Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Learn About Elephant Ghosts
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Learn About Elephant Ghosts' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-11. Transcript available.

I was watching TikTok today, and I was really concerned about something.
What?
You're not going to be able to see it because I have my algorithms f***ed up.
Hmm.
But there's not a better way to say it.
I'm just going to say it.
Elephant Ghosts.
Hmm.
You're not going to be able to see it online.
Is this a sequel?
To Karate Ghosts.
To Karate Ghosts?
Yeah.
Can I tell you something about Elephant Ghosts?
Right.
There is an elephant in the room.
All right.
So many puns inside of that.
Yeah, every time you do that.
You know what I mean?
Let's address that elephant in the room.
The only way I can...
You stepped right on a great joke.
Do it again.
Nah, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I explain it?
You're not going to be able to Google it.
Okay.
Yeah, what is it?
I'm going to tell you.
Okay, so scientists have figured out that elephants...
You know, when they make their sound?
How do you do it?
Is that right?
Right?
Right?
Each that they do, right?
Is a lot of it's a name of another elephant.
Shut up.
Yes.
Shut up.
Yes.
So they can go...
And another elephant goes...
It's like Randy.
Oh, it's just for one guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Jonathan.
Right?
So what they did...
They fucked up one day, the scientists.
Right?
They recorded an elephant.
Right?
And then they went to a herd to experiment.
Right?
And they did the sound.
Right?
But what they didn't realize is that elephant had died.
Oh, my God.
So all the other elephants were freaked the fuck out.
Like, fuck, ghosts!
Right?
So they tricked elephants into thinking that ghosts are real.
By accident.
And then the daughter of that elephant, for a month, was looking for her mom.
Is this a documentary?
No, I saw it on TikTok.
This is like the saddest shit I've ever heard of.
I know.
I'm telling you, it's ghost elephants, man.
That's insane.
It's insane, dude.
How sad is it?
So it called out the name and the elephant tried to find its...
Yeah, the kid of the elephant tried to find the mom.
Like, maybe she's alive.
Oh.
I don't know.
Is that sad?
Like, fucking remember what you recorded is the lesson, I think.
God, that's so dark to think, though.
They're very intelligent, right?
They're intelligent, too.
So they're like...
Half of them were freaked out because imagine they know instinctually
that this elephant had died.
Right.
Then they hear it, right?
And they're like, what is going on here?
Yeah, that's...
It's not cool.
That makes me think in some weird, we're in a simulation way,
that the reason that we have ghosts or the thought of ghosts
is because something above us is playing with us.
Whoa, what?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Same idea.
Someone's fucking with us.
Someone is puppeteering us.
You know what?
You want to know how I know the world is simulation
or it's organized through coordination?
I went to the fucking mall today
to go get my cologne refilled.
Whoa, whoa, stop.
What?
What?
You went to La Labo?
At the mall.
At La Labo?
Yeah.
What's the cologne again?
La Labo.
No, what's the cologne that you get there?
Oh, I'm not going to tell you.
No, because you keep trying to jack it.
I know.
Tell me what the cologne is.
Well, first of all, it's a mix of two,
and I'm not going to tell you.
You got to tell me the mix.
I make them mix two of them.
I'm not going to tell you.
It's for me.
She makes it for me.
I know, but I like it.
You have so many scents.
Why can't we do it together?
You fucking have so many scents.
I know.
Why can't we do it together?
No, no, because-
That's the thing about you.
You'd never want to do things together.
Fuck you.
When you had to, first of all, you banned-
Unbelievable.
You banned me from wearing Santal
because you were like,
I wear it first.
You can't wear it.
Yeah, that's my scent.
What the fuck are we talking about?
This is my scent.
That's not your scent.
You combined two.
Yeah, I made my own.
I know, but the thing is
that you can't combine two.
Yes, I can.
That's everyone's scent
if you combine two.
No, it's nobody's scent.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me the two, dude.
Boop.
I'm going to back right out of here.
I'm not booping it.
You're booping.
I'm not booping shit, dude.
You're trying to angle me
to give it away.
Let me just say something.
I didn't know
that you can combine
at La Labo.
First of all, whites need it
because we smell bad.
You guys have your own
natural scent.
We need it.
Of what?
Pipe up, white.
Yeah, we smell bad.
We smell bad.
We need it.
Your pits smell bad.
Our whole body smells.
I hate it.
You don't need it.
Yeah, but I do.
You don't.
It's just out of curiosity.
No one at home do this.
That's white body.
You're doing white body
by using cologne.
Pito Bobby has like a scent
that smells like cow shit.
It's like the best thing
in the world.
What's it called?
I don't know.
It smells so bad.
Yeah.
Wait, you bottled?
You said someone
bottled that for you?
No, I went to a farm.
Bend over cow shit.
What is it called?
I don't know what it's called.
I'll bring it in next time,
but it's a-
Fill up cow shit cologne.
It's for cowboys.
I mean, really though?
What is this?
You, you, you,
it just smells awful.
It doesn't smell like cow shit.
It smells like a,
like a dirty barn.
It smells like cow shit.
There's one,
a manure selling cement,
a se,
smoke,
ah,
Beru's Ru Al-Assam.
Tell the,
go the,
go,
go down the lane.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Yeah.
What you're saying,
I'm playing with-
signed a cologne man.
And it will smell like shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Smell,
it's New Delhi.
Smell.
Yeah, okay.
So,
just,
okay,
we'll bleep it out.
No.
Bob.
You're so rude.
It's the one thing.
It's,
you're so rude.
Is your scent,
your scent is personal to you.
