Name: Bobby Lee Gets UPSET with Rick Glassman
Uploaded: 2026-02-14T17:01:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Gets UPSET with Rick Glassman' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Gets UPSET with Rick Glassman' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-14. Transcript available.

i love your father you tell your parents i said hi if i remember come on it's
me your parents like me
i don't i don't know you
you came to my birthday party yes yeah only private people that i know well
come to my birthday party
so we don't know each other is that what you're saying stating out loud in
public that we don't
know each other you know me why are you laughing because you're getting real
upset yeah yeah you
know me and that's why i was invited yeah but you know me as well did you bring
your cousin you know
me yeah i like that one i get all of her he's still the same old g yeah yeah i
haven't seen him in a
while yeah well you know why he's been low-key that's right he's also hated on
so
and i can't say the next line because you could say that he has no wheels no
keys and no snowmobiles
and no skis what's that from no boats no snowmobiles and no ski what's that
from out of me because i
could finally afford to buy a family with groceries funnier sorry it rhymes
yeah you're right
it's an eminem song right to add to the wall full of packs yeah that i keep in
the back of my
house house like trophies because y'all think i'm gonna let my dough freeze oh
please you better
bow down on both knees i know this okay now i like the game give me another one
give me another one
i know the game i puke eat it and freak you battle i'm too weeded to speak to
the only key
that i see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two adidas and beat
you and force feed you them
both and on each feet is a cleat shoe
his glasses get really foggy you know what that's you know what that sound is
all the people at the
coffee bean when you're performing they all stub their toes and they're trying
not to be disruptive
what is that's an espresso machine what's your coffee order i haven't drank
coffee since
december 2023 they're steaming a latte why i did a cleanse for 10 days and i
stayed off it
i'm super sensitive to drugs and like weed i only do a little bit coffee so i
drink now free plug no
joke magic mind i love it yeah it's great you keep bringing that up it's really
it's i take you every
time i see you about magic magic i'm not i drink it almost every day yeah you
have some on you
no okay in you yeah i mean i had one today how much how much weed are you
taking a day
i do weed probably between two and four days a week and i take around five
milligrams that's it yeah that's
good yeah something low do you ever do the little microdose mushrooms too i
bought them i haven't done
them yet but i'm going to start trying them phenomenal yeah you know what i
take them i take them when i go
golfing do you micro ghost that it's my favorite thing in the world really when
you when you micro
does them do you think you are phenomenal do you ever say i am phenomenal throw
it up depends on
if i'm making a movie or not uh i love the way i feel on them in the morning do
you guarantee it
i can't well have you tried doing it in a suit i will
you're gonna like the way you feel i guarantee it it is really good though it
starts my day off great
like if i go out there and i stretch and exercise a little bit feels amazing
rick glassman i'm phenomenal one of the best music videos of all time
and who produced this rick ross is this a maybach music hit that's um a maybach
music hit god look
at the hair i remember you then i know you then you know i recently had um uh i
won't say who but it
was an ex-girlfriend who i talked to every now and then say it and she said uh
say it when your hair
is long i missed like your hair she saw that my hair was shorter and she said i
like your hair
longer and even though i have no idea if i'm ever going to see this person
again i think i'm growing
it up wow maybe for her maybe for you and a may back for rick ross may back
music do you ever mix
miss miss miss your ex-girlfriends or no uh yeah you do yeah some of you think
to yourself what i
fucked it up or maybe i could have done this better i think about what i could
have done better in not
exclusively in relationships but also in relationships sure because i i would
find that it'd be a nightmare
dating you i believe that yeah yeah i believe all your little rules in your
house yeah take your shoes
off don't touch that don't touch that yeah yeah i wouldn't date somebody who i
would care if you touch
stuff i just don't want you touching stuff unlike dating bobby that's oh so it's
a personal thing
when i go into your house you're like don't touch that you don't wait me
touching it well you do touch
everything when i'm at your house i'm very polite you are very polite i don't
touch anything well you
know i'll yell if you do okay yeah so i don't touch things he's actually he's
actually gotten better
at not touching yeah because we do say that when he walks in i go don't touch
don't touch remember
don't touch yeah yeah as a cow in the living room treat it like a terry museum
oh don't touch you know
when i was shooting my special i lost my voice the friday didn't hear about
that you told me you got
to show me wink and i got steroids he will and i was really aggressive after
that yeah the steroids
amped you up yeah a little bit yeah what'd you take steroids for my throat you
want to get your
throat stronger no i was losing my voice when i was shooting my special and i
didn't know what to do
saturday i woke up in a panic oh wow i lost my voice and so i had a doctor come
over and inject
me some and it worked like four or five hours later it did work yeah because
you could just do
subtitles for your special another asian joke that wasn't an asian joke yeah
yeah but maybe it might
get my voice done is that we don't get my voice dubbed are you doing subtitles
do it are you doing
subtitles i thought we're doing a bit so i'm with my dad if i could use the
bathroom the teacher says
first you have to sing the alphabet kid says okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o
q r s t u v w x y and z
and the teacher said oh now i know my next time won't you the teacher says what
happened to the p
and the kid said it's running down my leg the coffee house denver yeah that's
crush crush go
get the tickets right now at coffeehouse denver.com backslash rick rick rick
yes
yeah we'll put the link the ticket link in the description yeah
it will do it's gonna be good we're gonna hide it you have to find it it's
right by the hi-ho
ah it's hidden which is what mrs claus said to santa claus the first time they
met
uh-huh put the cans'd up all right so uh i i almost forgot to bring this up
okay so
i was driving like a little over the speed limit i got pulled over by the cop
okay my driver's license
says uh it says here you need corrective eyewear i wasn't wearing my glasses at
the time i said i'm
sorry sir i have to pee and it's running down my pants cop says i know that
joke
and then i forgot how the rest goes but i will text it to you okay okay rabble
rouse level four
that's why your podcast is number two that's why my podcast is number two
are you saying it's shit no yes but that would be a good
shit joke if you wanted to stick that landing you should just let that one hey
your podcast is
great i hear it's it's not the it's not the best but it is a number two
heard your podcast is doing well feels like it's running down your leg
when is the last time you guys pooped your pants backwards yesterday
really are you still talking about your love of the beatles i was clinching it
and i i barely missed
like five seconds yesterday yeah did it get in the underpants i ran into my
room and it it just a plop
came out so it didn't get your underpants and a question you ran into your room
yes not the bathroom
i went into the room where the bathroom is so the bathroom no i entered the
room plop and then
bathroom you pooped got it exactly i have a funny story about but five seconds
just i just needed five
seconds and like god didn't give me that were you delaying it yeah yeah i like
that feeling did it
get in your underpants a little bit yeah i want to tell you speaking of ex-girlfriends
i was dating
a girl who uh lived in london and my mom always wanted to go to london and flew
her out and this
was her first time visiting and i was at my girlfriend's place and my mom
walked over from
her hotel and she had to use the bathroom and she walks in she goes i have to
use the bathroom i have
to use the bathroom she had only met my girlfriend one time and she walked to
the bathroom and then
she came out after and she said i had a little accident on your rug i might
have to take this out
i had a little accident on your rug and uh what do you want me to do with it
she had the the bath mat
and my ex said throw it away but my mom you know took her started taking her
pants before she got
to the toilet so you know so it could be just a smooth sit and much like what
bobby said it
just kind of plopped out a little oh wow on the rug embarrassing she wasn't
yeah she was embarrassed
i don't know if she'd love that i said this here but i do have an animation oh
ricky why did you do
that i can hear her yeah that's that's that's your god ricky
you