Name: Bobby Lee's Nervous for his BIG COMEDY SPECIAL
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Nervous for his BIG COMEDY SPECIAL' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-23. Transcript available.

You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob.
I'm so proud of you.
So did to you.
No, I don't.
Well, you decline work.
Decline work?
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
There's nothing comes my way.
The stuff that I'm in is bad.
I still do it.
You should read it first.
I don't read it.
If it's bad, don't do it.
But I just do...
Well, I'll tell you.
How about this?
You think I read Karate Ghost?
I got something big.
They go, Karate Ghost?
Yeah, I'll do it.
I got something big coming up
and I want to announce it.
Okay, go ahead.
And I'm very excited about it.
I'm going to brag right now, guys.
Big time.
Go ahead.
Big time.
Go ahead.
Huge for me.
Go on.
It's January.
End of the month.
My best buddy's going to be shooting a special
at the Balboa Theater.
Okay.
Four shows.
Sold out.
They're not sold out.
Yeah, they are.
They're all sold out.
Are they sold out?
Everything is sold out.
Bobby Lee Live.
Sold out.
Balboa Theater.
Four shows.
My guy.
They're all sold out.
I looked.
They're all sold out.
Click on them.
They're all sold out.
How amazing.
Okay.
Are you excited?
Well, here's the thing.
Okay.
I'm trying not to think about it.
What do you mean you're not trying to think about it?
Because I have what I have, right?
What?
Why are you shaking your head?
No.
It's not sold out.
Yes, it is.
Look at those little blue spots.
Brother, that's gone.
That'll be gone in two days.
Those are like reserve seats.
It's sold out.
I don't care about the back either.
It's the, wait.
Are the whites the empty seats?
Yeah.
Oh, no, dude.
He's kidding.
It's the other way around.
Get off of the ticket, man.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, are the whites the empty seats?
Sold.
Okay, thank God.
No, you're sold out.
Thank the God.
Are the whites the empty seats?
Yeah.
And only the back row they bought?
What the?
A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, which ones are the ones I have?
Yeah.
Okay, can I just say this about the special?
Isn't that drive you nuts, by the way,
when somebody's in your seat,
when you get to a place and you go,
oh, those are our seats.
And they're like, they are?
And you're like, yeah, come on, man.
Let's not do this dance.
Yeah.
And they're like, um, I think, oh, let me see.
Oh, let me look.
And then they look and they go, oh, you're right.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, we're, we're way the fuck.
We're all the way up there.
Yeah.
You're like, you're fucking, what are you doing?
You knew you were fucking.
I know.
Just, just, I've sat in other people's seats.
I've done that.
By accident.
Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right?
No, no, no, I've done it for years.
We go to Dodger games.
Yeah.
We would sneak all the way down.
We used to do that all the time.
Yeah.
And then when they come, they go, you guys,
as I see you go, you got it.
You caught us.
And then get up and go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, oh, is this, uh,
where is this?
Yeah, yeah.
You fucking know.
Yeah.
We sneak down, you know, that's like a part of the game is, you know.
On TikTok, I saw a woman, she was a little drunk and she, she sits in a first
class seat.
She's in coach.
The first class guy comes up and goes, hey, I think that's my seat.
And she goes, well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket and I decided I'm
going to sit here.
What?
That's got to be a sketch.
But no, but the video that I saw was a white lady.
She was a little drunk and she's just like, what would you do?
If she was in my seat?
Yeah.
I'd be like, oh, ma'am, I think you're in my seat.
But what'd she get?
She's like, I'm not.
You're the drunk white lady.
So I'm sorry, but you know, I paid for a seat too.
Okay.
And I just kind of, I sat here first.
Oh, you sat there first.
Yeah.
I got on first and you were a little late.
So I'm just going to sit here and you can sit wherever I'm sitting.
No.
Okay.
So here's the deal.
Yeah.
That's my seat I paid for.
I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move?
I don't think I'm going to because I can't get here first.
Oh, you got here first.
Yeah.
Are you a little intoxicated, ma'am?
Yeah.
I've drank some brandy.
Well, how about this?
You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong and I'll give you
drinks the whole flight.
I'm not moving.
I'll give you drinks all flight.
Hey, Red.
Can I call you Red?
Please.
You fucking freak.
Whoa.
You redheaded freak of nature.
Listen here, Connie Chung.
Are you racist?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Listen.
You, what army is going to remove me from my seat?
Ice.
The red army?
The ice army.
They did eventually kick her out.
You got it.
It's fucking insane.
But here's what I don't get, though.
