Name: Naming a Kid Birdie
Uploaded: 2016-11-11T21:30:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Naming a Kid Birdie' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-11-11. Transcript available. Bill reads an email from listeners wanting to name their child Birdie.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Naming a Kid Birdie' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-11-11. Transcript available. Bill reads an email from listeners wanting to name their child Birdie.

uh my walk here's another one for you here my wife and i are two months away
from the birth
of our first child that's fucking awesome congratulations i want to hear your
opinion
on one of the names we have been favoring first name birdie fuck you you're not
naming a kid birdie
you're full of shit yeah i don't i don't buy this i don't buy this at all first
name birdie
middle name ula u-l-l-a short for my grandmother ursula last name starts with a
g her initials
would be b-u-g bug is this too weird of a name oh you fucking hipster cunt no
it isn't go ahead
name your fucking baby birdie you fucking dope i imagine the dmv calling her
name or a teacher
calling her name and roll call what do you think you know what i think you don't
name a kid birdie
why would you do i don't understand people who got this did you never get this
shit kicked out of
you for no fucking reason when you were in school you're literally giving
people a reason every
fucking day to fuck with your kid why would you do that give her a pretty name
birdie
you know uh you know why god gives someone like you sperm that works it's just
it's just i don't
understand it i mean you know was i too harsh this week on people
is birdie is that like you know what i gotta look that up right now i gotta
look that fucking
thing up right now you gotta be fucking shitting me there's no way is is that
gonna be like the new
like kathy birdie the name that's sweeping the nation
birdie uh that's
that's a golfing term that's what you hit in badminton
birdie
girl girl name okay let's see the history of this birdie meaning of the name
well i remember that was lady bird johnson johnson birdie was until recently a
middle-aged ladies club
what birdie was until recently a middle-aged ladies club member wearing a bird
decorated hat
but now it's just kind of a vintage nickname think haiti
is that supposed to be lucy josie oh josie eyes are going mammy millie that's
coming back
into style in a big way actress busy phillips named her baby birdie inspired by
first lady lady bird johnson
as did soap star maura west in an earlier heyday of nicknames uh the 1880s birdie
was a top 200 name
people who also like birdie also like alabama alfie alfred aspen blanche sicily
clover dixie franklin
who fuck names a kid hawk lenora oswald oswin
first of all if if celebrities are naming their baby that it's a good fucking
that's a good one to avoid
oh my god look at these fucking names sparrow remy ransom the fuck names a kid
rants vesper
win w-i-n w-i-n win win god damn it zero
to lucy t-o-u-l-o-u-s-e toulouse i looked at that and with my fucking dyslexia
i just saw toolshed
patience who named the fucking kid patience
the fucking irony that i just flipped out about that
dixie wait why don't you just call her truck stop whore
frank there's a normal one franklin that's all right gertrude jesus christ what's
she banging
someone in the fucking gestapo gretel cosmo guthrie lottie maple marilla
dude these are fucking these are fucking white people douchebag fucking names
oh my god these fleas mortimer india haran haran
that's like how black people say heroin haran he's on that haran you're gonna
name a fucking
he's name a kid a drug a slang for a drug
this these these fucking names are horrible
wait a minute let me get this popularity okay these are the popular names i
gotta keep going with
this podcast this is fuck birdie is number 469 on nameberry what the fuck is
nameberry
all right it reached its peak this is like casey casem
the the name birdie reached its peak and
1880 at two ranked at 210
and then by the 40s wait a minute it dropped all the way down to the fucking
thousand
where it belonged
enter a different name all right let's enter it let me what's the worst fucking
name
i can think of
what's a fucking douchey name a hipster would not
would name their kid
i'm gonna go with lampy
i just looked over and saw a lamp
see if that's one
no no lampy is open
if you want to be fucking original
how about fridge
f-r-i-d-g-e
something a fucking stupid white person would name their kid
uh we found 21 results
there's no way anybody's naming that kid fridge
i bet milty
how about milt
milt
popularity
is 1000% this week did i already see
see milt i was gonna think of some of the
some of the fucking old singers back in the day
it was engelberg
humperdink
how about uh ebenezer
i can't spell this
is there in there a z in there
just for the record i'm spelling it e-b-i-n
e-a-z-e-r
no fucking results for that
i'll go fuck yourself
all right i gotta i gotta have one fucking name that comes out here
come on ebenezer
ebenezer
oh that's how you spell it
are you guys still listening to this
boy name
ebenezer boy name
all right meaning of ebenezer
ebenezer is a name of a biblical place
the stone set up by samuel to mark his victory over the philistines
rather than a person
it was adopted by the british puritans
as the first name
and then exported to america
where it had some early popularity
entering the top 1000 in the 1880s
jeez i'll tell you 1880s was a rough time to be born
not only fucking the scurvy and all that fucking horse shit
you had fucking names like ebenezer and birdie
you can just feel their itchy clothes with those fucking names can't you
all right i can babble with this shit forever
all right that's the podcast for this week everybody
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that's the podcast for this week
go fuck yourselves
uh have a great week and don't name your kid birdie