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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our FAVORITE Restaurants in West Hollywood' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-10. Transcript available.

I used to love eating at those gay restaurants in West Hollywood,
and they're literally all gone.
They're literally all gone.
Yeah.
Like basics, and they're all gone.
All those things are gone.
The come and go?
That was a...
Oh, my God was so good.
Rump and dump?
Rump and dump was so good.
Their beefcakes?
Oof!
They had beefcakes at Rump and dump.
Merrick's is back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Merrick's is back?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Do you ever eat at Saks?
I've never eaten at Saks.
Oh.
No.
Their cream of...
The clam chowder there?
It's so good.
I don't know what cream they use, but...
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Saks, this was so good.
Oh, what about that new place, Gargle?
Is Gargle open yet?
Gargle?
Oh, it's so good.
I think they got a Michelin star.
Did they really?
Yeah, what's your favorite dish at Gargle?
Like my prep...
Okay, I mean, you're not going to like this.
Yeah, yeah.
Just because I'm a big meat guy, I'm a beef guy.
I get it.
But it's called the Long Dong Wong.
It's so good.
It's Asian crusted...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red American meat.
I love cream tubes.
Oh, I love a cream tube.
I'll squirt those all over.
Dude, you get four cream tubes, dude.
I don't know what's in the middle.
Why do I need to know?
I don't need to know.
So sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's sweet.
It's very sweet.
And it kind of tastes like bleach.
Yeah, it smells like it.
Like a scent of bleach.
But anyway, we love creams.
What's it called?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Nothing.
Have you guys tried abalone or abalone with salt?
Can we rewind for a second?
We're doing bits.
Just listen.
We're doing bits about make-believe gay restaurants.
You're right.
And gay dishes.
And then you throw in abalone.
Oh, yeah.
It is.
Or like an asshole.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we go.
Good.
So what you say is, have you been to abalone?
It's a new lesbian restaurant.
Yeah.
Giving you the joke.
It's very easy.
There it is.
Yeah, yeah.
And that looks good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be your server.
I'm Marge.
Welcome to abalone.
I'm Barbara.
This is my partner, Barbara.
Yeah.
We got married the first week.
You want our clams?
We sell clams and dirty tacos.
The place.
Welcome to Snatch.
Yeah.
It has nothing to do with the movie.
Okay?
What do you want to order here at Snatch?
Yeah.
You're pretty cute.
Yeah.
I'm Barbara.
I'm Marge.
I'm so aggressive.
Yeah, you want to bring some?
Well, you know.
Get in or get out?
Yeah.
I can peg you guys.
Right on.
Right on.
Right on.
After the meal, what do you want?
Make up a dish.
Can I have a white sausage?
No, you get that at Saks.
Do you think you're at Saks?
You go to Gargle for that.
Yeah, you go to Gargle.
Yeah, Gargle has that.
Yeah.
You're at Snatch.
What do you want here at Snatch?
Can I have a clam chowder?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How do you want to pay?
Yeah.
You can peg me and I can eat you out.
Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah.
What's the tip?
No tip.
That's right.
That's right.
Clams only.
Come back to Snatch anytime.
I'm Barbara.
Bring a friend, you gash.
What's your name again?
March.
You see that?
Yeah, anyway.
I got to eat there.
Yeah, I got to eat there.
Got to eat that.
Abalone.
Abalone.
Abalone.
Oh, man, I saw that Eddie Murphy documentary.
I heard it's good.
I just finished it last night.
I heard it's good.
It's okay.
Not great?
It shows a lot of his house.
It's like a lot about his house.
Yeah.
It's very strange.
It flows very poorly.
A roof that retracts.
It was a retractable roof that opens up to the outside.
I know he had mentioned that he was kind of maybe thought about maybe doing
comedy.
He talks about it a little bit.
But I don't know.
I mean, he's one of the greatest of all time.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I'm not saying that.
What do you mean by I don't know?
He lives an insulated life.
Yeah, he does.
Right?
Yeah.
For him to do it, he'd have to go back and dwell with us in our club.
