Name: Tom Segura Likes Andrew Santino Better than Bobby Lee
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura Likes Andrew Santino Better than Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-04. Transcript available.

was there no thought of reaching out to me yeah what you would never direct my
special why would
i not direct your special you would never do it why why would i ask and get
rejected by you
i would never reject you oh so what would you say i call ding ding hello is
that is it your mom's
house yes yeah yeah this is the corporate you're you're in the corporate center
of your mom's house
yes and i can i can i get linked into the tom sugar the president please sure
yes hold on a
second yeah hello this is a the second assistant you need to talk to the first
yeah yeah okay i'm
bobby lee have you heard of me uh yeah yeah i know but i'm friends with tom
okay i'll send you over
the first assistant i was already at the first assistant and he sent me to the
second assistant
i need to talk to tom okay he's not picking up my phone calls which asian is
this i'm a korean
hold on yeah yeah yeah did you see you see asian or agency asians anyway i know
can i talk to segura
is there somebody closest to sugar sugar i could talk to he loves grandma kim's
hold on one second
and then they pass you through hey bobby hello tom yeah hey what's up man what's
up man what are you
doing groovy what are you calling for what's up what what's the call for i just
want to see how you
were oh i'm good man how are you the dogs we don't have dogs i'm sure you will
i'm sure you will
dude my son's allergic i thought you knew that yeah yeah how are the kids they're
good they're
allergic to dogs christina alive and well that's fantastic wow you're what a
show you're running
thanks man yeah thanks tired of talking to me not at all not at all i could
hear something your voice
no bro what's going how's how's andrew oh he's fine and daddy dandy he's
hanging out with his friends
taylor swift and a barack obama is he friends with them yeah yeah he's is he
there he's not around no
hey tom i'm here okay buddy you came out of nowhere bud hey hey dude i picked
up the line upstairs oh i
see you know what's going on bobby you can hang out so good to hear what's
going on what's up dude
what's up bro nothing bobby was going to ask you if you direct a special what
he was going to ask
why the would i he's not on the phone no he's i'm still here oh hey bob hey hey
so can you
when is it oh it's going to be um january 16th and 17. that's right oh i have a
stool sample
thing i gotta do for my game oh yeah you told me about that i don't know could
you move that
i don't think i don't think you can move that you know what i could do though i
could ask
yeah ask who i'll ask the doctor okay and if the doctor says no doctor comes
first right okay
uh you have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it you think have fun
and do your best
will you consider it tom bob
see that's what's the guy see that's what's gonna happen that would have never
had that's why i don't
call you know this yeah yeah yeah you would have done it in a heartbeat wow
that's nice to know and
also but i will say this i think i think louis katz is super he's the man i do
think he's and he's
going to put out he's going to make something glory because you know he's so
like hands-on rookie
quarterback before seven big risk yeah but i like it it's smart you know he's
great i'm out there on the
field he can play he's going to be he's going to play yeah he's going to play
well although the
other day i go do you have any audience shots he goes we're not doing that i'm
on his team i don't
like yeah yeah i i don't like it yeah you don't need him why why why does i
make sometimes why does
the audience have one locked off just for edits right just because you're like
i want to he's doing
it yeah yeah i never liked it i know why does the audience need to see the
audience i did not i did
not know who do you direct yours i don't remember no but do you have different
people doing it in
different shows the glorious brandon derma did it our good friend brandon derma
did one he did white
noise oh he did yeah amazing yeah and uh and home field advantage who direct
shows you different
people i've had for the last two i had ryan palito i had jay karis do one i had
rami hashash do one
whoa whoa whoa how many have you done four six you've done six specials already
yeah all netflix
all we're on netflix yeah yeah yeah wow yeah there's one out right now man
there's one out
right now teacher teacher yeah go check it out on youtube it's on netflix
bobby you got it netflix netflix youtube whatever we're not we're on youtube
yeah yeah whatever yeah
oh i'm sorry i was i can't make a joke to the king premier league you know oh
oh premier league he's
then the premier league yeah yeah and what i'm in the third division yeah yeah
yeah oh i see what
are some of the teams that we're aligned with um i'm portsmouth exactly yeah
yeah very good i'm
coventry city you know teams yeah i do i do he's a big soccer are you really a
huge soccer fan yeah
arsenal i'm cardiff you have an all-time favorite team arsenal fc that's your
squad bleed red you don't
have a tattoo of them i don't i'm gonna get one though i bleed red though do it
tomorrow dude do it for the
special you should do it for the special actually get an arsenal tattoo for
