it, though.
Oh, you tried it?
We did.
I threw up, I threw up.
I couldn't, it's a fertilized duck egg,
but you can see the duck.
Yeah, the brains, all that stuff.
La, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
Balut and quinalas, a noodle soup
that features brains from a pork or beef head
served in a thick, garlic.
The pig's blood, I guess, is also.
No, pig's, pig's blood is good.
I eat it.
How did even balut come about?
Like, let's, we should cook the egg now.
No, we'll wait seven months.
You know what I mean?
Is it a, what was that?
I, well, I don't know.
Some was, but it's a delicacy, is it not?
No.
Number of days.
It's a number of days.
If you keep it for 21 days.
What's, what's, what's abuso?
Abuso?
Abool.
Abool.
Abool.
Sautéed weaver ants.
I've never tried that.
I've never seen that.
Ooh, that sounds really good.
What's, what's pinnacan peping?
Wait, pinnacan pecan.
Pinnacan pecan.
Pinnacan pecan.
Pinnacan pecan.
Pinnacan pecan.
Pinnacan pecan.
No.
It's a dish made by beating a live chicken.
Oh my God, dude.
You, tell me about that.
Tell me about pinnacan pecan.
I've never tried that.
No, no, try.
You have to know about it.
You're from there.
What is a pinnacan pecan, man?
That's insane, dude.
All right.
Do you have any words of wisdom, honey, to leave us with before we go?
Do you guys eat dog there?
They, some people do, but I don't.
Our uncles.
Okay.
They, they eat it?
Yeah, I saw.
Okay.
What kind?
What kind?
Any kind of dog.
It's like, it was like a stray dog.
Stray dog, and they just got it, and they started like peeling off his skin.
Okay.
All right.
Anyway.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Is that it?
That's such a good end.
Yeah, yeah.
Started peeling.
You guys have to do it.
Will you, will you look in the camera at the same time and say, thank you for
being a bad
friend?
One, two, three.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
God, they sound the exact same too.
Woo-hoo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobby Lee Meets "Uncle Machete"

- We should go to Cebu because she has a store there.
- I have a store in the Philippines who sells bread.
- What's it called?
- It's Lola Fez Bakery.
- You sound like you just made it up.
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Talk in the mic.
- Lola Fez Bakery.
- Lola Fez, what street is it on?
- In the Philippines.
- It's in Marigundun Beach.
She don't know.
- Marigundun Beach.
- He knows about it.
He's trimmed to the place.
- Wait, wait, Andres.
Andres, you were at Marigundun Beach?
- Yeah, Lola, L-O-L, yes, and space.
- Just put Cebu, not the Philippines.
- Oh no, you just put Honey's Bakery.
'Cause we just changed the name, Honeys, H-O-N-E-Y.
- I'm sorry.
- Rebranding.
- Honey's apostrophe-Z Bakery.
See, that's the brand.
That one, that one, second.
There, there, that's the one, yes.
That's my bakery.
- Wow.
- It's so funny.
She's been living with my house in three months.
She hasn't baked me shit.
Not one thing have you baked me.
- I'm not a baker.
- She's not the baker.
- I'm the owner of the bakery, not the baker.
- What's the baker's name?
- I have many baker's names.
- Well, name it after one of them.
- Is that you, Beyond the Counter?
- No, that's my cashier.
- Oh, that's cashier.
- This is false marketing.
Honey's not even there,
and she's definitely not baking any of that shit.
- And that's your store next to it, right?
- Yes.
- I've been in there.
- We had a tiger belly.
- We did a tiger belly there,
and also we ate balut there.
- Balut, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
Do you sell balut at your store?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- God, the worst.
That day was one of the worst days of my life on the show.
Do you sell cigarettes at that store next store?
- Yes, yes.
- Yeah, I just hope so.
- Have you been to Cebu?
It's so beautiful.
- Look at that.
The name of the store looks like it's Marlboro.
- See, Lola Fae store.
- Lola Fae.
- What does Lola Fae mean?
- It's a Granma Fae.
- Wow.
- That's the name.
- Yeah.
- That's great.
Why the big Marlboro sign?
- Because we sell the cigarette.
- Everybody smokes.
- Yeah.
- Does everybody smoke in the Philippines?
- Yeah, almost everybody.
- Wow.
- You don't smoke.
- I used to.
- Rudy, you don't smoke.
Look at you, you can get all kinds of stuff.
- Yes, chicken, rice, everything.
Name it, you have it.
What's the weirdest thing you have there?
Like sulfate?
- Yeah, probably.
Why sulfate?
- I don't know.
- There's birth controls too in condoms.
