Name: Andrew Santino Turns into a Tasmanian Devil!
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Turns into a Tasmanian Devil!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Turns into a Tasmanian Devil!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-18. Transcript available.

- Do you think Wolverines and Honey Badgers get along?
- They're so similar.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I wonder who would win in a fight.
- That's such a good question.
Who would win, a Honey Badger or a Wolverine?
- Yeah.
- No, who would win though, you think?
- It says they do not get along.
They hate each other.
- Yeah. - They're highly territorial.
- I would say so, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think a Honey Badger, aren't they crazy?
- Yeah.
- They didn't create a,
I mean, the X-Men should've had, you know what I mean?
- Honey Badger. - Honey Badger.
- 'Cause honey doesn't sound threatening.
- I think that's what it is, yeah.
- That's a problem. - Yeah.
Wolverine sounds good, but like Honey Badger, yeah.
- Wolverine would most likely win,
according to AI Overview,
due to its significantly larger size greater strength.
- That's what I thought.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Size and strength.
- Yeah. - Offensive power.
- What about Tasmanian Devil?
Is that a mix?
- Oh yeah.
- They're small. - Oh yeah.
- I know they're smaller.
- But they're crazy.
- They're crazy.
The sound that they make is insane.
- Have you ever heard it?
- Yes.
- Oh, it's insane. - It's insane.
And wait, you know why they'll win?
- Let me see if I can do it.
- I'm hungry, sorry.
- Tasmanian Bobby.
- Yeah, can you do one?
- Do it again.
- That's, do you know the lore of this?
- Yeah. - The truth?
- Yeah.
- Why they're called Tasmanian Devils?
When people first came to that area,
they were, they live in the woods at night.
They heard that sound.
- Yeah.
- They thought it was the devil.
They thought that was Devil's Island.
That is very true.
Also, these things are crazy blind.
They can't see shit.
- They can't see shit.
- But, their jaw,
look at the jaw strength of a Tasmanian Devil.
Look it up.
They can bite through,
I wanna know how many pounds per square inch or something.
It's something.
- That's my new cum noise, by the way.
- Tasmanian Devils have an exceptionally powerful bite
for their size.
They sighted around 500 to 1200 pounds per square inch.
What's the average human bite?
What's a human bite?
Humans bite force is 150 pounds per square inch.
- Wow.
- The Tasmanian Devil is- - That's not good.
Is that good or bad?
- It's 10 times us.
- It's, yeah, yeah.
- That's crazy.
What is that?
Alligators is 3,700 pounds per square inch.
- Wow.
- That's why all those idiots in Florida are like,
they love the threat.
I'm gonna get down there,
I'm gonna wrestle that guy to see what happens.
- But I hear hippos are the ones
you don't wanna fuck with.
- They're aggressive.
- They're aggressive.
- They're aggressive.
- They're gigantic mouths, you know,
and they are very territorial.
Not only territorial, but they protect their babies.
If you see a hippo baby, run.
- 'Cause they'll kill you.
- The mother will kill you.
- Yeah, they'll just kill you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What is the father doing?
Is he MIA?
- Yeah, he left.
- Go ahead.
- You go ahead.
- No, you go ahead.
- You go ahead, you go ahead.
- I don't want it.
- I don't want it either though.
I'll be back getting the bread.
I'm gonna get bread, I'm gonna get bread.
I'll be back.
It never comes back.
- Never comes back.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, they can swallow, they bite.
You see them bite through stuff as nuts.
- Yeah.
- You ever seen them bite through like a watermelon?
- Oh, shit, yeah.
- They can crack right through it.
Fancy?
Fancy.
- I saw them.
- Why'd you say watermelon?
- 'Cause I always see videos of hippos and watermelons.
- Out of all the vegetables.
Just say pumpkin.
- I always see videos.
- Just say pumpkin.
- No, no, no, no.
There's always videos of hippos with watermelon.
You see it, you know it.
- Yeah, and fried chicken.
- I knew it.
I was waiting for it, dude.
I was waiting.
- Look at that.
- It is watermelon.
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
That thing, wow.
- Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports?
He'll do that.
He'll go right through it.
It's crazy.
- So funny.
Also hippos, there's a pink residue
that comes out of their skin.
- I don't know this.
- Do you know this?
- No.
- Yeah, there's a pink residue.
- I'm not waiting for that joke.
- There is no joke.
That's a true thing.
There is no joke.
There's a pink residue.
- No way.
- Yes.
- I'm looking for the joke in my mind.
- There is no joke.
- There is a pink residue.
- That's a true fact.
- Is there not a residue?
- Oh, he's right.
Hippos secrete a thick, oily, reddish substance
called blood sweat.
- Blood sweat.
Not Crip sweat, blood sweat.
- It's sunscreen.
SPF.
Wow.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- That's where it comes from.
Blood, sweat, and tears.
Tears.
- Yeah, I wonder what it is.
- Wow, they secrete a red substance.
- They do.
- It protects their skin from sun and bacteria.
- Yeah.
- I thought about that.
- I don't even know why I know that.
- That's awesome.
- How the fuck do I know that?
- That's awesome.
- Out of all the things.
- I love it.
- No, I just know that.
- I looked at my dog today.
We took a dog on a walk today
and I thought how weird that we're, of all the species,
like we're the ones that want to walk upright,
that figured out walking upright was the move.
Isn't that crazy that we were like, fuck this,
all fours is crazy.
- Yeah.
- I'm getting up.
Well, how did we get up?
- I have no idea.
- Like something must've taught us to get up.
- God.
- Excuse me?
- God.
- Don't bring your Spanish fucking voodoo to this room.
Humans walking upright because it offered key survival
advantages.
