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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes on a Date with Erika Kirk' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-20. Transcript available.

- You know why Bobby's in a good mood?
Do you want to tell everybody?
- What? - Or should I tell everybody?
- Nothing.
- Come on.
- What?
- I'll say it.
Bobby has been, or has gone on a few-
- No, no, no, that's not it.
- A few dates- - That's not it.
- With Erica Kirk.
- She's grieving.
And I'm, you know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right?
That I need to hold her.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm grieving with her.
- Have you seen some of those like videos
with her and her eyes and stuff?
It's wild, dude.
That's not what I'm talking about.
- Manchurian Canada, another banger.
- Yeah.
- Siege, there's only so many movies
where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them.
- Really? - Did I tell you?
That's like every movie he's ever done.
- Yeah.
- Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button?
- Well, you would try, you have to watch it backwards.
It's better that way.
- We tried to watch- - It's normal that way,
you know what I mean? - It's so fucking bad.
Like, watch it again in this era.
It's, I remember back then we were like,
oh, it's wild, it's groundbreaking.
- Because when I saw it, I was in the theater.
I was like, oh my God, we're in the future.
- Dude, it's-
- Remember?
I can't believe it.
- It's so bad.
I mean, look at the- - Fincher.
- Yeah, but look at, it's so bad.
It's so weird.
It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.
- Oh yeah.
- It doesn't look real.
- It doesn't look real.
- It's so weird, we tried.
Look at that, dude.
We watched this movie, this movie won an Academy Award.
- Wait, wait, wait, you saw it with whom?
- We watched it at the house.
It was just on, and I think it was on like HBO.
- Yeah. - Whatever.
You know, when they're like,
and I was like, I don't, this movie was so long ago.
I was like, I haven't seen that.
I'm gonna watch it again.
- Yeah. - Dude, 20 minutes.
I was like, I gotta get out of here.
It was tripping, look at that.
It was tripping me out.
- That's insane.
How am I supposed to come with that going on?
It's insane.
- He turned into Mitch McConnell.
- It's little Rudy Giuliani.
- Here's another one, meet Joe Black.
- Oh, dude.
- Do you like that one?
- I used to.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what, if I re-watch that again,
it's like, he's an angel, right?
- Yeah.
- You like peanut butter?
- Yeah, what is that?
- What is that?
- What are we talking about?
- It's a little quirk.
- It just, I just.
- Yeah.
How about almond butter?
Why peanut butter?
- Why peanut butter?
- He's so hot though.
- Yeah, he's still, have you seen him now?
- He's even hotter.
- He's hotter now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I saw like some new girl he's dating.
They had a picture of them together on the internet.
And I was like, God, it never breaks, huh?
- Yeah.
Look at him.
He was born that way.
- That guy is built.
He is built different.
- Built for speed.
Oh my God.
- Vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom.
Look at that, dude.
I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon.
Yeah, man.
I would lay on him like a futon.
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't you?
No, really, Pete.
I know you're not gay, but.
- Absolutely.
- Yeah, right.
Would you?
- We don't know.
- Yeah, yeah.
If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked,
laying on your couch, you would lay right on top of him.
That's your instinct.
- I'd get naked immediately.
- Immediately.
- And I'd go, let's compare bodies.
Stand up, Bradley.
- I think at one point I'd be like,
what are you doing in the house?
- What are you doing in my house?
- But you say that after you're naked.
- After you have sex with Brad Pitt,
you're smoking a cigarette in bed.
And you're like, how'd you get in my house?
- Exactly.
You don't ask before, never.
- Never.
- No, you just do.
- You just have to let it be.
- Yeah.
- That was from F1.
Did you watch F1?
- No.
But do you think he knows he's hot?
- Yes.
- Brother, do you know you're Asian?
- Fuck, I do.
- Yeah, well, it's the same thing.
- Oh fuck, it's the same thing.
He knows it.
- Here's what it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I forget sometimes I have red hair.
- It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.
- But I have red hair.
- I know, it's so mutant-like.
- So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot,
but then look in the mirror and go, I'm hot.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm so fucking hot.
