Name: Bobby Lee Roasts Rick Glassman
Uploaded: 2026-02-12T17:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Roasts Rick Glassman' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Roasts Rick Glassman' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-12. Transcript available.

Ricky what's going on where do I begin that's the show thanks guys thanks for
coming in can I plug my tour there's a tour there's a tour yeah what coffee
shops are you gonna play oh hello San Francisco Denver Houston Cleveland
Dallas Portland Salt Lake City Austin Indianapolis St. Louis there it is go
to punch up he's gonna be at the San Francisco Starbucks well it's a
reserve on Main Street at yeah yeah yeah the Denver coffee uh coffee bean the
Houston Alfred's which is good that is it's a really good coffee he'll get the
Houston Alfred's people say they love it yeah it is good do what the Denver
coffee bean it's yeah it's a great gig I'll be in the Cleveland oh they're gone
you excited or what I'm man I've never loved stand up more yeah very good at it
thank you yeah thank you um I uh think I want to film my hour I've been working
on
this hour for like about two and a half years now and there's reverb from the
headphones that are coming through the microphone you can just put it in your
ears loud it's too loud you put in your ears yeah headphones are too loud okay
yeah you bring the cans down and uh and now let's get into it let's go could
you
bring the can down bring the can down he asked you twice he did the Red Bull
thank
good the Red Bull someone's got to bring the can down Ricky this hour is going
to
be fantastic out of you I know that because I get it you're really killing it
lately I just got it
ah play on work it was a play on work it was a play on work what if that's how
you laughed
yeah uh Richard what if that's how he actually laughed that is that is no yeah
yeah can I say
something you like eccentric socks you tell me yeah yeah I got these at a
museum oh which
uh it was the it was the one where the the cows go to I'm sorry a museum burn
sorry dude you asked
for it let me can I think about it I get it okay let's get into it I really get
it yeah yeah
you know in their stance no less yeah you know what show I've been watching
though that I really like
have you have you seen the show The Pit no have you ever heard of it the show
about Roethlisberger
the pit you watch the show no can I say something yeah yeah I've never seen a
medical show before I never saw ER I never saw Grey's Anatomy I never saw scrub
and any of that right and I've been watching The Pit
all right why would you want to be in the medical field it's so have you seen
the bloopers the bloopers
on the pit oh they're insane when we pull up the pit bloopers just Ben Roethlisberger
getting tackled a
bunch yeah yeah very funny it's such a stressful job yeah yeah have you ever
been a mother
you mean the sitcom yeah have you ever watched The Mother did you do that an
episode of The Mother
no I never know what's The Mother the CBS show The Mother that's at mom actual
hardest job in the world
by far is that called mom no well the mom mom the show mom is a spin-off of The
Mother The Mother was
an original show on CBS okay do you remember how successful Bad Friends got
after people talked
about started talking about your mom yeah isn't that crazy that was a big piece
of our puzzle yeah yeah
we learned I put that in the special oh yeah I heard I heard yeah and you know
what I might sue you
yeah why it's copyright you said it on this show I'm Bobby mom is mine okay it's
my phrase forever
isn't it yours impression of isn't the original IP his mom no but I can't she
actually say that
the phrase is copywritten she doesn't actually say I'm Bobby mom she's never
said it once
do you want to edit that out is it worth you getting credit for something
because people love
it because I thought no she's never said it okay I'm suing I'm suing what's up
with the Groucho
Mark Mark's eyebrows do I have Groucho Mark's eyebrows yeah a little bit I don't
think so
okay is that the black guy from Full House yeah there he is there he is yeah
yeah I think it's the
wideness of it you know what I mean not the thickness I don't know what my
eyebrows look like I haven't
looked in a mirror in three months yeah it was a slime that didn't work
actually actually what
happened to those you got the mirrors out of your house no I just don't look at
them they're there
though oh my god self-restraint yeah it's tough every time I walk by I go I
want to
take a fucking look at this guy I want to see what it looks like because I when
I look in the mirror
and I go like this I don't know how to do it that was great I felt like like I
had Botox or something
I felt like I I couldn't do it hell is other people yeah I don't know get it
like sorry this is this is a
nightmare oh I we can call it I'm just saying no what I'm gonna say this right
if we died and and we
were all three stuck in a room together oh my god wait I would crawl crawl I
would I would imagine for
us then what do you mean oh this is what you see every day okay well you're
welcome yeah you're welcome
what's up uh not much what's up with you that's what I mean that's what you
have what's up on your
shirt you're supposed to say what's up on your shirt what is going on here
Bobby no you shut up
shut up you make you make it very successful podcast no no no when we're very
very successful when we're
together so basically what I'm saying to you is is that no I I don't think it's
me I think it's you
no yeah yeah no it's up that's not that's a that's a chicken yeah yeah yeah bad
friend
yeah Tiger Belly oh really you think so I don't know why don't the analytics
yeah yeah yeah we don't
have we don't have to have huge celebrities to up what is that noise yeah yeah
that's going up that's
going up yeah yeah so so it's if the stock we understand we understand what
this is you think this
is grifting you think that's Hollywood grifting no okay congratulations because
he's making it sound
as if you're grifting right what we've had those people on the show I know we're
grifters as well
we're grifters as well well Paul Rudd I mean what in it what a job you've done
coming back on
but well he's dead right he it was left uh I don't think he was dead no he was
severely injured
he got fucked up a couple of times on my podcast yeah and I felt bad but he
told me I could post it
and then he told me that he was upset that I posted it but he didn't know that
he said that because he
was he was on pain pills he didn't quite understand what I was asking him he
didn't really remember it
did he block you on all platforms or anything I only connect with him through
his publicist I don't
no I don't think he's on any social media he's one of those guys that it's like
like you know people
like social media is stupid but like they're on it all the time yeah you yeah
yeah he's not on it
what's your screen time on your phone does it register I can look yeah yeah
I know mine what is it depends on the week yeah I go between four hours and
eight hours
all right so um you know I'll tell you you know what my daily average is four
hours and 10 minutes
how do you find oh that's like my low end yeah my daily average is five hours
and 44 minutes
is that bad five hours of your life on your phone that's pretty bad yeah I
think it's bad I mean I
don't think I think it's typical and I think it's bad Carlos is seven hours no
is it really
oh my god a day yeah that's insane what's yours between four and eight but also
it's tough to know
because sometimes I'll like I'll put stuff on like I'm listening to YouTube on
my phone or something
you know no yeah let me see Instagram is the most and TikTok three hours of
OnlyFans that's what it
says here posting or watching posting feet pics um messages takes up most of my
time do you think
that's reading or writing I can't do either it's probably why it takes me so
goddamn long
to get through that app I open it up I scroll forever it's impossible it does
say OnlyFans
online 15 minutes yeah it's not that bad no that's not bad yeah yeah what do
you do on OnlyFans do you
watch stuff do you send them messages I watch I'm a um supportive of the arts
you look young when
you smile I don't think I've seen you smile before yeah I love anything
creative
how much money do you put on OnlyFans how much do I spend a month yeah do you
think a couple hundred
bucks I think no way more a couple hundred bucks a day no a couple hundred
bucks do you buy do you buy
the videos like the extra one sometimes I do but you know the descriptions
though I I want to sue
oh I know you know I mean I know yeah like tonight I'm this video you're gonna
see it all
it's some girl in a fucking bikini but fool me once shame on you fool me twice
knock it off
don't get filled again don't feel again a man a fish okay fool me four times I'll
teach a man to
fish I used to do that as a bit I think I'll bring it back fool me five times
shame on me again
fool me six times well can't fool me again
can't get fooled again
you fool me can't get fooled again