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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Andrew Santino BAD for Bobby Lee's Health?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-27. Transcript available.

- Could I tell you the greatest moment of my life?
- I better be included.
- You're not there.
You're absolutely not there.
You're not there. - Interesting.
- It's like one of the most peaceful moments of my life.
- Oh, I wasn't there, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
When you're around, I get throat, like, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, lump in your throat.
- You get throat, yeah, I get sore.
- Yeah, me too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get throat, you right?
- I'm sore, I'm sore.
- I know, me too. - My whole body hurts.
- When you were around me?
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, me too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, anyway. - Stop it.
- So, we all went to the Philippines, and, uh, what?
- Nothing.
- And you know how they have, like, millions of these,
not millions, but thousands of little islands.
- Yeah. - Around.
You can take a little boat, you know what I mean,
to, like, a super small island.
- Right, like-- - It's a beautiful day.
And, uh--
- What's on those little tiny islands?
- One tree sometimes.
- That's it.
- Yeah, yeah, like, one or two trees.
- Wow. - Yeah, so we went on this island,
and I was, it so blew the water.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And I was floating on my back in the water, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Where it's like, you know what I mean,
you kind of, you can hear the ocean.
- Bobbing in and out of your ear.
- But you can also hear the people,
so they were, like, playing games on the beach.
- That's where you were.
- And you could hear, you know what I mean?
Just, you just hear laughter and joy,
but you're also hearing the sea, right?
And I closed my eyes,
and it was the ultimate peace I've ever felt and joy.
- It was nirvana.
You were zen.
- Yeah.
- You know, when I, oh, it's so funny.
But when I was at that treatment center for trauma,
right, you know, we did this thing where it's like,
if you do this, right?
And you think about your, that one,
that was my experience.
Think of an experience where you're truly peaceful,
and I got hypnotized, and if I do this,
apparently it takes me back, but it never works.
- Yeah, it never works.
It never does, yeah.
- I'm there.
- Yeah, but it's like, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm there.
- Exactly.
What's your most peaceful moment?
- I think I talked about it on the show.
It was...
- Had we done "Bad Friends" yet?
- I think it was just at the beginning.
- Okay.
- And then I, no, right before.
It was actually right before.
That had been six years ago.
And I hung out with these people and had a great day,
and then I met up with Dermer
and got some phenomenal seafood,
and then we went to Alki Beach
and rented long boards, you know, paddle boards.
And I went out on the board
and I was just laying out there in the ocean.
There's a similar, oddly similar story.
- Yeah.
- And I was just laying on it,
just kind of letting the slow, slow wake take me.
And I was like, I could die right now.
- Mmm.
- Alki Beach.
It was one of those moments that I just,
I don't know why it was perfect.
It was just beautiful and perfect out on the water.
There was something about it.
It was weird.
It was like everything aligned.
And then the show that night was fucking awesome.
- Yeah.
- It was at that club in Seattle.
- Parler Live.
- Yeah, Parler.
- Yeah, I love that club.
- Where you had to go through the bar.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- That was the club where that native guy
didn't let me in, remember?
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, that's the same club.
- That's right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, they closed down.
- I know they did.
They closed down.
- What's in that one?
- Yeah.
- No.
- Yes, you got that native, it was a big deal.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that's your most peaceful.
- That was just a moment that like you reminded me of
when I, I've talked about that before.
It just made me feel like-
- Amen.
- Everything is okay.
- Yeah.
- And it was for a little bit.
What's your most peaceful moment?
- But you can't include water
'cause we already did that.
- It usually does though.
- I know, you're right.
You can just include water.
- I think the first time I've free dived with Atikalai
and I was able to go really deep
and I just stayed there for like a long time.
- How long can you hold your breath for?
- Not that long, maybe just like a minute
and like a half or something.
- So you stayed down there for about a minute and a half.
- You were peaceful for 45 seconds.
- Yeah.
It was so nice.
- Oh.
- And did you come back up and you felt like,
I wanna keep going down as far as I can.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
The free dive thing scares me.
- Yeah.
- Too, too, no, no, no.
I belong up top.
- What's the swimming of the sharks
when we used to do that bullshit?
- That was so fun.
- No, it's bullshit.
- That was so nice.
- You don't need to swim with those guys.
- I'm not doing that anymore.
- It just doesn't make sense.
- Yeah.
- I wanna swim with that really big great white shark.
- Oh, okay.
- Aren't they all big?
- No, like the, this one is like the-
- Like one that that one lady does?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's her name?
