Name: Tom Segura Wasn’t Invited to Bobby Lee’s Birthday Party
Uploaded: 2026-02-06T17:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura Wasn’t Invited to Bobby Lee’s Birthday Party' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura Wasn’t Invited to Bobby Lee’s Birthday Party' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-06. Transcript available.

we should make our own award show do it do we need one for our people for what
i mean here's
we need a gathering here's what i'm saying this is what skank fest is for no no
no it's
a different that's different we want a gathering of just all of our pat you
know we were dressed up
and we're in a tuxedo mini red carpet right and just to be around our friends
and you know for
family yeah and to go pat his shirt on the bat and go you did a good job out of
two pairs that
episode or whatever yeah is that what you want not really that's your birthday
party that was my
birthday party yeah yeah i just you had a birthday party yeah bowling party
bowling party it was
amazing you were invited uh you know you know that's good what's good that's
good that's good
that's good what you're doing um you don't live here i would have flown here
for that you would
not i would have flown here can i say another thing i ran into you here on a
cessna i ran out into you
right i was with a girl right right open yes yeah yeah yes you know what i mean
and it was like um
interesting what was interesting what what was interesting it's just you and kirk
you know coming
out about you know i mean an suv beautiful one you know what i mean and you
guys are just like kind
of buzzed yeah it's just you know full of life sure you guys you guys were giggling
too you guys
giggled out of the SUV well we probably took something yeah yeah whatever but
you guys
you know there were some other people yeah i'm like you know panhandling out
there
you're with a girl oh yeah with a girl yeah beautiful girl yeah yeah with a
beautiful girl he was with a
beautiful girl and he was kind of like hey you know be cool be cool be cool i
said that to her
you said you do say that to her a lot yeah be cool yeah you looked at us and
you were like
oh be cool be cool oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because you guys say outrageous
things
when i'm with a girl people say not you but like comic will say outrageous not
me i'm always good
around your girl i'm really good don't i know you're the best uh yeah no you
know tom you're the
best i love it you know and thanks for doing this dude i really i'll be honest
thanks for doing
this i don't know why whenever i see you i get i'm a little hostile very yeah
but a little but
there's love you know we had a native american seances before yeah yeah i mean
in canada that's
right we've experienced that have you experienced that with tom i have not you
know our our our
relationship doesn't really go to the depths of native american say yeah yeah
but it will one day we
did shows together we've done a television show together we've done native
american seances we've done
sponge baths we've done all this oh we've done a lot of stuff yeah yeah yeah
what else do you need
yeah not much so where's the negativity coming from um it's because i know what
it is what is it
is i love him so much oh he always gives it to me man yeah i love him so much
but then it's like
there's a part of me that just can't give my love and so i attack yeah what is
that yeah i don't know
what it is can you bring that up in therapy this yeah anything i need to bring
it up like i'll just
run into somebody and i will attack them huh yeah yeah i mean you must have
seen this before
he's never done this before but you've no with nobody no no i've never done it
with him you don't
do with him no why do you because you feel comfortable enough with him no i'm
scared of him
oh you're scared of him yeah i mean you know yeah i always get he has a temperament
what is this
saying is this a personality disorder oh i just think he's self-sabotaging his
relationship with you
ah interesting he's therapizing but i do but that could be part of it like do
you fight fight with
bird at all i wouldn't say we no we don't fight yeah yeah no yeah disagreements
sometimes you know
it's but not we don't have a we have a pretty good style of communication yeah
they don't even speak
anymore you know this right they're not talking that's what i meant yeah yeah
yeah you guys don't
talk often they don't talk at all and he cut out he cut him off no we go
through the assistance
what's he saying no but i think you guys have you have your podcast together
not anymore he
bert slept with christina wow he did he did yeah yeah if that happened what
would you do oh my god
no but what would what would you do great
you know that that wouldn't be your first reaction probably it it would be like
you'd be confusion first
let's go through the feelings right confusion would be confusion first yeah
right yeah panic yeah anger
there would be some humor to it you would probably laugh that probably laughs
yeah like i can't
believe this yeah it's crazy yeah yeah and then how how and when well
physically and why yeah how when
and who i would get i would understand i would understand the how which would
be he would be on
his back yeah all right right right right right yeah that's just math when man
where's the when
we don't know wednesday on wednesday okay okay who all right who bert yeah
where house house