- Every morning you must look in the mirror and go,
I have red hair.
- No, I get out of the shower,
I see my little red penis and my red pubes,
and I go, I have red hair.
Like, it makes me laugh.
I have little, I have red hair.
- Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean
all the time?
It's shock and awe.
I look in the mirror and go, holy fuck, I am Asian.
It's like, it's startling because you're no,
I'm in a white world.
- Yeah.
- I'm around a lot of white people, right?
And then every night I look in the mirror and go,
look at that.
Look at what's going on there.
- No, it's positive.
- It's not, it's pure negative.
- Koreans are the best.
- Because I'm not like, you know what I mean,
like leading man Korean.
Those are hot, right?
- You're next door neighbor.
- I'm next door neighbor.
I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie.
You know what I mean?
- Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be,
you know who you are?
- Yeah.
- But the, I don't,
what's the character's name in "Home Alone"
that they think he's evil,
the guy with the shovel, the old man,
but he turns out to be the best.
- Marley.
- Marley?
You're that.
Because people are like,
I'm weary of that little Korean guy.
- Yeah.
- But guess what?
- Yeah.
- Guys have got a great heart, great soul.
- Okay.
- Turns out to be a great guy.
- All right, I want you to Google this, all right?
Half naked guy in "Kung Fu Hustle."
I'm that kid.
What?
- What?
- In "Kung Fu Hustle," yeah.
One of my favorite movies.
- That's a bad joke.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, but that's who he is in the movie.
You know what I mean?
- Just kidding.
- Every time I watch that movie,
I go, I think I'm that guy.
It sucks.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's a hundred percent it.
- Yeah, that's it.
- Getting cracked around.
- Getting cracked around.
Yeah, that's me, yeah.
- But, you know, somebody has to be that.
- That's right.
- When I look in the mirror,
I go, somebody has to be whatever that is.
- Someone has to be us.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And why not us?
- Or have you, when I look in the mirror naked,
when I see my naked body, oh my God, it's pure shock and awe.
- The dog walked in on me taking a shower.
I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me,
heard her, you know, chain.
- Yeah.
- And I go, oh, hey.
- Yeah.
- She then looked up and saw me naked and went and walked out.
- Yeah.
- Not happy about it.
- Wow.
- Well, I gained a little bit of weight.
- You have gotten little.
- I'm a little porky.
I'm 206 right now.
- I kind of like it.
- 206.
- Because it thickens out like you're a football player almost.
- I'm getting a little football-y.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Straight up!
- Yeah.
- I walked out, I know you're going to say something.
- No.
- I'm so sorry.
Straight up is good.
- I have nothing else to say.
- Yeah, yeah.
Straight up!
- Straight up!
- Yeah, yeah.
What is that?
- Hut, hut?
You think they yell straight up?
- That's what you just said.
- Travis Scott.
- Didn't I say hut, hut?
- You did.
- Oh, you did?
- I thought they said straight up.
- Straight up!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Straight up!
- Isn't it a move that they're saying out loud?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
Go to the right!
Right?
Go around me!
- Yeah.
- You know, it's not a move?
- They're not telling.
The other guys are right there.
- I know, but it's like him, because he's the captain, right?
- Yeah.
- He's the leader.
- Yeah.
- The quarterback's the leader, right?
- He is the captain.
- Right?
So isn't he going, you know what I mean?
"Natron, go to the right!"
- No, he doesn't yell out the plays.
- Oh, he doesn't?
- Well, then they would know.
They're right there.
- No, but it's their own code word.
- Well, they do have codes.
- Yeah.
- You're halfway.
- Pelican Town, 260!
- That's a good play.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pelican Town, 260's a play.
- Yeah.
- Downtown Magoo, turn around!
- Turn around!
- Yeah.
- And then they're like,
"Oh, I gotta turn around.
I'm gonna do Downtown Magoo."
Isn't that what they do?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I don't know football.
I don't watch that sport, but anyway.
- You know football.
- I know the real football.
- You know football.
- Yeah, yeah.
