Name: Rudy Wishes Bobby Lee was Fat Again
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Wishes Bobby Lee was Fat Again' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-30. Transcript available.

how good does bobby look these days honestly the the well take a good look at
the skateboard
behind him look at how fat he was in that photo i mean that's a that is a dead
like that's a
great comparison that is a before and after right in front of your face 100 i
mean yeah that's when
you're like that you don't no one tells you i told you all the time i know but
i thought you're
joking i wasn't yeah yeah but other people out in the wild they're like no you
look good no i didn't
i didn't look good you know what i mean but this was good this has always been
good this all right
yeah i want to look good yeah you want to look good yeah yeah yeah this is
nothing i prefer your
fatter why it just feels like you look huggable oh right now you kind of look
sexy it's sexy yeah
sexy now i don't know if i look sexy yeah you do yeah it's a stretch but let me
say something i am
excited for his transition he's gonna get i want to get he's gonna get ready
you know it it's next
it's the stage it's the next thing right they're gonna go look marcello you're
great on snl we love
seeing you on the show but we want the we want the movies we want the girls we
want the money
and they got to get him jacked yeah because he's in good shape lift up your
shirt huh lift up your
shirt no come on no come on come on give him some money guys no no no yeah it's
nothing crazy okay
let's see yeah see he's in great shape great skin and bones what do you what
size waist 28 30.
30 yeah right liar 30 with the belt no 30 i got big legs i played soccer
forever see sexier you know what
drop sexy little things as yeah i got big thighs you know what stage i'm
waiting for what's up
stage five what's that you know what stage five it is cancer hey marcello it's
bobby
gone oh god i'll never i'll never you guys have that stage happen dude you guys
have such a special
place in my heart you don't even realize it i was in the pandemic i had a panic
attack in my house
i was spraying my family i was spraying my family i was my i swear my mom my
eyes i sprayed my whole
family my mom would get home from the supermarket i go naked now take the
clothes off i take the
clothes off i throw it in the washing machine yeah they hated me my sister
would you were paranoid
dude it was really bad yeah yeah it was really bad don't play a fool with me it
was really bad yeah
and i was spraying spraying spraying i was mad at them they were like we want
to go to lunch at a
restaurant and i go you gotta kill us all i would i was doing i was insane i
was spraying my sister's
hands i was being like a real psychopath yeah was he a little bit like that no
but kalilah was like
that kalilah yeah yeah we get food orders right outside we'd have to spray it
down for 30 minutes
let it sit out there let the air do its thing you know the reason that she
really got on the show was
because kalilah didn't trust him to not go do something when we were done
filming yeah so she was
kind of like a liaison a child by the way right she was in high school she was
in high school when she
started the show she was babysitting bobby 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember
dude i'm telling you
i used to watch it every night i used to listen to it to go to bed i needed
people to be pretending
like things were fine yeah we did and you guys did that but we were so dumb we
don't know any about
it we didn't know it wasn't fine you guys sitting relatively close to each
other and talking and
being funny it saved my i i truly believe it saved my life wow no that's very
sweet for me like
really losing it and i did end up i had to move out of my mom's house i had to
move to my dad's
because it was like so content contentious and what about your dad then your
dad didn't care at
all my dad is just like two guys living in the house when it's like your mother
and your sister
the people that you're supposed to protect you're like don't don't move a
muscle you know what
i mean and then but with my dad i was like it's okay we're guys it's fine we'll
be fine yeah you
didn't care if you guys got covered together yeah i thought it was like it's
just two guys like
we'll figure it out but it's like your sister and your mom it's different yeah
protect that's what
that's what you do with her yeah did you get covered um i eventually did get it
yeah yeah do you
like it i was i got it no i got it bad dude i couldn't breathe and stuff yeah
it was bad it was
bad yeah yeah you did get it bad i was laying on my side trying to you don't
have you have any
health issues from when you were a kid um no but i don't like i think i have to
like i stopped
smoking i used to smoke i stopped smoking because i think i my lungs i don't
think are good give
