Name: Asians are HERE and HERE TO STAY
Uploaded: 2026-02-11T17:00:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Asians are HERE and HERE TO STAY' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Asians are HERE and HERE TO STAY' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-11. Transcript available.

yeah what's on your hat oh the flower hey what does that mean it just i think
it's like a japanese
like version that's cool dude let me tell you something shohei otani has us on
lock
what do you mean everything is japanese now yeah go to dodger stadium this next
season it's all
japanese all the average it's brilliant yeah you know they start i know you don't
love baseball i
want you're gonna come this year with me i'm gonna come this all right pause
this this guy i think
they said the dodgers i've already made their money back on him already because
of how how sellable
he is yeah i mean he's an he is a it's a megastar beyond megastar yeah it's
mind-blowing yeah it's
not as big but lafc getting sun on the team too that's huge yeah everything is
sun everything i
know who that is yeah yeah that's how big that is yeah but that's money it's
all big money it's asians
let me tell you something yeah knock on wood dude asians are here open up we're
here and we're here
to stay that's right we're here we're here to say dude you know i know you don't
mess with us dude
no trust me i'm learning cantonese right now are you really late at night my
buddy my buddy who you
know is teaching his son uh mandarin right now you know my friends speaking he's
they're speaking no
speak speak to me he did it this morning he what's water he was doing it's like
water no it's like it's
like and he said he knew coffee yeah what's water does that literally say what
the shoe shoe shoe
shoe yeah it was that silly yeah yeah with a little kid shoe this morning yeah
yeah cute
yeah so cute what's ice how do you say ice
i'm just curious what is it bing bing bing i can point you know what i mean if
i'm with my mexican friends
and they run you know what i mean what is that yeah
oh fuck ice is cute i'm not the ping cute i'm not the ping bing cute i'm gonna
ping ping
i'm going to minnesota right now i'm going to be yelling that in the studio is
the cool
they would make a hit song out of that yeah cute amati ping ping cute amati
ping that's so good
that's ice yeah that's great that's great that's so funny dude yeah anyway that's
so fun yeah they
can make anything fun they can make it fun hey you know what i saw this morning
what i was actually a
little proud i almost sent you a little photo what is it i saw a billboard of
our movie goat that we're
in wow a huge billboard i was like holy shit it's gonna be a big deal i'm gonna
go to the thing yeah
we gotta go oh yeah yeah we have to we don't have a choice it's not this
weekend but next week next
weekend yeah we have to go to the premiere yeah yeah look at that there yeah i
don't know which one
that was but it was just cool to see because we've never been in a real
animated feature i have never
been an animated feature that's huge look at it it's three-dimensional too look
at it but zoom in
look what it says from k-pop demon hunters spy into the spider-verse spider-man
yeah that's pretty cool
huge i hope so man yeah i think it's gonna be huge i will say we saw the movie
i mean i'm not
you saw what movie we saw this movie i'm saying we saw bits of it no what do
you mean we sat down
we saw well we didn't see it fully animated we didn't see the yeah fully and we
did see it though
but they showed us the it was so fun man yeah it's fun yeah yeah i don't know
it's cool to be a part
of that kind of thing because i've never seen animation come like that from so
cool yeah zero to a
hundred we've been working on that for a year yeah oh it takes forever it takes
forever willie wonka's
here you want to bring in bring in willie wonka yeah yeah willie wonka willie
willie willie willie
willie willie willie willie what's up dude let me say something dude outfit
steel whoa
outfit on fleek wow yeah keep it getting look at that let me say something i
didn't recognize you
when at first because you lost so much weight thank you yeah yeah i'm not gonna
lie to you either i 100
didn't know that was you outside i was like what the when i met you dude you
were much bigger dude
like 80 pounds heavier this is my usual weight that i'm usually at that that's
the one i miss
i'm kidding no seattle times took that picture dude thanks to jam in the van
for this picture i look
like a goblin yeah you do you do look sickly there yeah that's a pale man yeah
tell me how you lost all
the weight dude i just i eat scrambled eggs and exercise every day i dance like
james brown in my