And Arsenal won the day 4-1.
That's why I'm in a good mood.
You beat Aston Villa,
and there were three punts per goal.
If they had won that game,
they would have tied us for number one.
- Nice try, Aston Villa.
- Nice try, Ollie Watkins.
Anyway.
- Aston Villa, by the way,
is that the name of a city?
- No, but it's the name of a football club.
It's one of the oldest football clubs.
- Terrible name.
- Yeah.
- Aston Villa?
- Yeah.
That's the symbol.
- How British does that fucking shit sound?
- Aston Villa?
- I play for Aston Villa.
- Yeah.
- How about you?
What'd you get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
I'll tell you this.
I'm gonna say what I was gonna say before
because of the dog thing,
and then I'll go to Christmas.
I'm a little wired up, sorry.
- I like it.
- Okay, so.
- I love it.
- Well, there's three things happening.
- Go.
- I want you to say all the things that are happening.
- Give it.
- Okay.
Number one, I walked out a movie last night,
and it's like, it's Park Chan-wook,
the guy that did "Old Boy."
I think he produced this movie.
- What's the movie called?
- It's called, I had Google, I fucking.
- Wait, but you went to the theater to see it.
- I went to the Grove.
You know how busy the Grove is right now, dude?
No other choice.
- No other choice.
Turns out you had a few and one of them was to leave.
- Yeah.
- And it's, it got, what is the Rotten Tomatoes on it?
- I never trust tomatoes.
- 99%.
- I don't trust it.
- I think 99%.
- I just don't trust it.
It's too, 98.
That's way too high.
- Yeah.
So, and it's the guy from Squid Games.
Great actor.
Beautifully shot.
Beautifully shot, right?
It's a dark comedy.
The comedy really works.
They're just so talented, right?
Koreans didn't know how to do it.
But there's one moment.
So I'm going to just tell you,
I'm not going to give any spoilers.
Okay?
- No, we're never going to see this.
It doesn't matter.
- Really?
- Well, I mean, maybe.
- All right, so this guy, right?
The guy to the right, right?
Happily married two kids.
He's a paper man.
He works for a paper processing plant.
And he's been there for 25 years, makes a good living.
And he gets fired, okay, from his job.
- For stealing paper?
- No.
- For?
- You know, the Americans bought the company
and they're doing some readjustments.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
So anyway, there's a point where it's like,
he won't get a job, right?
So they're running out of money, right?
So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs.
- What?
- Yeah, they had two dogs.
They're like, we can't feed this whole family.
How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?
- Yeah, that's the weird.
- As soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out.
- I'm out.
- I am out.
- I'm out.
- I walked out.
- You got rid of the dogs?
- Yeah, yeah.
You, and the kids are crying.
Like, yeah, it's, it was like-
- Get rid of the kids.
- I'd rather give it to one of the kids.
- They're so much more expensive.
- They're way more expensive.
- How far, how expensive is dog food?
- I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a 50 pound bag
from Costco for like 10 bucks.
- I know, exactly.
I mean, they're not gonna be the healthiest food for the dog.
- Doesn't matter.
- You can still keep it alive.
- It'll be alive.
Dude, dogs live on the street, street dogs.
- Whenever something like that happens in a movie
where I'm like, I wouldn't do that.
I have to leave.
- You know, I saw a fucking thread today.
Was it yesterday morning or this morning that pissed me off?
Someone was like, I don't care.
I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, this shit.
- I hate it.
- And they were like, hot take.
I don't fucking care.
If you're a dog person, you are stupid.
Just accept it.
And I was like, what does that even mean?
- That person needs to be.
- And when I say, what does that even mean?
It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it.
- Yeah.
- Because I'm a dog person.
- Yeah.
- I don't trust people that don't like dogs.
- I don't trust either.
- It weirds me the fuck out.
- I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog.
- He's the only one.
- I know, it's crazy.
- In history.
- Yeah, have a cat, I don't, a gerbil.
- Actually, if he had-
- I mean, a honey badger.
I don't care what it is.
- Honey badger would be sick.
- That'd be sick.
