Name: Bill Burr MMP One-Shot - One-Punch Man
Uploaded: 2017-05-10T18:27:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr MMP One-Shot - One-Punch Man' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr MMP One-Shot - One-Punch Man' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-10. Transcript available.

like a boss i keep forgetting this show i started to watch i watched the first
three episodes and i
absolutely fucking loved it and i tweeted about it it was a cartoon from japan
i guess they're
called anime which i didn't know that but i didn't realize it was such a divisive
thing to say that
you liked a show that was anime i feel like is anime like the emo of fucking
cartoons
like i tweeted that i like this show called one punch man
all right and the fucking responses that i got i got dude are you
fucking drunk oh my god you're into anime and then other people just like this
it's like the
greatest day ever i just like the show i've watched enough of the same type of
shit and i was scrolling
through and i was like what the fuck is this show and i looked and it had five
stars four and a half
five stars which is why i really hope netflix doesn't go to thumbs up thumbs
down like i said
because it's so fucking you know stubbing your toe thumbs down adolf hitler
thumbs down
i mean the thumbs down is this there's a big gap between hitler and you know
stubbing your fucking toe um anyway so i put this thing on and what i loved
about the show
um aside from the fact that i really thought it was funny that you actually
kind of got like a sense
of what young people feel like in japan as far as their view of going into the
corporate world was
very similar to the empty feeling unless you're a fucking sociopath
over here i found like a very like common thread to that and to basically give
you the overall thing
the superhero in it he's not a super he doesn't want to be a superhero
when i'm out fighting monsters i never feel as if my heart's really in it
anymore
i mean i just do the hero thing as a hobby
all right and he fucking trained really hard because he wanted to be the
strongest guy in the world
and in his training he lost all his hair which is hilarious and he's really
self-conscious about it
but he ended up developing like this punch and no matter what monster he runs
into he doesn't give
a shit whether they kill him he's just completely devoid of any like passion or
emotion like what
what happens to you when you get shoved into a fucking cubicle
and uh and he's got this one punch and he just fucking can punch so hard
that no matter how fucking badass the monster is he gives him one somebody said
they should have called
the show the right there friend he gives him the fucking bam in the fucking
in in in the face as eddie murphy says in the face
um and their fucking head explodes and the monsters that he fights you also get
more of an insight
into where people's heads are at uh in japan and it was like you know one of
the monsters he fought
with some giant virus sent here by the earth to get rid of the all the humans
because of what we've done to
the planet so there was environmental thing then my favorite one was this guy
who was crab man he was
half like up top and he was all a crab and then the bottom he was he was half a
guy and he was in but
but the bottom half he's in his bare feet and tighty whiteys bet you're a new
businessman already hating the daily grind
i ate too much crab and turned into this crablante
you should be crapping in your pants right now why aren't you running
and the guy's like oh i ate so much crab meat
that i became a fucking crab and to me he represented the upper one percent
corporate guys
you know on some power lunch just eating all the fucking sushi and just take
take take take take
nothing spiritual about him so he gave him the all right there fred
and then he fought this fucking lady and she had command of all the mosquitoes
and she'd sick the
mosquitoes on everybody suck all the blood out of you and all your energy and
then it would make her
stronger and to me it's like oh this is a gold digging blood sucking whore
right
come on that wasn't nearly enough blood to satisfy my needs now go get some
more for me
and then once she got it to do it to all the animals and everybody there she
didn't need the
mosquitoes anymore she told all the mosquitoes to go themselves and i'm like
slash this is also
somebody who becomes successful and forgets where they come from and they look
at everybody where
they used to be it's like a bunch of peons a bunch of little insignificant
little mosquitoes
i no longer need my tiny little helpers i mean
just look at how strong i've become right it's a lot of levels to it or you can
just get
high and watch this bald-headed dude punch half a crab in the head and watch it
explode i enjoyed it
how the parade comes to town going down broadway is a one-way street whichever
way i go