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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Saves Bobby Mom from Fall' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-14. Transcript available.

- Rudy said you didn't help your mom and you--
- Because she was next to her.
- It's her, your mom.
- I know, I understand that, but when your mom falls,
everyone knows this rule.
When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up.
Everyone knows that.
- That sounds like a good rule.
- Yeah, yeah, she fell over, and before I could respond,
Jules was already picking her up.
- Yeah.
- And also, it's like, when you're falling off of a chair,
dude, it's, what's going on?
- Well, when you reach a certain age, you're gonna fall,
and your mom fell while we were in Phoenix,
and I felt a little bad.
- Why?
- Because it's sad when old people fall.
- It is fall.
- 'Cause they can--
- It is sad, it's fall, it's winter.
- It is a fall.
No, she fell over, and I saw Jules do the movement
of picking her up, so I didn't bother.
- But Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, oh,
but you didn't really, she didn't really.
- No, she did.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, she's a caring person.
- She is?
- And then my mom goes, I like her.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We had a great time in Phoenix.
We were opening for Shane Gillis.
- Mm, amen.
- Who probably once again cracked a record
of ticket sales out there in Phoenix.
The guy--
- It was incredible.
- 20,000, something like that.
- Norman, you, me, McCusker.
- Nate.
- What a lineup.
- It was an unbelievable lineup.
- The black guy.
- Nate.
- Nate.
- Yeah, his name's Nate.
- He's awesome.
- When I was on stage, I was just like,
round of applause for Santino, McCusker, Norman.
Because I forgot that black guy's name.
- Did you really?
- Yeah, I was gonna say black guy,
but in front of 18,000 people, I don't think.
You're just so calm up there and in control.
- You have to be.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I think if you go up there
and you show any semblance of like nerves,
I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics.
- Oh, dude, bro.
Let me say something about that.
What's so funny?
- You're a great catcher.
- You were a really good catcher.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm a good catcher, dude.
- Dude, no, and he was throwing it back
with like some heat on it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was pretty good.
- With the serious face?
- No, he was genuinely in there.
- Yamamoto style, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- I'm a little Shohei, dude.
- Well, they're two different guys, but yeah.
- Is that Shohei Yamamoto?
- Yeah, it can be.
- No, dude, I have those Asian baseball skills.
- You really do?
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's like, it's in your blood.
I can tell the way you set up to the ball,
the way you throw.
- Yeah, I didn't want it back
'cause I didn't want to like bury Bill Burr.
- Yeah, oh.
- And Burr.
- Yeah, you didn't want to.
- 'Cause Kreischer and Burr showed up.
Let me, can I just say something
about the Special Olympics event you did?
- Yeah.
- I was, I felt, I was sitting there in the stands
watching you coach them.
And I was like, and then it's your event.
And I was like, what a good guy he is.
You're a really good guy.
- I just.
- No, no, you're a good person, dude.
- It was fun, man.
- Yeah.
- I think it's a rad thing to do.
- For you to take your day out like that
and get everyone to go.
Kreese was there doing the announcing.
- Nick was killing it.
- He was killing it.
- And I will say, and shout out to the people that showed up
and Frankie Quinones came as Creeper.
As Creeper Cholofet, did you, were you there?
- No, where was he?
- Oh, bro, it was so sick.
He came later 'cause he had something to do earlier in the day.
- Oh, fuck, I missed him.
- And Creeper showed up and he was like,
he was like walking up to the mountain.
He's like, "Hey, bro, pitcher, I'm a pitcher!"
And he was, he was throwing pitches and he was dancing,
like robot in between pitches.
- Oh, dude, there's not a nicest guy, funniest dude.
- I love Frankie.
- Frankie Quinones is so, so dope.
And then he went up to everybody as Creeper
and like took photos and was talking to them and stuff.
- Yeah.
- It was, dude, it was such a fun.
- He's a good dude.
- It was a super fun day.
- Yeah.
But just the, that you do care and I want to get involved.
I got to do a charity.
- I think we should, we should do more.