him a cigarette come on start again let's do it we're here right the stress the
stress the stress
you got to start he started smoking again and i tried to get him to quit
multiple times he just
won't do it how did you do it you're a sneaky healthy guy i'm healthy but i but
i like to
yeah yeah whiskey whiskey i like whiskey yeah i love you want something there's
no in the other
room be a little bad boy after the show be a little bad boy yeah there'll be a
um i want him to quit
smoking tell him how to quit how do you quit i i went cold turkey i don't know
if you've you but he's
tried everything that's the problem with a guy like this is that he's what do
you mean i like this
there's the problem with a guy like you you've tried everything you've tried
everything you've
started every drug and quit it yeah i quit i quit it it's the same thing yeah
yeah you started and
then what do you mean yeah yeah you know what i did quit smoking two years you
started again i
know i started again but i'm just saying now you've been sky like what do you
mean a guy like this
over a year now right what how long has it been over a year yeah yeah you've
been smoking again
i know here's the thing i'm gonna quit after my special that's not true yeah
yes it is yes it is
right we have a pact it will let's put an amount of money on it he goes we have
a pact no we don't
yeah yeah see he doesn't listen no he listens i listen no because you have one
thought you said
make a pact he didn't do it i know what i'm saying no though what's that guy's
name in the in
the maroon um no idea but that's carlos yeah and who's the guy in the back you
know that guy
is no yeah that's mccone he's nervous dude yeah he is nervous yeah we call him
nervous dude you
guys make him nervous just based on looks in an apocalyptic moment right like
zombie apocalypse
whatever whatever right you had to choose four people out of this room to be in
your team to
survive who would you pick easy oh yeah go ahead give it easy it's it's you
three rudy i know
when we get out there rudy's gonna be the secret leader of the pack 100 yeah
yeah and then um
i'm gonna go with carlos i mean the other two i i like you guys you seem easily
killable
like yeah yeah very easily yeah now what's the first errand you make carlos do
in the apocalypse
because he's the aaron guy yeah he's the runner i mean yeah yeah i mean get
bullets what do you
mean bullets it's the apocalypse oh you mean the apocalypse here we're like
like a zombie like a
zombie apocalypse you have a compound oh yeah you know what i don't even tell
him he knows
oh he knows you what's the bullet look give me the look what look oh like when
i need him to go do
something yeah yeah don't say anything but like i'm carlos right and i look at
you like give me the
bullet look i go like no and it's not bullets carlos knows what we need okay
not be bullets okay okay but i go like this
this i go hey
i'm on it i'm on it yeah i'm on it you're in the car i'm already getting bread
you're in the car
i'm getting bread ready yeah yeah yeah you want bread dude you got it now let's
ask this question
that's why you're not the aaron guy you'd come back with bread and we're like
we don't need
fucking bread goes bad so quickly too golly dude carlos zombie apocalypse i
look at you i go
what are you going to get a couple girls who haven't been okay carlos carlos
girls who haven't been
bitten okay all right yeah smart i understand i understand i understand i
understand yeah yeah
i understand but you know what's going to happen yeah carlos going to go get
these girls yeah right
then he's going to try to be cool show off in his new car you know he's like
donuts in the parking
lot they he ended up getting them bit anyway he still shows up with them and he's
like they weren't
bit when i got them but they're bit now yeah but we can hang with them for a
little bit and i've been
thinking about it and i think we should all just get bit what do you guys think
should we just get bit
yeah you're yeah you would yeah you would be funny because it'd be like a
version of getting high
probably because i see i know that's what you're seeking you're seeking the
addict is seeking are you
are you sober no no we've tried we tried we've tried for a long time but in a
zombie apocalypse if
you saw a hot zombie fully hot would you try to hook up if i had a really bad
injury already and i was
but you're not you don't have the virus though right you see a real like the
titties are the body's
still fine maybe some scabs yeah a couple of scabs a couple of scabs you know
what i mean the eyes
are completely white but the face is still good i did this in real life though
like i would go to
parties yeah method you know no covet oh covet yeah yeah yeah he would go hook
up with girls in the
middle of covet yeah he would have given you a panic attack there were parties
in the hills during
covet then you would go and try to no not try he would do he hooked up with a
