Name: Santino Makes Fun of Bobby Lee's Eyes
Uploaded: 2026-01-15T17:01:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santino Makes Fun of Bobby Lee's Eyes' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santino Makes Fun of Bobby Lee's Eyes' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available.

and in my neighborhood now there's robots everywhere i love them i hate them
they don't
go to your neighborhood they can't get up there they can't get up there i live
in the hills
yes he does but um i got a pizza from the hills have slanted eyes
that's good that'd be a funny movie that's a horror movie the wayans brothers
present
the hills have slanted eyes i got a pizza from prince and the dude left it on
the ground
and i was playing video games i'll get in 30 minutes mistake tell me what
happened it got
eaten by a coyote no ants oh yeah dude it got in there dude i opened it up it
was just filled with
ants oh my god you waited 30 minutes yeah but i there's a little table did you
eat outside my
what no i threw it away there's a little table next to my front door that you
put the on
you just put it on the ground oh yeah yeah it pissed me off you should say in
the app you can say please
leave on table yeah you can put it in the notes yeah i should do that i give
them notes all the time
what are your notes um don't come near my house drop it off on the sidewalk
pick up the dog in the yard
yeah no i give them notes if it's like hey i'm not gates open i'm not there
just drop it off inside
the gate yeah because a lot of times they like if they see sometimes i'll have
like a delivery and
if the gate's not open they'll just leave yeah i've seen them just like leave i'm
like wait wait
wait where are you going yeah it's the weird i'm like just throw it over the
fence or whatever it
is yeah do you do priority oh i don't know that's a scam what dude i'll do
priority and not to test
that theory out we did this years ago yeah or not years whatever when it first
started we tested it
it was almost the same time and you just pay five more bucks it doesn't even
make sense so they
don't go to your house first no they don't they do not do that that's a lie
because i've done both
ways i don't know it's been the same you can tell if the food's warm or cold i
feel like it's always
cold yeah no matter what i get it's cold yeah yeah yeah i don't ever get a warm
and you you wait 30
minutes it's always cold for you yeah i don't think i've got something today
that was so cold you know
what it was ice cream
i'm on fire you're killing it right i'm on fire today settle down yeah yeah
what kind of ice cream
did you get i like butter pecan rocky road mint chip those are my top three
that's top three yeah
i don't do this new shit like you know i mean goat cheese you know i mean dandelions
and you know
i mean baklava shavings so good you know how they do that yeah it's like off so
good no dude you never had
coffee toenails i don't do coffee toenails one of my favorites yeah yeah you
got to get over to
what is it salt and straw they're the ones that do that yeah sometimes they'll
put one out that
that is genuinely it's like lavender fart and you're like sorry yeah yeah and
they're like it's
one of our college kids made it this morning yeah it's like they experiment
which is fun but
pear and blue cheese i had that it's actually that's good the one you're
talking about is black
olive brittle and goat cheese yeah get the fuck out get the fuck out here dude
it's not ice cream
duck skin well duck skin yeah you think that's good i mean it's probably from a
chinese restaurant
for sure yeah creepy crawler critters this is all salt and straw yeah which is
you know probably one
of the best ice cream places on planet earth it's got there's a lot there's a
lot more but i'm more
old school like i could just do like a van lewin guy no i could just do fucking
baskin robbins dude
you get a banana royale you're out of that have you had a banana royale there's
so many good new
ice cream like mcconnell's mccall's is great mcconnell's great van lewin van lewin's
pretty good yeah
i mean these are all better than baskin robbins yeah but i can still just do a
banana royale look at
that thing no okay i'm not with baskin robbins especially now because you can
buy those good ones
like jenny's you can buy them at the grocery store yeah why am i going to baskin
if i can go get better
shit at the at the grocery store for the same price now because baskin's there's
more of them
like for instance if you want to go to um um salt and straw all right you got
there's three locations
and there's and there's 30 people and then there's a huge line you know i mean
as if they're getting
taylor swift tickets you know about that but my point is is this yeah but um
with baskin robbins
there's never anyone anyone there you know what i mean yeah the worst is when
there's a gigantic
family that's their slogan baskin robbins there's never anyone here come on in
there's never anyone
here yeah there wasn't there used to be one uh on magnolia in burbank i used to
go to yeah it's
literally so you have been it's empty you have been i had been yeah and i
stopped because i was like
this is not good and the one teenage tweaker that's working there not in i didn't
like it yeah
he just his vibe was weird yeah i hate those energy the teenage those meth
vibes his meth vibes dude
what do you want like what the dude i've just got in here i'm experimenting
that's who's there
yeah yeah i can't do it dude i'll also by the way they don't have 31 flavors
anymore
that's also a myth yeah it's not it's 18 change it to 18 flavors they don't
even i don't think they
feature 31. i don't believe they don't they don't when i'm ever in there it's
always like 10 flavors
they have 31 flavor at any given it says about 31. yeah yeah because that one
that i'm talking
about they'd never had they had like maybe 10 max i give them 12 on a good day
this is quality control
that's gone downhill by the way this is why they're getting beaten by the other
big dogs wait what's
what's the ice cream handles have you been to handles i don't even think that's
right
that's right handles yeah handles yeah that's jewish oh oh oh handels that's
how you shut up