Name: Andrew Santino Ate WHAT?!
Uploaded: 2026-01-22T17:00:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Ate WHAT?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Ate WHAT?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-22. Transcript available.

by the way i talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten
reindeer before
oh my god no he says they're awesome this guy does what you don't eat reindeer
dog what do
you mean you can eat reindeer meat no it looks good it's like it's too gamey
probably no he said
it was actually pretty good because it was because it's fatty right because it's
so cold they have to
eat a lot to stuff up for the winter so it's it's it's fattier than um oh that
does look delicious
yeah yeah yeah it's fatty i think i think of rudolph and stuff yeah yeah yeah
well no rudolph
you can't eat rudolph somebody did oh no somebody did reindeer meat see it
looks good dude that's
like i told you when i was in australia and i had kangaroo phenomenal i loved
it the guy was like
yeah you might not like it mate and i was like i'll try it we went to like a
little bar restaurant thing
and i was kind of like i'll have a couple bites ate the whole thing wow it was
delicious wow but they
need it they need to get rid of them because they outnumber kangaroos outnumber
australians like what
is it it's crazy it's like it's like three to one or something bonkers like
that how much could you
charge for rudolph's nose to eat you if you actually caught rudolph right and
you're like you know
rudolph has one nose and it's probably original because it's red bright red
yeah but you could eat it
well you're right i'm sure you could lick it or you could boil it or something
what do you think it would
taste like i don't know i mean probably delicious like candy cane and ooh just
a sugar like a sugary
meat like a korean you know i mean um meat that's been like you know i mean um
what do you call it
marinated marinated yeah yeah yeah marinate that you could probably charge a
million dollars for
rudolph's nose well it's one nose you'd have to charge way more than that it's
only one yeah or daffy
ducks like beak how much could you charge for that oh my god beak coffee duck
beat oh right
what do you think yeah yeah it'd be so expensive yeah tinkerbell wing oh just tinkerbell
wing dude
it's not a filling no but you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one
wing the delicacy it's a
yeah yeah yeah yeah what about a mickey mouse ear oh just one ear one ear of
mickey mouse here oh my
god oh my i mean a lot of people would be upset so what right oh god what if
mickey's walking around
with one ear you know what i mean see we didn't kill him we just took the ear
just one ear yeah yeah big
deal yeah some korean guy and a red-headed guy took my ear i was sleeping say
that again i can't hear
you what oh yeah good one okay what is that kangaroos oh yeah it's one to two
for every person yeah
there's too many of them there's crazy crazy there's too many chinese we don't
eat them
we should that'd be good what is that like the old slogan eat the rich it's
just eat the chinese
dude we went out we were out uh what'd you do and we're out in the mountains
and there was
literally no snow up in utah it was crazy to me when you say we who my wife and
my well and her family
great what are you i'm not accusing of anything well you say like who's i win i
was with a whole well
you could have been with your family as well oh yeah we switch years we do the
this year that year
that's all i wanted to know what year was it which were it's their year you're
right but we're no
longer doing that again i think i think every year from now on we're going to
do double downs
you got to double down it though yeah i think i got it my parents are getting
older so i got to do it
i want to see them more often but we went up there to utah and it was no snow
and i didn't care i
wasn't going to ski this year but my god you feel bad these people that like go
up there their whole
year they wait to go up there they get their kids they spend all this money
going on vacation no snow
it's rain you can't sticky oh no oh there's almost no there was almost no there
you can't see without
snow yeah that's what they say it's a big component yeah why can't you uh water
ski
the lakes are frozen oh there are yeah oh this is double you could ice skate
there we go why can't
you do that i would love to ice skate with you i'm pretty good yeah well don't
bake oh you know what i
fall you laugh it'll be there i would love to go ice skating i'd love to go ice
skating with you as
well speed skating though we would race you can you ice skate okay i can too no
we'll see is that minnesota in
you getting you that still got you we shall see we shall see dude i hate your
challenging vibes
because he's mr sporting guy what's going on here that's speed skating yeah
yeah i can't do that but
we should try how funny would we be in those outfits oh that'd be so funny with
those long blades on yeah
look at the winter olympics are coming up ask us to host something winter olympics
yeah where is it at
again this year where's the winter olympics in italy i think and like milan
maybe milan how cool invite
us nbc remember leslie jones did what look at these skiing in this no but was
didn't she do like the
brazil or damn these girls got big old ass back to you yeah
that's such a crazy pick to host the olympics yeah there she is with al roker
yeah
yeah this is you know by the way this is my petition for comedians to not host
anything ever again
what we're not right for this we try to do these things yeah it's insane it's
insane why are we doing
this also you have to edit yourself and you want to make so many inappropriate
jokes yeah you can't say
anything you can't say anything by the way we rewrought that made me we just
watched the we were talking to a
friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals like giving you
farts you know
and portlandia had like the best sketch of all time they go to a vegan
restaurant have you ever seen
this no and while they're in the middle of it the woman's like we noticed some
flatulation would
you like to go on our fart patio yeah there's a patio just for people that are
farting and they're
in full conversation as they're farting yeah it's so dumb um if you do need to
flatulate we have a designated area
it's so dumb dude dude fart patio is brilliant wow a little mustard seed apple
for some reason
they are two of maybe the funniest that show was so funny yeah it was like
ahead
of its time it was really good it's so good we're i love him armison oh yeah i
think she's
fucking brilliant too i mean they're both geniuses but as a person oh i don't
know her famous guy drop
oh fred and i i wait wait what hey fuck off i like him because i know him no
that's not what it
was i is that what i was doing yeah yeah yeah what i can't say oh then let's do
a do-over dude this is so
funny let's do a do-over i do it and he's like he doesn't use it there's no
difference between
fred armison a comedian right that we all know right snl or a legend or um taylor
swift different
different yeah i've never brought i don't bring it up you bring it up yeah but
and i love to bring it up
you name drop it i don't think so yeah you do i don't think so was that honest
let's let's analyze
you name drop people yes you do aside from that where have i name dropped kidis
uh you know michael bay
you know who from them the meeting the men's meeting yeah dude you name drop
all time stop it stop it so do
do you though no yeah you do who what do i do you just name drop when i tell
you in private somebody
told me a story i don't want to bring it up go ahead do it no i don't want to
do it oh i was at a
restaurant and bateman was there with jennifer aniston and this and that right
yeah you brought that story
up on this show no not out loud but so i just said i tell you in private and
then you bring it up on the
show i literally just said that yeah but i'm just saying that no no no no no
the act of name dropping
is something that you do okay so time out you name drop in private way more
than me when we just don't
talk about it on the show i don't name drop at all dude yes you do all right so
let's get this over
obsessed with celebrities oh god portlandia i love that show i don't know fred
that's what you should have said is that what i should have said no i just said
he's a genius
and you go he's a great guy yeah like like i know him he's a guy i know we were
saying how funny
well i did a movie with them like six months ago another drop another drop i
did a movie six months ago
i work is that what that is oh fuck you dude is that what it is yes it is you
know what i don't
like that about myself i'm never gonna do it again