Name: Bobby Lee Got Ghosted on a Date
Uploaded: 2026-01-21T17:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Got Ghosted on a Date' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Got Ghosted on a Date' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-21. Transcript available.

do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up no
you've never done
that no that's like a move that people do where they bail on a date yeah i can't
do that i don't
i've never ghosted anybody on a date if you've been ghosted though oh yeah yeah
see that's why
it burns it hurts huh yeah but you still remember the person i bet you it sits
in your memory bank
you know it seems deep in my soul you know who did it yeah that's why they do
it i think
you know that you know somebody that did to me do i know who it is do you know
i'm asking you
do i know who they are yeah no what who's on first who's on second i don't know
straight up you're straight up yeah wait wait who did it to you bickle room
backdash got it
there will be a college football team that uses bickle room backdash yeah backdash
you know what
i mean bickle room back down up the straight straight up and then the wide
receiver knows what to do he
does and he does a little bickle room like move if you're a college football
player of any kind
please use a bad friend's uh call at the line yeah and let us know bickle room
backdash what are you
doing how to properly yell as a quarterback yeah there's like a specific blue
42. i got one i would
do this i would close this one and open this one single eye yeah yeah that's a
good one give me one
air lick but don't do this don't be hacky about it come up with your own
imagine if you saw a
quarterback at the line and he went four four nine
and i would know what that is yeah slither slither slither slither around the
defensive linebacker
that's a slither play yeah yeah yeah that is yeah yeah that is oh it's a hook
route yeah it's a hook
route dude yeah yeah on both sides though yeah double hook one hook right
single hook yeah yeah yeah
yeah single hook is one side you know what i mean that'd be fun to come up we
should coach a team
dude that'd be great let us coach your local team yeah we should just coat we
should coach like a
intramural team yeah we should have a bad friend's intramural team and things
would be
what some of my coaching would be direct like that it's exactly what it means
yeah headbutt the guy
twice it's exactly what that means there's no hidden agenda right i just hit
but you know what i mean
it's like you got water in your ear oh there it is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
right in the face
finger yeah flick in the face right and then some of them would be like you
know what i mean
not obvious a little bit more secretive yeah what is that what what was that
flick of the nose and
focus oh hey boogerhead yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what that is i get that yeah
i think we should do
it i'll do it yeah yeah i would love to we'll draw up some plays yeah with your
knowledge of football
is there plays in baseball uh yeah i mean that's a hard it's not the same it's
harder well there's
there's there's signals from coaches this you know like you know signals they
do that the third base
yeah but what does that all mean well they're signaling to the runner uh the
next move at what
the what the batter is going to do yeah yeah to swing swing away or to take the
pitch or or to try
to steal the base or just look well there's a bunch of different signals there
but they all have
different uh signs signs yeah yeah pitch these are pitch calls wow that's
amazing they don't do this
they use an older hand is that my hand that's my hand i'm not kidding that's my
that's the oldest
hand i've ever seen um i have an old hand so this is something upside down
piece yeah this twice yeah
they gotta get more creative dude well they only have your hand you have one
hand i know but you
could still you know what about this one no because this one has a mitt one has
a mitt on it oh it's
a mitt right catcher has one mitt on right and then do they do this yeah
meaning catch it
pitcher does that catch the ball then you know what i mean that's from the
pitcher yeah yeah yeah wow
would you be a pitcher or a catcher oh i'd be a catcher yeah i catch yeah yeah
i don't pitch i'm
a pitcher yeah i know you are dude yeah and i like catching your balls
it's my favorite thing to do yeah what if somebody has like Tourette's all of a
sudden not Tourette's but
like it goes into a seizure that'd be fun well that'd be terrible yeah but he's
going right and
you know what i mean and he's like i don't know what to do you know what i mean
what the batter the
batter they see the coach you know what i mean and the guys looking at it like
i don't know what move
that is but i'll try swing away yeah so go away what do you think yeah yeah it's
got it that's that's
feels like that's in a movie i feel like that's daniel stern oh yeah yeah
little big league or
whatever yeah i feel like gang members could probably do it well hey still 30
yeah yeah throw up some
shit yeah yeah yeah hey dude you know me do this right well you know they have
gangs they have uh not
gangs but i mean like in prisons they have like intramural leagues in prison
and longest yard man yeah
oh well let's not throw any of these up yeah yeah wait let me see what compton
crip this one i can
do i like i don't think we should do these why on the air yeah it's probably a
bad idea yeah but
this means different than whatever that means this means antlers sure oh deer
gang for hunters
get the antlers dude deer game yeah what do you oh yeah japanese girl gang yeah
yeah yeah you know what i mean
i like i'm not gonna lie the hand signals for gangs are incredible they're
incredible you see them
throw them up you love them oh geek gang what is that yeah geek gang signs now
how could you
take okie dokie and turn into a game sign that sucks like if because if you're
like seeing a
guy you're like hey hey bobby i'm gonna go to the gym right and i go okie dokie
that's what i'm saying it's not fair yeah it's not you can't steal they stole
it can't do okie dokie
anymore because it's a gainstein well yeah yeah you know okay i i know i know i
understand i understand
it a lot of things have been taken over yeah that's true a lot of things have
been taken
they're just like a swastika that was ours no that was um indonesian right it
was like buddhist or more
well it means peace it means peace right yeah yeah you know it's so crazy the
marketing is great
on the swastika i mean because to take to take peace and turn it into a symbol
of hate it's like
taking the peace sign now and turning into hate well it's almost poetic you're
taking something that
means yeah turning into absolute hate which is kind of odd good marketing that's
all phenomenal yeah
good team over there in germany so check it out where we're branding we're
going to rebrand yeah
peace symbol hitler i love it yeah yeah now give me some math yeah they did a
lot of math
he loved math yeah a lot of them did well if you had terminal cancer and you're
on your way out
would you do would you ride the horse would you do heroin i mean i would do
what the doctor prescribed
but much more uh you wouldn't go street street drugs i might i don't know dude
i might want to face it
head on clear death yeah what's so funny carlos does not want to face it like
ram das says i don't
want to face traffic oh that's true yeah yeah yeah but don't you want to be in
the present moment of
death no i don't know well i definitely don't want to die in my sleep like jane
goodall that's a huge
fear she died in her sleep the ape woman yeah she did yeah i thought she died
from an ape
wasn't she well it was next to her oh probably i don't know i don't know if she
sleeps with him
but i think she died in her sleep no famous people die in their sleep james gandolfini
john candy
heath ledger bernie mack britney murphy jerry garcia reggie white wow william
howard why not
die in your sleep i want to know what's coming oh like when i die i want to go
okay that's happening
oh i see i don't want to go to bed and being like what a great day yeah honk
chu honk chu and then
i wait and i never wake up wow i want to be alive when i'm dead hey no dude you
want to be sleep
yeah yeah well you sleep so much it's gonna happen from a percentage
perspective yeah yeah yeah like it
has to be for you yeah you