It's personal to you.
Okay.
Well,
if you're going to be like that,
I will hide things too.
Like what?
Are there just certain things that I know about
that I would like to share with,
I don't even know anything specifically.
You hide all sorts of shit.
Most of the time,
if I say,
do you want to go get,
we're going to get something to eat after this,
you want to come eat?
And you go,
no,
I'm going to go,
I'm going to go do whatever.
Then I'll find out that you're at a restaurant alone
or with a group of other people.
Don't I do that.
We find out that you'll go out with other people,
sneak away,
go to places without us.
Because with the whites,
it's different.
Oh,
well then,
oh,
so it's a race thing.
It really is.
And I,
you know what?
I'm not ashamed of saying it right.
And guess what,
bud?
I'm not ashamed of sharing my heritage
with our audience.
Okay.
Okay.
There are times when you're with other Koreans
and Asians,
sometimes some Chinese
and some others,
right?
But from our land,
our continent.
Okay.
Okay.
You're not included,
by the way.
Don't try to shoehorn yourself.
Yeah.
You're adrift in the ocean somewhere.
We call you floaters.
Yeah.
Stay out there floaters.
So there are times where,
and they're mostly people that are comics
or in the business.
Mostly comics that are Asian.
Writers and stuff like that.
And it's like,
they go,
hey,
let's go somewhere after your set.
And I see you.
And I'm like,
I just know that Andrew will not like this place
because it's so far from our house.
Judgy,
judgy,
judgy.
Yeah.
So we'll go to like Sunundang.
Don't you love Sunundang?
Although you guys got diarrhea the other night.
Yeah,
but I still love it.
Yeah.
I love it too.
I'll have it every time.
But it's a late night place.
It's great.
You're not going to like it.
I'm not going to invite you.
You've never been to Sunundang?
But you see what he did?
Where did we go with me,
you and where was that at?
Where was that place?
Agassi Gopjeong.
Agassi Gopjeong.
Yeah,
yeah,
you didn't eat.
Why would I?
What?
Yes,
I did.
Barely.
We had just come from dinner.
We literally had dinner.
I know,
but I watched.
You said,
where are you?
I said,
I'm eating dinner.
I watched you.
I watched you.
And it's like,
you know what I mean?
I don't like that.
Don't do that fake shit.
You know I love Korean.
I love Korean barbecue.
I love it.
Okay, okay.
I'll go to fucking Chubjeong.
I'll go to wherever the fuck
you want me to go.
Okay,
go to Chubjeong.
But you got to,
but here,
I know the truth.
We'll go to Sudanese.
No,
I know what it really is.
Yeah.
Here's the real truth.
You get together
with,
with,
you know,
the yellow crew
and you guys all huddle up
and you're like,
no white,
no white.
And you get in your Hyundais
and you zip away
and you don't invite.
They call them rice rockets,
okay?
We drive away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you drive,
and you guys,
you enjoy the night
without the whites.
That's what it is.
It's a night without whites.
Can we have a night
without the whites?
You have them all the time.
No,
I don't.
Your house is.
You're surrounded by them.
Your house is filled
with no whites.
Yeah.
It's filled with non-whites.
Yeah.
We went to a restaurant
last night
with Louie Katz
and he's like,
I made a reservation.
You know what I mean?
And I knew once he,
when Louie Katz says,
I made a reservation.
Jewish deli.
It's a white place.
And we go in there,
I can't tell you what it is
because,
and we sat there
and you look around the room,
it's all old white people,
which is fine.
I love,
I'm a man of the people.
You know what I mean?
How old whites?
Are we talking like?
Anywhere from like 50 to 80.
So I belong to age range,
right?
But not in terms of
culinary tastes
and flavors.
And I did not like it.
But,
and everyone is enjoying it.
And I,
and I,
I'm always aware of like
the demographics of a restaurant.
You never,
you don't do that?
You want young,
non.
I'll give you a prime example.
I was,
I went to a breakfast spot,
which is my favorite one.
The one we,
I mentioned the last time,
the griddle.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I was with my,
this girl that I'm seeing,
she's white.
And we're sitting there
and she's very liberal
and she's very open.
And we're having pancakes
and whatnot,
right?
And we both turn to each other
and go,
this is,
feels like America to me.
Because you're allowed
to share pancakes with someone.
No,
no,
no.
Just,
if you look at the Democrats
of the room,
right?
You know what I mean?
You have the gigantic Samoan guy.
Yeah.
And you have the two,
you know what I mean?
College white girls.
And you see like,
you know,
a black guy with a white family.
I mean,
just,
you know what I mean?
Just like,
a black guy who kidnapped
a white family?
No,
no,
no,
like the movie Precious.
Not that movie Precious.
What's the one about
with Sander Bullock?
Blindside.
Blindside.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Very different film.
I mean,
at their core.
Yeah,
yeah,
at the core,
yeah.
They're similar.
I mean,
that football player
did end up getting HIV
in that movie.
Yeah,
before HIV.
Right.
Yeah,
yeah.
But anyway,
you know,
you see the Blindside stuff,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it's like,
oh,
this,
what?
Just to call it that is insane.
We should have a restaurant
called The Precious Blindside.
Yeah,
yeah.
How good would that place be?
Yeah,
but it feels like,
oh,
this is kind of the America
I want to live in.
Sure,
a diverse America.
Yeah,
the middle of West Hollywood.
Yeah.
Very American.
Yeah,
I understand that
because of the location
that I live
and the state
that I live in
that it might not look like
where Macomb grew up,
right?
But I can dream,
can I?
You can.
Yeah.
Yeah.