Name: Bill Announces the Final Moments of the 2014 ProBowl
Uploaded: 2014-01-27T20:42:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Announces the Final Moments of the 2014 ProBowl' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-01-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Announces the Final Moments of the 2014 ProBowl' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-01-27. Transcript available.

Twenty to fourteen. A minute fifty-eight left. As you can see, like most games,
a bunch
of fans have left, which is always great. Not a lot of traffic.
Alright, a minute twenty-four left. Twenty-one fourteen. Balls on the forty-two-yard
line
of Team Rice. All they gotta do is get it down to there and go for the two-point
conversion.
I'm the only person in the stadium that still gives a fuck.
Let's go, Jerry!
A minute five left. Thirty-yard gain. Look at that, after one play. Come on,
Alex!
Oh, deflected, and the clock stops. And the clock stops at fifty-seven points.
Second and ten, fifty-seven seconds left. Alex Smith. Looking confident.
Jay's back to pass. There you go! Get out of bounds! Nice!
Who says Pro Bowls aren't exciting? Who says that shit, huh, ya mother?
Alright, fifty-one seconds, seconds. Fifty-one seconds left, I'm drunk.
There's only twenty yards. Between them. And a tight score!
Oh! He catches it over the middle! That motherfucker's going! He's going in for
the score!
Yeah!
Woo! Woo!
Kill it!
And they're gonna go for two points! Or we're gonna have an overturn!
We'll find out! The most exciting Pro Bowl! That 98% of the crowd of them! 98%
of the crowd missed!
That's a two! Yeah, they can do it! Boom! That's it!
Jerry Rice! Team Jerry Rice! They're going for it!
Keep that field goal kicker on the bench!
21-20! Plenty of seats! Plenty of seats! Pull up a plastic chair!
We're right with the huddle! We all know what we're gonna do!
Woo!
This is hilarious!
Wow, so it's crazy!
Did he get it? He got it!
He got it! It's all over!
Team Rice down!
Fucking seats going crazy!
And absolutely stunned on seats, Angie!
Team Rice!
Oh, there was some cigars won and lost on that play!
Yeah, they kind of skipped the kickoff!
Yeah!
36 seconds left! I don't know what just happened!
Team Rice just went up by one on a two-point conversion!
They skipped the kickoff!
26 seconds, 25, the puck's ticking down!
I'm guessing Team Sanders is out of timeouts!
I'm guessing there's 30 people in the continental United States watching this!
The crowd's going crazy!
Over the middle!
That's a crazy move!
He's gotta get on a bounce!
He's gotta get on a bounce!
10 seconds!
9 seconds!
Oh, they had a timeout left!
Timeout!
That's gotta be the last timeout!
There's no way this isn't the most exciting Pro Bowl ever!
That includes all the alcohol that I consume!
I stand by it!
All right, here it is!
The final play of the game!
Nine seconds!
Nine seconds to go!
22-21, Team Rice!
Dave Sanders lining up confident!
They're in the spread offense there!
Oh, Jesus!
Why would you have a Philadelphia Eagle in the quarterback position during that
play?
For some reason, the clock sucks!
Who's the Eagles quarterback again?
Jay Fielder?
Foles!
Foles!
I knew it was an athlete!