- No, I want my own charity.
What do I do?
- What charity would need, who needs the most money?
- Yeah, I just want to be able to participate here.
- You know what we, you know what we should do?
We should do Big Brother.
Where we like, 'cause we don't have kids.
So we should like adopt, you know, like Big Brother,
like you take them on the weekend to do cool shit.
Young kids without.
- How many times?
- Huh?
- How many times do you do it?
- It depends on the person.
- It depends on the person.
- Every weekend?
- That's not every weekend.
- Yeah.
- We could do shifts.
- It is a commitment for a few years.
- It is.
- Until they-
- Can we choose, can we choose the kid or no?
- You're usually assigned.
- You spin a wheel.
- Really?
- And then click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
- Oh, Puerto Rican.
- Blum, blum, blum, blum.
- Oh, that's cool.
- Puerto Rico.
- Yeah.
- I think it's awesome.
And you take them out and you kick it with them.
You take them to go eat food, to play video games.
Like, dude, we are big kids, you and I.
We're essentially just big kids.
- We're doing Big Brother.
- I think it's huge.
- Yeah, do I get a weekend alone?
- You take the kid, you take the young person.
- Because I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of the kid.
- I know, well, no, no.
They do tell you you gotta be careful with that.
- Why?
- They do a research on the people, you know,
and background checks and all of that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're the foreigner.
Who are you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
- I have no criminal history.
- I have no criminal history.
- My wife had one for a long time.
So I- - What?
- We would take her, I mean,
it was Big Brother's Big Sister.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So we would do the same with girls.
And we would take her to Disneyland and things like that.
- Yeah, so if I took our little brother-
- Our little brother.
- Right, to Disneyland,
the foundation would be like, nah.
- No, no, no, it's all good.
But there, I think there's-
- You can do the VIP thing that you like to do.
- I'm doing the VIP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lightsaber's the whole thing.
I mean, a lightsaber, you get three of them.
- I do think that's the move.
- Yeah.
- Like, you break all those rules
and give them a magical day.
I think Big Brother, Big Sister's rad.
We should do that.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, we should do it.
- I got you a little gift, by the way.
This is from my friends.
- Okay, God.
- My friends at Bettinardi, the putter guys,
the putter company that I love,
they made you custom chopsticks.
Look at how sick that is.
- Are you being real?
- 100%.
Take 'em out.
Look at how sick those things are.
- These are so sick, dude.
- And they're like high quality.
I think you like the purple, right?
- I do.
They're a little heavy, though.
- Yeah, but heavy is good.
- Yeah, heavy is good.
- Mm.
Smooth, baby.
They look so natural in your hand.
- Are they really mine?
- Yeah, they're made for you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Custom.
- The leather, you can smell the leather.
- Love the smell of leather.
- Yeah, I really do.
And then it says B on it, is that?
- That's B for Bobby.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Are you being real?
- That's a, that's your name.
- Yeah.
Wow, thank you so much.
That's gonna be there for six months.
- At least.
One of the guys will take it home.
- They'll take some of the scraps.
Are you drinking coffee right now?
It's 8:00 PM?
- Yeah.
- What's going on?
Are you got a set tonight?
- No.
- So you want, you do,
'cause I go down to the hallway,
I go down to the lobby at Phoenix to go get the car.
He's already down there, he's cruising,
but he's wide awake.
And I was like, oh, someone's nice and awake.
He's like, I never went to bed.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, dude, I didn't sleep.
I'm not kidding you, like four days in a row.
I would get like a couple hours,
but it's like, you're not dreaming.
You're just laying there, right?
And you're having horrific thoughts.
- Like what?
- You're drowning.
You don't want a fire, all that stuff.
You know what I mean?
- That's not normal.
- Yes, it is.
- No, to have like just negative thoughts
when you can't sleep?
- Yeah, where I'm trapped in a mine.
You know what I mean?
- Tony!
Tony!
And like, you know what I mean?
Rubble up to my neck, right?
- Tony?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Tony Hinchy was like, what the fuck do you want?