- I got my little badger here.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's gnawing on Stephen Miller's ankle.
All the time.
He was like, ow, ow, ow.
Yeah, yeah.
- Donald, come get your honey badger.
If I could.
I have to go to school and bring my honey badger.
- Yeah, you have to.
Yeah.
- I don't get it.
You gotta have some kind of animal.
- Yeah.
Here's another TikTok video that I can't watch.
When they start up, I don't know who needs to hear this.
Nobody.
Nobody needs to hear what you're saying 'cause you're no shit.
- You're no shit.
- We don't care about your opinion.
You're a regular guy.
- Ha, ha, ha.

Bobby Lee Goes on a Date with Erika Kirk

- You know why Bobby's in a good mood?
Do you want to tell everybody?
- What? - Or should I tell everybody?
- Nothing.
- Come on.
- What?
- I'll say it.
Bobby has been, or has gone on a few-
- No, no, no, that's not it.
- A few dates- - That's not it.
- With Erica Kirk.
- She's grieving.
And I'm, you know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right?
That I need to hold her.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm grieving with her.
- Have you seen some of those like videos
with her and her eyes and stuff?
It's wild, dude.
That's not what I'm talking about.
- Manchurian Canada, another banger.
- Yeah.
- Siege, there's only so many movies
where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them.
- Really? - Did I tell you?
That's like every movie he's ever done.
- Yeah.
- Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button?
- Well, you would try, you have to watch it backwards.
It's better that way.
- We tried to watch- - It's normal that way,
you know what I mean? - It's so fucking bad.
Like, watch it again in this era.
It's, I remember back then we were like,
oh, it's wild, it's groundbreaking.
- Because when I saw it, I was in the theater.
I was like, oh my God, we're in the future.
- Dude, it's-
- Remember?
I can't believe it.
- It's so bad.
I mean, look at the- - Fincher.
- Yeah, but look at, it's so bad.
It's so weird.
It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.
- Oh yeah.
- It doesn't look real.
- It doesn't look real.
- It's so weird, we tried.
Look at that, dude.
We watched this movie, this movie won an Academy Award.
- Wait, wait, wait, you saw it with whom?
- We watched it at the house.
It was just on, and I think it was on like HBO.
- Yeah. - Whatever.
You know, when they're like,
and I was like, I don't, this movie was so long ago.
I was like, I haven't seen that.
I'm gonna watch it again.
- Yeah. - Dude, 20 minutes.
I was like, I gotta get out of here.
It was tripping, look at that.
It was tripping me out.
- That's insane.
How am I supposed to come with that going on?
It's insane.
- He turned into Mitch McConnell.
- It's little Rudy Giuliani.
- Here's another one, meet Joe Black.
- Oh, dude.
- Do you like that one?
- I used to.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what, if I re-watch that again,
it's like, he's an angel, right?
- Yeah.
- You like peanut butter?
- Yeah, what is that?
- What is that?
- What are we talking about?
- It's a little quirk.
- It just, I just.
- Yeah.
How about almond butter?
Why peanut butter?
- Why peanut butter?
- He's so hot though.
- Yeah, he's still, have you seen him now?
- He's even hotter.
- He's hotter now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I saw like some new girl he's dating.
They had a picture of them together on the internet.
And I was like, God, it never breaks, huh?
- Yeah.
Look at him.
He was born that way.
- That guy is built.
He is built different.
- Built for speed.
Oh my God.
- Vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom.
Look at that, dude.
I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon.
Yeah, man.
I would lay on him like a futon.
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't you?
No, really, Pete.
I know you're not gay, but.
- Absolutely.
- Yeah, right.
Would you?
- We don't know.
- Yeah, yeah.
If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked,
laying on your couch, you would lay right on top of him.
That's your instinct.
- I'd get naked immediately.
- Immediately.
- And I'd go, let's compare bodies.
Stand up, Bradley.
- I think at one point I'd be like,
what are you doing in the house?
- What are you doing in my house?
- But you say that after you're naked.
- After you have sex with Brad Pitt,
you're smoking a cigarette in bed.