I know, but why did we, other animals can get upright,
they just-
- No, I mean, banana.
- Go on.
- No, I'm not gonna go on, I'm just saying.
- What I'm saying is-
- They're up in the trees.
- Ooh, ooh, banana.
- Right.
- Yeah, I get it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Food is up high.
- Food's up there, that's what I'm saying.
It's, dude, food's up there.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we didn't want ground food, we wanted high food.
- Yeah.
Is it right or not?
- Oh yeah.
- You come up with one.
- Brother, I love it.
- No, what do you mean you love it?
- It's an-
- You come up with one, man.
- No, it's 'cause we're up to it.
- Why do you think?
- Vantage point, attack, down.
- Exactly.
- Bigger.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, yeah.
- Me big.
- You're small.
- Yeah, you're small.
- What happened?
Why did we stop climbing the trees, though?
- Probably hurts.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Like, if we evolved, you know what I mean?
You would think that we'd still-
- I probably-
- Alex Honold does it, does it?
- Honold does it.
- Yeah, did you see that?
Yeah, tell me about it.
- It pissed me off.
- Why does it piss you off?
I just-
- Yeah.
- Why is he doing that?
- Insane.
- It's crazy.
- Yeah.
- I mean, kudos, the guy's amazing,
but you're like, what is this?
- Well, El Capitan is scarier, though.
- No, he said this was fucking weird.
- But I'll tell you why, 'cause I saw it.
Did you see it?
- I watched it.
- Yeah.
There were places where he could fall, where, you know,
because once he gets to a certain section,
he's climbing again, and he could have fell down
to like the next level.
- I know.
- You know what I mean?
Where is El Capitan, once you fall, you're dead.
There's nothing saving you.
- This was a great PR stunt for Netflix.
I mean, 100%.
And by the way, get paid, good for him.
- Yeah.
- That second of his wife, like,
waving out the window was the weirdest.
- What do you think of that relationship?
- I mean, I think it seems like it's going up.
- Yeah.
- I don't know, it's strange, because they talked about it.
Is this the same girl from the documentary?
- Yes, same girl.
- Where he says he's gonna leave her.
He's like, I'm either gonna climb,
you either stick around and I'm climbing,
or you can kick fucking rocks.
- Yeah.
- And she was like, I'll stay.
- Yeah. - I mean, they must genuinely love each other.
- Yeah, maybe.
They have two kids now.
- They do?
- Yeah.
- Where are they?
Up at the top of that building?
- I don't know.
- They're at the one center or whatever in Sichuan?
- I wouldn't be able to watch this if I was a kid.
Like if your dad was doing that,
would you be able to watch?
- No, it's crazy.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's cute.
- Yeah.
- By the way, this was in China, right?
It was in Beijing, or where was it?
- Singapore.
- Oh, Singapore.
- Was it Singapore?
- Yeah.
- Great audience Asians though.
Oh, oh!
- Every second.
Oh, oh no!
- I know.
- Everything blows their mind.
- And on the floors, they're like, oh!
With the cameras on.
- They were.
- Yeah, they were.
- They were.
- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This guy, it was cool to see,
but like, you know, you knew he was gonna do it.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I kinda wanted to see him slip a little bit.
- And there's also a delay.
You know there's a delay.
- Oh yeah.
- There's no way, if he fell, there's no way they'd show it.
- Well, 'cause how quick can you snap a camera away?
'Cause they're punched in, those guys are,
and the guys that were doing the cameras on the ropes,
that was crazy too.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause they had to do, you know, I'd be a drone.
Give me the drone, I'll fly that next to the guy.
- Like, if my partner wanted to do that,
I would just be like, yeah, I'm not gonna be there.
- Okay, but okay, let's make it more real.
What if your partner's like, I love deep sea fishing,
and I love deep sea diving,
and I like swimming down with sharks.
- Kalilah.
- She did that the whole relationship you were with her.
- And guess what?
- What?
- I'm at home.
I'm not watching that, yeah, I'm just, you know.
- That's true.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But you said good luck,
but you let them do it, you're just not gonna go.
- Well, I did a couple of times with them,
those kind of activities,
but that's completely different then, though, I think.
- It's just as life-threatening,
'cause he's an expert at this.
The chances of him falling are less likely
than one of the girls getting bit in the ocean.
- You think so?
- 100%.
You guys don't agree with that?
Think about this.
Think for a second.
This guy is a flawless professional, right?
He was never gonna fall.
That's why they did it.
Those girls get in the water,
they have an element that they can't control.
He controls all this.
They have animals that you're at their whim.
They could just attack you for no reason.
- Yeah.
- This guy, he was never gonna fall.
There was no fucking way.
- But they did change the day, 'cause it was raining.
- Well, yeah, 'cause you'd slip.
I mean, let's man up.
- Go during it.
- Yeah, go during the rain.
- Do it when it's raining.
- Pussy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Pussy.
- Imagine calling him a pussy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I heard you didn't climb in the rain.
- Tornado?
- Real elements.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Not win.
This guy's the man, though.
He is incredible.
- No, he is just one of the greatest athletes
in human history.
- Did you see, speaking of great athletes,
did you see Sean White jumping over Gillis
and O'Connor in Central Park?
- No.
- During the snow closing in New York,
Sean White literally jumped over Gillis and O'Connor.
Like, look at this.
He just like ollies over them in Central Park, right?
Is that where it was?
- Yeah, on TMZ.
- How sick is that?
- Wow.
- They're just chilling, drinking Bud Lights
and he's ollie hopping over these guys on a snowboard.
- Wow.
- I'd love to get hit in the head by that snowboard.
- Yeah.
- Get paid, huh?
Get a check from Burton.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.