bunch of people during
covet yeah it's actually where he hit the most home runs during covet because
he was the only guy
willing to just go for it and to you it's easy to hook up with chicks not
anymore as i get older
this is not true he is a he's a he's got a problem he's got a problem he does
very well that's
projecting from bobby obviously really how dare you really you just said i have
a problem explain
yourself explain yourself dude you're you're one of the most problematic people
with women wow whoa
like whoa that's heavy shots huh yeah that word yeah yeah yeah word is but you
have a lot of issues
with women whoa right issues wow right a lot crazy a lot he says lots yeah what
else i mean and you
have no you have no issues with women countless countless yeah no no we're the
same no yeah but
i'm just saying you were it's like the pot calling cattle back yeah and the pot
will call you back if you
leave your phone out we'll call you back at some point honestly yeah why are
you why are you doing
something today you're going on you shot it before you came he was shooting i
was so nice to you today
too and you were being carlos i said how was your day he was bragging that he
stayed at a nice hotel
and i needed to just tell him oh i've also been there like let's not brag these
guys have been
button heads today for some reason what's the what's the deal with you man i
know dude because
he's a hispanic you're hispanic you guys kind of you know right connect connect
he might be the
whitest looking hispanic of all time yeah what's your what why is it why am i
white yeah what's your
yeah mexico city my parents are spanish that's why uh oh they're mexican no
they're mexican but
they're spaniards all right so tell marcello you wore those socks for him go
ahead and tell
him about your socks she wore socks just for me oh play dumb now hey tom now
that he's here tell
him about the socks you wore and why you wore them well you bought them for him
like i'm going to buy
these because i want these marcello think these are cool yeah yeah so why those
particular songs you
buy it's annoying at the universal city walk well because it's snoopy but i don't
know if it's in your
culture to eat dogs but in my culture it's okay to eat dogs and i thought that
it would be nice to
share culture see isn't that sweet okay
no listen rudy i love i really do love rudy i'm a fan of yours i have to tell
you um we don't eat
dogs in my culture um yeah that i know of yeah no but i'm sure it's it's people
think it's a
cultural thing i do think it's a socio-economic thing i think it's like who who
can we grab yeah and
the dog and then yeah um i think you're right i think you're right my mom said
that in cuba they
were eating horse so that's that'd be so tough there's no fat yeah did you see
that video on tick
tock or the i don't know what race they were but they were boiling a boiling a
horse head it was very
horrifying what where what is your algorithm my algorithm was like that yeah
yeah just boiling
horse head oh no yeah yeah yeah why are we doing that's on ventura it's on tick
tock yeah that's on
ventura oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you mean what no oh no yes yes yes
yes yeah no no no
like like opposite no no all right all right yeah yeah yeah yeah oh he's
brushing his teeth
very nice cavity yeah you can't eat cavities no that's crazy it's crazy horse
head yeah yeah
*Ding*

Rudy Wishes Bobby Lee was Fat Again

how good does bobby look these days honestly the the well take a good look at
the skateboard
behind him look at how fat he was in that photo i mean that's a that is a dead
like that's a
great comparison that is a before and after right in front of your face 100 i
mean yeah that's when
you're like that you don't no one tells you i told you all the time i know but
i thought you're
joking i wasn't yeah yeah but other people out in the wild they're like no you
look good no i didn't
i didn't look good you know what i mean but this was good this has always been
good this all right
yeah i want to look good yeah you want to look good yeah yeah yeah this is
nothing i prefer your
fatter why it just feels like you look huggable oh right now you kind of look
sexy it's sexy yeah
sexy now i don't know if i look sexy yeah you do yeah it's a stretch but let me
say something i am
excited for his transition he's gonna get i want to get he's gonna get ready
you know it it's next
it's the stage it's the next thing right they're gonna go look marcello you're
great on snl we love
seeing you on the show but we want the we want the movies we want the girls we
want the money
and they got to get him jacked yeah because he's in good shape lift up your
shirt huh lift up your
shirt no come on no come on come on give him some money guys no no no yeah it's
nothing crazy okay
let's see yeah see he's in great shape great skin and bones what do you what
size waist 28 30.