- Yeah, it's not that Tony, but it could be.
- Death in a dream may not actually be dying.
Instead, it often represents change,
the closing of a chapter or the end of life as you know it.
- Mm-mm.
It could be.
- I don't think you're even close to dying.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I have death dreams a lot, it's not healthy.
- Who dies in your dream?
- I'm always close to death.
I'm usually on a plane that's crashing.
- But they say that if you really die in a dream,
you die in real life, is that true?
- I don't know.
- Yeah, Google it.
What?
- You wake up.
- No, no, no, no.
Yeah, but if you really die in a dream,
that mean you die in real life.
That's what I heard.
- How would we know that?
- You wouldn't.
That's the thing.
- So who would know that that's true?
- What?
- Dying in a dream does not mean you die in real life.
- It's a common myth.
- It's a huge myth.
- That was a movie.
- It's a common myth.
- It's like.
- Yeah, yeah.
Well, I believe in myths.
- You're a huge myth.
- I'm a myth guy, dude.
You know what I mean?
I love fables.
I love myths.
You know what I mean?
I love stories of all kinds.
- Give me a fable.
- What?
- Give me a fable.
- Well, long ago, idiom malo from, what?
- Idiom?
- Idiom malo.
- Idiom malo.
- Yeah.
You know the story.
- I've heard it, yeah, once.
- Yeah, he was a farm boy.
- A farm?
Oh, was it a farm boy?
- Yeah.
- In a little island, indigenous island.
- He was farming on an island.
- Indigenous island.
- So he's farming for indigenous people on an island.
- He is indigenous.
- So he's just getting food for himself.
- I could have said it that way.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So indigenous, right?
Oh, not indigenous.
Idiom-in?
- Idiom.
- Idiom.
- Idiom.
- Are you saying idi-yamin?
- No, not idi-yamin.
That guy's a bad guy.
- What did he do?
- He slaughtered people.
- How many?
- I don't know.
Millions?
Idi-yamin?
- Yeah.
- I like how you're- - Do you know what I mean?
- What?
- I didn't know that was a real person.
- Yeah, look up Idi-yamin.
How many people did Idi-yamin?
- Oh, I thought you made up a name.
I didn't go to college.
- No, idiom was a, I don't know.
What's going on today?
- Oh, he wrote idiom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, it's E-D, E-D, E-D-I.
Yeah, there he is.
Look at him.
- E-D-A-M-I.
- Dude.
- Idi-yamin.
- Yeah.
How many people did Idi-yamin kill?
- Kill count.
- That's so funny to type in.
Fifth, 500, a half a million?
- He's good.
- Pretty good.
- Not the best.
- Not the best.
Pol Pot was better.
- Way better.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pol Pot was so much better.
- While he was an eight-year ruler of the president of Uganda,
he approximately killed, that's a huge gap,
100 grand to 500 grand, 400,000 people is a big gap.
- But if you do it incrementally, not at one time.
- Yeah, it's like, what's his name?
Sleeping with all those women, Will Chamberlain?
- Yeah.
- It's kind of like, if you did it over time,
we did the math, it's like seven a day.
- Yeah.
- Half a million people, dude, that's crazy.
- Yeah, but for what?
- Power.
- It's power.
- That's what he was doing, he wanted power.
- I'm so guilt-ridden, there's no way
I could even do one for power.
- You couldn't kill one person?
- No, there's no way.
- There's not one person you think about.
- It depends on what they did.
- Let's say I'm a general of some sort of small country,
somewhere far away.
You're my lieutenant and you ask me,
you tell me what happened,
and I'm gonna say if I want them killed or not.
Yes.
- Sir.
- Yes.
- One of our enemies.
- What's your name?
- Mokta.
- Mokta.
What's up, dog?
- What is up?
- I haven't seen you around a long time, Mokta.
- Yeah, sir. - How's the family?
- Very good, sir.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mokta.
- Yes.
- I don't want that.
- That's your-
- Make up something.
- Oh.
- Make up.
Mokta.
- Mokta.
- Mokta.
