Name: Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part II: Glasgow, Birmingham & Manchester
Uploaded: 2019-09-06T15:48:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part II: Glasgow, Birmingham & Manchester' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Five Cities - Part II: Glasgow, Birmingham & Manchester' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-06. Transcript available.

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Why are you playing a pirate when you're not a pirate?
Why don't we get a fucking pirate?
How come you don't have a wooden leg?
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up to Berker!
I'm not even thinking about you, especially.
Mike's going to put me to sleep with his show business stories.
You know, Bill, do you just work or do you wait for something to strike a chord
with you in a passionate type of way?
I do. I do. I think about, you know,
what kind of springboard this work could take us to.
Do you stay away from hot-button topics or do you just steer that ship right
into it?
Do you have a lot of sass?
I drive right into it, right into the middle.
I go, okay, wait, Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's not in trouble with you?
Oh, we're out.
You know, if I put my own little twist, where the fuck are we going?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Bill Starr.
I stuttered last night.
I know, because I was staring at you.
He's a really good friend.
We know you're going to love him.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's all for the man you came to see.
On Apples for Famous season three, season four, coming soon, put your hands
together and give a warm welcome for Mr. Bill Burr.
You don't love me, man. You don't love the guy who did it for me.
I'm so pissed.
You take the notes.
What you need to do is talk to my wife.
So, come here.
I'm going to give you an insight, super.
The shit store I'm going to get involved into.
If you ever get me, I'm difficult to live with.
If you ever get me, despite the fact that I fucking pay for everything, it's a
difficult time with me.
How many guys do it? Thank you so much.
I just did Birmingham last night.
I had a great time.
Today's March 2nd, 2019.
My 27th year anniversary of being a comedian.
That's what kills me now when I meet young comics.
I've been doing comedy for this person more than this person's been in life.
I'm dehydrated.
I need some potassium, I think.
I'm going to say I need potassium just so you guys can all write.
Well, actually, you don't want potassium.
That's, like, the worst thing you could do.
Go fuck yourself.
Happy anniversary to me.
You work here?
Could you move your fucking ambulance, please?
It's not an emergency.
Alright, so I've been to this one before.
This is the Apollo Theater in Manchester.
I want to say New Hampshire.
Manchester, England.
This is a fun, fun fucking place.
I've discovered I'm not dehydrated.
I have a stomach virus.
Something I fucking ate in, uh, Liverpool, I believe.
I'm blaming Liverpool.
That first place we were at.
That fucking restaurant.
Where everything they made was horrific.
I was on stage last night.
I almost fainted fucking, like, five times.
This is their Gatorade.
Lucasade.
Lucasade.
Lucasade.
Lucasade?
I don't know.
Fuck this.
Tastes like shit.
How much fucking fun was that?
Dude, Manchester, the Apollo, man.
It's just fucking, yeah.
Crush that.
That place is like, uh, is magic.
I was thinking about my special a little too much during it.
Thinking about a joke that I wanted to flip.
I tried to say it in the end.
I hope I mentioned how cool it is to perform here, you know?
Like, uh, yeah, it's crazy.
I can't imagine, uh, yeah.
I just remember not being able to sell tickets in a comedy club.
Forget about fucking coming this far away.
So now I get to drive down to London to go see my family.
I'm so fucking excited.
I'm so fucking excited.