30 yeah right liar 30 with the belt no 30 i got big legs i played soccer
forever see sexier you know what
drop sexy little things as yeah i got big thighs you know what stage i'm
waiting for what's up
stage five what's that you know what stage five it is cancer hey marcello it's
bobby
gone oh god i'll never i'll never you guys have that stage happen dude you guys
have such a special
place in my heart you don't even realize it i was in the pandemic i had a panic
attack in my house
i was spraying my family i was spraying my family i was my i swear my mom my
eyes i sprayed my whole
family my mom would get home from the supermarket i go naked now take the
clothes off i take the
clothes off i throw it in the washing machine yeah they hated me my sister
would you were paranoid
dude it was really bad yeah yeah it was really bad don't play a fool with me it
was really bad yeah
and i was spraying spraying spraying i was mad at them they were like we want
to go to lunch at a
restaurant and i go you gotta kill us all i would i was doing i was insane i
was spraying my sister's
hands i was being like a real psychopath yeah was he a little bit like that no
but kalilah was like
that kalilah yeah yeah we get food orders right outside we'd have to spray it
down for 30 minutes
let it sit out there let the air do its thing you know the reason that she
really got on the show was
because kalilah didn't trust him to not go do something when we were done
filming yeah so she was
kind of like a liaison a child by the way right she was in high school she was
in high school when she
started the show she was babysitting bobby 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember
dude i'm telling you
i used to watch it every night i used to listen to it to go to bed i needed
people to be pretending
like things were fine yeah we did and you guys did that but we were so dumb we
don't know any about
it we didn't know it wasn't fine you guys sitting relatively close to each
other and talking and
being funny it saved my i i truly believe it saved my life wow no that's very
sweet for me like
really losing it and i did end up i had to move out of my mom's house i had to
move to my dad's
because it was like so content contentious and what about your dad then your
dad didn't care at
all my dad is just like two guys living in the house when it's like your mother
and your sister
the people that you're supposed to protect you're like don't don't move a
muscle you know what
i mean and then but with my dad i was like it's okay we're guys it's fine we'll
be fine yeah you
didn't care if you guys got covered together yeah i thought it was like it's
just two guys like
we'll figure it out but it's like your sister and your mom it's different yeah
protect that's what
that's what you do with her yeah did you get covered um i eventually did get it
yeah yeah do you
like it i was i got it no i got it bad dude i couldn't breathe and stuff yeah
it was bad it was
bad yeah yeah you did get it bad i was laying on my side trying to you don't
have you have any
health issues from when you were a kid um no but i don't like i think i have to
like i stopped
smoking i used to smoke i stopped smoking because i think i my lungs i don't
think are good give
him a cigarette come on start again let's do it we're here right the stress the
stress the stress
you got to start he started smoking again and i tried to get him to quit
multiple times he just
won't do it how did you do it you're a sneaky healthy guy i'm healthy but i but
i like to
yeah yeah whiskey whiskey i like whiskey yeah i love you want something there's
no in the other
room be a little bad boy after the show be a little bad boy yeah there'll be a
um i want him to quit
smoking tell him how to quit how do you quit i i went cold turkey i don't know
if you've you but he's
tried everything that's the problem with a guy like this is that he's what do
you mean i like this
there's the problem with a guy like you you've tried everything you've tried
everything you've
started every drug and quit it yeah i quit i quit it it's the same thing yeah
yeah you started and
then what do you mean yeah yeah you know what i did quit smoking two years you
started again i
know i started again but i'm just saying now you've been sky like what do you
mean a guy like this
over a year now right what how long has it been over a year yeah yeah you've
been smoking again
i know here's the thing i'm gonna quit after my special that's not true yeah
yes it is yes it is
right we have a pact it will let's put an amount of money on it he goes we have
a pact no we don't
yeah yeah see he doesn't listen no he listens i listen no because you have one
thought you said
make a pact he didn't do it i know what i'm saying no though what's that guy's
name in the in
the maroon um no idea but that's carlos yeah and who's the guy in the back you
know that guy
is no yeah that's mccone he's nervous dude yeah he is nervous yeah we call him
nervous dude you
guys make him nervous just based on looks in an apocalyptic moment right like
zombie apocalypse
whatever whatever right you had to choose four people out of this room to be in
your team to
survive who would you pick easy oh yeah go ahead give it easy it's it's you
three rudy i know