Oh, no chance.
There's no way he'll do that.
Well, that's not true.
I mean, I don't know if you...
Because Chappelle, you know, the other night, Chappelle was at the store.
You know what I mean?
Louis does.
I mean, all these, you know, guys that are...
But they're still working the game.
Right.
But what for him...
Don't you think that for him...
Like, Martin Lawrence does it, right?
At the store, right?
He'd have to come down to the store or a place like that.
Or do you think that he would do what Jamie Foxx does and just write it and
just do it?
Write it and go.
Right.
He would do an arena tour and just do it live.
Sandler does that.
Yeah, but I still see Sandler in the belly room and stuff like that.
He does work out sometimes, but not like Dave or Louis.
I know, but still, he still does it.
Don't you think there needs to be a degree of him doing that?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I think he...
I just can't see it.
You don't want him to come back?
I do.
I would love to see it.
Yeah.
I'm a huge fan.
I don't know if he wants to.
It feels like when he watched this thing.
Did you guys watch it?
I did.
It felt like he...
It felt like he...
I think he's going to be back in the movies, not doing stand-up.
Yeah, it kind of felt like he had said...
Because he had said, I'm not a stand-up comic.
He is, though.
No, he says it in the fucking movie like three times.
He goes, I'm not a stand-up comic.
I'm a comedian.
I'm an actor.
I'm a musician.
I'm an artist.
And I just flow through whatever art I deliver.
He's a man of many occupations.
Well, he was.
I mean, he has a fucking Grammy for music and for a comedy album.
Is that true?
Doesn't he have one for each?
I mean, it's insane.
It's insane.
Yeah.
Legend.
The guy's the G.
But also, comedy album and best R&B instrumental performance, right?
It's incredible.
I mean, look.
My girl wants to party all the time.
Oh, he has one win in three and a half.
So the other one was just a nomination.
Still getting nominated is a huge deal.
No, no, no.
I know.
I just thought he won both for some reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so your mom's here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot you were here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, I want to know, though.
Your dating life is going good.
You're happy.
You're feeling free now?
I think so.
What's going on?
Oh, tell them about what happened the other night.
We almost died.
You and the guy?
No, me.
No.
What?
In the house.
In the house, we almost died.
Elephant ghost?
Yeah.
What happened?
So I'm potting, and all of a sudden, I hear this beeping throughout the house.
Not just downstairs, but upstairs, too.
Like, all four of the monitors were beeping.
Mm-hmm.
And then I stopped.
I went up there.
I was like, what the fuck is going on?
And the main one that was blinking red, at the end of the podcast, I went up
there.
I go, just yank it.
And as they yanked it, it said a little ominous thing.
It was-
It was-
It goes, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.
Yeah.
So, ominous thing.
It's a carbon monoxide detector?
Yes.
And you ripped it out?
You need those.
Keep those.
No, we ripped it out.
We took it out.
We took it out, yeah.
No, no, put that-
I'm not kidding.
Put that back.
No, we won't.
But-
Okay.
And so, there was a thing, what do we do here?
And I opted to stay.
Yeah, and everyone was saying we have to evacuate, and Tito Bobby's like, no, I'm
going to play
my game.
Well, you don't have to stay, but you ripped it-
Open the windows, maybe?
Yeah.
You ripped it out because it was making a noise.
Yeah, but I guess the second concern would be dying.
That'd be my first.
Oh, I see.
I switched them.
Because the noise is telling you, hey, it's not safe.
Yeah.
And you go, turn that off.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I was getting mad at him because he was just laughing.
So, she's like running around with a cage trying to catch our cats.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, I'm going to play Outer Worlds 2.
You know what I mean?
If I die, I die.
And he wouldn't listen.
I was like, you have to get out.
Just go to your girlfriend or something.
I don't have a girlfriend.
To your girl.
Eat another worm.
Back to guzzles.
And then he wouldn't go out.
Yeah.
You got to, you genuinely.
What?
You got to get that taken care of.
Because if you get, you won't know.
So, then what will happen, I reluctantly, you know what I mean?