- Mokta.
- Anyway, what's the problem, Mokta?
- Don't.
- Somebody came to our barracks while we were sleeping.
- Kill 'em.
Kill 'em all.
His whole line.
His family line.
Right?
Uncles, aunts.
- He was just dropping off food.
- Oh!
DoorDash?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kill 'em all.
In fact, kill everyone that's doing DoorDash right now.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Rudy Saves Bobby Mom from Fall

- Rudy said you didn't help your mom and you--
- Because she was next to her.
- It's her, your mom.
- I know, I understand that, but when your mom falls,
everyone knows this rule.
When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up.
Everyone knows that.
- That sounds like a good rule.
- Yeah, yeah, she fell over, and before I could respond,
Jules was already picking her up.
- Yeah.
- And also, it's like, when you're falling off of a chair,
dude, it's, what's going on?
- Well, when you reach a certain age, you're gonna fall,
and your mom fell while we were in Phoenix,
and I felt a little bad.
- Why?
- Because it's sad when old people fall.
- It is fall.
- 'Cause they can--
- It is sad, it's fall, it's winter.
- It is a fall.
No, she fell over, and I saw Jules do the movement
of picking her up, so I didn't bother.
- But Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, oh,
but you didn't really, she didn't really.
- No, she did.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, she's a caring person.
- She is?
- And then my mom goes, I like her.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We had a great time in Phoenix.
We were opening for Shane Gillis.
- Mm, amen.
- Who probably once again cracked a record
of ticket sales out there in Phoenix.
The guy--
- It was incredible.
- 20,000, something like that.
- Norman, you, me, McCusker.
- Nate.
- What a lineup.
- It was an unbelievable lineup.
- The black guy.
- Nate.
- Nate.
- Yeah, his name's Nate.
- He's awesome.
- When I was on stage, I was just like,
round of applause for Santino, McCusker, Norman.
Because I forgot that black guy's name.
- Did you really?
- Yeah, I was gonna say black guy,
but in front of 18,000 people, I don't think.
You're just so calm up there and in control.
- You have to be.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I think if you go up there
and you show any semblance of like nerves,
I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics.
- Oh, dude, bro.
Let me say something about that.
What's so funny?
- You're a great catcher.
- You were a really good catcher.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm a good catcher, dude.
- Dude, no, and he was throwing it back
with like some heat on it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was pretty good.
- With the serious face?
- No, he was genuinely in there.
- Yamamoto style, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
- I'm a little Shohei, dude.
- Well, they're two different guys, but yeah.
- Is that Shohei Yamamoto?
- Yeah, it can be.
- No, dude, I have those Asian baseball skills.
- You really do?
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's like, it's in your blood.
I can tell the way you set up to the ball,
the way you throw.
- Yeah, I didn't want it back
'cause I didn't want to like bury Bill Burr.
- Yeah, oh.
- And Burr.
- Yeah, you didn't want to.
- 'Cause Kreischer and Burr showed up.
Let me, can I just say something
about the Special Olympics event you did?
- Yeah.
- I was, I felt, I was sitting there in the stands
watching you coach them.
And I was like, and then it's your event.
And I was like, what a good guy he is.
You're a really good guy.
- I just.
- No, no, you're a good person, dude.
- It was fun, man.
- Yeah.
- I think it's a rad thing to do.
- For you to take your day out like that
and get everyone to go.
Kreese was there doing the announcing.
- Nick was killing it.
- He was killing it.
- And I will say, and shout out to the people that showed up
and Frankie Quinones came as Creeper.
As Creeper Cholofet, did you, were you there?
- No, where was he?
- Oh, bro, it was so sick.
He came later 'cause he had something to do earlier in the day.
- Oh, fuck, I missed him.
- And Creeper showed up and he was like,
he was like walking up to the mountain.
He's like, "Hey, bro, pitcher, I'm a pitcher!"
And he was, he was throwing pitches and he was dancing,
like robot in between pitches.
- Oh, dude, there's not a nicest guy, funniest dude.
- I love Frankie.