Uh-oh.
It was a white lady.
Okay.
Right?
It could be other races.
You better not attack the whites.
I know.
What I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me.
That white women all are entitled?
No, I'm not saying that.
I just, she just happened to be.
But when it's mixed with white, it's a little bit more bothersome to me.
Right.
No, actually, if it was any other race, it would be bothered.
You would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter what.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
But I just wanted to, like, gouge her eyes out.
She's like, I'm not going to.
Yeah, I'm not moving.
It's like, I bought a coat seat.
Go back.
You know what I mean?
Or, well, or go, hey, you can have it.
Just pay me the difference in the fare.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
And I'll go sit in my seat.
Just give me the cash if you got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll go do that.
You would do that?
I don't think so.
If they had the cash.
No.
It would be a fun story for the show.
Yeah, you're flying to Australia.
I mean.
Yeah, yeah.
Insane.
Insane.
I don't even know if I could do that flight again.
Yeah, I know.
I love it down there.
That's so, it was so long.
It was like.
It's so long.
You feel like you wasted a part of your life.
Like, when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now.
We went on a flight together, both first class.
I never saw you the whole time.
Yeah, it's 15 hours.
Yeah, 15 hours.
We never even saw each other the whole time.
Oh, because it's exhausting.
And then Burr was on the flight, right?
Oh, yeah.
Bill was on the flight.
Yeah, yeah.
On a flight.
And then it's like, I saw him one time.
He was going to the bathroom.
I saw him get up, go to the bathroom so I could say hi.
You got up to say hi?
Yeah, I didn't have to pee or anything.
I just say, I'm going to wait in line to the bathroom.
When he gets up, he.
Well, I want to say hi.
That sounds so creepy.
I didn't have to pee.
I just wanted to say hi.
Because I knew that what was going to happen.
The plane's going to like, because he was in front of me, right?
Yeah.
That he was going to, you know, he gets an escort.
Yeah.
A group of people go, come on, this way.
You know what I mean?
It is funny how he does.
We don't.
We would never get an escort.
We don't have an escort.
Well, Carlos gets escorts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, different kinds.
Yeah, yeah.
But, so I waited.
He got out.
And then I said, I was surprised, too.
Bill?
I go, Bill?
What's going on?
So nerdy.
He said, hey, buddy, what's going on?
You know what I mean?
This and that.
You know what I mean?
But I purposely did that.
You've never done that?
To say hi to Bill?
No, just in general.
Oh.
Got up.
Put yourself.
Okay.
But I can't believe I haven't shared this story.
Tell me.
You want the biggest name drop of all?
Tell me.
I think I told you, child in the middle.
I got to meet somebody for five seconds.
I know who it is.
I told you, didn't I?
I knew it was about to happen.
You never told me that you actually did it.
I did it.
I met President Obama.
That's amazing.
Wow.
It was fucking insane.
My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey, man, when are you back in town
from Vegas?
And I was like, oh, Monday night.
He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday?
I was like, why?
He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama.
And I was like, no.
He's like, I swear to God.
And I was like, well, what am I going to do?
Like, say hi?
And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'm going to introduce you.
So I go over there.
Are you wearing a golf uniform?
No, I'm just dressed nice.
Okay.
Because I'm not playing or nothing.
But I go over there to say, I go over there to say hi.
And they're done.
And I'm kind of like hanging around.
And this was like a moment in time that blew my mind.
He was like walking around the Secret Service.
They're done.
They're about to leave.
And he, you know, like Secret Service is everywhere.
It's crazy.
And my buddy sees me, makes eye contact.
Because I told him, I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't want, I don't need
to, I don't want to bother.
You don't want to force the situation.
Fuck no.
And I don't want to make him be like, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gives a shit about you?
Who gives a shit?
Yeah, yeah.
And then he looked at me, made eye contact and he went like this.
And then, I'm not kidding, dude.
Well, your friend did that.
Yeah, he saw me.
I thought Barack did that.
No.
No.
Dave.
No.
I seen him on Dave.
But your mind is going to be blown.
Go ahead.
Because he fucking, he goes like this and he like ushers him to me, which was
like, I was almost laughing.
He's like ushering him towards me, like around people, like people are kind of
waiting quietly.
And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew Santino,
comedian, Chicago, Illinois.
And I said, I loaded this up.
I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you.
And he goes, I know who this guy is.
And I was like, get the fuck out of here.
He literally goes, I know who this guy is.
Now, how does my Fred Armisen story fucking compare to that?
Dude, are you honored if you're mine?
Fuck off.