this and then under it
and under it right finally yeah and where do i do it under the gunner cannon
right under my eye
oh my god that'd be cool right fantastic yeah like a cannon because that's yes
who's your favorite
player of all time probably teary henry get that on the other eye but henry's
face here arsenal here
and then you lock in on friday saturday yeah yeah i feel like i feel like the
focal point there needs
to be something here too maybe a soccer ball maybe maybe something different
though like something
i'm into video games that's right a bed put a bed up there no no no ghost of
your time or whatever
what did you just say what'd you say you'd like to i don't understand we're
just like gigantic
watermelon yeah it's a good slam dude why because i like farming simulation
games you face
right i love to plant all right it's not okay isn't it funny that he'll plant
on a video game but never in
real life yeah it's kind of fascinating what about bulgogi right here oh i love
the meat yeah yeah yeah
that's you yeah watermelon farm
it's not just brett guys that they're like it is i do too
they don't have watermelons that they have um kimchi kimchi kimchi they're
summer melons kimchi
okay if you were gonna do oh my god food on your face tattooed for the rest of
your life
yeah kimchi i mean a bowl of bibimbap oh that would be the foundation of it all
yeah i would do
a bowl of bibimbap not kimchi wow bibimbap is an interesting dish because it
does symbolize
my life yeah it's a mixture of things go on layers what there's a lot of layers
i just said it
do you have a top one or two l.a spots oh yeah korean spots yeah yeah parks
well i went to park
sunday and yesterday by the way both days yeah joshan goby yeah so i go to chosan
even though we
saw the last time i was there i saw a dead body in the front so i kind of haven't
gone in the front
meaning the lobby like the host stand or just standing just sitting that laying
there in the front of the
entrance area dead yeah she was dead they die all the time yeah yeah it's and
they had they had the
white thing all over her right and i was smoking a syrup and she's dead in the
restaurant right out
right up front right out front of the restaurant and i was kind of like look at
these old people
gathered around in front of the thing i was making fun of them and then
somebody goes um i think
that's the family i don't know what did they go there to brit did they bring it
was like an old korean
group that went in one of them died and that was outside that that's crazy but
a great place to die
yeah you would love to die i have a photo of it somewhere on my phone i take a
photo are you a big
garlic fan yeah i'm a big garlic friend why do you want to know why would you
ask that friend i'm going
to give you my best spots right that's what you asked yeah may i what are they
dude what what are
i want to i'm going to tell you okay so i like chosen parks i like this place
called gabin yeah
right uh place that we went to in the alley or i mean in the parking lots in
the back park in
the back oh that's uh agassi gop chong yeah i guess he was good but that's a
late night spot
yeah i guess he what go john it's more of a late night spot you know what i
mean okay yeah so
those are i like super jeep so what have you gone i don't think so yeah you
like korean food i love
korean food yeah you know what you have oh we've shared you know what's so
funny so i
fucking piss me off so i had the one of the best meals of my life with you
really in vegas we're at
at the fucking um close andres uh-huh right yeah that was his bizarre mates was
there yeah right was
but i booked i booked a hotel room because i knew that that was there you did
not i did there yeah oh my
god i checked in i went i went i was going straight to bizarre meets like it's
not here anymore it's not
there yeah why what hotel was it so he used to have bizarre meets at the sahara
and then hair is
closed right no i was just there he was just there but it seemed close it's no
longer there yeah yeah
i thought they closed that fucking thing no it's still there yeah the rooms are
like 16 bucks a night
but that was one of the best meals it's incredible i've ever had dude i have to
say this last time i
went there i went there uh a few weeks ago like a month ago or so for f1 what
was that no two months
ago i guess for f1 and i texted him that i was there jose andres jose andres
and he was like oh i'm here
come by one of my restaurants we went by and this guy by the way he's you know
that he is just the most
not just amazing chef but amazing person this guy does world central kitchen
yeah yeah that they feed
people philanthropic you're almost there philanthropic yeah and it was there he
took us gave us everything
that this that that the that the restaurant makes like every dish and then goes
let's go to my other
restaurant we're like we're like keeled over he's like go to let's go to my
other restaurant we go to
the second restaurant with him and we he feeds us absolutely everything on that
menu and to the point
where we're like i think we're all gonna throw up right now yeah yeah yeah and
then he's just the
greatest guy i cannot say enough good things about this guy he's just like he's
he's an incredible dude
like as a as a restaurateur as a chef and as a as a human being jose andres is
top top of the
fucking and as a philanthropist as a philanthropist yes