uh how yeah how back on his back when wednesday yeah and why and why what's why
they have this chemistry
right right yeah yeah that's crazy yeah well are you still with that chick that
i saw you with
when i was with kirk yeah that's your chick somebody i'm saying i mean it was a
while ago so it's
somebody i'm seeing it's been a while it's been a while it's been a while you'll
see is that your
girl bobby lee you have brown eyes now right is that your girlfriend it's
somebody that i am seeing
tom what the are you getting i don't know this lingo it's something that i like
that we're seeing
i don't know what it is yet andrew it's uh bobby bobby is afraid of getting too
close to the sun
i got it you know what i mean he's cool he's cool on the beach i saw him this
was like a year ago or
something man well he doesn't want his heart broken i got it i think that's
what it is i think that's
more what it is he's afraid of getting his heart i've been ripped apart many he's
been shredded up
i've been out there in the wild you gotta ripped apart dude you think this
could be the one i don't
know but let me say something it's gonna take a it's gonna take a while for me
to my wounds to heal
you know my wounds are healing let it heal first he's in a healing i'm in a
healing face yeah all right
yeah yeah and we respect it and we really want to let him be in his healing
phase yeah and i i don't
know if you know this but as you get older it doesn't mean as much it doesn't
mean as much
yeah i'm not as um the desire is not is not as fiery if i may yeah you know you
may yeah um you're
you're getting old okay you know how old are you older yeah yeah late 40s i
guess yeah 46 yeah
and one day the fire will diminish in life no and the pp yeah in the pp yeah
yeah yeah blue chew
that's why we're sponsored by bluetooth i mean you don't have a problem in the
saki sakalu no but i
just wanted to try it yeah yeah you haven't tried it before no yeah me either i
have i mean it's a
lie i've had any does it help it does um it the erection lasts a little too
long as longer than i
oh what am i gonna it's gonna happen here what what well go to your hotel you
still have your house out
here no i sold my house yeah go to hotel when you um good advice man let's go
to the hotel go to the
hotel too down yeah get room service and hunker down don't go to the smoke
smoke go to the smoke
house and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah actually definitely go to the smoke house if
you're
gonna go somewhere for dinner yeah hunker down i'm ready yeah you're gonna be
fine do you watch movies
like you go to a movie theater anymore or no i've done that what what what what
he's returned back
to earth or something do you go to movies yeah he goes to movies yes i can't
see this man going come
on christina we're gonna go to the you know me lemley and watch so and so wait
why i love movies okay
what's the last movie you saw in the theater that's a good question yeah yeah
um it's been a minute i've i've
you know i saw the the naked gun thing in theaters oh that was yeah that was
fun did you see one battle
i just saw it two days ago i saw it in a home theater yeah i thought it was
fantastic by the way
i love what a great movie i thought it was fantastic fantastic what was one
battle after another fantastic
you didn't see it what yes i did we spoke to we spoke about it and i can't like
there it's all great
like i cannot stop thinking about sean penn in that thing he's fun you know i
hate to do this back to
the award but if he doesn't win anything for that i have lost hope in all sorts
of because he's
incredible he's incredible incredible he's ripping heaters at the table we have
um that guy's the man
he's just fucking ripping darts at the table and you know they're like sean you
cannot smoke here he's
get the fuck out of here the uh the thing is sometimes with like i i realize
this with greats
it happens in comedy and it happens in in acting happens in music you get so
used to you're like oh
yeah that guy like you've known it and then you see something or you hear
something whatever again
and you're like oh yeah that's why we talk about yeah yeah this guy's fucking
incredible yeah he's
incredible since he was a kid yeah which is even more impressive it's not like
there was like oh he
popped off when he was 45. he's been even as spicoli holy yes when you saw that
as a kid you're like
that's something different yes mr hand embodies you know i mean it's not as he's
not doing a sketch
he really embodies spicoli in that in that role yeah and if you watch like mystic
river is that the
movie yes oh my god dude no everything incredible and if you if that guy signs
up for your movie it's
something special yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah his his his uh wait do you go to the
movies oh yeah oh yeah
this guy's a i'm a big movie i'm a cinephile what have you seen recently i
walked out of that um
the korean movie yeah what's it one chance oh no other i couldn't i couldn't
get behind this character
well yeah what's one that another one that you saw that you liked i you know i
i saw um predator
badlands you liked it i thought it was great really i thought it was really
good you liked it
yeah but no other choice you left about 80 percent of the movie i was just like
i can't this character
is so annoying i couldn't do it and he gives away his dog that bothered you
yeah that bothered me yeah
yeah yeah we shouldn't spoil it but we just did it happens early on yeah oh
yeah yeah okay
yeah