I saw that documentary.
That lady that swims with the great white sharks.
- Yeah, that one.
- What is that for?
What do you get out of that?
Besides almost kill?
- Well, a relationship.
You can develop a relationship.
- This isn't the octopus teacher.
- I know.
Look at that.
Would you do that?
- That's so cool.
- Would I do that?
- I mean-
- In what fucking world would I want it?
Look at how fat that guy is.
Get him on a GLP-1.
- Yeah.
- But he hasn't died,
so it means the shark's fine.
- Yeah, he's eating everything in sight.
- Yeah.
- He'll live forever.
- She's got a bag of In-N-Out burgers.
- Is that what that is?
- You can't see it, but yeah.
- Double-double.
- Yeah.
- By the way, that is a fat fucking shark, dude.
- Dude, that-
- Oh, he's a little chode.
- He's so scary.
- So cool.
- He's so fat he can't turn around though.
He can't get you if you're behind him.
- Yeah.
- I mean, no, absolutely not.
What's cool about that?
- Yeah.
- That thing, don't they?
They kill humans.
- I don't mind.
- You don't mind being killed?
- No.
- I mean, they'll tear off an arm.
- What a bummer.
- That's a bummer.
- That's a bummer, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huge bummer to lose an arm.
- Yeah, you're right, you're right.
- If you're gonna lose a limb,
which one are you gonna lose?
- My left leg, I don't know.
- Left leg is good.
Yeah, it's pretty useless, I guess.
I understand that.
Ocean, Ramsey.
- Because you can hide prosthetics legs
with the new high tech, you know what I mean?
- Great tech.
- Prosthetics, right?
- Yeah.
- You can wear jeans, put a prosthetic on,
you can still kind of, you know what I mean?
Walk around, right?
But with an arm, I think it's harder to hide.
- It's impossible.
- Yeah, although the hands now are looking pretty realistic.
- They're getting better.
- Yeah, but you can't go like this,
you know what I mean?
Or shaka or anything like that.
- You can't do, you can't do-
- Oh, shaka, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No shaka?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or unless you can go,
you can do shaka if you bend it.
- Push it down.
- Push it down.
- Like it's kingpin with that fake hand.
- Yeah.
- Like, let me see.
- They're getting really good.
- Whoa, dude.
- That's me.
- Look at how, wow.
- They're getting really good.
- It's getting good, yeah.
- The amount of these that are gonna get
stuck up someone's ass though.
- Yeah.
- The rubber ones.
See, that's why you need metal,
so there's no tempted.
- That looks so, what kind of one,
you lose a hand just to get that.
- No, you don't.
- Yeah, look at how cool that looks.
- Okay, dude.
- You know what I mean?
- You can lose, it's mind controlled bionic arms,
so your brain is telling you.
- Your brain does it.
And now Nike has that one shoe where it has,
it's at your ankle and it helps you.
- What?
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Nike has a shoe that like is, what?
- That you can now get where it's like,
I think it helps you walk.
- What?
- It gives you more propulsion.
I don't know what the word is.
- Yeah, propulsion's gotta be right.
- Yeah, yeah.
That.
- Wow, so it straps onto your ankles.
- Yeah, your ankle, onto the shoe.
- And it makes you go faster?
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know if it makes you go faster.
- It can.
- It can, I think, yeah.
- Oh, let's get those.
How much are those?
- You're gonna get it, right?
- I might.
- I know.
- How much are those fucking?
It looks awesome.
- I know.
- I mean, that's incredible.
- They're not out or even planning on coming out yet.
- Okay, hey Nike.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Send these to us.
- Yeah, those are cool.
- Let us be the first, let us be the test rabbits for the,
imagine they have like world champion runners doing them,
and then they send them to us.
- Yeah.
These are supposed to calm your mind down.
They come out this week.
When you step on it, it hits those balls
and it sends something to your brain that relaxes you.
They're called the Nike mind twos.
- I want those two.
- I want those two, dude.
They're doing it.
- How do they keep doing it?
- I don't know, they do it.
- They gotta be stealing from Japanese people.
- There's no, yeah, no, that's definitely fucking.
- It's stolen from Japanese people.
- No, what's it called?
Would they put the needles?
- Acupuncture.
- Acupuncture, like all the nerves and the, you know.
- Stealing from the Japanese.
- I'm just stealing it from it.
- Yeah, dude, that, wow.
- I really want.
- But you think it's psychological?
