Name: Bill Burr - On Sunset
Uploaded: 2010-08-27T21:31:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - On Sunset' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-08-27. Transcript available. Bill in front of the Comedy Store on Sunset.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - On Sunset' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2010-08-27. Transcript available. Bill in front of the Comedy Store on Sunset.

All right, there you go. Look at that. They get these suckers all the time.
They're half like they're going to go show them Scott Baio's house or some shit.
They just pull up to like a hot dog stand.
No, they must have knocked it down.
Look at them. Does anybody in that van look remotely excited?
You know what I love about it? Is they all know that we're talking about them
right now.
There's nothing they can do.
Because they're from the Midwest. They're polite.
Listen to that. Just a microphone.
Right there. There goes Jerry Lewis. Right there.
Right there. That's what it's like in L.A.
They just walk down the street. We don't bug them.
We're not affected by celebrity out here the way you people are.
Who's this guy?
Oh, that guy. Look at that. Chris Christopherson.
Chris Christopherson. Just hanging out.
Thinking about his neck.
No, it's not him. It's that dude from the Big Lebowski who narrated it.
Whatever the fuck his name is.
Sam Elliott.
Who's also in Mask, who a lot of people say I look like.
Which is very offensive to me as a fucking redhead.
Eric Stoltz.
Eric Stoltz.
No, no.
But they're saying I look like literally Eric Stoltz with the fucking makeup on.
Saying I'm ugly.
Oh yeah, there's whatever that fucking girl is who cried because she's going to
jail.
There she goes.
She's going to jail right now.
Lisa Lohan.
What's her name?
Lindsay.
Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan.
That was Pam Dauver.
She played Mindy on Mork and Mindy.
They're just all over the place here.
And, uh, you know, all kinds of stars.
What's going on?
It's Ted Danson.
Ted Danson just said hello.
Rita Rudner just went in there to get her fucking comrade.
This is Jack Lemmon.
A lot of people think he's dead.
Just faked his own death because he really wanted to tear tickets outside this,
uh, parking garage.
And that's one of the chicks from Facts of Life, the ugly one.
That ugly one there?
Yeah.
She really fell off.
Yeah, another cartload of jackasses just coming by.
Look how unexcited they are.
That's one of those deals where all of a sudden you realize you're in a tourist
trap and you can't get out.
Although the guy's just begging you to get out with no fucking roof.
Uh, this is the guy who played the postman on Cheers.
It's Jeffrey, uh, right there in the blue.
That's, uh, John Ratzenberger.
John Ratzenberger, there you go.
He, uh, was back on there for a long time.
You know what's great is when you fucking do the shit like that, people know
you're filming them.
And then you got that stupid, trying to play it off, look on your face.
Uh, yeah, the fucking weather.
Okay, there goes Kevin James.
They're gonna do another season of, uh, uh, King of Queens.
He's a fucking method actor.
He actually bought that UPS truck.
That's how much fucking money he has, you know?
I don't have that kind of money.
But I'm hanging on to the dream, you know?
You hear all the car horns beeping as people drive by.
Acknowledging my VH1 level of celebrity.
You know?
Is it hard?
Is it hard?
It is sometimes.
It is sometimes.
But, you know, you learn to deal with it.
It's just how it is.
People, please stand back.
Stand back, please.
I'm doing a, uh, I'm doing a documentary.
I don't like the new Camaros.
You gotta get the Challenger.
That looks better.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like him.
That's, uh, who is that over there?
That's, uh, who's that guy who was the dad on eight is enough?
I don't fucking know.
Look at that pit bull coming up here.
See, that's good.
It's got his mouth open.
It's in a relaxed mode.
That's what you want.
You don't want it freaking out like my fucking dog.
You know, my dog almost ate a Lampscaper the other day.
It was a quick, ugly moment.
If that guy was a legal alien, I'd be in court right now.
Ed Bagley, Jr., still into the environment, not driving down the street.
There's all kinds of celebrities out here, you know, so.
I don't know why you guys read Us Magazine.
All you gotta do is stand here.
They're just coming down the street.
So that's it.
I hope you enjoyed the tour of the Comedy Store.
And, uh, I'm gonna start drinking.
Thank you.