I succumbed to the actual reality of it.
I called the gas company.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good move.
And they came over.
Right.
And guess what?
What?
No carbon monoxide.
No carbon monoxide.
Well, that's a good thing.
It's good to check.
My instinct was right.
Right, McCone?
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm a thinker, right?
Because I can smell it a mile away.
You know what I can smell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the shit on his nose.
Little fucking loser.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking good about you a couple days ago, too.
That's out the window.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See what happens?
Yeah.
You go here, you drift away from this.
So, you know, as a friend of yours, and I love you very much, right?
Stay with this.
Yeah.
Okay?
The better part.
But don't go against me.
I wouldn't have to.
Just don't, you know.
No, no, no.
I don't want you.
You're out.
You're out at sea.
And you see what happens?
You see what happens when you're a trader?
See, what happens is, the guy who took you, he doesn't really want you.
And then you go, oh, can I come back home?
Like, Denise, can I come back?
That little stint I had with that college co-ed, Denise, I'm so sorry.
I want to be home with you and the kids.
And Denise is like, we've moved on.
The doors are locked.
Charles, get a hotel.
Oh, no.
And that's you right now.
You're Charles.
Yeah.
And Denise, me at the home with the kids, you know, I'm whipping up a cake
because I don't want little Daniel to find out why daddy's gone
because he's with a college co-ed that he met at Barney's Beanery on Friday
night.
Yeah.
So, how about that?
How about that?
How do you feel now, Charles?
Well, you let Rudy go off and come back.
Also, McCone said before that he prefers Tito Andrew.
When did he say that?
When we were hanging out.
I do.
I do prefer Tito.
Like, he said he doesn't really know Tito Bobby and he just-
Yeah, but I don't want him anymore.
So, he's out.
Wait, I want to get to this.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's a window that's open.
There's carbon monoxide in the room.
Okay.
And now you close it.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep it in here.
So, when were you guys hanging out?
That's, I think, more I'm concerned about.
Um, I think, like, two months ago.
Yeah.
At the same time.
Shut up.
Yeah.
He said to you, I prefer Tito Andrew over Tito Bobby.
And the reason why?
Like, you're just not-
Like, he just doesn't like you.
You don't like me.
No, I said you don't open up as much.
Like, I- especially, like, even on the bus, I try to be, like, ask you
questions about comedy and, like, old stories and you'd be like, ah, nah, nah,
nah.
And you'd go on your Switch or you'd be like, I don't do small talk.
Do I do small talk?
You do not.
I do not.
But that wasn't even- that was big talk.
No, that's small talk.
I was like, you know-
No, no, no.
You know what big talk is?
I'm losing my left leg.
I go, what's going on?
That's big talk.
Yeah, yeah, that's big talk.
When he refers to small talk and big talk, it's not about the depth or the
breadth of the conversation.
It's with whom he's speaking with and you are small talk.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would he have small talk with-
Like, when we were in Australia, right, remember Dakota Fanning was there?
Yes.
And there was some small talk with her.
That's fine.
I allow a small talk.
Dakota gets small talk.
Yeah.
Oh, the weather is great.
You did mention it, like, four times.
What do you mean?
She kept- she said that at dinner.
She goes, your buddy kept talking about the weather.
Well, because I was starstruck.
Small talk with a big person.
Yes.
He's saying you're small talk with a small person in his life, so he's not
interested.
Yeah.
It can't be that.
I think I just learned to temper my expectations.
Well, you're also mean to me as well.
Yeah.
I mean, we have podcast proof of it.
How am I supposed to feel?
Here's a guy that's supposedly working for us, the company.
Should be.
I'm a big part of it, right?
Yeah.
And you talk to me like I'm garbage.
Because I'm not as clever as you are, so I have to go the lowest form, which is
being-
Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
Yeah, I know.
You're beeping back, dude.
You're beeping back.
You're beeping back, dude.
Don't do that.
Yeah, yeah.
We know better.
Don't play koi.
Don't play koi.
Don't play Joe Koi, dude.