And you're like, how'd you get in my house?
- Exactly.
You don't ask before, never.
- Never.
- No, you just do.
- You just have to let it be.
- Yeah.
- That was from F1.
Did you watch F1?
- No.
But do you think he knows he's hot?
- Yes.
- Brother, do you know you're Asian?
- Fuck, I do.
- Yeah, well, it's the same thing.
- Oh fuck, it's the same thing.
He knows it.
- Here's what it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I forget sometimes I have red hair.
- It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.
- But I have red hair.
- I know, it's so mutant-like.
- So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot,
but then look in the mirror and go, I'm hot.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm so fucking hot.
- Every morning you must look in the mirror and go,
I have red hair.
- No, I get out of the shower,
I see my little red penis and my red pubes,
and I go, I have red hair.
Like, it makes me laugh.
I have little, I have red hair.
- Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean
all the time?
It's shock and awe.
I look in the mirror and go, holy fuck, I am Asian.
It's like, it's startling because you're no,
I'm in a white world.
- Yeah.
- I'm around a lot of white people, right?
And then every night I look in the mirror and go,
look at that.
Look at what's going on there.
- No, it's positive.
- It's not, it's pure negative.
- Koreans are the best.
- Because I'm not like, you know what I mean,
like leading man Korean.
Those are hot, right?
- You're next door neighbor.
- I'm next door neighbor.
I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie.
You know what I mean?
- Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be,
you know who you are?
- Yeah.
- But the, I don't,
what's the character's name in "Home Alone"
that they think he's evil,
the guy with the shovel, the old man,
but he turns out to be the best.
- Marley.
- Marley?
You're that.
Because people are like,
I'm weary of that little Korean guy.
- Yeah.
- But guess what?
- Yeah.
- Guys have got a great heart, great soul.
- Okay.
- Turns out to be a great guy.
- All right, I want you to Google this, all right?
Half naked guy in "Kung Fu Hustle."
I'm that kid.
What?
- What?
- In "Kung Fu Hustle," yeah.
One of my favorite movies.
- That's a bad joke.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, but that's who he is in the movie.
You know what I mean?
- Just kidding.
- Every time I watch that movie,
I go, I think I'm that guy.
It sucks.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's a hundred percent it.
- Yeah, that's it.
- Getting cracked around.
- Getting cracked around.
Yeah, that's me, yeah.
- But, you know, somebody has to be that.
- That's right.
- When I look in the mirror,
I go, somebody has to be whatever that is.
- Someone has to be us.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And why not us?
- Or have you, when I look in the mirror naked,
when I see my naked body, oh my God, it's pure shock and awe.
- The dog walked in on me taking a shower.
I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me,
heard her, you know, chain.
- Yeah.
- And I go, oh, hey.
- Yeah.
- She then looked up and saw me naked and went and walked out.
- Yeah.
- Not happy about it.
- Wow.
- Well, I gained a little bit of weight.
- You have gotten little.
- I'm a little porky.
I'm 206 right now.
- I kind of like it.
- 206.
- Because it thickens out like you're a football player almost.
- I'm getting a little football-y.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Straight up!
- Yeah.
- I walked out, I know you're going to say something.
- No.
- I'm so sorry.
Straight up is good.
- I have nothing else to say.
- Yeah, yeah.
Straight up!
- Straight up!
- Yeah, yeah.
What is that?
- Hut, hut?
You think they yell straight up?
- That's what you just said.
- Travis Scott.
- Didn't I say hut, hut?
- You did.
- Oh, you did?
- I thought they said straight up.
- Straight up!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Straight up!
- Isn't it a move that they're saying out loud?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
Go to the right!
Right?
Go around me!
- Yeah.
- You know, it's not a move?
- They're not telling.
The other guys are right there.
- I know, but it's like him, because he's the captain, right?
- Yeah.
- He's the leader.
- Yeah.
- The quarterback's the leader, right?
- He is the captain.
- Right?
So isn't he going, you know what I mean?
"Natron, go to the right!"
- No, he doesn't yell out the plays.