- Yeah, birth, condoms, birth controls.
- Is the birth control also in those rice pins
on the floor?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's just a stack of them.
- Do you have like a plan B?
- What plan B?
- No, that's not legal.
- We don't have it there.
- Is abortion illegal in the Philippines?
- No, it's not.
It's illegal.
- It is?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's why you have so many kids.
- Yeah, that's why we have a lot of kids.
- Yeah.
- How many times do you see the man
who slices his brother in half with a machete?
- Oh, Giancarlo.
- Oh.
- Yeah, do you see him often?
- All the time, often.
- Yeah, yeah.
- There's a man that slices his brother in half
and he walks the streets.
- He's my uncle.
- Oh.
- I've met him many times.
- Yeah.
- Sliced him in half.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- That was scary.
- And now he's just walking around.
- My family's evil.
- Yeah, but I remember, so when I first went,
I knew about this uncle and he was at the airport.
- You were hugging him.
- Immediately, 'cause I don't wanna get sliced.
- Yeah, the machete man?
- Well, you know somebody has sliced somebody
with a machete, but you hug them immediately.
- Uncle Machete!
Hi!
- Yeah, yeah.
And I think I said something like,
"Hey, you know I'm a scoundrel."
- Yeah, you are.
- And I'm a survivor.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I'm like, "Hey, whatever your family needs."
- Anything you need.
- Anything you need.
- Do you want me to sharpen your machete?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can buy you a brand new machete.
- I can buy you as many as you want.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many, yeah.
- Any guy that cuts someone in half,
you really stay on their side.
- You stay, yeah.
It's just, I've never seen anyone walk around in society
who's sliced somebody in half with a machete.
- And he didn't serve any time at all?
- He served.
- How long?
- 15.
- 15 years?
- Yes, he got paroled.
- I was gonna say.
- He got paroled.
- Yeah.
- So in the Philippines, you can kill somebody and then--
- Got paroled.
- And you can get paroled.
- We do that all the time here in the States.
- Oh, that's true.
- People get out for murder all the time.
- Yeah.
- In fact, a lot of people here kill people
and they don't even fucking get, they don't,
nothing happens.
- Yeah.
- It's, that's the craziest part.
Then you hear of his case where someone will do something
like stupid and small and they'll get nine years
and you're like, what?
That's the same as the guy who killed somebody.
- Yeah.
- Last, can I have another, may I ask some more questions?
- Please.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can go now?
- No.
- No, no, no, no.
- No.
- Not if you said I was cute, you're staying.
- Yeah, yeah.
Talk more on the mic and that's, you know, that's--
- The mic is here.
- I know and you move over like this.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She's doing fine.
- How do you feel, 'cause in Cebu, beautiful island,
I've been there a couple of times.
I might go back in a couple of months with the family.
- Yeah.
- We hate the Koreans there, we hate the Koreans there,
but we hate them.
They're fine.
- Why, why?
- They help the economy, so they're fine.
- The Koreans there are so cocky.
- They're trying to keep the land.
- Yeah, but they're mean.
- They're owning all the buildings, all the hotels.
- I'll tell you what, they're mean here too.
It's not just over there.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Philippines.
- Yeah, but I see their behavior there.
They look down on me.
- Why, 'cause you're an American Korean?
- I think so.
- They don't respect you.
- They don't respect shit from me, dude.
- Wow.
- You know what I mean?
- They're bland, what's up, dog?
You know how I do it, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're always bland, dog.
- With my sway, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, your sway?
- Yeah.
- Your swag?
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, what's up, dude?
- So what, you guys get, is it a large contingency of Koreans?
- Large.
- There's a lot down there.
- Large.
- Yeah, and the pale ones.
- The pale ones, and they hate us there,
'cause we're just brown.
- But it's your land.
- Well, they have money, so they can put up
a lot of businesses so that they can hate us,
and we can't do anything about it.
- This is very dark.
- Why?
- I don't like that.
- I don't like it either.
- That's so fucked up.
- It's fucked up.
- Well, they're richer than we are, so.
- Yeah, but that doesn't make it right.
Imperialism.
- It's imperialism.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bye, bye.
That's not good.
- Maybe a form of colonization.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is it?
- No, it's not.
- Okay.
- Filipinos think that they are superior,
'cause, you know, they have paler skin,
and we always praise them, they're more money,
and we just think that they're, like, so beautiful.
Yeah, the white skin.
- You don't feel that way.
- No, I hate them.
- They're good.
- Wow, I love that.
- Yeah.
Do you hate Korean Americans or just Koreans over there?
- Just Koreans over there.
- But Korean Americans, how about them?