house for like three hours that's amazing scrambled eggs amazing scrambled eggs
dance like james brown
you look like this america well i mean you know you know you like incense i
feel like you like incense
i do if i have time yeah i used to go to you like things around the house i bet
you i bet your money
dude i walk around the house naked every day yeah that's how i live and so like
if my girlfriend's
niece moves in it's like oh you gotta wear clothes amen never again yeah yeah
don't let your
girlfriend's niece move in yeah is that a life lesson it's a life lesson that
is a life yeah
yeah why not her ghost is right here yeah yeah yeah you know jules don't know
her but you know about
seen her on the show yeah yeah yeah that was over are you an ai guy ah no it's
strange to see it come
and go because a year ago everybody in the comments would go if you're not into
ai you're going to get
left behind and that's totally flipped now in the comments people are like what
is this ai slop what is
this wow so i'm kind of stoked to see the public reception flip right you know
because i think it's
cool they they still can't get green screen to work perfectly like when you go
to yeah we're working
on it every day in here yeah just can't get it done it'll never have the uh the
human emotion of
comedy or the nuance in songwriting you know yeah that's true you guys it's you
it's going to be us
it's got to be us but there was a song on tick tock oh so good what the ai song
it's an ai song i
know it's a live song you know live the band yeah that that song yeah right it
was like an rmb version
of that song and i tried to find it on my itunes and it doesn't it's unavailable
it's ai yeah it's
fake but it sounds good there's ai are you scared or no oh yeah because when i
i love that scared
they'll never they'll never come close dude i can write you any genre in the
next five minutes i write
like five ten songs a day when i'm locked in but i collect all the gear from
like the motown days and
i'll record you a motown song and write you something that'll make you cry ai
only exists
because it's copying it's a reflection of the human emotion and all the stuff
that's trained it right
but will it continue to will it get so good that it will then train us it's at
the fingertips of human
command so no ai thing is existing without a guy firing the command so it comes
down to a laziness
on the writer's behalf right i entered in write a song in the style of steel
beans and i'm not like
that famous but my lyrics are on there and it wrote a song and i looked at the
lyrics and i was like
damn this is kind of some lyrics i would write but i would never say this it's
hacky to put this
sentence like that like it's it's the fine tuning that puts the eyebrows did
you say that to ai because
if you say that then it's gonna go good i'll just get better at it then oh yeah
that's the problem
is that people go this isn't good enough and it goes working on it and it just
continues to like
what you just said into that microphone now right it's being recorded it's put
out into the app like
it ai is going to know now yeah you fucked up you fucked up dude yeah i
purposely did that by asking
those damn it you're done dude you got an album out now i do uh i didn't come
here to promote my
album that came out on over 9th uh on uh anderson pax label ape shit records i
got uh troy van
lewin from queens of the stone age on three of the songs and um let me ask you
about that part of it
right you're playing the guitar playing drums at the same time and singing yeah
right seems difficult
it's like chewing gum and riding a horse at the same time is that what it is
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah i don't know if you're chewing gum and riding a horse at the
same time ridden
a horse with gum it throws it throws both of you and the horse off it's just
tough rhythmically
yeah christopher reeves that's what happened to him he was doing too much gum
yeah yeah yeah i don't
blame him so is that i mean you you're thinking are you thinking though it's
just organic i'm not
thinking at all i'll be honest the lame answer is it's not that hard because i
played drums
since i was two got into guitar in middle school and i was texting the band
when are you guys gonna
get here to rehearsal and i sat down at the drum set with my guitar on yeah i
just went yeah let me
see if i can do it and you gotta move rightly you got it yeah yeah are we about
to start the first
two-man one-man band you gotta do it two times or not less yeah you can do it i
do this is a two-man
band band yeah yeah try it tomada ping ping very good thank you for being a bad
friend wow
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!