Don't play koi fish in a pond, pal.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Anyway.
It's fine.
It is what it is.
But I will say this.
But I like what happened today, though.
Yeah.
And the more of that, I like.
It felt like when we watched Jaws on the bus.
I love that.
See, we did have moments.
I know.
Yeah, excuse me.
Carlos, you're in my heart forever.
Thanks, bro.
Okay?
Fancy, you're in my heart forever.
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, thank you to the other guy.

Our FAVORITE Restaurants in West Hollywood

I used to love eating at those gay restaurants in West Hollywood,
and they're literally all gone.
They're literally all gone.
Yeah.
Like basics, and they're all gone.
All those things are gone.
The come and go?
That was a...
Oh, my God was so good.
Rump and dump?
Rump and dump was so good.
Their beefcakes?
Oof!
They had beefcakes at Rump and dump.
Merrick's is back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Merrick's is back?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Do you ever eat at Saks?
I've never eaten at Saks.
Oh.
No.
Their cream of...
The clam chowder there?
It's so good.
I don't know what cream they use, but...
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Saks, this was so good.
Oh, what about that new place, Gargle?
Is Gargle open yet?
Gargle?
Oh, it's so good.
I think they got a Michelin star.
Did they really?
Yeah, what's your favorite dish at Gargle?
Like my prep...
Okay, I mean, you're not going to like this.
Yeah, yeah.
Just because I'm a big meat guy, I'm a beef guy.
I get it.
But it's called the Long Dong Wong.
It's so good.
It's Asian crusted...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red American meat.
I love cream tubes.
Oh, I love a cream tube.
I'll squirt those all over.
Dude, you get four cream tubes, dude.
I don't know what's in the middle.
Why do I need to know?
I don't need to know.
So sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's sweet.
It's very sweet.
And it kind of tastes like bleach.
Yeah, it smells like it.
Like a scent of bleach.
But anyway, we love creams.
What's it called?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Nothing.
Have you guys tried abalone or abalone with salt?
Can we rewind for a second?
We're doing bits.
Just listen.
We're doing bits about make-believe gay restaurants.
You're right.
And gay dishes.
And then you throw in abalone.
Oh, yeah.
It is.
Or like an asshole.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we go.
Good.
So what you say is, have you been to abalone?
It's a new lesbian restaurant.
Yeah.
Giving you the joke.
It's very easy.
There it is.
Yeah, yeah.
And that looks good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be your server.
I'm Marge.
Welcome to abalone.
I'm Barbara.
This is my partner, Barbara.
Yeah.
We got married the first week.
You want our clams?
We sell clams and dirty tacos.
The place.
Welcome to Snatch.
Yeah.
It has nothing to do with the movie.
Okay?
What do you want to order here at Snatch?
Yeah.
You're pretty cute.
Yeah.
I'm Barbara.
I'm Marge.
I'm so aggressive.
Yeah, you want to bring some?
Well, you know.
Get in or get out?
Yeah.
I can peg you guys.
Right on.
Right on.
Right on.
After the meal, what do you want?
Make up a dish.
Can I have a white sausage?
No, you get that at Saks.
Do you think you're at Saks?
You go to Gargle for that.
Yeah, you go to Gargle.
Yeah, Gargle has that.
Yeah.
You're at Snatch.
What do you want here at Snatch?
Can I have a clam chowder?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How do you want to pay?
Yeah.
You can peg me and I can eat you out.
Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah.
What's the tip?
No tip.
That's right.
That's right.
Clams only.
Come back to Snatch anytime.
I'm Barbara.
Bring a friend, you gash.
What's your name again?
March.
You see that?
Yeah, anyway.
I got to eat there.
Yeah, I got to eat there.
Got to eat that.
Abalone.
Abalone.
Abalone.
Oh, man, I saw that Eddie Murphy documentary.
I heard it's good.
I just finished it last night.
I heard it's good.
It's okay.
Not great?
It shows a lot of his house.
It's like a lot about his house.
Yeah.
It's very strange.
It flows very poorly.