- Of course.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's placebo, but it also, but also,
they've shown that like as the shoe has advanced,
it does do really good things for your,
like when you're running long distances,
like a really good running shoe does things well
for your brain.
Because there's so much in your feet.
- Yeah.
- There's so much in your feet.
It's got, have you ever seen like the reflexology stuff
about like when they find these trigger points
in your feet and like one, one thing is release of stress
at certain places and something.
It's all connected.
- Like this works when you do this for headaches and stuff.
- It's crazy.
Why does that work?
- I don't know why that works.
- I don't want to know.
That freaks me out.
- It freaks me out.
I don't know where the Ford is.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But maybe those shoes, we got to get those,
get those for us.
- Please get those for us.
- What else is other high tech shoes that are coming out?
- We got to get more shoes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I used to have Nikes that were Bluetooth Nikes.
- They speakers?
- No, they, they just tied like from an app.
Like I would put them on and they would get tight
when I would press tie my shoe.
- That's cool.
- That's kind of cool.
- That's like auto laces from Back to the Future.
- Yeah, I had that.
- You had those shoes?
- No, I had like the modern version four years ago.
- Or one of the tennis shoes that turns in skates.
- Sick.
- No, but there's like-
- Ice skates or roller skates?
- Roller skates, but they're getting better now, I think.
- Yeah, those, the mags, the Nike mags,
those are the ones from Back to the Future.
- What do those do?
- Self-lacing, remember from Back to the Future?
- Wow.
- You know what I really wanted?
Those were sick, but I also wanted the drying jacket.
Drying mode, I just thought that was so cool.
- That was so cool.
- And it came out, it's like you come out of the rain,
like, ooh, it dried.
- And how far away from hoverboard?
- What the fuck are they waiting for?
- Oh yeah, what are we, let's get that going.
- Yeah, well, how are we-
- Yeah, well, how are we not doing hoverboard?
- They invented that 30 years ago in film,
we can't get it done?
- Yeah. - No, that's not the thing.
- That's not the hoverboard, dude.
- No, I just clicked on shopping.
- They gotta be close to getting this.
- Well, if you make the ground like magnet-
- Then you can do it.
- Then you can do it.
- But think about- - You magnetize it.
- How do you slow down or stop?
- All right.
- You're fucked. - You're fucked, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is Andrew Santino BAD for Bobby Lee's Health?!

- Could I tell you the greatest moment of my life?
- I better be included.
- You're not there.
You're absolutely not there.
You're not there. - Interesting.
- It's like one of the most peaceful moments of my life.
- Oh, I wasn't there, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
When you're around, I get throat, like, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, lump in your throat.
- You get throat, yeah, I get sore.
- Yeah, me too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get throat, you right?
- I'm sore, I'm sore.
- I know, me too. - My whole body hurts.
- When you were around me?
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, me too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, anyway. - Stop it.
- So, we all went to the Philippines, and, uh, what?
- Nothing.
- And you know how they have, like, millions of these,
not millions, but thousands of little islands.
- Yeah. - Around.
You can take a little boat, you know what I mean,
to, like, a super small island.
- Right, like-- - It's a beautiful day.
And, uh--
- What's on those little tiny islands?
- One tree sometimes.
- That's it.
- Yeah, yeah, like, one or two trees.
- Wow. - Yeah, so we went on this island,
and I was, it so blew the water.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And I was floating on my back in the water, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Where it's like, you know what I mean,
you kind of, you can hear the ocean.
- Bobbing in and out of your ear.
- But you can also hear the people,
so they were, like, playing games on the beach.
- That's where you were.
- And you could hear, you know what I mean?
Just, you just hear laughter and joy,
but you're also hearing the sea, right?
And I closed my eyes,
and it was the ultimate peace I've ever felt and joy.
- It was nirvana.
You were zen.
- Yeah.
- You know, when I, oh, it's so funny.
But when I was at that treatment center for trauma,
right, you know, we did this thing where it's like,
if you do this, right?
And you think about your, that one,
that was my experience.
Think of an experience where you're truly peaceful,
and I got hypnotized, and if I do this,
apparently it takes me back, but it never works.
- Yeah, it never works.
It never does, yeah.
- I'm there.
- Yeah, but it's like, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm there.
- Exactly.
What's your most peaceful moment?
- I think I talked about it on the show.
It was...
- Had we done "Bad Friends" yet?
- I think it was just at the beginning.
- Okay.
- And then I, no, right before.
It was actually right before.
That had been six years ago.