when we get out there rudy's gonna be the secret leader of the pack 100 yeah
yeah and then um
i'm gonna go with carlos i mean the other two i i like you guys you seem easily
killable
like yeah yeah very easily yeah now what's the first errand you make carlos do
in the apocalypse
because he's the aaron guy yeah he's the runner i mean yeah yeah i mean get
bullets what do you
mean bullets it's the apocalypse oh you mean the apocalypse here we're like
like a zombie like a
zombie apocalypse you have a compound oh yeah you know what i don't even tell
him he knows
oh he knows you what's the bullet look give me the look what look oh like when
i need him to go do
something yeah yeah don't say anything but like i'm carlos right and i look at
you like give me the
bullet look i go like no and it's not bullets carlos knows what we need okay
not be bullets okay okay but i go like this
this i go hey
i'm on it i'm on it yeah i'm on it you're in the car i'm already getting bread
you're in the car
i'm getting bread ready yeah yeah yeah you want bread dude you got it now let's
ask this question
that's why you're not the aaron guy you'd come back with bread and we're like
we don't need
fucking bread goes bad so quickly too golly dude carlos zombie apocalypse i
look at you i go
what are you going to get a couple girls who haven't been okay carlos carlos
girls who haven't been
bitten okay all right yeah smart i understand i understand i understand i
understand yeah yeah
i understand but you know what's going to happen yeah carlos going to go get
these girls yeah right
then he's going to try to be cool show off in his new car you know he's like
donuts in the parking
lot they he ended up getting them bit anyway he still shows up with them and he's
like they weren't
bit when i got them but they're bit now yeah but we can hang with them for a
little bit and i've been
thinking about it and i think we should all just get bit what do you guys think
should we just get bit
yeah you're yeah you would yeah you would be funny because it'd be like a
version of getting high
probably because i see i know that's what you're seeking you're seeking the
addict is seeking are you
are you sober no no we've tried we tried we've tried for a long time but in a
zombie apocalypse if
you saw a hot zombie fully hot would you try to hook up if i had a really bad
injury already and i was
but you're not you don't have the virus though right you see a real like the
titties are the body's
still fine maybe some scabs yeah a couple of scabs a couple of scabs you know
what i mean the eyes
are completely white but the face is still good i did this in real life though
like i would go to
parties yeah method you know no covet oh covet yeah yeah yeah he would go hook
up with girls in the
middle of covet yeah he would have given you a panic attack there were parties
in the hills during
covet then you would go and try to no not try he would do he hooked up with a
bunch of people during
covet yeah it's actually where he hit the most home runs during covet because
he was the only guy
willing to just go for it and to you it's easy to hook up with chicks not
anymore as i get older
this is not true he is a he's a he's got a problem he's got a problem he does
very well that's
projecting from bobby obviously really how dare you really you just said i have
a problem explain
yourself explain yourself dude you're you're one of the most problematic people
with women wow whoa
like whoa that's heavy shots huh yeah that word yeah yeah yeah word is but you
have a lot of issues
with women whoa right issues wow right a lot crazy a lot he says lots yeah what
else i mean and you
have no you have no issues with women countless countless yeah no no we're the
same no yeah but
i'm just saying you were it's like the pot calling cattle back yeah and the pot
will call you back if you
leave your phone out we'll call you back at some point honestly yeah why are
you why are you doing
something today you're going on you shot it before you came he was shooting i
was so nice to you today
too and you were being carlos i said how was your day he was bragging that he
stayed at a nice hotel
and i needed to just tell him oh i've also been there like let's not brag these
guys have been
button heads today for some reason what's the what's the deal with you man i
know dude because
he's a hispanic you're hispanic you guys kind of you know right connect connect
he might be the
whitest looking hispanic of all time yeah what's your what why is it why am i
white yeah what's your
yeah mexico city my parents are spanish that's why uh oh they're mexican no
they're mexican but
they're spaniards all right so tell marcello you wore those socks for him go
ahead and tell
him about your socks she wore socks just for me oh play dumb now hey tom now
that he's here tell
him about the socks you wore and why you wore them well you bought them for him
like i'm going to buy
these because i want these marcello think these are cool yeah yeah so why those
particular songs you
buy it's annoying at the universal city walk well because it's snoopy but i don't
know if it's in your
culture to eat dogs but in my culture it's okay to eat dogs and i thought that
it would be nice to
share culture see isn't that sweet oka