A roof that retracts.
It was a retractable roof that opens up to the outside.
I know he had mentioned that he was kind of maybe thought about maybe doing
comedy.
He talks about it a little bit.
But I don't know.
I mean, he's one of the greatest of all time.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I'm not saying that.
What do you mean by I don't know?
He lives an insulated life.
Yeah, he does.
Right?
Yeah.
For him to do it, he'd have to go back and dwell with us in our club.
Oh, no chance.
There's no way he'll do that.
Well, that's not true.
I mean, I don't know if you...
Because Chappelle, you know, the other night, Chappelle was at the store.
You know what I mean?
Louis does.
I mean, all these, you know, guys that are...
But they're still working the game.
Right.
But what for him...
Don't you think that for him...
Like, Martin Lawrence does it, right?
At the store, right?
He'd have to come down to the store or a place like that.
Or do you think that he would do what Jamie Foxx does and just write it and
just do it?
Write it and go.
Right.
He would do an arena tour and just do it live.
Sandler does that.
Yeah, but I still see Sandler in the belly room and stuff like that.
He does work out sometimes, but not like Dave or Louis.
I know, but still, he still does it.
Don't you think there needs to be a degree of him doing that?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I think he...
I just can't see it.
You don't want him to come back?
I do.
I would love to see it.
Yeah.
I'm a huge fan.
I don't know if he wants to.
It feels like when he watched this thing.
Did you guys watch it?
I did.
It felt like he...
It felt like he...
I think he's going to be back in the movies, not doing stand-up.
Yeah, it kind of felt like he had said...
Because he had said, I'm not a stand-up comic.
He is, though.
No, he says it in the fucking movie like three times.
He goes, I'm not a stand-up comic.
I'm a comedian.
I'm an actor.
I'm a musician.
I'm an artist.
And I just flow through whatever art I deliver.
He's a man of many occupations.
Well, he was.
I mean, he has a fucking Grammy for music and for a comedy album.
Is that true?
Doesn't he have one for each?
I mean, it's insane.
It's insane.
Yeah.
Legend.
The guy's the G.
But also, comedy album and best R&B instrumental performance, right?
It's incredible.
I mean, look.
My girl wants to party all the time.
Oh, he has one win in three and a half.
So the other one was just a nomination.
Still getting nominated is a huge deal.
No, no, no.
I know.
I just thought he won both for some reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so your mom's here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot you were here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, I want to know, though.
Your dating life is going good.
You're happy.
You're feeling free now?
I think so.
What's going on?
Oh, tell them about what happened the other night.
We almost died.
You and the guy?
No, me.
No.
What?
In the house.
In the house, we almost died.
Elephant ghost?
Yeah.
What happened?
So I'm potting, and all of a sudden, I hear this beeping throughout the house.
Not just downstairs, but upstairs, too.
Like, all four of the monitors were beeping.
Mm-hmm.
And then I stopped.
I went up there.
I was like, what the fuck is going on?
And the main one that was blinking red, at the end of the podcast, I went up
there.
I go, just yank it.
And as they yanked it, it said a little ominous thing.
It was-
It was-
It goes, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.
Yeah.
So, ominous thing.
It's a carbon monoxide detector?
Yes.
And you ripped it out?
You need those.
Keep those.
No, we ripped it out.
We took it out.
We took it out, yeah.
No, no, put that-
I'm not kidding.
Put that back.
No, we won't.
But-
Okay.
And so, there was a thing, what do we do here?
And I opted to stay.
Yeah, and everyone was saying we have to evacuate, and Tito Bobby's like, no, I'm
going to play
my game.
Well, you don't have to stay, but you ripped it-
Open the windows, maybe?
Yeah.
You ripped it out because it was making a noise.
Yeah, but I guess the second concern would be dying.
That'd be my first.
Oh, I see.
I switched them.
Because the noise is telling you, hey, it's not safe.
Yeah.
And you go, turn that off.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I was getting mad at him because he was just laughing.
So, she's like running around with a cage trying to catch our cats.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, I'm going to play Outer Worlds 2.