- Oh, he doesn't?
- Well, then they would know.
They're right there.
- No, but it's their own code word.
- Well, they do have codes.
- Yeah.
- You're halfway.
- Pelican Town, 260!
- That's a good play.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pelican Town, 260's a play.
- Yeah.
- Downtown Magoo, turn around!
- Turn around!
- Yeah.
- And then they're like,
"Oh, I gotta turn around.
I'm gonna do Downtown Magoo."
Isn't that what they do?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I don't know football.
I don't watch that sport, but anyway.
- You know football.
- I know the real football.
- You know football.
- Yeah, yeah.
And Arsenal won the day 4-1.
That's why I'm in a good mood.
You beat Aston Villa,
and there were three punts per goal.
If they had won that game,
they would have tied us for number one.
- Nice try, Aston Villa.
- Nice try, Ollie Watkins.
Anyway.
- Aston Villa, by the way,
is that the name of a city?
- No, but it's the name of a football club.
It's one of the oldest football clubs.
- Terrible name.
- Yeah.
- Aston Villa?
- Yeah.
That's the symbol.
- How British does that fucking shit sound?
- Aston Villa?
- I play for Aston Villa.
- Yeah.
- How about you?
What'd you get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
I'll tell you this.
I'm gonna say what I was gonna say before
because of the dog thing,
and then I'll go to Christmas.
I'm a little wired up, sorry.
- I like it.
- Okay, so.
- I love it.
- Well, there's three things happening.
- Go.
- I want you to say all the things that are happening.
- Give it.
- Okay.
Number one, I walked out a movie last night,
and it's like, it's Park Chan-wook,
the guy that did "Old Boy."
I think he produced this movie.
- What's the movie called?
- It's called, I had Google, I fucking.
- Wait, but you went to the theater to see it.
- I went to the Grove.
You know how busy the Grove is right now, dude?
No other choice.
- No other choice.
Turns out you had a few and one of them was to leave.
- Yeah.
- And it's, it got, what is the Rotten Tomatoes on it?
- I never trust tomatoes.
- 99%.
- I don't trust it.
- I think 99%.
- I just don't trust it.
It's too, 98.
That's way too high.
- Yeah.
So, and it's the guy from Squid Games.
Great actor.
Beautifully shot.
Beautifully shot, right?
It's a dark comedy.
The comedy really works.
They're just so talented, right?
Koreans didn't know how to do it.
But there's one moment.
So I'm going to just tell you,
I'm not going to give any spoilers.
Okay?
- No, we're never going to see this.
It doesn't matter.
- Really?
- Well, I mean, maybe.
- All right, so this guy, right?
The guy to the right, right?
Happily married two kids.
He's a paper man.
He works for a paper processing plant.
And he's been there for 25 years, makes a good living.
And he gets fired, okay, from his job.
- For stealing paper?
- No.
- For?
- You know, the Americans bought the company
and they're doing some readjustments.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
So anyway, there's a point where it's like,
he won't get a job, right?
So they're running out of money, right?
So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs.
- What?
- Yeah, they had two dogs.
They're like, we can't feed this whole family.
How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?
- Yeah, that's the weird.
- As soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out.
- I'm out.
- I am out.
- I'm out.
- I walked out.
- You got rid of the dogs?
- Yeah, yeah.
You, and the kids are crying.
Like, yeah, it's, it was like-
- Get rid of the kids.
- I'd rather give it to one of the kids.
- They're so much more expensive.
- They're way more expensive.
- How far, how expensive is dog food?
- I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a 50 pound bag
from Costco for like 10 bucks.
- I know, exactly.
I mean, they're not gonna be the healthiest food for the dog.
- Doesn't matter.
- You can still keep it alive.
- It'll be alive.
Dude, dogs live on the street, street dogs.
- Whenever something like that happens in a movie
where I'm like, I wouldn't do that.
I have to leave.
- You know, I saw a fucking thread today.
Was it yesterday morning or this morning that pissed me off?
Someone was like, I don't care.
I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, this shit.
- I hate it.
- And they were like, hot take.