- Frankie Quinones is so, so dope.
And then he went up to everybody as Creeper
and like took photos and was talking to them and stuff.
- Yeah.
- It was, dude, it was such a fun.
- He's a good dude.
- It was a super fun day.
- Yeah.
But just the, that you do care and I want to get involved.
I got to do a charity.
- I think we should, we should do more.
- No, I want my own charity.
What do I do?
- What charity would need, who needs the most money?
- Yeah, I just want to be able to participate here.
- You know what we, you know what we should do?
We should do Big Brother.
Where we like, 'cause we don't have kids.
So we should like adopt, you know, like Big Brother,
like you take them on the weekend to do cool shit.
Young kids without.
- How many times?
- Huh?
- How many times do you do it?
- It depends on the person.
- It depends on the person.
- Every weekend?
- That's not every weekend.
- Yeah.
- We could do shifts.
- It is a commitment for a few years.
- It is.
- Until they-
- Can we choose, can we choose the kid or no?
- You're usually assigned.
- You spin a wheel.
- Really?
- And then click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
- Oh, Puerto Rican.
- Blum, blum, blum, blum.
- Oh, that's cool.
- Puerto Rico.
- Yeah.
- I think it's awesome.
And you take them out and you kick it with them.
You take them to go eat food, to play video games.
Like, dude, we are big kids, you and I.
We're essentially just big kids.
- We're doing Big Brother.
- I think it's huge.
- Yeah, do I get a weekend alone?
- You take the kid, you take the young person.
- Because I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of the kid.
- I know, well, no, no.
They do tell you you gotta be careful with that.
- Why?
- They do a research on the people, you know,
and background checks and all of that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're the foreigner.
Who are you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
- I have no criminal history.
- I have no criminal history.
- My wife had one for a long time.
So I- - What?
- We would take her, I mean,
it was Big Brother's Big Sister.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So we would do the same with girls.
And we would take her to Disneyland and things like that.
- Yeah, so if I took our little brother-
- Our little brother.
- Right, to Disneyland,
the foundation would be like, nah.
- No, no, no, it's all good.
But there, I think there's-
- You can do the VIP thing that you like to do.
- I'm doing the VIP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lightsaber's the whole thing.
I mean, a lightsaber, you get three of them.
- I do think that's the move.
- Yeah.
- Like, you break all those rules
and give them a magical day.
I think Big Brother, Big Sister's rad.
We should do that.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, we should do it.
- I got you a little gift, by the way.
This is from my friends.
- Okay, God.
- My friends at Bettinardi, the putter guys,
the putter company that I love,
they made you custom chopsticks.
Look at how sick that is.
- Are you being real?
- 100%.
Take 'em out.
Look at how sick those things are.
- These are so sick, dude.
- And they're like high quality.
I think you like the purple, right?
- I do.
They're a little heavy, though.
- Yeah, but heavy is good.
- Yeah, heavy is good.
- Mm.
Smooth, baby.
They look so natural in your hand.
- Are they really mine?
- Yeah, they're made for you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Custom.
- The leather, you can smell the leather.
- Love the smell of leather.
- Yeah, I really do.
And then it says B on it, is that?
- That's B for Bobby.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Are you being real?
- That's a, that's your name.
- Yeah.
Wow, thank you so much.
That's gonna be there for six months.
- At least.
One of the guys will take it home.
- They'll take some of the scraps.
Are you drinking coffee right now?
It's 8:00 PM?
- Yeah.
- What's going on?
Are you got a set tonight?
- No.
- So you want, you do,
'cause I go down to the hallway,
I go down to the lobby at Phoenix to go get the car.
He's already down there, he's cruising,
but he's wide awake.
And I was like, oh, someone's nice and awake.
He's like, I never went to bed.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, dude, I didn't sleep.
I'm not kidding you, like four days in a row.
I would get like a couple hours,
but it's like, you're not dreaming.
You're just laying there, right?
And you're having horrific thoughts.
- Like what?
- You're drowning.
You don't want a fire, all that stuff.
You know what I mean?
