Name: Head Transplants are REAL?! WTF!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Head Transplants are REAL?! WTF!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Head Transplants are REAL?! WTF!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-28. Transcript available.

can brain and get a new body.
- Well, they're already doing head transplants.
- Richie's interested.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This guy loves heads.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, you can--
- I think they're experimenting with it,
but it's like, would you, okay, if you're--
- No successful lasting head transplant
with animal experience showing limited survival
days to weeks and partial function,
but I'm telling you, dude, they're gonna get there.
- They're gonna get there.
- Whose body do you want?
- Okay, so, okay, here's a go, that's a good question.
Now, listen, I'm thinking I'm more,
if they preserved it,
I'm more Gary Coleman.
I've always wanted to be a little black guy.
What do you think?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- That is such a good lineup.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Your Asian head on a little black body.
- Black body, I'd be on a sitcom right away.
- Right away.
- Yeah, I mean.
- The work you would get. - Hey, everybody.
- Mr. Cooper, stop.
- You know what I mean? That'd be cool.
What body would you want?
- Wait a minute.
World's first volunteer of head transplant fails to accept
surgery for a lack of funds from Russia.
So this guy was down to do it.
- Oh, so he could get able-bodied.
- What?
- 'Cause he is.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He wants a new body 'cause he is.
- Fully paraplegic?
- Paraplegic, yeah, yeah.
- Right, so he wants a mobile body.
- Yeah.
- But even if you did give it to him,
he wouldn't know what to do with it.
- What do you mean?
- He doesn't have one.
- He doesn't have one.
What does he, I mean.
- Well, you could go dancing with Richie.
Him and Richie are both doing the same.
- Blood vessels are being linked with tubes,
so they're trying to do it.
- Yeah.
- But this is old.
They've been tried.
This was over a decade ago they tried with this Russian.
- No, but now I think it's about to happen, I think.
- We're gonna do it?
- Yeah, yeah, try.
- Are we really gonna do it?
I mean, by the way, Russia, shout out,
they would try it first.
- Yeah, they would try it.
- Yeah, we will try, focus.
They don't give a shit, dude.
- They don't give a shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How it's supposed to work theoretically.
Cooling both donor and recipient heads and bodies
are cool to slow cell death.
Connection key blood vessels,
the jugulars and the carotis
are connected to first maintain blood flow to the brain,
potentially using a special plasma.
Spinal cord fusion.
'Cause we do those,
don't we do fusion, spinal cord fusion now
for people that get in like,
tragic car accidents and stuff?
Other connections in nerves and trachea,
esophagus are reconnected.
- But what?
- But you're kept in a coma for weeks
to allow the healing for the body
and then they hope you can come out of it.
- But where do you get the body though?
Does somebody volunteer to like,
you can have my body, I'm gonna die?
- I'm sure it's someone that just died.
- But from, died from what though?
That would depend, you know what I mean?
Like I don't want his body.
- Okay, if you go.
If you get into a car accident, right?
That's how they use all your organ parts
if you're still young and good.
- Yeah, but the body's damaged
if you're in a car accident.
If you died from impact from a car accident,
the body's no good, that's my point.
Where do you get the body?
- Gunshot to the head.
- Okay, that's the only scenario.
- Gunshot to the head, keep the body on ice.
Would you donate your head to science, Jules?
- Yeah.
- Would you donate all your organs?
All of them?
- Yeah.
- Everything?
- I don't mind.
- You don't care?
- No.
- Yeah, good, good for you.
- Last thing about the head transplant though,
doesn't your brain old?
Like if you get a 22 year old guy's body, right?
But your brain's still old.
- But imagine using that body
with the knowledge that you have.
- Would that extend your life, you think?
- Sure, of course, a little bit.
- Because isn't part of your physical existence,
your mental health and happiness.
So you would be happier because you're like,
wow, I've got this young body, I feel less pain.
- Wow.
- First human head transplant two years away,
says a surgeon.
- See?
- That was a decade ago.
- Oh, fuck.
- No update.
Well, on this note, you know what day it is today?
- Happy birthday.
Was it?
- It's Martin Luther King day.
- Is it today?
- It's today.
- Oh my God.
- Did you have a dream?
Have you ever had a dream?
- I have a dreaming.
- Yeah, I used to have a bit like that.
- A Martin Luther King?
Asian Martin Luther King?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What is it?
- I have a dreaming.
The white people will do their own laundry.
That kind of bit.
- That's a great bit.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Look at him playing pool.
MLK running the fucking table.
- Dude.
- I have a dream, eight ball side pocket.
That album was really good.
- Is that an air pod in his ear?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Your laugh, Richie, I love it.
- I don't want to bottle that up.
Put it in a genie bottle.
- Yeah.
- 300 years, somebody finds it open.
Like, ca-ca-ca-ca!
- I imagine he collects laughs.
- Yeah.
- You do, you have a can of laughs at home?
- In little jars right next to the heads.
- Gross.
