Name: Rudy Has a Crush on Marcello Hernández
Uploaded: 2026-01-29T17:00:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Has a Crush on Marcello Hernández' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Has a Crush on Marcello Hernández' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-29. Transcript available.

- You probably don't sleep well.
Do you sleep well?
- I either sleep a lot or no.
It's one or the other.
- It just depends.
- What was it last night?
- Last night, I did good last night.
But the night before that, I woke up scared, man.
You ever wake up scared?
- Why are you scared?
- I woke up scared 'cause I drank.
I drank and then I woke up scared, you know what I mean?
My left leg starts to go numb, but it's in my head.
It's not real. - It's all in your head.
Where do you stay when you come to LA?
- I stay at the, I stay by the store, close to the store.
I wanna go by there, I wanna just stand there.
- Fancy, huh?
- Rudy!
- Rudy!
Rudy!
Rudy, say hi to our guest.
- Yeah, dude.
- Hi.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know she's got a massive crush on you.
It's unbelievable.
- Oh my God!
- She can't stop talking about it.
It's been a continuous thing on the show.
- Oh, come on.
- When will you have Marcelo on
because I want to say it to him.
- Yeah, that's what she said.
- Do you know what?
- I'm Yoko.
- Yes!
- You're Yoko.
- Why am I Yoko?
- Yeah, if you were in a band, she would break it up.
- You can't sing?
Maybe she's Yoko.
- She would break it right up.
If you started dating her,
she'd get you kicked off SNL so fast.
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
- Your toxic Rudy?
- No.
- Are you tone deaf?
- Me?
- Why?
- Can you sing?
- Can I sing?
No, no, no, I can do deep voice.
Can you sing?
- You seem like your tone deaf.
- That's good.
- Very good.
- Only fools rush.
- It sounds like a foreign guy
trying to do that song in English.
- Yeah.
- Wise man will say,
only will a fool,
will he be the Russian?
- Because I can't wait.
- You can dance too, huh?
- That I do.
- That I can do.
- But we've seen that.
You've showcased your ability to dance.
- Yeah.
- What's the thing that we haven't seen you do on TV
that you're like waiting,
that's something in your back pocket?
- I gotta do a soccer thing.
I'm good.
I'm really good.
Do you have anything that's a circle here?
- These guys will kick anything.
- I can juggle that baseball.
I can do some stuff with it.
- Can you really?
- Probably.
- Stand up and do it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
- Oh.
- Whoa.
- I thought that was gonna work.
Let's go.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- I thought that was gonna work.
- Can we do that?
- We want you to replace our Fancy B so bad, dude.
- Oh my God, man.
- You would be the one.
- That guy, Fancy B.
You guys really, what does the B stand for?
- You tell us.
Come on, you stop.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you guys love to eat?
- Yes.
- Do you love it?
- What is your favorite?
- Well, what, look at me, dude.
You like it?
- What? Beans.
- Yes.
- Yeah, I like it too.
- Mice and beans.
- I'm a Fancy B.
- What's your favorite meal that your mom made you?
- Um, my mom never cooked a lot.
My mom was always traveling for work.
- What about your grandma?
- What does that make you feel?
Um, my grandma, she didn't cook either.
My mom was, my grandmother was a cashier at a CVS.
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- We didn't have a lot of like-
- So no, no home cooked meals for you as a kid?
- Not really.
My mom can make a great, uh, arroco cebolla.
- Oh, arroca cebolla!
- That's good, dude.
- You really live in this dangerous line, huh?
- I don't have a choice.
- You'll do anything.
- Well, I'm not on SNL, dude.
I can do whatever I want.
- You can, right?
- The thing that got Shane canceled,
I do every week on this show.
- Every single week, I think about that, too.
- Yeah, it's incredible.
That's the freedom of this platform.
- Yeah, I do.
- We're allowed to do it.
But you gotta stay a little, good little boy.
- I do.
- Yeah, I know.
- You gotta be a good little boy,
'cause you're gonna be a movie star, aren't you?
- I have a job to do.
- Are you gonna be a movie star?
- I hope so, yeah.
- You're gonna be a movie star.
- We've got a movie, Netflix.
- Yeah.
- You and who?
- Kevin Hart.
- Kevin Hart, co-star.
- Kevin Hart?
- Yes, that one.
- I did a movie.
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
Last night.
- What movie was it?
- Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and how was I?
- It was funny, dude.
You were fun.
- It was a fun little part.
- You got a lot of facial hair in that one.
- Yeah, I grew it out.
- No, you didn't.
- It's all yours?
- No, yeah, I did the bush.
I did the front bush.
We shot that in Budapest.
What's this movie you got coming out?
Tell us.
- With Kevin Hart, it's called 72 Hours.
It's like a bachelor party thing.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- 72 Hours.
I thought it was going to be like an extension of the Nick Nolte 48 Hours.
I thought that was going to be another 20.
What is this?
Kevin Hart, Wild 72 Hours.
A new comedy.
Who wrote it?
- Uh...
- Not you.
- No.
- No?
- No.
- Who's that handsome guy?
- Look at that.