- I'm okay with them.
- Most of them.
- Most of them.
- What about Koreans in Korea?
- Should I start charging rent?
- I'm not saying, I'm not saying you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm not saying you.
- Should I start charging things?
- I'm saying Koreans in the Philippines.
- I'll give you a birthday present today.
- Oh my God.
- Right?
Would the Cebu Koreans do that?
No.
- No.
- Okay?
Watch your mouth.
- So funny.
- Yeah.
- You're not even Korean.
- Yeah, you're not even Korean.
You're Sandy.
- What do you mean by that?
- She's right.
- You're not Korean.
- What am I?
- Look into those eyes.
- You're an American.
- Oh, if you can.
You're an American.
- I'm an American.
- I'm an American.
- God bless.
You're about as American as it gets.
You're born in San Diego.
You did live the white American life.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I guess so.
- And that's why you don't want me to go out with you
and the other Koreans,
'cause you're embarrassed about the lack of your own culture.
This is really what it's fancy.
- Fancy.
- I love it.
- That's what this is.
- Yeah.
- Because you don't go to church like all those Koreans did
when you're not a church Korean.
You're not one of them.
- Yup.
- Oh, wow.
- Wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Your dad owned businesses.
- Yeah.
- What's the one thing the Philippines has
that you just can't get here,
that you miss more than anything in the world?
- The Filipino delicacies.
- Like the bud bud.
It's a rice cake.
- Bud bud?
- You wrap it in-
- What is the repeating of things that you guys-
- This is how it is in Philippines.
- They want to make sure that you heard them.
- Bud bud, B-U-D, B-U-D.
- Bud bud, car, car, sing sing.
- Correct, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bang bang.
- Correct.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Correct, correct, correct, correct.
- Let's say a couple of just, you know what I mean?
- Bud bud.
- Yeah, it's so good.
- Rice cake.
- Is this something?
Toc, toc.
- Toc, toc is knock.
- Yeah.
- See, they just say it, yeah.
- Yeah, but that's elementary.
- Yeah, yeah, all right.
- Toc, toc, it's, toc, toc, it's like-
- All right.
- That's where they got it from.
- How about ping ping?
- You can say that.
- But is there anything that's-
- But there's no such thing as ping ping.
- What about bokti?
- What?
- Bokti.
- Bokti.
- Bokti.
- Bokti, no, nothing.
- No, no bokti.
- Okla.
- Yeah, okra.
- Okra the vegetable?
- Yeah.
- I'm just naming things that are-
- Yeah, potato.
- Yeah.
Broccoli, broccoli.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, it's interesting.
- Well, how do you say mango?
What's mango?
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, but it's manga, right?
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- Manga.
- So there's a difference between manga and manga?
- Manga.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, but it's manga, right?
-
- The manga is just manga.
- Manga.
- There's no S.
- Manga, manga.
- And the other thing is what?
- Mangas.
- Mangas.
- Mangas.
- Have you ever seen that on TikTok sometimes?
The guy will say, how do you say frog in Japanese?
And how do you say that?
And it'll all be the exact same word like five times.
Have you ever heard?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I don't even know how to explain this video,
but he'll say it.
Oh, there, it's the second video.
Second one down.
Second.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, this guy.
Watch, this is fascinating.
- What's rain in Japanese?
- Ame.
- How about candy?
- Ame.
- Ame.
- Ame.
- Okay.
- Oh.
- I have another one.
What's frog?
- Kaeru.
- Kaeru.
- And to change?
- Kaeru.
- Okay, stop.
Push pause.
AJ, are you gonna frog?
- Kaeru.
- No, it's like change.
- What?
- Wait, is that what I'm saying?
Like frog and change is the same word?
- Yeah.
- But the longer version of this is-
- I don't like those pants.
You should frog it.
- That's actually kind of cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Frog it.
- Frog those pants.
- Yeah, frog those pants right now.
He says, there's one compilation where he's like,
The longest one is like nine times of him saying the same word with like little
tiny inflection.
And it's saying,
They say they're hard workers, but they're kind of lazy.
They're kind of lazy.
They got lazy with their language a little bit.
It's insane.
It's crazy.
Is that it?
It might be.
This is 6.1.
How do you say shoulder in Japanese?
Kata.
How about stiff?
Kata.
How about I bought a shoulder massager?
I bought a shoulder massager because my shoulder was stiff,
but it was hard to use on my shoulders.
I mean, isn't this basically the thesis of this show?
Yes.
That's like this show.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys both mean it.
Translate that in English.
Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.
My back shoulder.
He's actually saying,
I bought a shoulder massager,
but it was hard to massage my shoulde