- That's not normal.
- Yes, it is.
- No, to have like just negative thoughts
when you can't sleep?
- Yeah, where I'm trapped in a mine.
You know what I mean?
- Tony!
Tony!
And like, you know what I mean?
Rubble up to my neck, right?
- Tony?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Tony Hinchy was like, what the fuck do you want?
- Yeah, it's not that Tony, but it could be.
- Death in a dream may not actually be dying.
Instead, it often represents change,
the closing of a chapter or the end of life as you know it.
- Mm-mm.
It could be.
- I don't think you're even close to dying.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I have death dreams a lot, it's not healthy.
- Who dies in your dream?
- I'm always close to death.
I'm usually on a plane that's crashing.
- But they say that if you really die in a dream,
you die in real life, is that true?
- I don't know.
- Yeah, Google it.
What?
- You wake up.
- No, no, no, no.
Yeah, but if you really die in a dream,
that mean you die in real life.
That's what I heard.
- How would we know that?
- You wouldn't.
That's the thing.
- So who would know that that's true?
- What?
- Dying in a dream does not mean you die in real life.
- It's a common myth.
- It's a huge myth.
- That was a movie.
- It's a common myth.
- It's like.
- Yeah, yeah.
Well, I believe in myths.
- You're a huge myth.
- I'm a myth guy, dude.
You know what I mean?
I love fables.
I love myths.
You know what I mean?
I love stories of all kinds.
- Give me a fable.
- What?
- Give me a fable.
- Well, long ago, idiom malo from, what?
- Idiom?
- Idiom malo.
- Idiom malo.
- Yeah.
You know the story.
- I've heard it, yeah, once.
- Yeah, he was a farm boy.
- A farm?
Oh, was it a farm boy?
- Yeah.
- In a little island, indigenous island.
- He was farming on an island.
- Indigenous island.
- So he's farming for indigenous people on an island.
- He is indigenous.
- So he's just getting food for himself.
- I could have said it that way.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So indigenous, right?
Oh, not indigenous.
Idiom-in?
- Idiom.
- Idiom.
- Idiom.
- Are you saying idi-yamin?
- No, not idi-yamin.
That guy's a bad guy.
- What did he do?
- He slaughtered people.
- How many?
- I don't know.
Millions?
Idi-yamin?
- Yeah.
- I like how you're- - Do you know what I mean?
- What?
- I didn't know that was a real person.
- Yeah, look up Idi-yamin.
How many people did Idi-yamin?
- Oh, I thought you made up a name.
I didn't go to college.
- No, idiom was a, I don't know.
What's going on today?
- Oh, he wrote idiom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, it's E-D, E-D, E-D-I.
Yeah, there he is.
Look at him.
- E-D-A-M-I.
- Dude.
- Idi-yamin.
- Yeah.
How many people did Idi-yamin kill?
- Kill count.
- That's so funny to type in.
Fifth, 500, a half a million?
- He's good.
- Pretty good.
- Not the best.
- Not the best.
Pol Pot was better.
- Way better.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pol Pot was so much better.
- While he was an eight-year ruler of the president of Uganda,
he approximately killed, that's a huge gap,
100 grand to 500 grand, 400,000 people is a big gap.
- But if you do it incrementally, not at one time.
- Yeah, it's like, what's his name?
Sleeping with all those women, Will Chamberlain?
- Yeah.
- It's kind of like, if you did it over time,
we did the math, it's like seven a day.
- Yeah.
- Half a million people, dude, that's crazy.
- Yeah, but for what?
- Power.
- It's power.
- That's what he was doing, he wanted power.
- I'm so guilt-ridden, there's no way
I could even do one for power.
- You couldn't kill one person?
- No, there's no way.
- There's not one person you think about.
- It depends on what they did.
- Let's say I'm a general of some sort of small country,
somewhere far away.
You're my lieutenant and you ask me,
you tell me what happened,
and I'm gonna say if I want them killed or not.
Yes.
- Sir.
- Yes.
- One of our enemies.
- What's your name?
-