- Who is that guy?
- That's Mason Gooding.
- I'm talking about you, sweetheart.
- Oh, that's...
- You care about that other guy on the left?
What are you talking about?
Look at how good looking he looks right there, Bob.
- Dude.
- Zoom in on Marcelo.
- Marcelo Hernandez.
- Wow.
- He's built for the picture.
- Come on.
- It's like Pepsi Cola now.
- What's up?
- He's like Pepsi Cola.
- You think his name is Pepsi?
- No, what I'm saying is that you're like out there.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
How's it feel?
- It's crazy.
It feels weird.
This is like, I've only done like four podcasts in my whole life.
- Yeah.
- And today I did the third one of my life.
And today I did the fourth one.
I did like one or two, like before when I first started doing videos online.
- Yeah.
- Which was like 2020.
- Yeah.
- So this is like the first podcast.
- This is the only one that matters.
- This is the first one.
- This is the real one.
- This is the one.
- Look at you on Variety with your shirt off.
- I know they made me do that.
- You didn't want to take your shirt off?
- I didn't want to do the chains.
I didn't want the shirt, but you know, I don't know what to say.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I just don't know what to say.
- Yeah.
- So someone came by and was like, Marcelo, we'd like it if you had your shirt
off and we
want to put these costume chains on you.
- Yeah.
And they go, we have this idea.
- Uh, and then, and then I go, they go smile.
And then something felt weird to me about smiling with my shirt off.
- Yeah.
- So I was like, I can't do that.
- Can you do that face?
I want to try to do that face.
- Look it.
- Look it.
- I like that's interesting that they go, take your shirt off, put on these
chains.
And that was the idea.
Somebody did not do their work before.
- Thank you.
- They showed up that day and they were like, we have nothing.
- And you don't get to approve pictures.
- Wait, no.
- So you just find out.
- Your team never said yes or no to this stuff?
- No, you just find out.
- You got to get a new agent.
They should send you this before they approve it.
- This was years ago.
- I don't think people can get, it's hard to get approval.
- No, it's dude, when they-
- I mean, Julia Roberts probably can.
- Exactly.
You get to a point where you start to-
- He's the male Julia Roberts.
- I know, I understand that.
- That's America's you love.
- He's going to get there, but I don't know if he's there now.
- Yes, he is.
- Yeah, okay, get approval then.
- But this was years ago.
- This is America's new sweetheart.
- Hi.
- Yeah.
- You are the representation of America's best.
- Adios mio.
- Adios mio.
- Dude, you guys, that was the worst one.
That one right there in the white.
- Let me see.
- That one.
That's the worst picture I think I've ever taken.
- My God, Tony Montana.
- What am I doing with my neck?
- What the fuck?
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, what are you doing?
- I don't know, you don't get a rule.
I could have been stretching.
I could have been stretching there.
- Yeah.
Selling weapons overseas?
What are you doing?
- It's like, what?
- God.
- You just-
- Yeah, but you know what?
You still look good.
- It still looks good.
- It still looks good, yeah.
- Are you happy on a little break right now, right?
- Yeah, a little break.
But this is- I've been busy, dude.
I've been doing a bunch of podcasts.
I've been- I'm doing a screening for my special-
- Screening for your special.
- Tomorrow.
- Special comes out-
- January 7th.
- Yeah.
- Ooh, one day after our favorite holiday.
- Yeah.
- One day.
- What's your favorite?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Come on, Marcelo.
- Insurrection day, dude.
- Come on, dude.
- We were there, dude.
- We were there twice.
We gotta go back.
- I had a brick.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If AI was around back then,
how many comedians would've promoted their week of shows-
- Oh my God, dude.
- With an AI picture.
- So many flyers, so many flyers.
- Oh, that would've been great.
- Let me ask you something,
and you don't have to answer this.
- Okay.
- Does Lauren know about this show?
Like, will Lauren see you on this show?
- Maybe.
- Uh-oh.
- Mm-mm.
- If something bad happens.
- Rudy.
- Rudy.
- Stop hitting on me.
- Rudy!
- Stop!
- Do you get intimidated by him?
- Um, sure.
But he's, I've gone to baseball games with him.
He's a cool guy.
He's also just like such like a, he's like,
we all have like a grandparent or somebody that's like,
you know, the elder of the family.
- You call him a grandparent?
- The elder of the family.
- Yeah.
- And it's different when the elder of the family is like
working at like a crazy high level.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- Like it's different when they're retired.
It's a different energy.
He's on.
- He's on.
- Oh, right, right, right.
- Yeah, he's doing the thing.
- Yes, he's still very much doing the thing.
- He's still your dad.
- But if he's like, come here, let's go over here.
You have to go with him, right?
- Yeah. Yeah. I go to baseball games.
- Well, you go to baseball.
You like, you guys, you guys love baseball.
- My people. Yes.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- We love baseball.
- Sí.
- And it's been very, very good to you.
- How you see your face.
- How you see?
- How you see your face.
- How you see your face.
- What are you doing?
Moving for?
- Shut up. He's flirting with you.
I wish in your face.
I wish in your face.