- I just get scared for these women
that go over there and see all these heads.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
- When was the last time I had a girl over?
- Like, not that long ago.
Two weeks ago.
- Okay.
- Actually, not two weeks ago,
'cause that was crazy.
- How many times do you wash your sheets?
- Um.
- Be honest.
- He's like, sheets?
We have to have sheets?
- Yeah.
- I try my best.
Anytime somebody comes over, it's an instant wash.
But like, me personally, just me, like a week or two.
That's good.
- A week?
- Or two.
- A week or two.
- And then what-
- Usually two, if it's just me.
- What about you?
When do you change those sheets?
- Change my sheets?
- Yeah.
- If there's a lot of boning going on.
- Yeah.
- Like if we're getting them sloppy.
- Yeah.
- Every like five days.
- Okay.
- But if there's not boning, a week and a day or so,
it's almost like eight or nine days.
- Yeah.
- If we're hooking up a lot,
if it's a fun month.
- Yeah.
- Then you got to flip them like every,
'cause then they just get nasty.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- But like, yeah, I'd say five days,
five to eight, depending on the level of bone juice.
What about you?
- Every day to Bobby.
- You change them every day.
- Well, I did until her mom left.
- You didn't do it.
You had someone else change them every day?
- Her mom.
- Your mom would change the sheets every day.
- Every night.
- Yeah.
- She would wash them every day.
- I have like so many sheets.
- Yeah.
- She would just cycle through and wash them all the time.
Wow.
- I'm a king.
Feed me grapes.
- You're allergic to grapes.
- Not every day, but she would do it once every four days.
I think.
- That's pretty standard.
I mean, for a guy like you who lives in the lifestyle that you live.
- Yeah. I cannot sleep.
I've tried without taking a shower.
- Oh, at night?
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- Tim Dillon was like, "Yeah, man, just sleep without taking a shower.
I do it all the time."
- No, it's nice to get into bed clean.
- Yeah. So I tried it.
And at four in the morning, I was like, "I gotta take a shower."
Right? Is that, I mean, how do people sleep without taking a shower?
- I'll tell you what I've been doing though.
- Yeah.
- So I've had to shower again at night, even if I just showered.
I've been going in the hot tub 'cause the hot tub in the rain.
My God, hot tub in the rain.
- It's the best?
- It's the best thing in the world.
- Wow.
- Hot tub in the rain to me, it's just something about it.
You're like, "I feel like Andy Dufresne
when he swam through the pipes of poop."
You come out clean on the other side.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
- I don't know what it is.
Hot tub in the rain.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's just, it's life-changing.
- They would have found me in that fucking tube.
Like 20 years later, I would have never made it out of there.
- You made it like 15 feet?
- Yeah, they would just see my Korean skeleton in there.
How long would you last in that poo?
There's no way.
- I could never do it.
- I could never do it.
- Well, no, if your life is on the line,
if you knew that was freedom and it was how many football fields?
- Four.
- Four football fields?
- Yeah, yeah, four football fields are crawling through poo.
- Gosh.
- Would you be able to do it?
- I think you at some point would just check out mentally
and just be like, it would just be,
it'd be muscle reflex.
Just like go, go, go, go.
You would just get used to it.
And you'd run on a throw up at some point.
- Oh my God.
- You'd have nothing left.
- You would get some in your mouth.
- Splash, you know what I mean?
- Ah!
- I know.
- Yeah.
- You would do it for freedom.
- Yeah.
- For freedom.
- And then what happens if you got out and there was no rain?
He was lucky.
He found a rainy day.
There's no rain, you're just like, shit.
There's no, ah.
- Ah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at that guy covered in shit running through the streets.
Poo man.
- Yeah, that's Andy Dufresne.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Andy, why are you covered in poo?
- Yeah.
- He's lucky there was rain.
- He was, that was a lucky day for him.
- Stephen King?
- Yeah.
- And you know what's so funny?
That's a great pairing because he wrote it
'cause the thunder strikes are when he decided to hit the rock
on the pipe.
He waited till it rained.
That was a part of it.
- Oh, that's right.
It had to rain at night.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he did plan it.
You're right.
- Yeah, but still you're right though.
- Yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause what if it just thunder and rain was dissipating?
- Yeah, it could have dissipated.
- Like he thought it was pouring down rain.
He goes out there, it's just spitting a little bit.
- Yeah.
- How long would it take to get the poop off?
- Yeah, there's no way.
- By the way, he washed himself in the water
that was poop water.
- Yeah.
- So he didn't really get clean.
- Yeah.
- It was still poop water.
- Oh, so it's the 1950s, right?
- Yeah.
- He would never be able to do it in today.
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, they don't have a pipe.
- As soon as he just got up, there's cameras.
- Everywhere.
- Yeah, TikTokers, videos of him.
Yeah, yeah.
He'd be done.
- Twitch streamers being like,
"Come out here with the poo man."
- Woo hoo!
- Woo hoo!
- Woo hoo!
- Yeah!