And I hung out with these people and had a great day,
and then I met up with Dermer
and got some phenomenal seafood,
and then we went to Alki Beach
and rented long boards, you know, paddle boards.
And I went out on the board
and I was just laying out there in the ocean.
There's a similar, oddly similar story.
- Yeah.
- And I was just laying on it,
just kind of letting the slow, slow wake take me.
And I was like, I could die right now.
- Mmm.
- Alki Beach.
It was one of those moments that I just,
I don't know why it was perfect.
It was just beautiful and perfect out on the water.
There was something about it.
It was weird.
It was like everything aligned.
And then the show that night was fucking awesome.
- Yeah.
- It was at that club in Seattle.
- Parler Live.
- Yeah, Parler.
- Yeah, I love that club.
- Where you had to go through the bar.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- That was the club where that native guy
didn't let me in, remember?
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, that's the same club.
- That's right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, they closed down.
- I know they did.
They closed down.
- What's in that one?
- Yeah.
- No.
- Yes, you got that native, it was a big deal.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that's your most peaceful.
- That was just a moment that like you reminded me of
when I, I've talked about that before.
It just made me feel like-
- Amen.
- Everything is okay.
- Yeah.
- And it was for a little bit.
What's your most peaceful moment?
- But you can't include water
'cause we already did that.
- It usually does though.
- I know, you're right.
You can just include water.
- I think the first time I've free dived with Atikalai
and I was able to go really deep
and I just stayed there for like a long time.
- How long can you hold your breath for?
- Not that long, maybe just like a minute
and like a half or something.
- So you stayed down there for about a minute and a half.
- You were peaceful for 45 seconds.
- Yeah.
It was so nice.
- Oh.
- And did you come back up and you felt like,
I wanna keep going down as far as I can.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
The free dive thing scares me.
- Yeah.
- Too, too, no, no, no.
I belong up top.
- What's the swimming of the sharks
when we used to do that bullshit?
- That was so fun.
- No, it's bullshit.
- That was so nice.
- You don't need to swim with those guys.
- I'm not doing that anymore.
- It just doesn't make sense.
- Yeah.
- I wanna swim with that really big great white shark.
- Oh, okay.
- Aren't they all big?
- No, like the, this one is like the-
- Like one that that one lady does?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's her name?
I saw that documentary.
That lady that swims with the great white sharks.
- Yeah, that one.
- What is that for?
What do you get out of that?
Besides almost kill?
- Well, a relationship.
You can develop a relationship.
- This isn't the octopus teacher.
- I know.
Look at that.
Would you do that?
- That's so cool.
- Would I do that?
- I mean-
- In what fucking world would I want it?
Look at how fat that guy is.
Get him on a GLP-1.
- Yeah.
- But he hasn't died,
so it means the shark's fine.
- Yeah, he's eating everything in sight.
- Yeah.
- He'll live forever.
- She's got a bag of In-N-Out burgers.
- Is that what that is?
- You can't see it, but yeah.
- Double-double.
- Yeah.
- By the way, that is a fat fucking shark, dude.
- Dude, that-
- Oh, he's a little chode.
- He's so scary.
- So cool.
- He's so fat he can't turn around though.
He can't get you if you're behind him.
- Yeah.
- I mean, no, absolutely not.
What's cool about that?
- Yeah.
- That thing, don't they?
They kill humans.
- I don't mind.
- You don't mind being killed?
- No.
- I mean, they'll tear off an arm.
- What a bummer.
- That's a bummer.
- That's a bummer, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huge bummer to lose an arm.
- Yeah, you're right, you're right.
- If you're gonna lose a limb,
which one are you gonna lose?
- My left leg, I don't know.
- Left leg is good.
Yeah, it's pretty useless, I guess.
I understand that.
Ocean, Ramsey.
- Because you can hide prosthetics legs
with the new high tech, you know what I mean?
- Great tech.
- Prosthetics, right?
- Yeah.
- You can wear jeans, put a prosthetic on,
you can still kind of, you know what I mean?
Walk around, right?
But with an arm, I think it's harder to hide.
- It's impossible.
- Yeah, although the hands now are looking pretty realistic.
- They're getting better.
- Yeah, but you can't go like this,
you know what I mean?
Or shaka or anything like that.
- You can't do, you can't do-
- Oh, shaka, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No shaka?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or unless you can go,
you can do shaka if you bend it.
- Push it down.
- Push it down.
- Like it's kingpin with that fake hand.
- Yeah.
- Like, let me see.
- They're getting really good.