You know what I mean?
If I die, I die.
And he wouldn't listen.
I was like, you have to get out.
Just go to your girlfriend or something.
I don't have a girlfriend.
To your girl.
Eat another worm.
Back to guzzles.
And then he wouldn't go out.
Yeah.
You got to, you genuinely.
What?
You got to get that taken care of.
Because if you get, you won't know.
So, then what will happen, I reluctantly, you know what I mean?
I succumbed to the actual reality of it.
I called the gas company.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good move.
And they came over.
Right.
And guess what?
What?
No carbon monoxide.
No carbon monoxide.
Well, that's a good thing.
It's good to check.
My instinct was right.
Right, McCone?
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm a thinker, right?
Because I can smell it a mile away.
You know what I can smell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the shit on his nose.
Little fucking loser.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking good about you a couple days ago, too.
That's out the window.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See what happens?
Yeah.
You go here, you drift away from this.
So, you know, as a friend of yours, and I love you very much, right?
Stay with this.
Yeah.
Okay?
The better part.
But don't go against me.
I wouldn't have to.
Just don't, you know.
No, no, no.
I don't want you.
You're out.
You're out at sea.
And you see what happens?
You see what happens when you're a trader?
See, what happens is, the guy who took you, he doesn't really want you.
And then you go, oh, can I come back home?
Like, Denise, can I come back?
That little stint I had with that college co-ed, Denise, I'm so sorry.
I want to be home with you and the kids.
And Denise is like, we've moved on.
The doors are locked.
Charles, get a hotel.
Oh, no.
And that's you right now.
You're Charles.
Yeah.
And Denise, me at the home with the kids, you know, I'm whipping up a cake
because I don't want little Daniel to find out why daddy's gone
because he's with a college co-ed that he met at Barney's Beanery on Friday
night.
Yeah.
So, how about that?
How about that?
How do you feel now, Charles?
Well, you let Rudy go off and come back.
Also, McCone said before that he prefers Tito Andrew.
When did he say that?
When we were hanging out.
I do.
I do prefer Tito.
Like, he said he doesn't really know Tito Bobby and he just-
Yeah, but I don't want him anymore.
So, he's out.
Wait, I want to get to this.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's a window that's open.
There's carbon monoxide in the room.
Okay.
And now you close it.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep it in here.
So, when were you guys hanging out?
That's, I think, more I'm concerned about.
Um, I think, like, two months ago.
Yeah.
At the same time.
Shut up.
Yeah.
He said to you, I prefer Tito Andrew over Tito Bobby.
And the reason why?
Like, you're just not-
Like, he just doesn't like you.
You don't like me.
No, I said you don't open up as much.
Like, I- especially, like, even on the bus, I try to be, like, ask you
questions about comedy and, like, old stories and you'd be like, ah, nah, nah,
nah.
And you'd go on your Switch or you'd be like, I don't do small talk.
Do I do small talk?
You do not.
I do not.
But that wasn't even- that was big talk.
No, that's small talk.
I was like, you know-
No, no, no.
You know what big talk is?
I'm losing my left leg.
I go, what's going on?
That's big talk.
Yeah, yeah, that's big talk.
When he refers to small talk and big talk, it's not about the depth or the
breadth of the conversation.
It's with whom he's speaking with and you are small talk.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would he have small talk with-
Like, when we were in Australia, right, remember Dakota Fanning was there?
Yes.
And there was some small talk with her.
That's fine.
I allow a small talk.
Dakota gets small talk.
Yeah.
Oh, the weather is great.
You did mention it, like, four times.
What do you mean?
She kept- she said that at dinner.
She goes, your buddy kept talking about the weather.
Well, because I was starstruck.
Small talk with a big person.
Yes.
He's saying you're small talk with a small person in his life, so he's not
interested.
Yeah.
It can't be that.
I think I just learned to temper my expectations.
Well, you're also mean to me as well.
Yeah.
I mean, we have podcast proof of it.
How am I supposed to feel?
Here's a guy that's supposedly wor