- Whoa, dude.
- That's me.
- Look at how, wow.
- They're getting really good.
- It's getting good, yeah.
- The amount of these that are gonna get
stuck up someone's ass though.
- Yeah.
- The rubber ones.
See, that's why you need metal,
so there's no tempted.
- That looks so, what kind of one,
you lose a hand just to get that.
- No, you don't.
- Yeah, look at how cool that looks.
- Okay, dude.
- You know what I mean?
- You can lose, it's mind controlled bionic arms,
so your brain is telling you.
- Your brain does it.
And now Nike has that one shoe where it has,
it's at your ankle and it helps you.
- What?
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Nike has a shoe that like is, what?
- That you can now get where it's like,
I think it helps you walk.
- What?
- It gives you more propulsion.
I don't know what the word is.
- Yeah, propulsion's gotta be right.
- Yeah, yeah.
That.
- Wow, so it straps onto your ankles.
- Yeah, your ankle, onto the shoe.
- And it makes you go faster?
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know if it makes you go faster.
- It can.
- It can, I think, yeah.
- Oh, let's get those.
How much are those?
- You're gonna get it, right?
- I might.
- I know.
- How much are those fucking?
It looks awesome.
- I know.
- I mean, that's incredible.
- They're not out or even planning on coming out yet.
- Okay, hey Nike.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Send these to us.
- Yeah, those are cool.
- Let us be the first, let us be the test rabbits for the,
imagine they have like world champion runners doing them,
and then they send them to us.
- Yeah.
These are supposed to calm your mind down.
They come out this week.
When you step on it, it hits those balls
and it sends something to your brain that relaxes you.
They're called the Nike mind twos.
- I want those two.
- I want those two, dude.
They're doing it.
- How do they keep doing it?
- I don't know, they do it.
- They gotta be stealing from Japanese people.
- There's no, yeah, no, that's definitely fucking.
- It's stolen from Japanese people.
- No, what's it called?
Would they put the needles?
- Acupuncture.
- Acupuncture, like all the nerves and the, you know.
- Stealing from the Japanese.
- I'm just stealing it from it.
- Yeah, dude, that, wow.
- I really want.
- But you think it's psychological?
- Of course.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's placebo, but it also, but also,
they've shown that like as the shoe has advanced,
it does do really good things for your,
like when you're running long distances,
like a really good running shoe does things well
for your brain.
Because there's so much in your feet.
- Yeah.
- There's so much in your feet.
It's got, have you ever seen like the reflexology stuff
about like when they find these trigger points
in your feet and like one, one thing is release of stress
at certain places and something.
It's all connected.
- Like this works when you do this for headaches and stuff.
- It's crazy.
Why does that work?
- I don't know why that works.
- I don't want to know.
That freaks me out.
- It freaks me out.
I don't know where the Ford is.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But maybe those shoes, we got to get those,
get those for us.
- Please get those for us.
- What else is other high tech shoes that are coming out?
- We got to get more shoes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I used to have Nikes that were Bluetooth Nikes.
- They speakers?
- No, they, they just tied like from an app.
Like I would put them on and they would get tight
when I would press tie my shoe.
- That's cool.
- That's kind of cool.
- That's like auto laces from Back to the Future.
- Yeah, I had that.
- You had those shoes?
- No, I had like the modern version four years ago.
- Or one of the tennis shoes that turns in skates.
- Sick.
- No, but there's like-
- Ice skates or roller skates?
- Roller skates, but they're getting better now, I think.
- Yeah, those, the mags, the Nike mags,
those are the ones from Back to the Future.
- What do those do?
- Self-lacing, remember from Back to the Future?
- Wow.
- You know what I really wanted?
Those were sick, but I also wanted the drying jacket.
Drying mode, I just thought that was so cool.
- That was so cool.
- And it came out, it's like you come out of the rain,
like, ooh, it dried.
- And how far away from hoverboard?
- What the fuck are they waiting for?
- Oh yeah, what are we, let's get that going.
- Yeah, well, how are we-
- Yeah, well, how are we not doing hoverboard?
- They invented that 30 years ago in film,
we can't get it done?
- Yeah. - No, that's not the thing.
- That's not the hoverboard, dude.
- No, I just clicked on shopping.
- They gotta be close to getting this.
- Well, if you make the ground like magnet-
- Then you can do it.
- Then you can do it.
- But think about- - You magnetize it.
- How do you slow down or stop?
- All right.
- You're fucked. - You're fucked, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah